Say what you want about Mexico; it’s violent, it’s depressed, it’s corrupt, but Mexican cowboys are exactly like American cowboys – ballsy, beer-loving tough guys.
A customer at a Mexican supermarket captured the moment a cowboy rode his horse into the store to buy a six-pack of beer.
The video, recorded Saturday evening, shows the cattle rancher riding his horse inside the Oxxo store in the Costera district of Acapulco.
The footage shows workers attempting to usher the horse out of the store, but the filmer said the rider was allowed to buy a six-pack of beer before riding out of the business.
That’s awesome! Hats off to this guy, and hats of to the horse for knowing the importance of beer.
Say what you want about ze Germans, but they know their tanks and they know their beer.
A FULL, STANDARD KEG OF beer weighs just over 160 pounds and is pretty unwieldy. So the folks at the Wacken Open Air music festival in Wacken, Germany, are sick of schlepping them across fields every year, and decided to do something about it. Soon they’ll be able to pour 105,000 gallons of beer at stands around the festival grounds thanks to four miles of underground piping.
Music fans at the heavy metal festival are a thirsty bunch. According to Deutsche Welle, the 75,000 attendees each drink, on average, more than a gallon of beer over the course of the festival’s three days. Keeping up with that demand has been a struggle in past years. The new pipeline will provide enough pressure to pour six beers in six seconds.
Only six beers in six seconds? Well, that’s pretty good… I guess.
While we’re at it, I want to remind everyone tonight is Amateur Night at the bars. Everyone and their mothers will be out drinking – and driving. If you’re on the road, be mindful of your surroundings. If you’re at the bar, assign a designated driver.
A Wisconsin man experienced a cool night out when he entered a beer store and was accidentally locked inside the building’s freezer.
A 38-year-old Wisconsin man who got locked in a convenience store’s beer cooler overnight didn’t despair: He decided to enjoy the experience.
The man told police that he went to a Kwik Trip to buy some beer but became trapped inside the walk-in cooler when it was locked at about 11:50 p.m. Rather than bang on the glass door to be let out, he warmed up to the idea of staying inside — where temperatures hover around 32 degrees — all night to sample the merchandise.
When they opened the door, he left the store without paying for what he drank: An 18-ounce bottle of beer and three cans of malt liquor. He also fell over a stack of 30-can beer packs, breaking three cases open.
The man received a citation for retail theft, as well as a citation proclaiming him the Most Awesome Man in Wisconsin.
A Tennessee couple – hmm, I figured it would be Florida – were arrested after having sex in a bathroom, then boinking in a less sanitary bathroom.
According to arrest warrants, the Clarksville Police Department was called to O’Connor’s Irish Pub on Tylertown Road at about 1:19 a.m. Saturday.
A security officer told police a man was in the women’s bathroom, and then unlocked the door for them. While one officer escorted the 26-year-old Clarksville man out of the bathroom, a female officer told the “completely naked” 28-year-old woman to get dressed.
The man was escorted out of the building and told to find a ride home because of his intoxication level. A few minutes later, the woman, who smelled of alcohol and had bloodshot eyes, was escorted out and told to get a cab.
“Instead, they both entered the nearby Porta-Potty,” according to warrants. “Officers banged on the door several times before they opened it. Both subjects’ clothing was again disheveled. It was clear they were attempting to fornicate.”
Maybe it’s just me, but if I was the responding officer, I would have gently nudged the porta-potty with my cruiser, laughed as it flipped on its side, and sped away. Of course, I’m kind of an a-hole.
A Paris nightclub is coming under fire from someone other than Islamists for running a promotion where women can receive free shots – of booze – for showing their breasts.
Wanderlust in the French capital was outed by a self-proclaimed feminist called Anne who spotted a poster behind the bar titled, ‘T*ts = shot’, accompanied by instant camera photographs of women pulling up their shirts to bare their boobs.
She shared the snap on social media which prompted dozens of critics to slam the bar for what they dubbed a sexist stunt.
Possibly, but one woman’s sexist stunt is another man’s million dollar idea. In this case, one which is sure to fill his coffers and keep out the ugly, unshaven feminist harpies.
