Someone Pooped My Pants Caption Contest
(Source: Reuters)
Caption this photo in the comments section. The winners will be posted on Monday, September 26th.
Original Caption: U.S. President Joe Biden addresses the 77th Session of the United Nations General Assembly at U.N. Headquarters in New York City. REUTERS/Brendan McDermid
The O.K. Corral 
And the poop was this big, my word as a Biden.
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Who took my accordion?
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No, it wasn’t mine! I wear depends!
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Klaraphlyragmarminash!
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“Und our demokrahzee zhahl lahzt fur ein zouzand yeahrz!”
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“And then I walked up to Dolly Parton, and so help me they were this big!”
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The worst part about this one?
Every one I’ve read above could actually be what he said.
The leader of the free world!
Recipient of 87,000,000 votes (actual results may vary).
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“I want that cool, evil, red background again….Come on man, it’s almost Hallo….you know the thing…..my word as a……”
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Connection failed.
FJB
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I tell you my word as a Biden, Michelle’s was this long
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They all still could be what he’d say.
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And poof, just like that, Jeff Dunham walked off stage & left Walter all alone.
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“If you wanna…. uh, you know, the thing…. clap your hands!”
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*Failure in Speech Subroutine*
*Enter Safe Mode*
*Reboot Biden V.32.51A*
*Enter Teleprompter Mode at Line 45*
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“Until a baby is this big, it isn’t human and you can kill it! C’mon man!”
FJB
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Hunter brought me a bag of money from Ukraine, and it was This Big!
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I told the mule my schlong was this long…he laughed.
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