Meet Jason Stoll of New Port Richey, Flori-Duh. Jason was selling hot dogs in the roadway in St. Petersburg, Florida, which is illegal according to the city’s ordinance. A police officer warned Stoll, and that’s when things got interesting.
A New Port Richey man was arrested on a felony charge Saturday after authorities said he threw a hot dog at an officer who was warning him of violating a city ordinance.
Officers said Jason Stoll, 47, of New Port Richey ignored the warnings and continued to sell hot dogs in the roadway Saturday around 12 a.m. after his street closure permit ended.
First of all, who sells hot dogs in the highway, and second of all, who buys hot dogs at midnight while driving down the street? Okay, Diego the Idiot Detective would buy them, but no one else would.
Stoll was asked to put the hot dog down but authorities said he continued his attempt to sell it. Stoll then became “extremely upset” before he intentionally threw the hot dog at the officer.
I imagine the officer had his gun out, while screaming, “Drop the wiener! Right now!”