Weekend Caption Contest

A Connecting Flight Caption Contest
(Source: The Orange County Register)

Caption this photo in the comments section. The winners will be posted on Monday, January 22nd.

Original Caption: A white sedan remains wedged into a dental office in Santa Ana on Saturday night. (Photo courtesy of Santa Ana Police Department)

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Caption Contest Winners

The Don’t Fence Me In Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. Attica!!, Attica!!, Attica!! – Sully
4. Refugees trying to flee McDonald’s were stopped at the border and detained for questioning. – Mike
3. Ohhhh the irony…..snowflakes standing outside in snowflakes. – Kevin
2. Various dumb ass feminists begin lining up for the first “Hillary in 2020!” campaign rally. – William

WINNER! – Completely baffled by the simplicity of the new border wall, illegal immigration drops to zero! – Dalek

Weekend Caption Contest

Don’t Fence Me In Caption Contest
(Source: Associated Press)

Caption this photo in the comments section. The winners will be posted on Monday, January 8th.

Original Caption: Spectators gather ahead of the New Year’s Eve celebration in Times Square in New York, on Sunday, Dec. 31, 2017. New Yorkers, celebrity entertainers and tourists from around the world will pack into Times Square for what’s expected to be a flashy but frigid celebration marking the start to the new year. (Photo: Peter Morgan/AP)

Caption Contest Winners

The Waiting Is The Hardest Part Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. This Star Wars movie better not suck… – Sully
4. Taxpayers in California queuing to leave. – TXNick
3. The mood of people queued up to p*ss on Obama’s grave was dampened by the fact he wasn’t dead yet. – Mike
2. In retrospect, having only one porta-pottie in Time Square on New Year’s Eve was probably a bad idea. – Jim

WINNER! – Admirers line up to get Hilary Clinton’s autograph in a scene from her self-directed autobiographical movie due out in 2018. –
Jenn

Caption Contest Winners

The Eat Me! Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. “The statue to the goddess Hilary will go up here. It will be sheathed in gold for my people to see and adore.” – Cathy
4. Cankles to Podesta: “What is this? A PIZZA PARLOR FOR ANTS!?!?!?:Candles to Podesta: What is this? A PIZZA PARLOR FOR ANTS!?!?!?” – Toothy
3. A gingerbread White House for Bill Clinton…because Bill was always partial to gingers… – Proof
2. “And this is the little room where Huma nibbles my gingerbread cookie…” – Doc Rambo

WINNER! – Hillary: “You got icing on Monica’s blue dress.”
Baker: “That’s not icing.” – Sully

Weekend Caption Contest

Eat Me! Caption Contest
(Source: Business Insider)

Caption this photo in the comments section. The winners will be posted on Monday, December 25th.

Original Caption: The Clinton White House was adorned with plenty of edible decorations. Over the course of several years, the Clinton’s enjoyed gingerbread house versions of the Washington Monument, Mount Vernon and even a replica of Hillary’s childhood home.

Caption Contest Winners

The Jingle… Balls? Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. Putting the “X” back in X-mas. – TXNick
4. You’ll shoot your eye out, kid. – Jim
3. I will never sing White Christmas again… – Toothy
2. O come all ye faithful? – Proof

WINNER! – You get a little something extra under the mistletoe when you’re on Bill Clinton Boulevard. – Kevin