Caption Contest Winners

The Escalator Of Strife Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. Who wants to tell Joe & his sister Jill this isn’t the latest ride at Dizneyland? – MelP
4. Teletubbies take over for Charon on the Escalator To Hell – Veeshir
3. Although the public was alarmed, Fauci assured the public that mutations triggered by the covid 19 vaccine would be few and far between. – Okrahead
2. Noticing who was behind him, Jack let out that satisfying fart he was saving for the elevator… – Sully

WINNER! – Po, accompanied by Laa-Laa, announces his candidacy for president at Trump Tower. – Barry D.

Caption Contest Winners

The Rafter Overboard! Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. So much for Nikki Haley’s 2024 aspirations – MelP
4. Hillary did manage to make Kamala’s accident look totally realistic. – Gary Moore
3. The Freedom Caucus solves its Mitch McConnell problem… – Mitchell O Strand
2. Losing a gun in a boating accident… caught on video. – GDGM+

WINNER! – Jack finally had enough of Rose’s shit… – Sully

Caption Contest Winners

The Sally’s First RPG Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. I got it at Acme! – Art
4. Let’s see that soccer goalie block my shot this time. – Ingineer66
3. Shortly after, things went horribly awry with the junior cheerleaders game time tradition of the t-shirt cannon. – Okrahead
2. Sniff this Joe… – Sully

WINNER! – Biden’s coming to town and Sally doesn’t wanna get sniffed. – Veeshir

Caption Contest Winners

The Sword And The Bone Caption Contest Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. No matter how you slice it, this one’s gonna hurt! – TXNick
4. I keeeel you! – Art
3. “The pen is mightier than the…Holy Cow! Look at the size of that thing!” – Mike AKA Proof
2. The world championship Rock, Paper, Scissors match takes a dramatic turn… – Sully

WINNER! – 16 seconds later: – MelP

Weekend Caption Contest

The Sword And The Bone Caption Contest
(Source: Reuters)

Caption this photo in the comments section. The winners will be posted on Monday, February 8th.

Original Caption: A man wields his sword against a policeman during a clash between protesting farmers and a group of people shouting anti-farmer slogans, at Singhu border near New Delhi, India January 29, 2021. Demanding the repeal of three new farm laws that they say will hurt them to the benefit of large corporations, tens of thousands of farmers have been camped on the outskirts of Delhi since late 2020. REUTERS/Anushree Fadnavis

Caption Contest Winners

The So You Don’t Have Anything Bigger? Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. The navy continues its investigation into the recent theft from the USS Iowa. – Okrahead
4. Jack has a new gun, and will soon have a shoulder replacement. – Phillip Clemmer
3. The big one wouldn’t fit in the car so I brought this instead. – Ingineer66
2. *Aussie accent*
“Heh… That’s not a shotgun…. THIS is a shotgun.” – Mike Hodges

WINNER! – The photo hanging over the mantel at Casa de Wyatt when Princess P begins dating. – Jim