Florida Man Just Trying To Get Ahead

A Flori-Duh man was arrested after a domestic violence incident which included an argument, assault on police, and a ball python. So, just your regular day in Florida.

According to a Miami-Dade Police Department arrest report, officers responded to the Saga Bay Gardens apartment complex, located at 8260 SW 210th St., just after 5:20 a.m. after receiving reports of a domestic dispute.

The report states officers arrived, knocked on the door and could hear a man and woman arguing and, soon after, the woman screaming. Police said they could hear the woman yell “just kick the door in!”

After making entry, police saw Kevin Justin Mayorga running behind the door, attempting to close it in order to shut the victim in and hold her “against her will.”

At the moment, this is your regular domestic disturbance, but it’s about to get really weird.

According to the report, they were then about to make a bizarre discovery. The woman told police that Mayorga had bit off the head of her pet snake, a ball python.

Police said officers then saw the snake — and its severed head — sitting next to the entry door.

Now, I know Ozzy Osborne is getting older, but I don’t think he has named a successor just yet.

Thanks to The Daley Gator for the link.