Weekend Caption Contest

In Soviet Russia, City Bombs You Caption Contest
(Source: EPA via Yahoo News)

Caption this photo in the comments section. The winners will be posted Monday, March 27th.

Original Caption: A huge cloud of smoke and fire billows from the site of an ammunition depot of the Ukrainian armed forces near the city of Balakliia, Ukraine, March 23, 2017. (Photo: Pavlo Pakhomenko/EPA)

Caption Contest Winners

The Smashy Smashy! Caption Contest has now concluded. Sorry for the mix-up with the caption photos. I need better choices for these things.

Top Three Entries:
3. Just like a border jumper demanding to be rewarded for breaking into our country, these guys are putting the “If I break into a bank, they have to give me a sack of money to me” theory to test. – TXNick
2. I see Barack’s back on vacation & playing golf in Rio. – MelP

WINNER! – A picture of Russia hacking a Brazilian bank. – Toothy

Weekend Caption Contest

Smashy Smashy! Caption Contest
(Source: Associated Press)

***I changed the photo, because I thought the previous one was less-than-spectacular.***

Caption this photo in the comments section. The winners will be posted Monday, March 20th.

Original Caption: Protesters shatter the glass of a bank during a demonstration against federal government proposed reforms in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, Wednesday, March 15, 2017. People protested across the country against proposed changes to work rules and pensions. (Leo Correa/AP)

Caption Contest Winners

miserable-nancy-pelosi

The Grumpy Old Women Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. “Hmmmm…..this butt plug is getting uncomfortable.” – Kevin
4. “Quick, get Diana another gerbil to eat!” – MelP
3. Ranba Ral’s Photoshop.
2. One of the more rare and extreme cases of one being uglier on the inside than on the outside. – Toothy

WINNER! – “I told Chuck Schumer I wouldn’t swallow.” – Proof

Weekend Caption Contest

miserable-nancy-pelosi

Grumpy Old Women Caption Contest
(Source: Chicks On The Right)

Caption this photo in the comments section. The winners will be posted Monday, March 6th.

Original Caption: The best part of President Trump’s address to Congress might just be Nancy Pelosi’s facial expressions. The discomfort. The disgust. She can’t believe that this is reality.

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Caption Contest Winners

barack-obama-kitesurfing

The Hope Floats Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. “C’mon, Michelle, start the damn motor. My man parts are shriveling up.” – MelP
4. Obozo: “Look Michelle! I’m a big teabag!!”
Michelle under her breath: “That’s not the first time you’ve been teabagged, princess.” – Toothy
3. Even as a turd, he is a failure, and needs help floating. – ChiefJayBob
2. “I’m flat on my back and mostly under water- just like I left the country!” – Proof

WINNER! – Ranba Ral’s hilarious photoshop.

Caption Contest Winners

justin-trudeau-and-donald-trump

The Poutine In His Hands Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. “Go ahead, Trudeau, tell me how large my hands appear.” – Metoo
4. “Slip me some skin, brother!” – Proof
3. Trump extends his pussy grabbing hand…. – Sully
2. Trudeau: “Yeah, I’m not shaking that hand, I know where it’s been.” – CCRDad

WINNER! – Trump: “Here’s a list of the last administrations accomplishments.” – Toothy