Caption Contest Winners

The Caped Crusader Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. A knight who says Ni planting………… a shrubbery! – Veeshir
4. I don’t use email for my job. Chain mail? That’s a different story. – RudyTBone
3. Strange women by the side of the road distributing shovels is no basis for a system of government works projects. – Jim
2. The Legend said, “He who pulls the shovel from the sh1t will be declared the King of San Francisco.” – RD

WINNER! – In days of old,
when knights were bold
And shovels weren’t invented,
They left their load
beside the road
and went away contented. – Mike AKA Proof

Caption Contest Winners

The Hey There, Lonely Boy Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. Well Mary Palm, it looks like it’s me and you again. – Mark
4. Joke’s on him… she’s a transvestite. – Barry D.
3. All BYYYY MYSELF…! – Toothy
2. Man even my sex robot doesn’t like me. – Gary Moore

WINNER! – Jonah Goldberg and his wife out on a date. – Veeshir

Caption Contest Winners

The What’s Your Johnson’s Name? Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. No, I don’t own a comb, or a hairbrush…. – DocRambo
4. I see Chip Diller is still doing his “All is well” bit during this year’s homecoming parade. – MelP
3. Stay Calm! this Hair Style is not contagious! – RD
2. Ok I admit it I smelt it and I dealt it. – Gary Moore

WINNER! – LET’S GO BRANDON! – RudyTBone

Caption Contest Winners

The A Cop And His Horse Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. “Oi! You got a license for that watering hole?!” – Mark Andrew Edwards
4. I call it “Trump Going To DC.” – Veeshir
3. Dang GPS said “Turn right here!” – Mike AKA Proof
2. Wyatt and the case of the defective sea horse… – Sully

WINNER! – “Cops” has been renewed, but in streaming format. – RudyTBone

Caption Contest Winners

The I Keel You! Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. Wow! So that’s what bacon tastes like! – TXNick
4. Next week on Hill Street Blues, Sgt Belker’s last day. – Veeshir
3. Sir, the Americans have left Afghanistan, left behind friends & allies & also left billions of dollars worth of weaponry. What are you going to do next?
I’m going to Disneyland (and blowing it up!) – MelP
2. Tell me I have “crazy eyes” again – I DARE you! – Jenn

WINNER! – Achmed’s long time Partner, Khalid playfully activates Achmed’s Electric Butt Plug during the photoshoot. – RD