The Toronto Sun Is An Idiotic Rag

Meet Michael Morgan of New York City. Michael is very familiar with the streets of NYC, and when his mother called him to say a McDonald’s employee gave her “cold fries,” Michael rushed over and shot the employee three times.

Michael Morgan, 20, is charged with shooting a McDonald’s worker after his mom complained that her fries were cold.

The worker — Matthew Jeremiah Webb — is clinging to life in hospital after being shot several times on Monday.

Now, in addition to attempted murder and criminal possession of a weapon charge in the McDonald’s incident, Morgan has been charged with murder over an Oct. 21, 2020, killing, cops said.

Yeah, this piece of trash already had a murder under his belt. Fear not, because the Toronto Sun has a hot take on how this shooting could have been resolved…

Morgan’s 18-year-old girlfriend, Camellia Dunlap, was charged with two counts of criminal possession of a weapon after she allegedly admitted to cops she handed her beau the gun, law-enforcement sources told the New York Post.

But to Dunlap’s grandmother, hot fries would have resolved the entire matter.

Yep, there it is; the wisdom of the Toronto Sun’s Brad Hunter. Just give the thug’s mother hot fries, and the thug will put his pistol away, say thank you very much, and walk out of the restaurant.

Wow Brad, you cracked the case! That’ll fix everything.

Thanks to The Pirate’s Cove for the linkage.

7 thoughts on “The Toronto Sun Is An Idiotic Rag

  1. I’ve heard of someone being a few fries shy of a happy meal, but this takes the cake. Except they don’t have cake, just ice cream, and that machine isn’t working either. NYC needs some Chik-fil-A to save them from themselves.

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  2. Okrahead – We have two Chick-Fil A’s within three miles of each other. Philly is a garbage city, but my neighborhood is blessed.

    RG – McDonald’s fries are pretty tasty, but Wendy’s fries are better and almost always hot.

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