My Goodness, Just Go Away Already

Scarlett Johansson is back whining about Hollywood and her declining career… again. This time, she is claiming she was “hypersexualized” by Hollywood because of her older looks. Funny, I don’t remember this bint covering up during the Marvel films.

In an assertion that comes as no surprise given the reputation of the industry, Marvel Cinematic Universe alumni Scarlett Johansson has claimed she was constantly “hypersexualized” by Hollywood during the teenaged years of her career thanks to her “older looks”.

Scarlett is now pushing 38, and she knows her acting career is in decline, so why not whine about all the bad white men who stare at her. Please, do shut up. No one cares about you anymore.

“I remember thinking to myself, ‘I think people think I’m 40 years old,’” she added. “It somehow stopped being something that was desirable and something that I was fighting against.” The reason for this treatment, speculated Johansson, was that “everybody thought I was older and that I’d been [acting] for a long time.”

“I got kind of pigeonholed into this weird hypersexualized thing,” she told Shepard. “I felt like [my career] was over. It was like, ‘That’s the kind of career you have, these are the roles you’ve played.’ And I was like, ‘This is it?’”

Yes, because you’re not a good actress. I’m sorry to tell you that, but it’s not like anyone in Hollywood will tell you the truth. You’re an “actress” because you are pretty – well, more pretty before – and you have – or had – a great body. No one is hiring you to do Shakespeare in the Park, toots.

You had a decent career – thanks to Marvel – made a lot of money, and now it’s time for you to go out to pasture. The whining makes you look petty, so maybe try not to follow Brie Larson’s lead, hmm?

Is It Possible They’re Learning?

So the other day, Britney Spears put out an Instagram post trashing Tinseltown, saying she would rather hang out with the homeless than Hollywood.

Britney Spears knocked Hollywood culture in a recently deleted Instagram post in which she admitted that she would rather hang out with homeless people than Hollywood people.

Posting a “God Is Not Nice” meme, Spears seemed to imply that being “hot and nice” was a Hollywood trait and not a particularly pleasant one. “Does that mean the devil is extremely hot and nice??? I’d rather hang out with homeless people than people in Hollywood … JUST SAYING!!!!” she wrote in the now-deleted post.

I don’t know who Ana de Armas is, but apparently she is getting sick and tired of Hollywood as well.

Exactly what prompted Spears’ post remains unknown but her comments knocking Hollywood comes after actress Ana de Armas said she stopped living in Hollywood due to the culture.

“This is not the place for me to be,” she said of Los Angeles.

You could probably make the case that Los Angeles is the place for no one. Literally no one should ever live there, but then again, people flock to Chicago and New York, so…

James Caan, 1940-2022

James Caan, one of my all-time favorite actors, has passed away at the age of 82. I didn’t want to post this on the weekend, because I loved the man and his work.

James Caan, whose indelible, Oscar-nominated performance as Sonny Corleone, the recklessly hotheaded son of Marlon Brando’s Mafia don in “The Godfather,” is sure to be remembered as long as there are gangster movies, died on Wednesday, his family announced on Twitter. He was 82.

“It is with great sadness that we inform you of the passing of Jimmy on the evening of July 6,” the tweet reads. “The family appreciates the outpouring of love and heartfelt condolences and asks that you continue to respect their privacy during this difficult time.”

Caan was great in almost everything; The Godfather, Misery, A Bridge Too Far, Eraser (yes, I loved that movie), and my all-time favorite, Rollerball. I grew up with that movie, and probably watched it on the VCR fifty times.

It truly pains me that Caan has passed, but he is headed to a better place. Thank you, James, for all the entertainment. You will never be forgotten.

Thanks to the Daley Gator for the link!

Johnny Depp To Return As Jack Sparrow?

Johnny Depp, having been vindicated after Amber Heard’s claim of him being a domestic abuser, is looking at a $300 million windfall to return as Captain Jack Sparrow.

Wow, Amber Heard must be losing her mind.

Embattled actor Johnny Depp is rumored to be getting paid more than $300 million to return to “Pirates of the Caribbean,” after getting unceremoniously dumped from the franchise in 2018 amid abuse allegations by ex Amber Heard. A source close to Disney allegedly dropped the bombshell in a new interview with Aussie outlet Poptopic.

