Walsh: The Republican Party Is A Cult

Super-duper severely Republican presidential candidate Joe Walsh stated he has “given up on the Republican Party” and called the GOP a “cult.” That said, Walsh is determined to win the Republican Party Cult’s nomination.

Former Illinois representative Joe Walsh, who is challenging President Donald Trump for the 2020 Republican presidential nomination, called his own party a “cult” on Monday as several states canceled their GOP primary elections for next year.

So he’s done with the GOP and thinks it’s a cult, but he still wants the nomination. It’s a bold strategy Cotton. Let’s see if it pays off for them.”

“I’ve given up on the Republican Party. The Republican Party is a cult,” Walsh said on CNN. “They no longer stand for ideals. The Republican Party right now is all about washing their leaders’ feet every day, that’s what they do.”

Or, now stay with me for a minute, maybe the GOP wants to continue the positive economic trend President Trump’s policies have given to every American. Maybe the GOP wants to continue appointing conservative judges and enjoying record-breaking unemployment numbers, instead of living under another Obama acolyte.

Walsh pledged to campaign anyway in the states where the primaries were canceled, arguing that the voters will demand that their party leaders put the primaries back on the calendar.

Yes, because millions of conservatives want to vote for a racist who believes Republicans are cultists. My Lord, man, do you completely lack self-awareness?

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Florida Man Has A Nice Piece Of Meat

Meet Patrick Lytle of Florida.

Patrick is down on his luck, and while he cannot afford a home, he can afford raw hamburger meat.

A homeless Florida man threw raw hamburger meat on the hood of another man’s car for an unknown reason.

In fairness, Patrick was just trying to enjoy some delicious engine block burgers.

Police said the car’s owner called them around 8 a.m. Sunday and said a neighbor saw Patrick Lytle throw beef on his car. When witnesses tried to stop Lytle, he continued walking away and refused to wait until authorities arrived.

The victim was able to hose off the meat from his car. It did not cause any damage.

No offense, but Patrick doesn’t look like the outdoorsy type. So why would he have raw hamburger meat if he cannot (obviously) make a fire?

True Detective Stories

Yesterday was fun. I was the only detective in the office for the first half hour, the night shift left me ten unassigned jobs, and the phones rang off the hook all tour. One of these phone people made my Aneurysm List.

The man calls the division and says, “I need some information on the status of my case.” I asked him if he had his control number – the report number given to victims when they make a police report – and he cheerfully replied, “No,” with a laugh. So you know how this conversation was going to unfold.

“Well sir, without a control number, it will be difficult to find your case, since we have one hundred detectives assigned here and receive nearly one hundred jobs every day.”

The man laughs again, as if my pending aneurysm is hilarious…

Dopey Gillis

Comedian Shane Gillis – no, I’ve never heard of him, either – has been fired from Saturday Night Live after a “cancel culture” Twitter mob raked through “offensive” jokes Gillis told years ago.

Normally, this cancel culture garbage would bother the hell out of me, but in this case, I have no problem with the left eating its own.

Comedian Shane Gillis has been dropped from NBC’s Saturday Night Live following a social media mob’s backlash against him due to old jokes that many called racist.

“After talking with Shane Gillis, we have decided that he will not be joining SNL,” the show announced in a statement Monday.

When I was a kid, Saturday Night Live was the hip, edgy program which insulted and poked fun at everyone equally. Now they’re cowering to a small group of Twitter addicts who live in their parents’ basement.

“We want SNL to have a variety of voices and points of view within the show, and we hired Shane on the strength of his talent as comedian and his impressive audition for SNL,” the statement reads.

That’s an absolute lie. Leftism is the only point of view at SNL, which explains why hardly anyone tunes in anymore.

This scenario is a terrific example of the difference between right and left. When conservatives see something on television which offends them, they simply stop watching. When leftists are offended, they demand the offending party lose their job, their career, and their place in society.

She Signed For A Kiss Reunion Tour

Meet Mikayla Saravia. Mikayla has very few marketable skills, but she licked that problem almost immediately.

Mikayla Saravia is an Instagram model and influencer – but what makes her different from the rest is her massive tongue. The 21-year-old, who has around 2 million followers, has a tongue which measures up to a whopping 6.5 inches.

