Katy Perry Discovers America

Singing sensation Katy Perry had a wake-up call when she left Hollywood and relocated her family in Kentucky. After settling in the Bluegrass State, Perry realized Hollywood is not America.

Pop star Katy Perry is confessing something few of her elite liberal Hollywood peers would, saying moving to Kentucky has been an “amazing experience” because “it reminds you that Hollywood is not America.”

“I’m living in Kentucky, and I have for almost a month now, and that’s quite an amazing experience, because it reminds you that Hollywood is not America,” Perry told comedian Chelsea Handler on the Dear Chelsea podcast. “And you need to remember that. Because I think you can understand people better.”

Of course, Perry was never going to ditch her terrible political choices, but whatever.

Still, however, Perry has not abandoned her leftist political campaigning. She joined her fellow celebrities in 2020 to team up with Planned Parenthood for an abortion-themed ad campaign to push voter turnout in battleground states like Florida, Pennsylvania, and Michigan.

For the record, Katy Perry was at the DNC Convention in 2016, and a lot of my coworkers were downtown during the convention. To a person, every single detective there said Perry was extraordinarily nice and gladly took pictures with police officers and detectives.

No matter her politics, I will always respect her for taking time out to say hello.

Love In An Elevator

Washed-up “actress” Scarlett Johansson appeared on a podcast to debunk a story that she had sex in an elevator with Benicio del Toro.

The “Marvel” star, 37, appeared on the “9 to 5ish with theSkimm” podcast and was asked if she could recall a “weird headline you’ve read about yourself or random things you’ve heard about yourself.”

“There was a rumor that went around for a very long time that said that I had sex in an elevator,” she said about a lingering rumor that she got intimate in an elevator with actor Benicio del Toro.

I absolutely believe this rumor because I think Scarlett would do anything for a role.

“They probably still write those things about people, maybe, but I felt like when I was younger, it was more acceptable to write really nasty, slutty things about young actresses,” Johansson continued of the report.

Trust me, Scarlett, no one talks about you anymore, since you’re done with Marvel films.

Just Keep Dealing That Card

Remember Jussie “Juicy” Smollett, the D-List actor who appeared on Fox’s “Empire?” Smollett was the guy who hired two black men to rough him up and put a noose around his neck after telling them to yell, “This is MAGA country!”

Juicy was hailed as a hero by the left, and he spawned a number of other hoaxers – see also: NASCAR driver Bubba Wallace – before evidence appeared that Juicy made up the entire event. Juicy is sitting in jail now, and you’ll never guess why he’s there…

Following Jussie Smollett’s sentencing late last week, the former “Empire” actor is claiming that the reason he’s been sent to jail for 150 days is because he is black.

Sources with direct knowledge and in touch with the convicted actor told TMZ that Smollet had expected to get jail time, solely because of the color of his skin.

This motherf**ker committed a fake hate crime, let the Chicago police waste unknown man hours doing investigations, and at his trial, he still continued to claim he was innocent, despite a mountain of evidence to the contrary. But yeah, you’re in jail because you’re black. I’m surprised he didn’t also mention that he’s gay.

He reportedly told his defense team prior to the sentencing that he felt he would be treated more harshly than others convicted of non-violet crime because of this point, believing it’s evidence of systemic racism in the judicial system.

Yeah, not for nothing, but this prick was looking at 10-20 years in jail for his crimes, and the useless judge gave him 150 days in jail instead. But please, Juicy, tell me how oppressed you are. There are two sets of laws in America, and you’re one of the lucky ones where the law doesn’t apply to you.

Wait, Sean Penn Actually Made Sense?

Before we begin, I would like to put on record that I do not like Sean Penn. At all. Yes, he was great in Fast Times at Ridgemont High, but that’s effectively where it ends.

Having said that, I need to give him props for standing up and decrying the feminization of American males.

In two separate interviews this month, the two-time Academy Award-winner and ex of Madonna made comments bemoaning his perception that men are becoming more feminine.