“The deal is reportedly for Johnny Depp to return as Jack Sparrow,” the little leaking birdie claimed to the Down Under entertainment website.

There were rumors the franchise was going to cast a woman for the lead role. Thankfully, that looks like it wont happen now.

The 59-year-old “Donnie Brasco” star had played the swashbuckling buccaneer in five “Pirates” movies over the last 19 years, before Disney dropped him from the sixth and final installment in the wake of 36-year-old Heard’s 2018 Washington Post op-ed which Depp claimed defamed him as a domestic abuser. This reportedly caused the “Edward Scissorhands” icon to lose out on a $22.5 million payday.

I regard Johnny Depp the same way I like Tom Cruise. Yes, they’re both eccentric, but they have a gift for finding good roles in good films. Depp just needs to find better love interests, because his last one was a borderline psychopath.

P.S.Apparently, Depp’s representative is now saying the actor is not in talks to appear as Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean. Not sure I believe it, but I anted to post this in case the story is correct.

Wow, Eva Longoria Is Kind Of A Racist

Hey guys, do you remember “actress” Eva Longoria? You know, the Latinx woman who starred in Desperate Housewives… and nothing afterward?

Apparently Longoria has compiled a list of appropriate workers for every time she produces something in Hollywood. (Spoiler alert: it’s not often.) The list is entirely made up of “people of color,” so if you’re a white guy or gal, look for work elsewhere.

Producers Eva Longoria and Charles D. King revealed this June at the Produced By conference that they are creating a database of talent based on race so that studios can explicitly engage in racial discrimination while hiring for film crews.

“We have to do the work — every time I produce something, I bring my crew list,” Longoria said at the conference, according to a report by Deadline.

I doubt Longoria ever listened to or read – as if this dolt can read – Doctor King’s “I Have a Dream” speech, because her list is diametrically opposed to Dr. King’s wishes.

Longoria and King added that they share the list of what Deadline calls “diverse talent” between themselves and other filmmakers — such as Ava DuVernay, who helmed the woke, factually-challenged Netflix miniseries When They See Us and Colin in Black and White, a social justice vanity project for former NFL player Colin Kaepernick.

It’s surprising Longoria worked on a miniseries with Kaepernick, since his adopted parents are white. I assumed this stupid bint would have banned them from the sound stage.

Ray Liotta, 1954-2022

Ray Liotta, one of my very favorite actors, passed away on Thursday. Liotta was 67 years old, and leaves behind a daughter and a fiancée.

Ray Liotta, the blue-eyed actor best known for playing mobster Henry Hill in “Goodfellas” and baseball player Shoeless Joe Jackson in “Field of Dreams,” has died.

Liotta’s publicist, Jen Allen, said he was in the Dominican Republic shooting a new movie and didn’t wake up Thursday morning. Police in the Dominican Republic said they received a call just before 6 a.m. Thursday at a hotel where Liotta was staying with his fiancee and found the actor dead.

This may be an unpopular opinion, but I think Liotta’s best work was in Cop Land. Sure Goodfellas and Field of Dreams are great films, but Liotta’s performance in Cop Land is outstanding.

Another “Goodfellas” star, Lorraine Bracco, who played Henry’s wife Karen Hill, tweeted Thursday that she could be “anywhere in the world & people will come up & tell me their favorite movie is Goodfellas. They always ask what was the best part of making that movie. My response has always been the same… Ray Liotta.”

Thank you for the entertainment, Ray. You will be sorely missed.

Thanks to The Daley Gator for the link.

Katy Perry Discovers America

Singing sensation Katy Perry had a wake-up call when she left Hollywood and relocated her family in Kentucky. After settling in the Bluegrass State, Perry realized Hollywood is not America.

Pop star Katy Perry is confessing something few of her elite liberal Hollywood peers would, saying moving to Kentucky has been an “amazing experience” because “it reminds you that Hollywood is not America.”

