Your Olympic Babe O’ The Day

Meet Karolína Plíšková, a tennis player from the Czech Republic.

Karolina is one of the best women’s tennis players on the planet, and was the number one ranked singles player in 2017. As you can see, she is also crazy stupid hot, which seems to be a pattern in more than a few eastern European countries.

Karolína Hrdličková (born 21 March 1992), born and known professionally as Karolína Plíšková, is a Czech professional tennis player. She is a former world No. 1 in singles, reaching the top of the Women’s Tennis Association (WTA) rankings on 17 July 2017 and holding the position for eight weeks.

She has reached two Grand Slam singles finals at the 2016 US Open and the 2021 Wimbledon Championships. As a junior, Plíšková won the girls’ singles event at the 2010 Australian Open. She has also played for the Czech Republic in Fed Cup competition.

Karolína is one of the favorites in Tokyo, and her 6’2″ frame gives her an advantage.

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Your Olympic Babe O’ The Day

Meet Olga Kharlan.

Olga is a ridiculously talented fencer, and already has two Olympic bronze medals in fencing (2016, 2012).

Olha Hennadiyivna Kharlan (Ukrainian: born 4 September 1990) is a Ukrainian sabre fencer. She holds a bronze medal from both the 2016 Summer Olympics and the 2012 Summer Olympics and is a four-time World champion (2013, 2014, 2017 and 2019) and five-time European champion.

She was Olympic team champion in the 2008 Summer Olympics, twice World team champion (2009 and 2013) and twice European team champion. Kharlan was named athlete of the year at the 2009 Ukrainian Heroes of Sports Years awards. She briefly pursued a political career.

Imagine having this gorgeous woman being your representative. Good grief, I would be at her office every single day volunteering to fill her envelopes, if you know what I mean.

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The Bikini Files

Members of Norway’s handball team were fined $1,770 for daring to wear shorts instead of bikini bottoms. Obviously, I would obviously prefer to watch the Norway women in bikinis, but this is a stupid rule.

Members of the Norway beach handball team are speaking out after they were fined by the sport’s governing body for wearing shorts instead of the required bikini bottoms.

According to the European Handball Federation, which fined the team $1,770, the members who wore shorts instead of bikini bottoms broke uniform requirements implemented by the International Handball Federation (IHF).

I understand that’s the rule, but a $1,700 fine seems overofficious to me.

Making an appearance on ITV’s “Lorraine”, two of the team’s members, Tonya Lurstaad and Julia Bird, expressed their frustration with the fine and the rule, saying there is “no good reason” why the women on the team should be required to wear bikini bottoms instead of shorts.

There is actually a very good reason; so guys like me can ogle them as they’re playing handball. Duh, this isn’t brain science, it’s rocket surgery!

Your Olympic Babe O’ The Day

Meet Pauline Ferrand-Prevot. The lovely and talented 29-year old French cyclist will be competing in Tokyo, and she comes with a fairly impressive resume.

Pauline Ferrand-Prévot (born 10 February 1992) is a French multi-discipline bicycle racer, who currently rides for UCI Elite Mountain Bike team Absolute–Absalon–BMC in cross-country cycling. Ferrand-Prévot has also competed in road bicycle racing and cyclo-cross during her career, winning the world title in each discipline. During the 2015 season, aged just 23, she became the first person ever – in the history of cycling – to simultaneously hold the World road title, World cyclo-cross title and World cross-country mountain bike title.

Ferrand-Prévot is a six-time elite world champion and a thirteen-time elite national champion across the various disciplines in which she competes. She was the youngest competitor in the Women’s road race at the 2012 Summer Olympics, in which she finished eighth.

Yeah, she’s not exactly a slouch, but if she would like to slouch herself on my couch… well, I’ve said too much. There are more pictures below the fold…

Your Olympic Babe O’ The Day

Well, the Olympics are here again, so I might as well continue a time-honored tradition here since 2006. Namely, Your Olympic Babe O’ The Day.

Throughout the Tokyo Olympic Games, I will highlight an Olympic babe each day from a different country and a different Olympic sport. Since my ancestors came from Slovakia, our opening ceremonies will focus upon Skeet Shooter, and fabulous babe Danka Bartekova.

Danka is a 36-year old skeet shooter who won the bronze medal in the 2012 London Olympics, and has won fourteen gold medals in the Slovak Championship sine 1999. Suffice to say, she has a lot of talent.

Feel free to click the pics to embiggen.

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She Wants To Get Him “Down Under”

An Australian nurse “collapsed” in front of a hunky Aussie police officer this week, and the purveyors of the internet think the stunt was a ruse to get a date with the officer. For the record, this has NEVER happened to me. Ever.

Dramatic footage of a nurse collapsing in front of a handsome police officer has the internet convinced the young woman had ulterior motives.

In CCTV uploaded by Facebook page Cop Humour on Wednesday, the young nurse is seen walking out of the hospital and across the car park.

