Woman Really Enjoyed Her Package

A video has surfaced showing a woman doing the Amazon Walk of Shame after she allegedly was banging a delivery driver inside the vehicle. I wonder if she is a Prime Member?

A video of a woman exiting the back of an Amazon delivery vehicle has some speculating about what exactly happened before someone began filming.

The video, posted to TikTok by @patrickhook01, shows a woman exiting the delivery van, causing some fellow users of the video-sharing app to question what the two were doing in there.

Some suggested she was euphemistically receiving a package——that is, engaging in strictly adult activities with the driver in the back of the van.

I’m actually okay with this. Amazon delivery drivers usually work ten to twelve-hour shifts – I looked into doing that after retirement… hard pass – and eventually these guys and girls need a break. As long as they’re doing it on break, and aren’t doing it in the open, it’s fine by me.

P.S. – I’ll give the girl this, she at least dressed for the occasion. Looking good, honey!

Meet The Russian Rapunzel

Meet Anzhelika Baranova, a Russian nurse who has not cut her hair since she was five years old. She has let her hair grow for the past twenty-three years, with no plan to see a pair scissors anytime soon.

A 28-year-old nurse from the Russian city of Irkutsk has been dubbed the “Russian Rapunzel” after it was revealed that her ankle-long hair hasn’t been cut for 23 years.

Anzhelika Baranova was only five when her hair was last trimmed. Neither she nor her parents planned to let her hair grow for over two decades, it just sort of happened, as if it was meant to be. She was always very proud of her hair, and taking care of it was never much of a chore. She claims she doesn’t do anything special to maintain her locks, she just washes it twice a week with regular shampoo and conditioner and gently brushes it with a comb to ensure she doesn’t break knotted strands.

She’s definitely an attractive woman, but that hair must be difficult to maintain.

Strangely enough, my armpit hair is almost that length.

Germany Rises Again!

German track and field runner Alicia Schmidt took time off competing after she was invited to perform at Milan’s Fashion Week. Apparently, people think she’s attractive or something.

After taking a break from track and field following a disappointing Tokyo Olympics, German athlete Alica Schmidt has given modeling a try.

The 22-year-old runner, dubbed “the World’s Sexiest Athlete” by a number of supporters and websites, walked in Milan Fashion Week for Boss last week.

Schmidt modeled clothing from the fashion brand’s second season of its Russell Athletic capsule collection — which included a grey blazer dress, Boss hat, tall socks and sneakers.

Here’s hoping she didn’t bump into any models, because that’s how her team was disqualified during the Summer Olympics.

Beach Blanket Wingo

An unknown woman was spotted walking through an airport terminal wearing only a bikini and a mask. On, and spoiler alert: the woman is a fabulous babe, and not three hundred pounds.

An anonymous blonde woman set passenger-shaming sites aflame after she was filmed strolling through a US airport in nothing but a bikini — and her face mask. An Instagram video of her runway modeling stint has garnered nearly 10,000 views in less than 24 hours.

Indeed, the shocking footage features the mystery mischief maker walking nonchalantly through the terminal of an unnamed airport while sporting skimpy olive green swimwear and toting a backpack.

Hmm, I think I’m going to wear a bathing suit next time I’m in an airport terminal.

However, while her itsy bitsy, teenie weenie airport attire may have left little to the imagination, she was still wearing a face mask in compliance with Federal Aviation Administration mandates, the Insta account observed. The Transportation Security announced in August that flyers who break mask mandates can be fined from $250 to $1,500.

This woman is a fashion icon, who should be revered by American males.

Lighten Up, Khabib

UFC champion and Olympic medalist Khabib Nurmagomedov lost his mind this week after he trashed the UFC’s card girls as useless. The MeToo movement will respond in 3… 2…

UFC Champ and Russian gold medal Olympian Khabib Nurmagomedov took a shot at the UFC’s ring girl tradition Tuesday, calling them “useless” and hinting that they are indecent and an embarrassment.

Nurmagomedov recently bought out Russia’s Gorilla Fighting Championship and said he will rebrand it as the Eagle Fighting Championship. But he won’t be keeping one popular aspect of the show: the ring girls.

“Look, I don’t want to offend anyone: Ring girls are the most useless people in martial arts. What is their function? I have a question. You can show that it is the second round on the screen,” he told Russian media, according to MMA Junkie.

Wow, since did the Russians become prudes?

There’s nothing funnier than someone saying, “I don’t want to offend anyone” moments before offending everyone. Look, if he doesn’t like the card girls, that’s his prerogative; but there are plenty of red-blooded American males who enjoy watching the card girls in between rounds.

