Caption Contest Winners

Bernie Screams For Ice Cream Caption Contest has now concluded.

Top Five Entries:
5. “After you try my ice cream you’ll know why I call it.. Bernie you a new asshole….Peace out bitches.” – Kevin
4. Ben and Jerry’s introduce their new flavor “Old Comu-Nuts” – Jim
3. B&J introduce their newest ice-cold confection (initally The Cold Bern), The Dicksickle. – Toothy
2. Ben & Jerry’s introduces their latest flavor: crazy fruit, surrounded by tiny shriveled up nuts and 1 big nut in the center. Also, the main ingredient is curdled milk. – MelP

WINNER! – Ben and Jerry’s…now with more nuts! – Proof

Caption Contest Winners

The Through The Looking Glass Caption Contest has now concluded.

Top Three Entries:
3. Afghan boys go a little too far when it comes to peeping in the girls locker room. – Cathy
2. United demonstrates their new policy to get paying customers to give up their seats. – MelP

WINNER! – “Hey, what’s that sound..?”
“It’s just a cargo plane, nothing to worry about…” – Sully

Weekend Caption Contest

Love Story Caption Contest
(Source: AP)

Caption this photo in the comments section. The winners will be posted Monday, April 10th.

Original Caption: New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady, top, tackles teammate Rob Gronkowski after he ran with Brady’s recovered Super Bowl jersey as they joke around during Boston Red Sox Home Opening Day ceremonies at Fenway Park, Monday, April 3, 2017, in Boston. The Red Sox face the Pittsburgh Pirates in the baseball game. (AP Photo/Elise Amendola)

Weekend Caption Contest

Cuffed And Collared Caption Contest
(Source: AP)

Caption this photo in the comments section. The winners will be posted Monday, April 3rd.

Original Caption: Russian opposition leader Alexei Navalny, right, poses for press in court in Moscow, Russia, March 30, 2017. Navalny attends a court hearing on his appeal. Navalny, who organized a wave of nationwide protests against government corruption was sentenced to 15 days in jail. (Photo: AP)

Caption Contest Winners

The In Soviet Russia, City Bombs You Caption Contest has now concluded.

Top Five Entries:
5. Michael Moore wins the Flint Michigan flatulence contest three years running. – Mike
4. This is what happens when you try to reboot 24 with out Jack Bauer. Of course this is also what happens with Jack Bauer, so… – Jim
3. Another critic of Putin dies of natural causes. – Ingineer66
2. Dmitry casually looks down the street, “Eh, it must be Monday” he comments. – CCRDad

WINNER! – Pictorial review of Amy Schumer’s latest Netflix endeavor. – Toothy

Weekend Caption Contest

In Soviet Russia, City Bombs You Caption Contest
(Source: EPA via Yahoo News)

Caption this photo in the comments section. The winners will be posted Monday, March 27th.

Original Caption: A huge cloud of smoke and fire billows from the site of an ammunition depot of the Ukrainian armed forces near the city of Balakliia, Ukraine, March 23, 2017. (Photo: Pavlo Pakhomenko/EPA)