Sister Murders Sister In Her Sleep

Meet Fatiha Marzan, a truly evil piece of garbage. Fatiha “allegedly” stabbed her younger sister in the heart three to four times with a knife, because she believed her sister Sayma was flirting with Fatiha’s boyfriend. You know there are plenty of men in this country, you despicable sow!

A 21-year-old woman in Florida allegedly confessed to plotting and killing her younger sister for messaging and flirting with her long-distance boyfriend.

Fatiha Marzan was taken into custody last week and charged with one count of first-degree murder with a weapon, a capital offense, for stabbing 20-year-old Sayma Marzan “specifically” in the heart several times, court documents reviewed by Law&Crime show.

This country is getting more violent every day, and I don’t see any way we can come back from this.

During the subsequent interviews with investigators, Fatiha allegedly confessed that she had been planning to murder her sister for weeks because she wouldn’t stop flirting with Fatiha’s boyfriend.

“Fatiha said Sayma was asleep in their bed that they shared when she began to stab her in her heart. Fatiha admitted to stabbing her three (3) to four (4) times specifically in Sayma’s heart. Sayma woke up and said ‘What the fuck?’ and the word ‘help,’” the affidavit states. “Fatiha replied, ‘Stop.’”

Death. Penalty. No judge, no jury, just eliminate this piece of trash.

F. Joe Biden: Hero Of The Military

The “president*” took some time out from his busy day of eating ice cream and sniffing little girls’ hair to thank a Coast Guardsman for rescuing an elderly woman during Hurricane Ian.

Unfortunately, the hero rescuer is expecting to be terminated by week’s end.

Biden personally thanked a Coast Guardsman for saving a 94-year-old woman in the aftermath of Hurricane Ian, but the hero expects to be fired within days for rejecting the COVID vaccine, The Daily Wire reported. Aviation Survival Technician Second Class Zach Loesch earned praise in a Friday phone call from the commander in chief for kicking in a wall to save a trapped, wheelchair-bound woman and her husband.

Biden’s incompetent press secretary, Karine Jean-Pierre, dodged questions about Loesch, and told reporters to contact the Coast Guard. It’s amazing how much damage Biden has done to the military, all because they wouldn’t take an experimental “vaccine” where the side effects are unknown.

“I told him how proud of him I was and thanked him for all the work he and his Coasties are doing to save lives,” Biden said in a press release that thanked Loesch and Lieutenant Commander Christopher Hooper “for the heroic work that they and their Coast Guard colleagues have performed during search and rescue operations in response to Hurricane Ian.”

But the next time Loesch hears from a federal official, it could be to learn his career is over. Loesch said in an interview that he had applied for a religious exemption to avoid taking the COVID vaccine but does not expect it to be honored.

The Biden administration has infamously denied most religious exemptions for taking the Covid shot, causing an unknown amount of military personnel to either resign or be terminated.

True Detective Stories

Tuesday was a banner day in the division, as it was apparently Happy Hopping Moron Day. I have a few stories this morning, but most of them are very short. Welcome to my nightmare.

Incident #1. At approximately 1:45pm, a police officer wrote a report for a domestic violence arrest. The officer works in the next district over, so it would take him about ten minutes to bring up the paperwork. Luckily for me, this dolt brought the paperwork to the division at 6:30pm. So it took this genius nearly five hours to write a report and bring it to the division.

Incident #2. The desk person in the above officer’s district scanned and sent over two reports. One was a domestic assault and the other was a theft. In both cases, the desk person completed all the paperwork we are supposed to compose. So, the detectives who had to write the reports had to erase this moron’s drivel and start all the paperwork from scratch.

Incident #3. We heard the department will be promoting detectives in a month or so. This would be great news, except we heard Tuesday that our division will get no new detectives, because apparently “we have more detectives than any other division.” That is discouraging, because we’re short every single day.

Yeah, that’s about it. Diego was being Diego, but not enough to warrant a post.

The Unluckiest Woman On Earth

An Australian woman is in critical condition after she was struck by a rollercoaster at the Royal Melbourne Show. Shylah Rodden was trying to receive her cell phone when it fell under the tracks, and was hit by the coaster.

Shylah Rodden, the victim of a horrific rollercoaster accident Sunday in Australia, had walked on the track to retrieve a cell phone, a video posted to social media showed.

Rodden, 26, remains in a critical condition at Royal Melbourne Hospital after she walked onto the rollercoaster track at the Royal Melbourne Show on Sunday night and was struck by the coaster. Rodden was trying to retrieve a dropped phone from beneath the track when she was struck and dragged 25 feet into the air before falling.

I’m guessing she didn’t think the rollercoaster was close, or obviously she wouldn’t have tried to retrieve the phone. Worse, still is this little tidbit…

Rodden had just learned to walk again after a horrific car crash last year.

Here’s hoping Shylah pulls through; she’s a very pretty girl.

F. Joe Biden Lies Yet Again

The illegitimate president traveled to Puerto Rico to survey the damage caused by Hurricane Fiona, and while he was there, he spread more hilariously ridiculous lies about his exploits in Delaware.

Two weeks after Hurricane Fiona, Joe Biden headed to Puerto Rico to survey the damage and pledge $60 million in federal relief for the U.S. territory that’s home to 3.2 million people.

The funding will be used to strengthen flood walls, repair levees, and create a floor warning system. An estimated 109,000 homes and businesses are still out of power.

Let’s hope this demented mushbrain will do the same for Florida.

Speaking to an audience during his visit, Biden bizarrely attempted to pander by claiming that he was raised by the Puerto Rican community in Delaware. “We have a very, in relative terms, a large Puerto Rican population in Delaware relative to our population. We have the eighth largest black population of the country and between all minorities we have 20% of our state [that] is minority. And so I — I was sort of raised in the Puerto Rican community at home, politically. And so, we — and we came here for a long time, both for business and pleasure, since you’re part of the Third Circuit Court of Appeals and Delaware is as well.”

