Caption Contest Winners

The It’s A Barn Burner Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. First time Minnesotans have been warm since last August! – Proof
4. After not winning a major sports title since 1991, Minnesota fans decide to have a championship riot anyway. – Barry D.
3. The consequences of accidentally switching Hydrocodone with Viagra at the old folks home. – Jim
2. When democrats rule. – Cathy

WINNER! – Mostly peaceful involves a lot more looting and burning than you’d expect. – Veeshir

Caption Contest Winners

The C.H.U.D. Caption Contest Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. Coming out of his bunker, “Is it 2021 yet?” – Veeshir
4. “Ahh, Venice.” – Barry D.
3. Adam Schiff is still trying to dig up dirt on Trump, but this is a new low even for him. – TX Nick
2. “Remember, If Fredo sees his shadow coming out of quarantine…..we will have 6 more weeks of lockdown!” – Dalek

WINNER! – That’s the last time I ask Bugs Bunny for directions, I knew I should have taken that right turn in Albuquerque… – Sully

Caption Contest Winners

The We Got A Trucking Convoy Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. Yes! Yes! You can have a new phone! – Cathy
4. Quick! Tell me how I can save 15% on car insurance with Geico! – Mike AKA Proof
3. “He’s freaking out again, mom, and I have no idea why.” – ChiefJayBob
2. Wyatt, when Julia starts driving. – MelP

WINNER! – That’s right sweetie, hitting any hipster with a man bun is fifty extra points!! – Sully

Caption Contest Winners

Work It, Girl! Caption Contest is now over. The entries this week were amazing!

Top Five Entries:
5. Quarantine….my a$$… – DocRambo
4. I don’t think it’s working Tiffany, the car still looks like a piece of shit… – Sully
3. Doggy style: You’re doing it wrong. – Veeshir
2. Porn production in the age of social distancing presents many cinematic difficulties. – Chiefjaybob

WINNER! – “Wow, Kirsten Gillibrand really wants to be Joe Biden’s Vice-President!” – Barry D.

Caption Contest Winners

The Granny’s Got A Gun Caption Contest is now over. The entries this week were amazing!

Top Five Entries:
5. “I ain’t afraid to love a man. I ain’t afraid to shoot him either.” – Mike AKA Proof
4. “Young Millie Jenkins finally got her gun after the mandatory 50 year waiting period…” – Sully
3. Making sure no millenials sneak into Walmart during senior hours. Especially not Karen. – Redneck Geezer
2. Grandma ain’t getting run over by no reindeer this year! – Veeshir

WINNER! – Linda Hamilton seen on the set of Terminator 13. – Barry D.