The Tub Needs A Seat Belt

A hotel in Switzerland has a bizarre feature in one of its rooms. Apparently, the bathtub rolls out to the balcony overlooking the scenic estate, which is perfect if you want some Swiss Miss to see your twig and berries.

At the hotel Auberge aux 4 Vents in Fribourg, Switzerland, a gold painted bathtub on rails is available for guests to use that automatically rolls out to the balcony.

The luxurious bath was shared by Felix Unholz, as he sat in the tub whilst it rolled out of a window onto a small balcony specially designed for the bath. As the windows opened he rolled out with a full bath of bubbly water to relax in, whilst he admired the stunning Swiss countryside from his room on the second floor.

Felix said: “We saw the hotel room on the internet, we instantly knew that we had to stay there for a night.

Imagine you’re sitting on the balcony, enjoying the view, when a bearded vulture lands in the tub and thinks your Johnson is a delicious worm. Yeah, I’ll pass.

You can see the tub in action below the fold…

The Cure De France

When it comes to sporting events, I have always revered the Tour de France. I’ve been watching the Tour for the better part of twenty years, and if I am not up early enough to see the live feed, I will almost always watch the replay. I love the cycling, the gorgeous French countryside, and the great stories which come out of the event. Stories like this one…

Three weeks after an incompetent fan caused a massive Tour de France crash, the craziness continued abroad. In the midst of stage 17, an onlooking fan fell approximately 65 feet into a ravine, prompting two competing cyclists to pump their brakes and fill the role of first responders.

Cyclists Philippe Gilbert and Chris Froome were making their way back towards team transportation when they noticed a fan ahead of them (on bike) miss a turn and tumble down the side of the road into a ravine.

“After the race, we were descending to the foot again when we saw a cycling tourist miss a bend and fall about twenty meters down. Together with Froome and (Christopher) Juul-Jensen I stopped to help him,” said Gilbert per RTBF.

Gilbert and Froome lost about twenty race minutes during the rescue, but their priorities were never in doubt. Well done, gentlemen!

PA’s Failing State Colleges Seeking Merger

The state of Pennsylvania is considering a merger of six state universities into two regional schools after low enrollment and a lack of funding. This, my friends, is a good thing.

With a boost in state funds, the leadership at the Pennsylvania State System of Higher Education will decide this month how best to address system struggles — including a final vote on consolidating six universities into two, regional campuses.

Faced with sagging enrollment and stagnant funding, the State System has pushed for a redesign since 2016.

The state considered this five years ago, and they still haven’t made a decision? That is truly peak Pennsylvania.

The most recent plan, which has faced backlash from students, alumni, and school faculty, proposes merging Lock Haven, Mansfield, and Bloomsburg universities into one campus, and Clarion University, Edinboro University, and California University of Pennsylvania into another.

According to State System data, enrollment at its 14 schools has declined more than 20 percent since 2010; meanwhile, tuition rates have increased.

Gee, I wonder why that is? Is it because even state colleges are too expensive? Is it because state schools – especially in Pennsylvania – are leftist indoctrination camps? Is it because many degrees are useless in the current job market?

After the Chinese Wuhan Virus hit, the universities shuttered their doors, kicked out their students, and forced them to do Zoom classes. The students hated it. I think those decisions pulled the mask off these institutions, and initiated the beginning of the end for the nation’s universities.

Grandma Is Makin’ It Rain

A Florida woman attempted to get some money from an ATM when she found something much better.

Julia Yonkowski went to her local Chase Bank in Largo on Saturday to withdraw some money, but she wanted to check her balance first.

According to the bank receipt she received, Yonkowski had $999,985,855.94 in her account. As you can imagine, being shocked was an understatement.

“Oh my God, I was horrified. I know most people would think they won the lottery but I was horrified,” she said. She originally went to the ATM just to grab $20.

Yonkowski immediately announced she was buying the New York Knicks, then realized the Knicks suck and purchased the Miami Heat.

Everybody Is iPhone Fighting

A Japanese man has spent the better part of the last few months creating a quick-draw system for his iPhone. Why? Don’t know. What I do know is this guy needs to find a real job.

Look, I know the title of this post kind of makes sense and when you read it you’re thinking, “This is probably a Japanese guy who made a way to pull his iPhone out really quickly.” And that’s a fair assumption. But what this video actually is is pure internet majesty. This is the internet we were promised.

