A Fort Myers, Florida man was caught on surveillance video after he broke into Joe’s Crab Shack and released his bowels inside the restaurant.
Fort Myers police are searching for a pooping perpetrator caught on camera breaking into a Joe’s Crab Shack on Saturday.
Surveillance video shows the man squeeze through a small, broken window to get into the restaurant.
Who burglarizes a Joe’s Crab Shack? It’s not like he is going to get a hot meal after hours.
Police said the alleged suspect stole several items, including alcohol, and defecated on the floor before he left. He also snatched a Joe’s Crab Shack hat off a shelf and wore it as he walked around the restaurant.
I can understand swiping the alcohol, but there’s not a lot else he could have taken that was worth anything. But hey, Florida Man gonna Florida Man.
The O.K. Corral 
Idiots abound in all 50 states unfortunately. What kind of person breaks into a restaurant and defecates on the floor. Couldn’t he make it to the men’s room?!
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Ronni – I can understand the burglary, but the pooping is beyond me.
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Sounds like a disgruntled employee to me. Stole some drinks, a hat that he thinks he should have gotten for free, and showed he didn’t give a crap by leaving one.
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Entirely plausible. I mean if you really want to send a message, wipe the poo all over the front doors.
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