Caption Contest Winners

The Rain Man Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. Rahul was excited that his plastic melting vision super power worked so well. – Jim
4. The security for Trump’s new wall has ironically, been contracted out to various brown guys. – Jenn
3. That moment when you realize that the security screen you put around your pool will not protect your teenage daughter from prying eyes. – Mike AKA Proof
2. “Do I look like I sell Slurpees mother@#$%!%& !!!!” – INPiker

WINNER! – Trumps latest plan is to fill holes in the wall with Indians. – Ingineer

Weekend Caption Contest

Rain Man Caption Contest
(Source: Reuters)

Caption this photo in the comments section. The winners will be posted on Monday, May 21st.

Original Caption: A security guard sits in the shade to shield himself from rains in New Delhi, India. REUTERS/Saumya Khandelwal

Caption Contest Winners

The Sister Europe Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. “Angela you sing bass..we have plenty of tenors in this group..” – INPiker
4. “What? Tofu bratwurst?” – Mario Mirarchi
3. “Why is it you can never trust those French to ever show up?” – RedneckGeezer
2. Europe’s Got Talent didn’t have quite the cachet of its American counterpart. – Mike AKA Proof

WINNER! – Ok lads, whose hand was that?? – Jenn

Weekend Caption Contest

Sister Europe Caption Contest
(Source: Reuters)

Caption this photo in the comments section. The winners will be posted on Monday, May 14th.

Original Caption: German Chancellor Angela Merkel, Spain’s King Felipe and former winners of the Charlemagne Prize sing during a ceremony where French President Emmanuel Macron (not pictured) was awarded with the prize in Aachen, Germany. REUTERS/Wolfgang Rattay

Caption Contest Winners

The Burgers Are Done Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. McDonalds attempts to replicate the “flame broiled taste” of their competitors. It doesn’t go well. – Loki
4. “My mommy said I could have fries with my kids meal!” – Cathy
3. Flame broiled is best, n’est-ce pas? – Mike AKA Proof
2. “Tu as foutu mon quart de livre avec du fromage et tu veux faire 13 € une heure?” – Jim

WINNER! – “French fries are cultural appropriation!!” – Sully

Weekend Caption Contest

Burgers Are Done Caption Contest
(Source: AP via Yahoo!)

Caption this photo in the comments section. The winners will be posted on Monday, May 7th.

Original Caption: A McDonald’s restaurant is hit with petrol bombs thrown by activists during the traditional May Day rally in the center of Paris, France, May 1, 2018. Each year, people around the world take to the streets to mark International Workers’ Day, or May Day. (Photo: Francois Mori/AP)

Caption Contest Winners

The Slipping Her The Pudding Pop Caption Contest is now over. Every single entry was fantastic. Well done!

Top Three Entries:
3. “Wanna see my fat Albert?” – INPiker
2. “Bill, that had better be your tie making that bulge in your pants!” – Ronni

WINNER! – The good news for Bill is that where he’s going, he won’t have to drug anyone to have sex with him. – Mike AKA Proof

Weekend Caption Contest

Slipping Her The Pudding Pop Caption Contest
(Source: Reuters)

Caption this photo in the comments section. The winners will be posted on Monday, April 30th.

Original Caption: Bill Cosby walks towards the courtroom beside accusers Lili Bernard and Caroline Heldman in the Montgomery County Courthouse following a break during the fourth day of his sexual assault retrial case in Norristown, Pennsylvania, April 12, 2018. Mark Makela/Pool via Reuters

Caption Contest Winners

The I Like My Coffee Black Caption Contest is now over. Every single entry was fantastic. Well done!

Top Five Entries:
5. “How do you think I take my coffee….BLACK, MOTHER F****R!!!!!” – Kevin
4. Guy on left: “CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE!”
Guy on right: *discreetly checks holster*
3. Mike’s Photoshop.
2. “What do we want!!! A grande extra hot soy with extra foam, split shot with a half squirt of sugar-free vanilla and a half squirt of sugar-free cinnamon, a half packet of splenda, oh and put that in a venti cup and fill up the “room” with extra whipped cream with caramel and chocolate sauce drizzled on top. 5 shot venti, 2/5th decaf, ristretto shot, 1 pump Vanilla, 1 pump Hazelnut, breve,1 sugar in the raw, with whip, caramel drizzle on top, free poured, 4 pump mocha. When do we want it!!!” – Sully

WINNER! – Zach stood quietly and contemplated the delicious irony of his degree in African American Studies. – Jim

Weekend Caption Contest

I Like My Coffee Black Caption Contest
(Source: ABC News via AP)

Caption this photo in the comments section. The winners will be posted on Monday, April 23rd.

Original Caption: Local Black Lives Matter activist Asa Khalif, left, stands inside a Starbucks, Sunday April 15, 2018, demanding the firing of the manager who called police resulting the arrest of two black men on Thursday. The arrests were captured on video that quickly gained traction on social media. (AP)