She gets paid between $900 (£722) to $3,000 (£2,400) for posting racy images and videos licking food items. In some snaps, Mikayla, from Florida, US, can be seen sticking out her tongue while wearing skimpy swimwear or lingerie.

When I was a lad, people acquired fame and fortune by working hard, putting in long hours, and expending some elbow grease. Nowadays, you can get rich for an elongated tongue.

Caption Contest Winners

The Knights Who Say Knee! Caption Contest is now over.

Top Three Entries:
3. I’m reminded of the UPS slogan, “What can Brown do for you.?” Maybe it should be, “What did Brown do to you?” This also applies to the Antonio Brown saga.. – Sully
2. Cop: Sigh, why don’t we ever deal with protesters from Victoria’s Secret? – Barry D.

WINNER! – BJ’s $20! $10 for cops. – William

Ric Ocasek, 1944-2019

Ric Ocasek, the lead singer of The Cars, and one of my favorite vocalists of all time, has passed away at the age of 75.

Ric Ocasek, the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame singer whose popular new wave band, The Cars, helped define the sound of rock music in the late 1970s and ’80s, was found dead in his New York City apartment on Sunday.

His estranged wife, supermodel Paulina Porizkova, found him unresponsive Sunday afternoon at his home in Manhattan’s Gramercy Park neighborhood, sources told the New York Post, adding that he apparently died of natural causes. Police said there was no sign of foul play.

The Cars’ self-titled 1978 debut album was a smash hit, boosted by singles including “Just What I Needed.” The album helped lead the way for new wave’s influence on rock music throughout the following decade.

The bulk of my high school and college years were spent listening to The Cars, watching their music videos, and dreaming I was married to Paulina Porizkova. Ocasek was a supremely talented musician, and will be sorely missed.

Rest in peace, Ric. Thank you for the years of entertainment.

Democrats Are Coming For Your Guns

Soy-based, effeminate former Texas representative Robert “Beto” O’Rourke doubled down on his promise to confiscate “weapons of war” yesterday, telling Chuck Todd he’ll grab them.

Beto O’Rourke appeared Sunday on NBC’s “Meet the Press” with host Chuck Todd and continued to push for a so-called assault weapons buy-back program, insisting that the “instruments of terror” need to be taken off of the streets.

The former Democratic Texas congressman explained his reasoning for advocating for both an assault weapons ban and a buy-back program saying, “I could no longer accept that that would be enough because there’s still more than 10 million assault weapons, weapons of war out on the street. And if we agree that they’re dangerous to sell and we should stop selling them, then we also have to agree that these are instruments of terror that are still out there and have to be brought back home or they are going to be used against us.”

The fact this “man” was elected in Texas is very distressing to me. The bright side is Beto’s – the the rest of the Democratic Party’s – rhetoric is pushing moderate Democrats and classic liberals away from the ideology. The party has swung far too left for most people, and that may help the president’s reelection.

True Detective Stories

So work Thursday night was miserable. We battled heavy rain storms, stupid phone calls and more jobs than expected for a Thursday evening. While every one of those previous instances were stress-inducing, nothing beat the assault on police debacle.

Just as a point of reference, there is a directive for assault on police jobs. 1. Every officer on the scene needs to be brought to the division for an interview. 2. Every witness needs to be brought for interviews, as well. 3. The crime scene needs to be held, a patrol supervisor and the detective division needs to be notified. 4. A captain or above needs to approve the charges.

Remember that…

Sunday Services

BBC America has been running the new Star Trek films lately, and while catching Star trek: Into Darkness, I re-noticed the delicious Zoe Saldana. The services have begun.

Zoë Yadira Saldaña Nazario (June 19, 1978) is an American actress. Following her performances with the theater group Faces, Saldana made her screen debut in a 1999 episode of Law & Order. Her film career began a year later with Center Stage (2000), where she played a struggling ballet dancer.

Saldana became known for her work in science fiction films, beginning in 2009 with her first of multiple appearances as Nyota Uhura in the Star Trek film series and her first appearance as Neytiri in the Avatar film series. She has also played Gamora in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, beginning with Guardians of the Galaxy (2014).

I never saw Avatar, as I thought it was self-righteous garbage, but the new Star Trek films aren’t too bad. Zoe was good in Guardians of the Galaxy, but that was the last Marvel film I’ve seen before my boycott. There are more photos below the fold…