“I am in the club that believes that men in American culture have become wildly feminized,” the 61-year-old told the UK-based publication The i in an interview ahead of the UK release of his new film “Flag Day.”

“I don’t think that being a brute or having insensitivity or disrespect for women is anything to do with masculinity, or ever did. But I don’t think that [in order] to be fair to women, we should become them.”

Penn is exactly correct. There are far too many American males who are wimps, overly sensitive, and/or chock full of soy. I cannot imagine any woman would want to date someone like this. I imagine they would want a fairly rugged man who drinks beer, owns firearms, and works hard.

Of course, I am also in my fifties, and was lucky enough to grow up when men were men and America was feared by its enemies.

Hollywood “Celebrities” Hate You

Untalented, unfunny “comedian” Jon Stewart (whose real name is Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz) went on his podcast (which I assume is as unfunny as he is) and ranted about the National Anthem and why Americans stand when it is played.

Jon Stewart is flummoxed as to why the national anthem is played before sports events, calling it a “weird ritual.” He also questioned the American tradition of standing for the national anthem.

Stewart, like most leftists, despise this country and the rubes like us who sincerely appreciate the freedoms we have here. I wonder why they stay in a country they despise?

In the latest episode of his podcast, Stewart spoke to billionaire and Dallas Mavericks owner Marc Cuban, who recently ended the playing of “The Star-Spangled Banner” at home games.

Cuban is a genuine asshole. This country gave him everything, and he shits on America every single say.

“Does anyone know when that started, playing the national anthem before games? It’s such a weird ritual,” Stewart said. “I’ve always thought about when [Colin] Kaepernick took the knee and the whole thing was like, ‘You gotta stand for the anthem!’

Hey dumbass, you don’t HAVE to stand for the National Anthem. Those who do stand are people who respect the United States and appreciate living in the best country (for now) on Earth.

In 2016, my intestines were twisted, and I had to have surgery for them to untwist everything. Kyle, Erik, and I had tickets to the NCAA Lacrosse Championships, which were a couple days after I was released. I drove them to the game, and I took forever to get to our seats – I still had sutures in and I was still in a lot of pain.

The National Anthem began, and I stood. I was nauseous, but I stood. Not because I had to, but because it’s the decent thing to do. Not that Hollywood a leftist would know anything about decency.

Lord, Omar’s Comin’

Michael K. Williams, an actor who appeared in such programs as Boardwalk Empire and The Wire, has passed away of an alleged drug overdose. Williams was only 54 years old.

Michael K. Williams, the award-winning actor perhaps best known for his iconic role as Omar, a gay, shotgun-toting vigilante in the HBO hit drama series The Wire, was found dead in his apartment in Brooklyn on Monday. Police said the actor was found by a family member.

The New York Post reported: Drug paraphernalia was found in the five-time Emmy nominee’s apartment, suggesting the acclaimed 54-year-old actor may have fatally OD’d, possibly from heroin or fentanyl, sources said.

Terrible. Williams was an amazing character, and his greatest role was “Omar Little,” an enforcer and robber of drug dealers from the HBO series “The Wire.”

Little, a “stick-up boy” based on real figures from Baltimore, was probably the most beloved character among the devoted fans of “The Wire,” the HBO show that ran from 2002 to 2008 and is re-watched constantly in streaming.

The Brooklyn-born Williams was also a ubiquitous character actor in other shows and films for more than two decades, including roles on the HBO series “Boardwalk Empire” and “Lovecraft Country,” and in the films “12 Years a Slave” and “Assassin’s Creed.”

After a rough go with narcotics, Williams turned to God, and was a frequent attendee at Christian Love Baptist Church in Irvington, New Jersey. His loss, to me and all his fans, is devastating. If you haven’t seen “The Wire,” I would highly recommend it. It is arguably the best (and most accurate) police series ever made.

