Once in a great while, a blog comes along that inspires awe, surpasses all expectations, and truly changes people’s lives.

This is not that blog.

However, if you’re interested in reading the rantings of a sarcastic law-dog, this may be the site for you. Since June 6, 2005, I have published my idiotic takes on every topic, from al-key-hol to weight loss (although I don’t recommend using one to result in the other). In between, I have offered a smattering of opinions on every issue under the sun, delicately blended with the occasional story from my profession. Please do not think me a racist simply because I work for the government; that would be ignorant.

I mean, I don’t like people from Greenland, but that doesn’t mean I’m a racist.

You’ll find a little bit of everything here. Most of my commentary is peppered with snark and sarcasm, and no topic is off limits. I do not suffer fools, and I will delete any personal attacks from the comments section. That being said, I usually let my readers voice their opinions.

To my wife’s chagrin and my male readers’ joy, I post photos of hot babes on a regular basis. If hot broads are offensive to you, this blog may not be your cup of tea.

When it comes to blogging, I have been more lucky than good. A lot of big-time sites and blogs have linked here, causing quite a few hit-alanches. I was also honored to be a guest – twice – on Deb Goodrich’s Topeka Talks radio program, and blogging afforded me the opportunity to co-publish a novel. Oh, and I have been graced with an Urban Dictionary listing in my name. Some people think I have talent, but in reality, I’m a nerd with a keyboard. Life has been good to me, and I try to remember that when people tell me how much I suck.

Anyway, welcome aboard, and feel free to browse around and look for some bargains. I think we have a few pair of parachute pants in the back.

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