Caption Contest Winners

The Wedding Slinger Caption Contest Caption Contest has now concluded.

Top Three Entries:
3. “They all said I had a disarming personality! What went wrong?” – Mike47
2. Although polygamy with his nine pregnant brides was a distinct possibility, there was some discussion as to who would be his #1 wife. – Proof

WINNER! – Wyatt is regretting sneaking into the all women’s commune and spreading his seed! – Metoo

Caption Contest Winners

The It’s Testi-lying Time Caption Contest has now concluded.

Top Three Entries:
3. Wasn’t he a song in the 80’s. Dir Comeysar? – Ingineer66
2. “And if you buy what I said in my testimony, I have this bridge in Brooklyn that I will let go cheaper than a harlot in Bill Clinton’s White House.” – TXNick

WINNER! – “While I am not at liberty to say that this little piggy did INDEED go to market, I have it on good authority from an unimpeachable source that this is more than likely so.” – Proof

Weekend Caption Contest

It’s Testi-lying Time Caption Contest
(Source: Reuters)

Caption this photo in the comments section. The winners will be posted Monday, June 12th.

Original Caption: Former FBI Director James Comey testifies before a Senate Intelligence Committee hearing on Russia’s alleged interference in the 2016 U.S. presidential election on Capitol Hill in Washington, June 8, 2017. (Photo: Jonathan Ernst/Reuters)

Caption Contest Winners

The May I Take Your Order? Caption Contest has now concluded.

Top Five Entries:
5. “I’ll start with the “Ocean’s Rising Oysters” and then have the “Coal-Fired New York Strip”. I also want a “Polar Cap Slushie” to drink and the “Ravaged Black Forest Cake” for dessert.” – Metoo
4. “Hmm… deep fried Pelosi, naw sounds stringy!” – William
3. President Trump studies a picture of Kathy Griffin without her makeup. – Mike AKA Proof
2. (Thought bubble over Trump):
HMMMMM. What’s this? “List of Obama Executive Orders”
Fuck that one. [makes strikeout]
Fuck this one. [makes strikeout]
Fuck this other one. [makes strikeout]
Oooo. Paris Climate Accord? Fuck this one in particular. [makes emphatic strikeout] – ChiefJayBob

WINNER! – This should really piss-off those crotch stained, tree hugging, I love my double standards, old white men hating, patchouli wearing, zitt on my ass, Muslim defending, uneducated fimple weeds. – Kevin

Weekend Caption Contest

May I Take Your Order? Caption Contest
(Source: Reuters)

Caption this photo in the comments section. The winners will be posted Monday, June 5th.

Original Caption: President Trump prepares to sign an Executive Order on Promoting Free Speech and Religious Liberty during the National Day of Prayer event at the White House in Washington, D.C., on May 4, 2017. (Photo: Carlos Barria/Reuters)

Caption Contest Winners

The Cream, Get The Money, Dollar Dollar Bill, Y’all Caption Contest has now concluded.

Top Three Entries:
3. “This is your LAST chance! For every 10, TEN, dollars you send, only 8 of it will go into our pockets. The last 2 will go into a slush fund! Call Now! 1-800-Ima-dumbass! Operators are standing by!” – MelP
2. “Hair club? I’m not only a member, I’m the president! – Mike AKA Proof

WINNER! – If I had a dollar for every time I lied about the GOP….. – Metoo

Caption Contest Winners

The Stand And Deliver Caption Contest has now concluded.

Top Five Entries:
5. Damn girl! Now, that’s how you salute the Fatherland! – William
4. Now, Helga, make the eagle flap its wings. – Jim
3. Fritz, your estrogen shots are having a dramatic effect. How will you now self identify? – RG
2. What knockers…. Thank you Frau Blücher… (Horses whinny in background.) – Sully

WINNER! – The Germans consider their udder failure on the Eastern Front. – Mike AKA Proof