Learn To Code, Clowns

CNN Overlord Chris Licht has announced there will be even more layoffs at CNN, including employees and paid shills, er, contributors who lie for a living on a garbage news network.

I’m not going to lie. I think this is high-larious!

CNN CEO Chris Licht informed employees in a recent email that a new round of layoffs is underway. CNN recently had a round of layoffs in September, which included Brian Stelter and the demotion of Don Lemon.

The email begins, “Our people are the heart and soul of this organization. It is incredibly hard to say goodbye to any one member of the CNN team, much less many. I recently described this process as a gut punch, because I know that is how it feels for all of us.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! I wish nothing but the worst for all of you.

“Today we will notify a limited number of individuals, largely some of our paid contributors, as part of a recalibrated reporting strategy.

“Tomorrow, we will notify impacted employees, and tomorrow afternoon I will follow up with more details on these changes. It will be a difficult time for everyone. If your job has been impacted, you will learn more through an in-person meeting or via Zoom, depending on your location. In those meetings, you will receive information specific to you about notice period or any severance that would apply, and your anticipated last day. I want to be clear that everyone who is bonus eligible will still receive their 2022 bonuses, which are determined by company performance,” the email states.

Hey guys, I hear Amazon is hiring. You folks can drop off packages in the inner cities and see if any of the thugs know you from television. McDonald’s is also hiring, not that any of you are smart enough to flip burgers or operate the drive-thru window.

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17 thoughts on “Learn To Code, Clowns

    1. She illustrated the fact that Foxnews draws from the same pool of nitwits that CNN and MSNBC do.
      She was soft lefty, less than Shep Smith, but not so full of hate when she was at Fox.

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  1. MelP – According to Ace, Chris Cilizza was jettisoned. I think it moved.

    Mike AKA Proof – I’m sure someone with their qualifications would have no trouble finding a top-flight job in either the food service or housekeeping industries.

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  2. Should have read a bit more before commenting. Seems Chris Cillizza got his pink slip. I REALLY like early Christmas presents. I hope we hear some other familiar names.

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  3. Joey Tapioca Biden keeps telling us this is the strongest economy ever. Yet everyone is getting laid off?

    Maybe it is true? To afford virtue signaling and woke, you need a Trump Economy. In a Biden Economy, mere continuing corporate survival is a lot harder, and much more important.

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  4. Mike AKA Proof – And not on the toilet.

    Veeshir – The other night Don LeMon was telling Colbert that CNN was never liberal. The lies never end.

    Cathy – And with Twitter being owned by Elon Musk, they can’t lie as much there now.

    Ronni – I’m sure they can be hired by Uber…

    RG – At the moment is looks like Cilizza is the biggest fish this time.

    RD – For the first time since his election, my deferred comp had some minor gains. Two years and this prick destroyed a growing economy.

    TXNick – They wouldn’t be caught dead in West Virginia.

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  5. How to tell a jobless person on the corner use to work for CNN…the sign says will tell you what to think for adulation.

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