Caption Contest Winners

Kilroy Was Here Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. “Mom?” – Mike AKA Proof
4. Better you than me! – RD
3. Oh, look, all the entrants for Miss California are getting ready for their runway walk. – MelP
2. “The one with the rifle shoots! The one without, follows him! When the one with the rifle gets killed, the one who is following picks up the rifle and shoots!” – Raptor

WINNER! – Is this the line for the bus to Martha’s Vineyard? – RudyTBone

Weekend Caption Contest

Kilroy Was Here Caption Contest
(Source: Reuters)

Caption this photo in the comments section. The winners will be posted on Monday, October 3rd.

Original Caption: Reservists drafted during the partial mobilisation line up outside a recruitment office in the Siberian town of Tara in the Omsk region, Russia September 26. REUTERS/Alexey Malgavko

Caption Contest Winners

The Someone Pooped My Pants Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. *Failure in Speech Subroutine*
*Enter Safe Mode*
*Reboot Biden V.32.51A*
*Enter Teleprompter Mode at Line 45* – RD
4. Who took my accordion? – RudyTBone
3. I tell you my word as a Biden, Michelle’s was this long. – Gary Moore
2. The worst part about this one?
Every one I’ve read above could actually be what he said.
The leader of the free world!
Recipient of 87,000,000 votes (actual results may vary). – Veeshir

WINNER! – And poof, just like that, Jeff Dunham walked off stage & left Walter all alone. – MelP

Caption Contest Winners

The Fire In The Hole Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. Coming soon to a democrat run city near you. – MelP
4. Never eat Taco Bell in Haiti. Never. – RudyTBone
3. Wow, Xena Warrior Princess really let herself go. – Barry D.
2. Honest Elon’s Used Tesla Dealership Grand Opening! – Veeshir

WINNER! – The only useful way to flush out the modern looter is to set fire to the cars they hide behind, and between the flames, you get a clear shot. – Gary Moore

Weekend Caption Contest

Fire In The Hole Caption Contest
(Source: Reuters)

Caption this photo in the comments section. The winners will be posted on Monday, September 19th.

Original Caption: A man runs with looted goods near cars on fire during protests over rising fuel prices and crime as inflation surged to its highest in a decade, in Port-au-Prince, Haiti September 14, 2022. REUTERS/Ralph Tedy Erol

Caption Contest Winners

The Knives Out Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. I repeat!! Do NOT try and trim your eyebrows! You’ll put an eye out with that thing! – Ronni
4. Never bring a lipstick to a knife fight! – Mike AKA Proof
3. Wax on, Whack off. – RudyTBone
2. “Bill Clinton is now singing in a different section in the choir…” – DocRambo

WINNER! – Feeling pretty. Might cut a guy later. IDK. – Veeshir

Caption Contest Winners

The Work Is Icky Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. Noooooo! I don’t wanna get icky mud on my shoes! – Cathy
4. Oohhh, that peasant looked at me! – Veeshir
3. It’s okay Nadine, I’ll do my best to get Boris to quit fondling your ass. – RedneckGeezer
2. When will the “fibre optics” be ready to harvest? – Old 1811

WINNER! – It’s okay, Nadine. We are going to give him a proper burial! – Ronni

Weekend Caption Contest

Work Is Icky Caption Contest
(Source: Reuters)

Caption this photo in the comments section. The winners will be posted on Monday, September 5th.

Original Caption: British Prime Minister Boris Johnson and Culture Secretary Nadine Dorries visit Henbury Farm in North Dorset, where Wessex Internet are laying fibre optics in the field, in Dorset, Britain. Ben Birchall/Pool via REUTERS