It Seems Sweden Has A Rodent Problem

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A Swedish Tantra event is being criticized after a Chinese Wuhan Virus outbreak occurred during the festival. Apparently, the citizens of the world should be shut-in for the rest of their lives.

A SWEDISH sex festival has sparked a Covid outbreak with 100 randy revelers testing positive after the raunchy Tantra event.

Tantra at Ängsbacka 2021 was a week “solely dedicated to couples through transformational workshops, music, dance, conscious sexuality and meetings from the heart”.

If I remember correctly, Sweden did not shut down when the Chinese Wuhan Virus hit, and they did fairly well. They had 1.12 million cases, and only 14,668 deaths.

Cops are probing the X-rated event to see whether organizers put festival-goers at risk of being infected with coronavirus. Police were called by angry residents over fears that the festival was “causing danger to others’ health”.

It’s sad to see a rational country like Sweden turn into a bunch of tattletales. While they didn’t get overrun with Covid, they apparently get overrun with wannabe Nazis.

A Solid Business Model

OnlyFans, a UK website which features women posing provocatively, often sans clothing, has decided the company is going in a new direction. In short, they are removing pr0n. This is akin to going to an amusement park where all the rides are closed.

OnlyFans is going to have a new look this fall … the subscription site says it’s about to enact a ban on pornography.

The company says the ban on sexually explicit content is going in to effect Oct. 1 … and seemingly blames the decision on outside pressure, saying it’s making the big change to get in line with requests from banking partners and payout providers.

The company says it’s got to evolve to “ensure the long-term sustainability of the platform, and continue to host an inclusive community of creators and fans.”

I mean, I understand that OnlyFans wants to become legitimate – eyeroll – but if you remove the nudity, you’re going to be out of business by the end of week.

Naked Woman Touched By God

Meet Nita Marie, an OnlyFans model – I honestly don’t know what that means – who believes God wants her to strip off her clothes to entertain the men of the interwebz.

Nita Marie, a self-proclaimed Christian OnlyFans model, asserts that stripping for strangers online is what “God wants me to do.”

“I asked God if I should continue stripping off and the answer was always yes,” the Colorado resident, 45, told Jam Press. Marie believes it’s her divine mission to empower other women to embrace their sexuality.

I mean, I’m all for women empowering their sexuality – send pics! – and while God may want her to continue stripping online, I sincerely doubt God specifically told her to do so. Call me crazy.

The Godly model, who has 953,000 followers and earns $1.8 million a year, found Christianity after having a dream about Jesus when she was 9 years old. Although she was not raised in a religious household, she became more spiritual and tried to build a relationship with Christ — without all the misogyny.

“Without al the misogyny?” Has this dolt ever read anything about Jesus? Does Marie think Jesus was a misogynist? I’m all for her following Christ, but good grief, she knows nothing about Christianity.

The only thing Marie learned from the Bible is that “her cups runneth over.”

Your Olympic Babe O’ The Day

Meet Bernadette Szőcs, a 26-year old table tennis player from Târgu Mureș, Romania. She may be the most beautiful athlete in the 2020 Olympic Games.

Bernadette Cynthia Szőcs (March 5, 1995) is a Romanian professional table tennis player. In September 2011, she traveled to Argentina for the World Junior Circuit event where she overtook Kasumi Ishikawa to reach the top spot in the competition series.

Szőcs won the singles event in the inaugural season of T2, beating Feng Tianwei in the final.

In August 2019 she was ranked no. 14 in the world in the International Table Tennis Federation rankings and no. 1 in the European Table Tennis Union rankings, and in July in the T2 Diamond event, became the first player to use a coloured rubber – pink.

In Szőcs’ first international match in 2021, Szőcs upset second seed and world ranked number 8 Cheng I-Ching in the round of 32 of the WTT Contender event at WTT Doha.

For the record, a “rubber” in table tennis is the covering of the paddle.

Nice bikini, by the way. There are more photos below the fold…

Your Olympic Babe O’ The Day

Meet Anna Baranchuk, a 27-year old rugby player from Russia. Yes, rugby, so you know she can beat the living daylights out of most men on Planet Earth.

Anna Baranchuk (born 18 December 1993) is a rugby sevens player. She was born in Prokopyevsk, Russia. She competed in the women’s tournament at the 2020 Summer Olympics.

Despite Anna’s determination, Russia finished eighth in the final standings. It could be worse; they could have finished twelfth (dead last).

There are more photos below the fold…