Caption Contest Winners

The Hello Pity Caption Contest has now concluded.

Top Five Entries:
5. Are you sure this is the same one Barack used when he rode that bicycle? – MelP
4. Yes! Yes! This will go with the pink and the purple thong! – Cathy
3. Oh, It’s a present from Pres. Trump! It says “pull pin and put on”. That’s so nice! – William
2. Kim is pleased with his newly designed nuclear “football”. – Proof

WINNER! – “Herro kitty?” – Toothy

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Caption Contest Winners

The Friday The 13th, Part XXX Caption Contest has now concluded.

Top Five Entries:
5. “We’re out of Oreos?! You need to get your a$$ to the supermarket now, Dad!” – William
4. Hammer? – Check.
Hatchet? – Check.
Pacifier? – Check.
Dry diaper? – Oops! – TXNick
3. The scariest part isn’t the hammer of doom or the bloody ax, its the…Gators Polo Shirt! – Jim
2. “I heard dad tell mom he had major wood so I’m gonna help him chop it….” – INPiker

WINNER! – Don’t ax any questions, I’m getting hammered! – Proof

Caption Contest Winners

The Paper Or Plastic Caption Contest has now concluded.

Top Five Entries:
5. Hey, at least he made the throw to the correct target 9 times out of 10 (better average than his predecessor). – MelP
4. And now we know why Trump didn’t play basketball. SMALL HANDS!! – Metoo
3. Donald Trump throws in the towel. – Proof
2. “You’ll need this to clean up all the bullshit from your mayor.” – RedneckGeezer

WINNER! – “I hear making silk screen t-shirts is messy.. Hope this helps….” – Sully

Weekend Caption Contest

Paper Or Plastic Caption Contest
(Source: Reuters)

Caption this photo in the comments section. The winners will be posted Monday, October 9th.

Original Caption: President Donald Trump throws rolls of paper towels into a crowd of local residents affected by Hurricane Maria as he visits Calgary Chapel in San Juan, Puerto Rico, Oct. 3, 2017. (Photo: Jonathan Ernst/Reuters)

Caption Contest Winners

The Uganda Fight, Or What? Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. Proving the old saying that “making a law is like making sausage. You really don’t want to watch.” – TXNick
4. “He’p me, he’p me, my Obamaphone quit workin’ oh he’p me!” – Mike47
3. Doing “the wave” in Uganda was more problematic than previously expected. – Proof
2. “The power of Christ compels you!” – Jim

WINNER! – “Great taste?…..it’s less filling, Bitch!!!” – Kevin

Weekend Caption Contest

Uganda Fight, Or What? Caption Contest
(Source: Reuters)

Caption this photo in the comments section. The winners will be posted Monday, October 2nd.

Original Caption: Ugandan opposition lawmakers fight with plain-clothes security personnel in the parliament while protesting a proposed age limit amendment bill debate to change the constitution for the extension of the president’s rule, in Kampala. REUTERS/James Akena

Caption Contest Winners

A Swim Among The Tombstones Caption Contest is now over. (Judging was difficult because any of these five were quality winners.)

Top Five Entries:
5. Epic life guard fail… – Sully
4. “Have you seen the new swimming pool they put in? It’s to die for!” – Mike AKA Proof
3. Being too cheap to put a fence around the pool has resulted in more fatalities than expected. – Ingineer
2. The dead pool. I don’t think it means what you think it means…….. – Taminator

WINNER! – The DNC 2017 Annual Pool Party. – William