Meet Glenese Dingle and John Henry McDougle of Sunny Isles Beach, Flori-Duh. I have to be honest, that Gelense is definitely a looker and obviously not a transvestite. Totes magotes.
This odd couple stole $1,500 worth of alcohol, fled the scene, and – get this – pulled into a dead end street, ending their Selma and Louise trip right quick.
Photos taken by the department’s officers show stacks and stacks of alcoholic beverages, worth about $1,500, from stores in Sunny Isles Beach and North Miami Beach inside an SUV driven by Glenese Dingle, 40, of Miami.
According to a police report, Dingle and John Henry McDougle, 54, of Fort Lauderdale first stole from a Total Wine store and an ABC Wine & Spirits store in North Miami Beach.
Considering Glenese’s photo, I suspect John Henry needed a lot of alcohol.
Police say the two used distraction as their MO.
“They went into the store and (Dingle) was asking nonsensical questions and when she was doing that, (McDougle) filled a plastic bin with wheels with as much alcohol as he could and he said ‘let’s go,’” Sunny Isles Beach police Sgt. Brian Schnell said.
Hmm, I wonder which side of the jail cell she/he will be reporting to?