Caption Contest Winners

Girl, Interrupted Caption Contest is now over

Top Five Entries:
5. In the competition to carry the most chairs, Suzy decided that in order to get one up on the boys she needed to use her head. – Phillip Clemmer
4. No, Tara, that’s not how musical chairs works. – Barry D.
3. No sweetie, that’s not what I meant when I said, “Take a seat.” – Sully
2. Which chair am I going to use today? Bisexual, pansexual, cupiosexual, Demisexual, blah, blah, blah— – Bicho Bill

WINNER! – All I really wanted was a stool sample. – RudyTBone

Caption Contest Winners

The We Can Just Buff That Out Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. Those monks just HAVE to have their incense! – Graceful Addict
4. This is the last time Tibet Airlines will get Taco Bell to cater for them. – TXNick
3. Tibet Airlines, in a corporate restructuring, is now called ShitTheBet Airlines. – RudyTBone
2. “Was that their most experienced pilot?”
“Well, if I had Tibet…” – Mike AKA Proof

WINNER! – CNN Reports: It was a fiery, but mostly peaceful takeoff attempt. – RD

Weekend Caption Contest

We Can Just Buff That Out Caption Contest
(Source: Reuters)

Caption this photo in the comments section. The winners will be posted on Monday, May 16th.

Original Caption: Rescue workers are seen at the site where an Airbus A319 plane of Tibet Airlines caught fire after an aborted takeoff, at Chongqing Jiangbei International Airport in Chongqing, China. cnsphoto via REUTERS

Weekend Caption Contest

Raise Your Hands If You’re Poor Caption Contest
(Source: Rueters)

Caption this photo in the comments section. The winners will be posted on Monday, May 9th.

Original Caption: U.S. President Joe Biden cheers with team members during the welcome of Team USA at the White House to celebrate their participation and success at the Tokyo 2020 Summer Olympic and Paralympic Games and Beijing 2022 Winter Olympic and Paralympic Games, in Washington. REUTERS/Evelyn Hockstein

Caption Contest Winners

The Burning Of Judas Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. I’m sticking a cherry bomb right here. Watch the fun when the cops try to put the fire out. – TXNick
4. Someone call “Dr” Jill. Joe’s copping a feel again! – MelP
3. Oh Dear God, it is a tucker! – RudyTBone
2. OK, now turn your head and cough… – Sully

WINNER! – Doesn’t matter what picture we use, not one ball. – Jim

Weekend Caption Contest

The Burning Of Judas Caption Contest
(Source: Reuters)

Caption this photo in the comments section. The winners will be posted on Monday, April 25th.

Original Caption: A figure with images of Russian President Vladimir Putin, Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro, Mayor of Caracas Carmen Melendez and Venezuelan Minister of Electric Power Nestor Reverol is prepared to be burned during the traditional burning of Judas as part of the Holy Week celebrations in Caracas, Venezuela. REUTERS/Leonardo Fernandez Viloria