Karma: It’s What’s For Dinner

Well, this story is unintentionally hilarious. A Brooklyn thug was riding his bicycle down the street in an attempt to shoot a rival gang member. As the man was headed toward the location, he was shot in the head by a drive-by shooter.

At least three people were shot across the city overnight – including a latex-glove-wearing bicyclist fatally gunned down while pedaling to pull off a suspected hit himself, cops and police sources said.

The slain 26-year-old man was riding a bike at Crown Street and Rogers Avenue in Crown Heights, Brooklyn, around 2 a.m. Tuesday when he was blasted in the head by a drive-by shooter in a dark-colored sedan, cops said.

Aww, that’s a shame.

The victim – who had been arrested a dozen times in the city – was wearing black rubber gloves when he was shot, and investigators believe he had planned to carry out a shooting with two other guys, police sources said.

He was rushed to the Kings County Hospital Center, where he was pronounced dead.

I sincerely hope the good people of Brooklyn take to the streets to celebrate this George Floyd-esque hero, and laud him for all his wonderful works in this world.