Caption Contest Winners

The To Infinity And Beyond Caption Contest Is Now Over.

Top Five Entries:
5. Flesh Gordon’s spaceship got treatment for Peyronie’s Disease. Thanks for modern medicine. – Mark
4. And the first flying F**k award goes to. – Gary Moore
3. I’ve seen dildos in thrift shops that looked better put together than this thing. – MelP
2. Mysterious one-eyed spacecraft could not stay aloft for four hours. – Mike AKA Proof

WINNER! – Prick in dick getting airsick. – RudyTBone

Weekend Caption Contest

To Infinity And Beyond Caption Contest
(Source: Reuters)

Caption this photo in the comments section. The winners will be posted on Monday, July 26th.

Original Caption: Billionaire businessman Jeff Bezos is launched with three crew members aboard a New Shepard rocket on the world’s first unpiloted suborbital flight from Blue Origin’s Launch Site 1 near Van Horn, Texas. REUTERS/Joe Skipper

Caption Contest Winners

The Don’t Turn Around Wa-Uh-Oh Caption Contest Is Now Over.

Top Five Entries:
5. I’m not taking any more bull…famous last words… – DocRambo
4. On the left, Diego. On the right, Wyatt in approx 1204 days…. – RudyTBone
3. “Gotta go now. I have a feeling of deja moo.*” (*The feeling you’ve heard that bull before.) – TXNick
2. “Blue Cross. Why?” – Mike AKA Proof

WINNER! – “Hello, FBI? I have, in my possession, conclusive proof that ties together Jeffrey Epstein and the Clin…” – Ted Smeltz

Caption Contest Winners

The Dirty Little Mermaid Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. Ariel gives her opinion on the 2020 election – MelP
4. “Screw your legs, bitches!” – Mike AKA Proof
3. “Coming to a theatre near you (or streaming, you lazy loser), Splash 2: Electric Boogaloo!” – Mitchell Strand
2. I told them it means, “Peace among worlds!” It’s hilarious! – ChiefJayBob

WINNER! – Yup! Wyatt wiil bang her like a screen door in a hurricane. – Cathy

Caption Contest Winners

The Defenestration Of Massachusetts Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. At Spirit Airlines we just said you are going to Topeka, we didn’t say the plane was landing there. – Ingineer66
4. Antifa on Air Pinochet Flight 2022. – RD
3. PULL! – RudyTBone
2. The Border Patrol is testing its trebuchets for their new Mexican Reclamation Project. – Barry D.

WINNER! – Diego brings Wyatt a stolen gun without proper paperwork one time too many. – Veeshir

Caption Contest Winners

The That’s Not The Kingpin Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. My commie sense is tingling! – Veeshir
4. “Yes, Aunt May is a widow and no, you can’t have her number. NO, NOT FLASH THOMPSON’S NUMBER EITHER!” – Mitchell Strand
3. Yo! P-Frank – some of your parish priests make the Spidey-Sense go off…and not in a good way! – RudyTBone
2. Well, that’s one way for Biden to get communion. – MelP

WINNER! – One of these men knows that with great power comes great responsibility. – Mike AKA Proof