“I’m living in Kentucky, and I have for almost a month now, and that’s quite an amazing experience, because it reminds you that Hollywood is not America,” Perry told comedian Chelsea Handler on the Dear Chelsea podcast. “And you need to remember that. Because I think you can understand people better.”

Of course, Perry was never going to ditch her terrible political choices, but whatever.

Still, however, Perry has not abandoned her leftist political campaigning. She joined her fellow celebrities in 2020 to team up with Planned Parenthood for an abortion-themed ad campaign to push voter turnout in battleground states like Florida, Pennsylvania, and Michigan.

For the record, Katy Perry was at the DNC Convention in 2016, and a lot of my coworkers were downtown during the convention. To a person, every single detective there said Perry was extraordinarily nice and gladly took pictures with police officers and detectives.

No matter her politics, I will always respect her for taking time out to say hello.

Love In An Elevator

Washed-up “actress” Scarlett Johansson appeared on a podcast to debunk a story that she had sex in an elevator with Benicio del Toro.

The “Marvel” star, 37, appeared on the “9 to 5ish with theSkimm” podcast and was asked if she could recall a “weird headline you’ve read about yourself or random things you’ve heard about yourself.”

“There was a rumor that went around for a very long time that said that I had sex in an elevator,” she said about a lingering rumor that she got intimate in an elevator with actor Benicio del Toro.

I absolutely believe this rumor because I think Scarlett would do anything for a role.

“They probably still write those things about people, maybe, but I felt like when I was younger, it was more acceptable to write really nasty, slutty things about young actresses,” Johansson continued of the report.

Trust me, Scarlett, no one talks about you anymore, since you’re done with Marvel films.

Just Keep Dealing That Card

Remember Jussie “Juicy” Smollett, the D-List actor who appeared on Fox’s “Empire?” Smollett was the guy who hired two black men to rough him up and put a noose around his neck after telling them to yell, “This is MAGA country!”

Juicy was hailed as a hero by the left, and he spawned a number of other hoaxers – see also: NASCAR driver Bubba Wallace – before evidence appeared that Juicy made up the entire event. Juicy is sitting in jail now, and you’ll never guess why he’s there…

Following Jussie Smollett’s sentencing late last week, the former “Empire” actor is claiming that the reason he’s been sent to jail for 150 days is because he is black.

Sources with direct knowledge and in touch with the convicted actor told TMZ that Smollet had expected to get jail time, solely because of the color of his skin.

This motherf**ker committed a fake hate crime, let the Chicago police waste unknown man hours doing investigations, and at his trial, he still continued to claim he was innocent, despite a mountain of evidence to the contrary. But yeah, you’re in jail because you’re black. I’m surprised he didn’t also mention that he’s gay.

He reportedly told his defense team prior to the sentencing that he felt he would be treated more harshly than others convicted of non-violet crime because of this point, believing it’s evidence of systemic racism in the judicial system.

Yeah, not for nothing, but this prick was looking at 10-20 years in jail for his crimes, and the useless judge gave him 150 days in jail instead. But please, Juicy, tell me how oppressed you are. There are two sets of laws in America, and you’re one of the lucky ones where the law doesn’t apply to you.

Wait, Sean Penn Actually Made Sense?

Before we begin, I would like to put on record that I do not like Sean Penn. At all. Yes, he was great in Fast Times at Ridgemont High, but that’s effectively where it ends.

Having said that, I need to give him props for standing up and decrying the feminization of American males.

In two separate interviews this month, the two-time Academy Award-winner and ex of Madonna made comments bemoaning his perception that men are becoming more feminine.

“I am in the club that believes that men in American culture have become wildly feminized,” the 61-year-old told the UK-based publication The i in an interview ahead of the UK release of his new film “Flag Day.”

“I don’t think that being a brute or having insensitivity or disrespect for women is anything to do with masculinity, or ever did. But I don’t think that [in order] to be fair to women, we should become them.”

Penn is exactly correct. There are far too many American males who are wimps, overly sensitive, and/or chock full of soy. I cannot imagine any woman would want to date someone like this. I imagine they would want a fairly rugged man who drinks beer, owns firearms, and works hard.

Of course, I am also in my fifties, and was lucky enough to grow up when men were men and America was feared by its enemies.