As the woman walks past a parked police car she falls to the ground, prompting the young officer to come to her rescue. The nurse pulls herself to her feet she turns to face the approaching cop, leading many to believe the blunder was simply a clever ploy to catch his attention.

If so, she really laid it on thick, but I guarantee the police officer struck up a conversation at the very least. She certainly looks pretty enough from the few frames I’ve seen.

Putting The Cans Back In Cannes

An unknown female guest at the Cannes Film Festival became infamous after she “released the hounds” while wearing a crop-top dress.

A guest at Cannes Film Festival stole the show on the after she flashed her boobs in a very risqué crop top as she stepped out on the red carpet for the premiere of Annette. The name of the guest is still unknown but she her photos have gone viral, where she is seen flashing her breasts as others watch her in shock.

I’m sure some of the women were in shock, but the men were extraordinarily pleased.

The woman, who donned a cream pleated skirt emblazoned with gold leaf pattern, could be seen posing up a storm for photographers after she raised her hand to wave when her bare breast got exposed. However, even though she realized the awkward moment she was unfazed. (H/T – Mike AKA Proof)

Now that’s my kind of girl!

A few days ago, libtard idiot Scarlett Johansson went on a rant decrying the “sexualization” of her Black Widow character. Johansson blamed Hollywood and men for her low-cut outfits and leather catsuit. The problem here is she never had any problems wearing the clothing while she was making Marvel films, but now – as she’s approaching forty – it’s the worst thing since Russ Meyer films.

The Critical Drinker – a fantastic YouTuber – had a video about this entitled, “Defeminizing Female Characters.” The bottom line was essentially, when you defeminize female characters, don’t be surprised when men stop seeing your films, or they stop being interested in you anymore.

Sure the woman above was looking for attention, and she obviously earned it. Why? Because most women know what men like, and they know how to catch a man’s gaze. That’s not just twenty-something bombshells, it’s all women, and whatever you may think of the woman above, I have no problem with her flaunting her assets, so to speak.

There She Is, Miss Specialist…

A U.S. Army Specialist has just won the 2021 Miss Colorado Pageant; and yes, she is a woman.

A member of the United States Army has won the 2021 Miss Colorado pageant.

The Army posted about Spc. Maura Spence Carroll’s win on its Facebook page, and Carroll is featured on the homepage of the Miss Colorado organization. The Army’s post features a photo showing Carroll in her uniform next to a shot of her getting crowned Miss Colorado 2021.

Well deserved. Maura is crazy stupid hot, plus serving her country is a bonus.

Sweet Moan Alabama

Meet Carrie Cabri Witt, a former high school teacher from Decatur, Alabama.

Carrie enjoyed her work as a teacher, and really loved her students. Literally.

On Thursday, Carrie Cabri Witt received a 10-year sentence, the Decatur Daily report. However, Witt will only spend 18 months in state prison, followed by 18 months in a community corrections program. She will serve the remainder of her sentence on probation.

Witt pleaded guilty in March to one count of a school employee engaging in a sex act with a student under the age of 19. Prosecutors had dismissed a second count. The now-48-year-old was arrested in March 2016 and accused of having sex with two students, ages 17 and 18. She was a teacher at Decatur High School.

After her arrest, Witt’s attorneys argued that she had a constitutional right to have sex with the students. Under Alabama law, anyone over 16 without a specified infirmity is capable of consenting to sex.

I’m all for invoking your constitutional rights, but I’m not sure claiming you have a right to diddle teenagers was the best strategy.

Also, I would hit that so hard, whoever pulled me out would be crowned the king of England.

Heads Over Heels

I am lucky enough to live in a neighborhood which is pretty diverse. We have Indians, Russians, Jews, and a fair amount of Ukrainians. Our neighbors across the way are from Ukraine, and they are, for the most part, very nice.

I cannot imagine the wife served in the Ukraine military, but if she did, I am fairly certain she wouldn’t have stood for this.

Ukrainian authorities have found themselves buried in controversy after official pictures showed female soldiers practising for a parade in heels.

Ukraine is preparing to stage a military parade next month to mark 30 years of independence following the Soviet Union’s breakup, and the defence ministry on Friday released photographs of fatigue-clad women soldiers marching in mid-heel black pumps.

Speaking of pumps… Nah, I better let that comment go.

“Today, for the first time, training takes place in heeled shoes,” cadet Ivanna Medvid was quoted as saying by the defence ministry’s information site ArmiaInform. “It is slightly harder than in army boots but we are trying,” Medvid added in comments released on Thursday.

Look, I’m a big supporter of the Ukraine, if for no other reason than they fight tooth and nail against Putin and his Russian thugs. That said, this is the dumbest thing I have ever seen in a foreign military. It’s not as dumb as the policies the illegitimate president is throwing out to our super-woke military, but it’s still pretty idiotic.