Category: Caption Contest

Caption Contest Winners

The Yes, Mr. President We Bombed Japan Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. No, this is Japan, they’re not going to give you a 10 percent cut. Now remember your lines and you can have your favorite ice cream in just a little while. – Okrahead
4. We sent atomic bombs to Japan at Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Then, we sent them Joe Biden. They may never recover from the last! – Mike AKA Proof
3. Don’t touch any little girls here Mr. President – they have swords and are still a little pissed about being nuked. – RudyTBone
2. No Mr. President, He is Prime Minister Narendra Modi, not Apu from 7-11. – RD

WINNER! – Remember, no matter what the topic…or question, say only the words printed on your cards. And whatever you do….don’t shuffle those cards! – Dalek

Weekend Caption Contest

Yes, Mr. President We Bombed Japan Caption Contest
(Source: Reuters)

Caption this photo in the comments section. The winners will be posted on Monday, May 29th.

Original Caption: U.S. President Joe Biden and Secretary of State Antony Blinken speak as Biden attends a Quad meeting with Australia’s Prime Minister Anthony Albanese, Japan’s Prime Minister Fumio Kishida and India’s Prime Minister Narendra Modi, on the sidelines of the G7 summit, at the Grand Prince Hotel, May 20. REUTERS/Jonathan Ernst/Pool

Caption Contest Winners

The Burning Down The Secret Lair Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. Biden; I’ll burn it all down before I let a Republican back in the white house. – THATMRGGUY
4. Wyatt dreams about work. – Veeshir
3. “Aaaaaahhh! Hilary wants to run for president again.” – Alfie195671
2. Getting ready for the next idiotic TicTokker to try to break into my house so they can film it for their channel. – MelP

WINNER! – Yippee ki yay mother f**ker – Art

Caption Contest Winners

She’s Still Beautiful As Ever Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. Brains! BRAINS! – Have Arms Will Travel
4. Wow! Disney’s latest animatronic is almost lifelike. – MelP
3. It turns out that Emperor Palpatine came out as trans. – Redneck Geezer
2. Paramount’s remake of Star Trek The Cage with a female Captain Pike is going to be lit. – Ingineer66

WINNER! – Your taxidermist sucks! – Veeshir

Weekend Caption Contest

She’s Still Beautiful As Ever Caption Contest
(Source: Reuters)

Caption this photo in the comments section. The winners will be posted on Monday, May 15th.

Original Caption: U.S. Senator Dianne Feinstein (D-CA) returns to the U.S. Capitol after a health-related absence from the Senate for several months, on Capitol Hill in Washington, May 10. REUTERS/Leah Millis

Caption Contest Winners

The Welcome To America’s New Army Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. Dylan’s never gonna learn how to hold a “gun” properly using this form, is he? – MelP
4. Yeah, I know. But she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose. – RudyTBone
3. “You can do it. Just pretend you are aiming at his balls.” Alfie195671
2. At least the black eye wasn’t from her boyfriend. – Okrahead

WINNER! – You’re gonna shoot your eye out, kid. – Gary Moore

Caption Contest Winners

The Hot Diggity Dog Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. Fortunately Chris Christie was in the neighborhood and quickly cleaned everything up. – Okrahead
4. It was terrible. You haven’t seen the wurst of it! – RudyTBone
3. When I referenced “wieners and buns” I wasn’t talking food! – Ronni
2. I don’t think this is quite what Don Lemon meant when he said his dream job was to be surrounded by weenies. – MelP

WINNER! – “I came. I sausage. I conquered.” – Mike AKA Proof