Weekend Caption Contest

The Bottom Gun Caption Contest
(Source: TheChive)

Caption this photo in the comments section. The winners will be posted on Monday, August 19th.

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Caption Contest Winners

The Prom Night Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. She knows I’m gay. What’s with the stupid kiss and her making me gag? – Ronni
4. And at the very moment, Isabella told Johnny she’s a Democrat. – Barry D.
3. Jimmy got his morning blowjob, and just then he remembered he had asparagus the night before… – Sully
2. I am never coming out of my Mom’s basement again. – Ingineeer66

WINNER! – The moment Kevin realized that’s not a banana in her pocket. – Kevin

Caption Contest Winners

The Pot Smoker Calling The Kettle Black Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. I must smell her hair! – Cathy
4. Let me tell you something Senator. I blew John Kennedy and you are no John Kennedy. – Ingineer66
3. Pull my finger Joe.
Fool me once bitch… – Sully
2. If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times, I slept with Willie Brown, not Willie Nelson! – Redneck Geezer

WINNER! – “Who does a girl have to sleep with around here to catch a break?” – Proof

Weekend Caption Contest

The Pot Smoker Calling The Kettle Black Caption Contest
(Source: Reuters)

Caption this photo in the comments section. The winners will be posted on Monday, August 5th.

Original Caption: U.S. Senator Kamala Harris points at former Vice President Joe Biden on the second night of the second 2020 Democratic U.S. presidential debate in Detroit, Michigan. REUTERS/Lucas Jackson

Caption Contest Winners

The Where Am I? Caption Contest Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. “You only have to remember one thing Bob, Santa Claus is real!”
“Yeah, yeah, OK, I got it…..whoever you are…..” – Dalek
4. It’s called the Mueller Report sir. You are Mueller. – Ingineer66
3. What do you mean that’s not a mannequin? Who the heck is Nadler? – Ronni
2. Meuller: Psst, line.
Lawyer: “That’s outside my purview”
Mueller: “Oh yeah…” “That’s outside my purview” – Sully

WINNER! – One more time, sir, the one with the donkey teeth is AOC, NOT Donkey from Shrek. – MelP

Caption Contest Winners

The Up In Smoke Caption Contest Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. Keep bullying me and you and The Squad are next, AOC! – Ronni
4. Now, go get me a Pepsi and be quick about it or I’ll burn this entire town down. – Kevin
3. No, you want the Democrat party dumpster fire. It’s over there! – Mike AKA Proof
2. Kevin imagines that they’ll think twice before they only give him an honorable mention in ballroom finals next time……… – Taminator

WINNER! – Timmy the paperboy takes weekly nonpayment very seriously… – Sully

Caption Contest Winners

The A Bridge Too Far Caption Contest Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. What do you mean you haven’t dropped anyone YET????? – Ronni
4. “Hey Sweetheart, remember this morning when you said you had a headache?” – TXNick
3. I love you sweetheart, but sharks have to eat too! – William
2. Now seems like the perfect time to tell you about me……and your sister, mother, cousin Freddy and dog. – Kevin

WINNER! – Jeffrey Epstein said you got too old, into the pit of despair you go sweetie… – Sully