Trust me when I tell you; you are going to want to see the video below. My word as a Biden.

Fatality!

So a martial artist made a YouTube video of him performing trick shots with a rope dart. No, I’ve never heard of a rope dart before, but it sure resembles Scorpion’s spear from the Mortal Kombat video games.

This is a video of a guy performing trick shots with a dart attached to a rope like Scorpion from Mortal Kombat. And if you’re wondering, the official name for this weapon is, um, the rope dart. After watching the video I thought about attempting to do some trick shots of my own but decided I didn’t feel like getting accidentally stabbed by a rope dart today.

I am so getting one of these for Kevin and Julia. You can see the video below the fold…

Ohio AG Files Suit Against Google

Dave Yost, the Attorney General of Ohio, has filed a lawsuit against Google for their monopolistic practices, and is arguing the company should be regulated by the government.

The lawsuit, filed in a state court, alleged that the tech giant uses its market power as the top search engine to give preferential treatment to its own products, services, and apps on search results pages, thereby disadvantaging competitors.

Yost is absolutely correct. Google is garbage and they automatically sends news searches to leftist sites.

“Google uses its dominance of internet search to steer Ohioans to Google’s own products — that’s discriminatory and anti-competitive,” Yost, a Republican, said in a statement. “When you own the railroad or the electric company or the cellphone tower, you have to treat everyone the same and give everybody access.”

The lawsuit said almost 67% of Google searches started and ended on Google-owned platforms, with users typically starting on Google’s search page and then being led to another of its services, such as YouTube, Google Maps, Google News, or Google Shopping.

The lawsuit does not seek monetary damages but rather greater government control over how Google runs its business.

I’m all for smiting Big Tech, especially after the last few years. These corporations are out of control, and if Ohio can start the ball rolling against Google, maybe Twitter and Facebook won’t be far behind.

Atlanta Is Suing Major League Baseball

A group of small business owners have decided to sue Major League baseball for their decision to remove the All-Star Game from Atlanta because of their secure voting laws.

A conservative group representing small businesses that says MLB’s decision to move its All-Star game out of Atlanta is proof Commissioner Rob Manfred has “no balls” is now ready to throw another brush-back pitch.

FOX Business has learned that the right-leaning trade group founded by Home Depot co-founder Bernie Marcus — plans to file a lawsuit in Manhattan federal court Tuesday alleging that MLB’s decision has injured Atlanta’s small business community. Also to be named in the lawsuit, according to a person with direct knowledge of the matter is the Major League Baseball Players Association – the union which represents some 1,200 players – and which the Job Creators Network contends played a role in the decision to move the game out of Atlanta to Denver.

Now I’m not naïve enough to think this group will win – since there are two tiers of justice in America – but if it’s enough to give Major League Baseball a lot of negative press, I’m all for it.

Hey, Thanks For Axing

Meet Master S. Kamaraj of India. The martial arts icon has found a way to throw an axe like a boomerang… because who doesn’t want a flying axe to circle back to your skull?

Master S. Kamaraj of the Indian martial arts and gymnastics school Vajram Silambam demonstrated how to throw a single-headed axe so that it returns to the same spot like a boomerang. This particular feat takes a great deal of discipline and practice to get the desired results without losing one’s head.

This would probably be more impressive if Master Kamaraj spoke with an Australian accent and was drinking a can of Foster’s beer. You can see this lunatic throwing the axe below the fold…

The Thrill Is Gone

It only took Americans fourteen months, but people are finally realizing “Doctor” Anthony Fauci is a political hack who merely regurgitates whatever talking point is popular at the moment.

Confidence in Dr. Anthony Fauci has decreased 42.2 percent among Americans in the past year, according to a Trafalgar Group survey.

Respondents were asked, “Has your confidence in Dr. Fauci gone up or down in the past year?” While 42.2 percent said confidence has gone down, 22.1 percent said it has increased, and 26.1 percent said it is unchanged.

When only Republicans were asked the same question, 50.8 percent said their confidence in Fauci decreased, whereas respondents with no party affiliation decreased 41.7 percent. Twenty percent of Democrats’ confidence in Fauci decreased.

About four or five months in, I was truly hoping President Trump would fire this clown. Sadly, that never happened, and now the illegitimate president is fluffing Fauci at every single turn. I’m actually surprised any Democrat lost confidence in their golden calf.