She Seems Sweet

It would appear Fort Myers, Florida has already gone full Road Warrior. Meet Terri Johns. Terri was waiting at a gas station when she believed two women were going to cut into the line. Johns did what any sane person would do, and pulled out her firearm.

A North Fort Myers woman is behind bars after police arrested her for pulling a gun on two women in a gas line in Fort Myers.

Terri Johns, 59, pointed a gun at a car with two women inside because she thought they were trying to skip the line to get gas, according to the Fort Myers Police Department.

The problem here is Johns jumped to conclusions entirely too early.

According to FMPD, the women were actually trying to make a u-turn in the traffic.

Johns was charged with aggravated assault and a weapons offense, because she was too stupid and impatient to wait until she had the facts.

4 thoughts on “She Seems Sweet

  1. She looks a lot older than 59! As my grandpa would say “She looks like she’s been rode hard and put away wet!” Yes, we had lots of horses on our farm when I was young.


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