Hoochie Mama!

The citizens of Waynesville, North Carolina are up in arms about a gentleman’s club which is up in legs.

A sign for a strip club in North Carolina is causing controversy. The bright green sign reads: “Future site of The Hoochie Hut – 24-hour adult superstore and strip club. C****** soon.”

Oh, for cripes sake, the word is “coming” just spelled differently. Stop being such a prude. Also, the sign stating, “A few pretty girls and a couple of ugly ones” is freakin’ high-larious!

Property owner, Dustin Smith, declined to go on camera but said he is using the land to store cars as an extension of his vehicle repair business. Smith stayed tight-lipped about future plans for the property.

You know whose lips aren’t so tight… Ahem, I’ll see myself out.

A Terrible Miscarriage Of Justice!

Meet the delicious Shelby Coniglio. Shelby was a Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office Deputy, who lost her job after she was arrested for driving under the influence. Personally, I think she is innocent.

Shelby Coniglio, 26, was arrested on Tuesday in St. Petersburg. According to officers, Coniglio had an odor of an alcohol on her breath, slurred speech, blank expression, bloodshot/glassy eyes and she was unsteady on her feet.

Oh please, it’s pollen season, and she was likely having an allergy attack.

Coniglio agreed to perform field sobriety tests, but performed poorly on them.

Yeah, like anyone can recite the alphabet backwards.

According to an arrest report, Coniglio’s employment was immediately terminated following the arrest, which is consistent with Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office policy.

Well, Pinellas County’s loss is my gain. Shelby, give me a call; I could use an understudy at my desk, and you fit the bill perfectly.

By the way, unlike Humaira Asghar, Shelby should not be convicted, let alone be charged because… well, I mean, look how hot she is!

Remember Cheryl Ladd?

Actress Cheryl Ladd is claiming a Hollywood executive chased her around a desk when she started her acting career. Please, who chases people around a desk?

Cheryl Ladd endured a #MeToo moment early on in her career. The former “Charlie’s Angels” star said the incident, which involved a male Hollywood executive, took place after she moved from South Dakota to Los Angeles to pursue an acting career.

“I was about 19, and I did get chased around one desk,” the actress recalled to Page Six Tuesday. “I literally ran around the desk and out the door.”

Shenanigans! If this actually happened, I doubt Ladd would have waited fifty-one years to report it.

The 70-year-old didn’t name the exec in question. However, she went on to appear in several hit shows during the early ‘70s, including “The Partridge Family” and “Happy Days.” Her major break came in 1977 when she famously replaced Farrah Fawcett in “Charlie’s Angels.”

So this “incident” occurred fifty-one years ago, and Ladd will not identify the executive? Sounds like someone wants to recapture her fifteen minutes of fame.

Your Olympic Babe O’ The Day

Since the Winter Olympics end today – thank Vishnu – I’m putting up a few babes from countries I haven’t mentioned. In all seriousness, it’s not easy scrolling through a few hundred athletes, looking for someone to post. While I like doing this every two years, I am very happy when it’s over.

Above is U.S. snowboarder Chloe Kim, one of the only athletes I looked up whose Instagram wasn’t completely woke. Chloe won the gold medal in the Women’s Snowboard Halfpipe. The girl has talent.

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Your Olympic Babe O’ The Day

Since we’ve gone through all the women’s events, and there are still two days left in the Olympics, I had to double up on events. Meet Oleksandra Nazarova, a 25-year old figure skater from Ukraine. Oleksandra and her skating partner finished twentieth in Ice Dancing, but did much better in the team event, where they finished tenth.

I wanted to post someone from Ukraine, considering the troubles they’re going through right now; plus, I think she looks like actress Michelle Trachtenberg.

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Your Olympic Babe O’ The Day

Meet Victoria Rodriguez Lopez, a 30-year old speed skater from Argentina. You wouldn’t think Argentina would be a hot bed of ice skating, because it isn’t. Victoria does most of her practicing on roller blades, because Argentina does not have an ice rink in the entire country. So, she had to travel to Salt Lake City to practice on ice.

Victoria was annoyed at all the traveling, so she eventually bought a home in Salt Lake City to continue her training. Um, for skating, not bikini modeling. Victoria also competes in inline speed skating, and has won three bronze medals at the world championships, two in 2009 and one in 2015.

In Beijing, she will be the first-ever speed skater to represent Argentina at the Olympic Winter Games.

Victoria won a 500m bronze medal at the 2021 Four Continents Championships: “This bronze medal is very important for me and for my family, because they helped me a lot. And I’m very proud.”

Victoria’s event is for distance skating, not the short track speed skating I posted a few days ago. She competed in the Women’s 500m, but sadly came in thirtieth out of thirty. It’s okay, though, because she’s crazy stupid hot.

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Your Olympic Babe O’ The Day

Meet Sophie Hediger, a 23-year old snowboarder from Switzerland. Sophie is competing in her first Olympiad, after competing in the 2016 Youth Olympic Games, finishing second in both the Freestyle Snowboard Relay and Boardercross. The girl has some real talent, and she has been skiing since she was two years old.

Sophie was a 2018 Junior World Championships bronze medalist, a 2016 Youth Olympic Games silver medalist, and a 2014 national championships silver medalist.

Like many European women serving their country, Sophie is a member of the Swiss military.

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Your Olympic Babe O’ The Day

Meet Špela Rogelj, a 27-year old ski jumper from Slovenia. Špela started her career at the age of eight – EIGHT! – as her father and brother were both ski jumpers. She speaks Slovenian, German, Czech, and English.

Špela made her debut at the Sochi 2014 Olympic Winter Games when ski jumping for women was on the Olympic program for the first time, finishing 26th (22nd at PyeongChang 2018).

In seven World Championships appearances (2009-21), her best finish is 10th in 2015. Won a team silver medal in 2021, after just missing the podium in fourth in 2019.

She is four-time Junior World Championships medalist, winning a full set of medals with the team (2013 gold, 2014 silver, 2012 bronze) and an individual normal hill silver in (2011).

Špela is superstitious, and wears the same socks at every competition.

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Your Olympic Babe O’ The Day

Meet Endija Terauda, a 24-year old skeleton racer from Latvia. Endija is fairly new to the sport, making her debut in 2020. Her 100m hurdle background definitely helps, as she’s wicked fast. She debuted at the 2020 World Cup in Sigulda finishing in third place, which is her best World Cup result to date.

This is her first Olympics, and she finished 20th out of twenty in the competition, but she’s young and it’s difficult to get past the Germans.

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Your Olympic Babe O’ The Day

Meet Anna Seidel, a beautiful 23-year old short track speed skater from Germany. She made her professional debut on the ice in the 2013 World Cup. She has competed in the 2014 Sochi Games, and the 2018 PyeongChang Games. She has between two and three training sessions a day, with each session lasting between two and four hours. Trains for a maximum of eight hours per day but an average of around six.

Her brother Anton plays ice hockey for Hochstadter EC in the Oberliga.

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