A gaggle of female U.K. prison guards were either fired or resigned after they were allegedly having sex with male prisoners while on duty.
At least 18 female guards in the U.K.’s “cushiest prison” have reportedly been fired or resigned amid a flurry of sordid sexual accusations — including claims of sex inside cells and one guard smuggling her underwear to an inmate.
HMP Berwyn, which is also Britain’s largest facility, has been hit with various claims of illicit affairs and inappropriate relationships between guards and inmates since it opened in 2017, with three former workers sentenced in a 2019 scandal, the Mirror reported.
Okay, most of these female guards are mostly hot, and in the U.K. I could probably get into this cushy prison simply by saying, “Meghan Markle isn’t actually black!” Seems like a win-win to me.
British outlets are reporting that the 18 women who were fired or resigned from a single jail is a “record,” noting that since 2019, a total of 31 women across England and Wales have been fired from jails for intimate relationships with inmates.
I mean, good for the prisoners, but maybe HMP Berwyn should be a little more strict with their hiring practices. Bringing in young, crazy attractive female guards to oversee young thugs is a recipe for disaster.
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I wonder if the female prisoners get to have fun with young male guards……..
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Considering what the female guards do, I assume it’s a free for all.
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Well, the fact that these are all apparently mugshots could explain why none of them are smiling, but the UK isn’t known as the forefront of dentistry. And they’re probably walking Petri dishes, so you could end up (to paraphrase Dave Barry) spending the rest of your life soaking in a vat of penicillin.
So to sum up, you go first.
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Normally I would agree, but these three certainly look much better than your usual female prison guard. I assume they’ll age a lot when they are in prison.
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Of course they had to smash while on duty. It isn’t like he’s going to pick you up for a night on the town after your guard shift is over.
Look at it from her point of view? She knows where he will be for the next 3-5 years, now she only has to worry about that b*tch Emily on the swing shift getting with him too.
Over/under on the number of guards turned in by the “other woman”? I say about 12 of the 18.
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I thought the same thing. The guys wouldn’t rat them out, so it had to be one of the females. Sounds like there is going to b a catfight sooner rather than later.
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