You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.
The If It Walks Like A Duck Caption Contest has now concluded.
Top Five Entries:
5. “Aflac…” – Sully
4. “Run, Forrest, run!” – Mike AKA Proof
3. “YEAH! I’m a duck and I have issues with flying! Go ahead and make fun of me. Hope you have lots of wiper fluid!” – Cathy
2. Duck Duck Go……. – DocRambo
WINNER! – Anatidaephobia is the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you. – GOODSTUFF
If It Walks Like A Duck Caption Contest
(Source: Redneck Geezer)
Caption this photo in the comments section. The winners will be posted Monday, August 14th.
The Teach Me, Dr. Zaius Caption Contest has now concluded.
Top Five Entries:
5. The new sex-ed teacher was a big success. – Cathy
4. “If you prick us, do we not bleed?” – Ingineer66
3. Rapt students at the Institute of Economics and Global Warming. – Mike AKA Proof
2. “Then, this guy is all like, ‘get your stinkin’ paws off me, you dammed dirty ape.’” – Sully
WINNER! – “I suggested a few stops on Madison and Milwaukee, but she insisted on attending that rally on Bedford Ave….” – Christopher Ar
Teach Me, Dr. Zaius Caption Contest
(Source: AOSHQ)
Caption this photo in the comments section. The winners will be posted Monday, August 7th.
The Harlem Ache Caption Contest has now concluded.
Top Five Entries:
5. “The pods for Bill and Hillary were in the last place she’d look for them…the kitchen!” – Mike AKA Proof
4. “Why yes, Bill and I do grow our own “herbs” just like you.” – Metoo
3. “This is not the White House I was promised.” – Cathy
2. “Yes, this is a very nice home (whispers to aid: find out who set this up), yes, nice plants (whispers to aid: NOW!) yes, nice kitchen (whispers: you got the name? good, set up an Arkancide!!!)” – MelP
WINNER! – WHAT HAPPENED??????? – DocRambo
The Harlem Ache Caption Contest
(Source: Josh Robin)
Caption this photo in the comments section. The winners will be posted Monday, July 31st.
Original Caption: “More @HillaryClinton in East Harlem.” – @JoshRobin
The I’m Batman Caption Contest has now concluded.
Top Five Entries:
5. “This is called the “Chicago Way”, Schumer!!” – William
4. “Wait until CNN sees me hit their logo out of the ballpark.” – TXNick
3. This season of The Walking Dead has a definite plot twist. – Mike AKA Proof
2. “Where is that Rosie O’Donnell piñata?” – Metoo
WINNER! – Trump: [to the members of his Cabinet] A man becomes preeminent, he’s expected to have enthusiasms. Enthusiasms, enthusiasms… What are mine? What draws my admiration? What is that which gives me joy? Baseball! A man stands alone at the plate. This is the time for what? For individual achievement. There he stands alone. But in the field, what? Part of a team. Teamwork… Looks, throws, catches, hustles. Part of one big team. Bats himself the live-long day, Babe Ruth, Ty Cobb, and so on. If his team don’t field… what is he? You follow me? No one. Sunny day, the stands are full of fans. What does he have to say? I’m goin’ out there for myself. But… I get nowhere unless the team wins.
Spicer: Team!
[Trump beats one of the media pool with a baseball bat] – CHIEFJAYBOB
I’m Batman Caption Contest
(Source: Reuters)
Caption this photo in the comments section. The winners will be posted Monday, July 24th.
Original Caption: President Trump holds a baseball bat as he participates in a “Made in America” product showcase at the White House in Washington, D.C., July 17, 2017. (Carlos Barria/Reuters)
The Whispers In The Snark Caption Contest has now concluded.
Top Three Entries:
3. “Psssst!…hey Vlad…..wanna touch my tiny hands?” – Kevin
2. Trump: “Oh good, my amazing colossal interpreter has arrived..” – Sully
WINNER! – Trump and Putin were so engaged in their conversation that they did not at first notice the hand of God smacking the Secretary of State. – Proof
Whispers In The Snark Caption Contest
(Source: Reuters)
Caption this photo in the comments section. The winners will be posted Monday, July 17th.
Original Caption: Russia’s President Vladimir Putin talks to U.S. President Donald Trump during their bilateral meeting at the G20 summit in Hamburg, Germany July 7, 2017. (Photo: Carlos Barria/Reuters)
