A Pennsylvania man in Elk County was arrested for alleged multiple traffic infractions, driving while drunk, oh, and did I mention the man was driving completely nude? Yeah, that breakfast doesn’t seem so good right now, does it?
A traffic stop turned into a possible DUI after the driver was reportedly driving nude when pulled over.
State police out of Ridgway stopped a vehicle on Aug. 10 around 10:45 p.m. for a standard traffic stop on Route 219, just south of Brandy Camp Road in Horton Township.
The worst part of this report? The man is sixty years old. Yikes!
Troopers reported that they stopped a Ford F-150 committing multiple traffic violations. The driver, 60-year-old Russell Mowrey, was pulled over and found to be naked behind the wheel.
I guess my only query would be this; “Sir where exactly did you place your wallet and ID?”
The O.K. Corral 
DUI…driving under idiocy. Who knows where he has his license and ID but probably NOT in his glove compartment.
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Ronni – It’s why we wear gloves on car stops.
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Hey, if it’s good enough for FJB, then it should be good enough for everyone…
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The story about him showering with his granddaughter is disgusting. An absolute pedophile.
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I bet he left a skid mark and didn’t even screech the tires!
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Now I lost my appetite forever.
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Veeshir – No, no, it’s just… um, chocolate!
Cathy – Ha!
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This guy could be Barack Obama’s illegitimate president.
My most memorable DUI involved TWO naked people. I can’t really go into details since this is a reasonably family friendly blog, but I’m sure you can get the idea.
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RG – So… supermodels?
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Whiney little “illegal” with the UGLIEST woman known to man, involving Bravo Juliet while DUI
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Could be worse imagine a bare naked ass sitting on black leather or some vinal type of seating.
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