Meet Susan Kettell, of Sandwich, Massachusetts.
Susan is a rational, centered woman who spends her time enjoying the finer things in life; anger, alcohol, knives, and free-flowing boobies.
Susan Kettell, 39, of Sandwich, was driving a blue Ford Explorer on Saturday when police received a call from another driver who claimed the woman tried to crash into the victim’s car. Kettell then pulled behind the victim’s vehicle at a red light and began waving a double-edged dagger.
Kettell then allegedly got out of the Explorer and ripped off her shirt before running bare-chested toward the victim’s car while flailing the knife. The caller who contacted police, meanwhile, drove off.
Police stated it was unclear if the caller sped away because he was afraid of the knife, or afraid of the saggy titties.
Kettell, who police say was intoxicated at the time, was later found and placed under arrest.
The first sign of intoxication was most likely Kettell’s mug shot, above. Yes, that is her actual mug shot, and no, she does not look batshit insane at all.
A pair of Tasmanian police officers did a good deed by taking a drunk safely home. The officers did one better by taking a selfie with the tipsy man… for posterity.
Tasmania Police responded in a Facebook post to a viral photo on Reddit showing two officers posing for a selfie in front of a bed where an intoxicated man is giving a thumbs-up to the camera.
Tasmania Police Northern District Senior Sgt. Craig Fox said police don’t normally drive drunken partiers home.
“However police are always looking for a place of safety for anyone who is affected by alcohol,” Fox said. “On this occasion, police were contacted by a taxi company for assistance in getting the man home. When police arrived, they found out his address, took the man home and waited for a friend to arrive to look after him.”
Bloody good work, officers. Thanks for making the profession look good.
In one of the more bizarre stories of the week, a California woman was killed after falling from a golf cart and landing on a pair of wine glasses.
Debra Debard was being driven by her partner, 57-year-old Richard Clarke, in an E-Z-GO golf cart on a private olive orchard in Wallace, southeast of Sacramento.
After Clarke made a left turn near the end of the orchard, Debard was unable to “stabilize herself” and was thrown from the cart. The two wine glasses she was holding shattered and Debard fell upon the fragments. She died at the scene, and Clarke was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence.
Golf carts are not easily flipped. You have to be driving at a high rate of speed and you almost always have to be drunk to do it. I would know, because one tipped over on me during a drunken golf outing. I wasn’t driving, but I can tell you it hurts like hell.
Landing on glasses and getting impaled by shards, however? Yeah, that could ruin your day.
Meet Mark Steven Jones of Clarksville, Tennessee. Mark and his friend Robert Earl Wilridge yearned for some quality time in the great outdoors, so they did what any country boy would do; they got hopped up on goofballs and went fishing.
Houston County authorities on Saturday charged two Clarksville, Tenn. men with several wildlife violations after they were found in possession of more than 40 fish, which was well beyond the legal limit.
The two men, Mark Steven Jones, 35, and Robert Earl Wilridge, 28, were each charged with three counts of over the creel limit of bass, illegal possession of wildlife and not having a life jacket. Bond for both men was set at $1,500.
The arrests came after a Houston County landowner reported two men trespassing on his property after fishing on Yellow Creek. The landowner told responding sheriff’s deputies, that when he confronted the two men, they “mooned” him and tipped over a portable toilet.
My father often took me fishing when I was a kid. I never had an appreciation of the endeavor because I thought sitting in a boat drinking all day was a waste of time. I guess it would have been more fun if dad and I dumped over a few toilets.
Golf great Tiger Woods was arrested Monday for driving under the influence. This is the second time Woods has been caught as a DUI.
Arrest information from the Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office shows Woods was booked into jail at 7:18am and then released on his own recognizance at 10:50am, meaning he did not have to post bail.
When they pulled him over, the officer smelled alcohol on Woods’ breath and said Woods became ‘arrogant’.
The officer asked Woods to blow into a breathalyzer and he refused, which in Florida results in an automatic DUI arrest and license suspension.
What the hell has happened to this guy? He had the world by the short hairs, was richer than god, and was the most popular athlete of his day. Then the dumbass cheats on the hottest woman in Sweden, and his entire world crumbles.
Eh, serves him right!