Caption Contest Winners

The Come On Down! Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. I’m going to make the Nobel Peace Prize great again… It’s gonna be huge, the best one ever and Mexico is going to pay for it!!! – Sully
4. Patriots to the left of me, Joker press to the right, here I am, running for President again. – MelP
3. Ducklo is not only the name of your press secretary, Biden! It’s what you’ve been doing throughout your campaign. Deny it! I dare you! – Ronni
2. There they are, wait until you see the whites of their eyes… – Okrahead

WINNER! – Heeeeeeeey Macarena! – RudyTBone

Caption Contest Winners

The Cosmic Cow Returns Caption Contest is now over. (I’m posting this early because of the holiday.)

Top Five Entries:
5. Damn!!….Supergirl put on weight. – Kevin
4. It didn’t want to be ground beef. – RudyTBone
3. So where’s the cat and the fiddle? – Phillip Clemmer
2. PULL! – John Rudisill

WINNER! – Look, fat. Hey diddle diddle, cats and fiddle, man! The cow jumped… You know, the thing! – Joe Biden

Caption Contest Winners

The Mr. Ed Don’t Play That Caption Contest is now over. There were an amazing amount of fantastic entries this week. Well done!

Top Five Entries:
5. See. You don’t really need me to get past that barrier. – Ingineer66
4. Somebody’s gonna be a gelding tomorrow. – Veeshir
3. John Kerry runs for POTUS again…still can’t get over the last hurdle. – John Rudisil
2. The Christopher Reeve invitational is off to a good start… – Sully

WINNER! – Sarah Jessica Parker finally dumps Matthew Broderick. – Barry D.

Caption Contest Winners

The Hiding From Liberty Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. Congratulations Dr. Nichols, it works.! – Jim Lynch
4. Actuarial science archaeologists discover the first uninsurable driver. – Okrahead
3. Recalculating…. – Veeshir
2. Ridin’ with Biden………… – Taminator

WINNER! – Early attempts to jump Rosie O’Donnell’s ass were mostly a failure… – Sully

Caption Contest Winners

The Hiding From Liberty Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. Stay perfectly still. Her vision is based on movement. – Barry D.
4. How to catch a unique rabbit: You neek up on it. – TX Nick
3. I see the white, middle class libs are getting ready to demand Lady Liberty be torn down next. – MelP
2. Be wary, wary qwuiet! I’m hunting wiberals! – Mike AKA Proof

WINNER! – Hey lady can I get a courtesy flush? – Kevin