The Glorious Land Down Under

Dear Australia, I know we’ve had a touch-and-go relationship with your country. We embraced Mad Max (naturally) and pushed away Jacko (also naturally), and we realize being so far down under you may not get breaking news as fast as the rest of us.

But seriously, you’re just discovering underboob?

MOVE over, cleavage — the underboob is busting out.

Breasts have been the rage of the fashion world lately, especially on Instagram. But the underboob in particular is having a moment — and the leggy likes of Emily Ratajkowski and Kendall Jenner are unsurprisingly obsessed.

I can hop aboard Emily – literally – but can we, as a planet, stop with Kendall Jenner, or any of her insane, inbred sisters please? Unlike the underboob, it’s high time the Kardashians disappear.

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Another Reason To Despise The NFL

In addition to disrespecting the National Anthem, supporting Black Lives Matter, and continually employing Joe Buck, the NFL is filled with anti-Christian scumbags.

Kristan Ann Ware filed a complaint on Wednesday to the Florida Commission on Human Relations which stated she was ‘discriminated against on behalf of her gender and religion.’ The suit claims Ware faced hostility from the Dolphins cheerleader coaching staff over her virginity during an end-of-the year meeting.

The events leading up to Ware quitting the team started on a bus ride in London in 2015 where she told her teammates she was a virgin after they were talking about what songs they listened to while having sex.

She explained to her teammates that she had no intention of having sex with anyone until she was married because of her religious beliefs. The coaches allegedly told her she needed to stop discussing her virginity around the team, but Ware claims she only brought it up when she was asked.

Now, I understand most NFL cheerleaders – and players and administrators – are sullen hoors, so if they want to conserve about their worn-out, shellfish-infested vaginas, that’s fine. Ridiculing and bullying a woman who cherishes her faith (and her virginity) makes you an ugly person, inside and out.

Better Call Sol

Meet Argentinian weather bunny Sol Perez. Sol is a hot little minky, and she knows it; so she decided to insure her best asset for two million Argentine pesos.

A weathergirl dubbed ‘Argentina’s sexiest’ has insured her famous bum to protect it from “all risks”.

Sol Perez insured her taut derriere for £72,000 GBP after finding a company who was willing to offer a suitable settlement for her most-prized asset. The 24-year-old is a huge Latin America media star and is considered the sexiest weathergirl in Argentina.

The blonde bombshell appears on TyC Sports channel and has millions of social media followers. (H/TAOSHQ)

What exactly does insuring her ass from “all risks” mean? Are we talking vandalism, gunshot wounds, an ass-kidnapping? Someone help me out here.

Your Olympic Babe O’ The Day

Our final Olympic babe is a hottie from the most obscure country in Europe: alpine skier Tina Weirather of Liechtenstein.

Christina “Tina” Weirather (born 24 May 1989) is a Liechtensteiner World Cup alpine ski racer. Tina won a bronze medal in Super-G for Liechtenstein at the 2018 Winter Olympics in PyeongChang.

Weirather made her World Cup debut at age 16 in October 2005 and has seven victories and 31 podiums through March 2017.

Tina is part of a skiing family which is legendary in Liechtenstein, and was expected to earn a medal in PeyongChang. She earned a bronze in the Super-G. There are more photos below the fold…

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Your Olympic Babe O’ The Day

Yesterday I officially posted a babe from every Olympic sport, so I am finishing out the week with sports doubles. I will not, however, repeat countries, so today’s babe is Finnish hockey player Isa Rahunen.

Isa Rahunen (born April 16, 1993) is a Finnish ice hockey player for Oulun Kärpät and the Finnish national team. She plays defense and participated at the 2017 IIHF Women’s World Championship.

Isa earned a bronze medal in Pyeongchang after beating the Russians, but she earns a daily gold for that bikini body. There are more photos below the fold…

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Your Olympic Babe O’ The Day

Today’s babe is a wonderfully talented Dutch treat: Netherlands speed skater Suzanne Schulting.

Suzanne Schulting (born 25 September 1997) is a Dutch short track speed skater. She competed in the women’s 500 metres at the 2018 Winter Olympics.

Schulting started doing short track speed skating when she was 8 years old, in Thialf, Heerenveen. She won the gold medal in the 1500m event at the 2016 World Junior Championships in Sofia.[2] She studies at the NTI Leiden. At the 2018 Winter Olympics she won a bronze medal in the 3000 metre relay.

Suzanne won the gold medal in the 1000m yesterday to complement her bronze medal in the relay. There are more photos below the fold…

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Your Olympic Babe O’ The Day

Today’s babe helps us finish out all fifteen sports in the Olympic Games, and it’s safe to say she is one of the hottest women in PeyongChang: Canadian figure skater Tessa Virtue.

Tessa Jane Virtue (born May 17, 1989) is a Canadian ice dancer. With partner Scott Moir, she is the 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist, the 2014 Olympic Silver Medalist, three-time World Champion), three-time Four Continents Champion, the 2016–17 Grand Prix Final Champion, eight-time Canadian National Champion and the 2006 World Junior Champion. Virtue and Moir are the 2014 Olympic silver medalists and the 2018 Olympic gold medalists in the team event.

Tessa is also a gold medalist in the Fabulous Babe event. There are more photos below the fold…

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Your Olympic Babe O’ The Day

Today’s Olympic babe is snowboarder Silje Norendal, whose country (Norway) is dominating these Games.

Silje Norendal (born 1 September 1993) is a Norwegian snowboarder. She competes in halfpipe, slopestyle and boardercross. Her local club is Kongsberg IF. She won gold in women’s slopestyle in Winter X Games Europe in Tignes in 2013.

In January 2014, she won women’s slopestyle in Winter X Games in Aspen, Colorado. In the 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi, Russia, Norendal finished in fourth place in the Slopestyle Semifinals with a score of 78.75. In the Ladies Slopestyle Finals she scored 49.50 ending in the eleventh position.

In January 2015 she won women’s slopestyle for the second time in Winter X Games in Aspen, Colorado.

There’s something to be said about Scandinavian genes, but I have temporarily lost the power to speak. There are more photos below the fold…

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Your Olympic Babe O’ The Day

Today;s babe is the pride of Deutschland; German alpine skier Christina Geiger.

Christina Geiger (born February 6, 1990 in Oberstdorf) is a German ski racer. She belongs to the B-squad of the German Ski Association and specializes in the technical disciplines of slalom and giant slalom.

In 2017, Geiger was scanned for the March issue of the men’s magazine Playboy.

*Quickly scours teh interwebz for her photos* There are more photos below the fold…

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Your Olympic Babe O’ The Day

I’m starting off the week with a woman who, in my opinion, may be one of the hottest athletes in PeyongChang: Italian cross-country skier Ilaria Debertolis.

Ilaria Debertolis (born 17 September 1989) is an Italian cross-country skier. She competed at the FIS Nordic World Ski Championships 2013 in Val di Fiemme. She competed at the 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi, in 30 kilometre freestyle, and was part of the Italian team that placed eighth in the relay.

Sadly, Ilaria’s best result so far in PeyongChang has been 31st, but she can be confident in the fact she’s a luscious Mediterranean babe. There are more photos below the fold…

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