This may come as a shock to you, but Biden is lying about being raised by the Puerto Rican community, and he’s lying about the Third Circuit Court of Appeals.

Like many of Biden’s seemingly random claims, this too is likely false. Delaware doesn’t have the same demographics today as it did when Biden was growing up. According to the 1970 U.S. Census, only 2,154 Puerto Ricans lived in Delaware that year, which accounted for only 0.39% of the state’s population at the time.

We do know for sure that Biden did not go to Puerto Rico as a lawyer working in the Third Circuit, because Puerto Rico falls under the jurisdiction of the First Circuit, and has since 1915.

Bill Clinton was an amazing liar, and I almost respected how well he lied to literally everyone.

I could probably ignore Biden’s lies if he was a good liar, but he’s not. Dementia Joe isn’t as bad a liar as Karine Jean-Pierre, but he’s close. The problem here is no one calls Biden out on his never-ending lies. He just gets away with it, every single time.

Cop Has A Bone To Pick With Doctor

A Las Vegas police officer has been suspended after he allegedly exposed himself while at a chiropractic visit. I guess that is the one bone the doctor couldn’t fix.

Police identified the officer as Richard Landahl. Landahl allegedly committed the crime of open and gross lewdness at the chiropractic office during a treatment session.

I’m assuming he exposed himself to a female, but who knows nowadays?

A judge has issued a summons in lieu of arrest for one count of open and gross lewdness. Landahl is scheduled to appear in court on October 27, 2022.

Officer Landahl has been employed with the LVMPD since 2017 according to police.

Amazingly, Landahl was suspended with pay, and not paraded around town with a “Shame” placard around his neck.

Woman To Be Fined For BLM Sign

An Olympia, Washington woman is about to be fined by her Home Owner’s Association for putting up a Black Lives Matter sign… inside her residence. My word, Washington is such a garbage state.

Shirley Pavao’s homeowners association called a Black Lives Matter sign a violation of the Lost Lake Resort community policy. However, she said she has become a target of a policy that is not legal. Pavao has until Saturday to remove the sign or be fined.

“This is my living room. This is my Black Lives Matter artwork on my wall,” Pavao told KIRO 7′s Gwen Baumgardner.

Obviously, Ms. Pavao has every right to support who she chooses, even terrorists. That said, this is a stupid controversy. Who cares how you decorate your home? (Although you’ll find many movie posters

The sign has been a point of tension in the rural neighborhood for more than two years. “There was an outroar in the community. Specific people started complaining, wanted it down,” Pavao said.

I can understand that, but pretty sure we have a First Amendment in America… for now.

That’s despite neighbors appearing to be in violation themselves. At one home, a Trump doormat could be seen on the ground. At another, a thin blue line flag was noticeable.

The last paragraph is the money shot. If other homeowners are also placing up signs, you either have to fine all of them or none of them. I would go with none of them, but I – thankfully – do not live in Washington.

Poland Demands $1.26T For Reparations

The Polish foreign minister has created a diplomatic note demanding $1.26 trillion dollars from Germany for World War II reparations.

I’m surprised they asked for so little.

Poland’s foreign minister has signed a diplomatic note requesting that Germany pay the equivalent of $1.26 trillion in reparations for damage incurred by Poland during the Nazi German invasion that set off World War II.

As someone who lives, eats, and breathes World War II, I find the irony hilarious. After World War I, the Allies effectively destroyed the German economy because everyone wanted reparations from the war. Twenty-one years later, Germany invaded Poland. It took 92 years for Germany to get out of debt.

“[The note] expresses the position of the Polish minister of foreign affairs that the parties should take immediate steps to permanently and effectively … settle the issue of the consequences of aggression and German occupation,” Foreign Minister Zbigniew Rau said of the matter, adding that it will be one of the foremost points of discussion during German Foreign Minister Annalena Baerbock’s visit to Warsaw on Tuesday.

Obviously, no other countries really suffered more than Poland. Germany and Russia rolled over them, then the Russians sat back in 1944 while the Nazis wiped out the Warsaw Uprising. Not to mention the masses of Polish Jews sent to the gas chambers.

I understand Poland’s demands, but I also think it is a bridge too far. Poland is thriving now, and arguably doing better than Germany at the moment. All those who suffered through WWII are mostly dead, so why bring up so much misery seventy-seven years after the end of the war?

She Seems Sweet

It would appear Fort Myers, Florida has already gone full Road Warrior. Meet Terri Johns. Terri was waiting at a gas station when she believed two women were going to cut into the line. Johns did what any sane person would do, and pulled out her firearm.

A North Fort Myers woman is behind bars after police arrested her for pulling a gun on two women in a gas line in Fort Myers.

Terri Johns, 59, pointed a gun at a car with two women inside because she thought they were trying to skip the line to get gas, according to the Fort Myers Police Department.

The problem here is Johns jumped to conclusions entirely too early.

According to FMPD, the women were actually trying to make a u-turn in the traffic.

Johns was charged with aggravated assault and a weapons offense, because she was too stupid and impatient to wait until she had the facts.

Caption Contest Winners

Kilroy Was Here Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. “Mom?” – Mike AKA Proof
4. Better you than me! – RD
3. Oh, look, all the entrants for Miss California are getting ready for their runway walk. – MelP
2. “The one with the rifle shoots! The one without, follows him! When the one with the rifle gets killed, the one who is following picks up the rifle and shoots!” – Raptor

WINNER! – Is this the line for the bus to Martha’s Vineyard? – RudyTBone