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Hasta La Vista, Arnold

Washed-up Hollywood actor and leftist stooge Arnold Schwarzenegger has lost sponsorship for his bodybuilding competition after he said “screw your freedom” while on a CNN interview.

Arnold Schwarzenegger has lost a corporate sponsor for his annual bodybuilding competition known as the Arnold Classic over comments the Hollywood star made attacking people who choose not to wear masks.

The founder of supplement maker Redcon1 has announced the company will no longer serve as a sponsor for any Schwarzenegger-affiliated events.

Get work, go broke.

“It’s with a heavy heart and some genuine sadness, that REDCON1 has decided to discontinue any and all support for the Arnold Classic and the other Arnold related events around the world,” founder Aaron Singerman wrote on Instagram.

He cited Schwarzenegger’s recent comments made during a CNN interview in which the Terminator star called people who don’t wear masks “schmucks.” Schwarzenegger also said “screw your freedom,” arguing that mask mandates are like traffic laws.

“Screw your freedom” sounds like something Schwarzenegger’s Nazi father would say. I guess the strudel doesn’t fall far from the tree.

On A Winger And A Prayer

So this is really a nothing post, but I decided to put it in the rotation because of the hoor involved. Apparently, Debra Winger was cast in “A League of their Own” as the main character, which eventually went to Geena Davis.

Why did Davis get the role? Well, because Winger quit when she heard Madonna was cast as a player.

Oscar-nominated actress Debra Winger quit the 1992 movie “A League of Their Own” because Madonna was cast in the women’s baseball dramedy.

According to the Telegraph, Winger was starring in the role of Dottie, which was eventually taken over by Geena Davis.

Serious actress Winger even trained with the Chicago Cubs for three months, but when director Penny Marshall cast Madonna, Winger felt Marshall was making fluff — “an Elvis film.”

I can’t say I blame Winger. There are a few really talented actresses in the film, and Madonna is not one of them. Also, for the record, I have seen the film, and I thought it was awful. Tom Hanks had a few good lines, but my god, it is just an unbearable film, in my opinion.

Okay, I Laughed Out Loud

Remember a year ago, when a gaggle of Hollywood frauds made commercials claiming “We’re all in this together?” Then they went beck to their lavish lifestyles, ran around without masks, and otherwise lived their lives as usual? Well, for those actors still working, life is going to be a bit more cumbersome.

Hollywood studios have received the green light to make COVID-19 vaccinations mandatory for on-set work thanks to a new agreement with the unions that will potentially force tens of thousands of actors and crew members to get the vaccine if they wish to work in the industry.

Hollywood’s unions — including SAG-AFTRA, the Teamsters, the International Alliance of Theatrical Stage Employees (IATSE), and other craft guilds — have reached a tentative agreement with studio representatives on COVID-19 safety guidelines, including a section that allows productions to mandate vaccinations, according to a statement sent to multiple news outlets.

“Producers will have the option to implement mandatory vaccination policies for casts and crew in Zone A on a production-by-production basis,” the statement said.

Look at it this way, Hollywood; now we are really in this together. You clowns will be forced to get the vaccine, and possibly deal with some of the side effects attached to it. I wish you good luck. *Not really.

Weight Is Just A Number

This is kind of a nothing post, and a reason to post a photo of Jessica Simpson, but it’s a lazy Sunday and I have zero ideas today. Apparently, Simpson almost became a recluse after dealing with people who were weight shaming her. Come on by, Jess; I’ll work you through your problems.

Jessica Simpson allegedly dealt with so much body shaming in her career that the negativity nearly forced the singer inside for long stretches.

The actress’ mother, Tina Simpson, 61, appeared on “Today” Wednesday and relayed to the show that the “Dukes of Hazzard” star, 40, “wanted to be a recluse” as a result of the constant criticism Simpson was receiving about her weight.

“I have to be honest – to me the hardest thing with Jessica has been the weight. Because the way people judge her, it’s unbelievable,” Tina said. “Body-shaming is a terrible thing, and no girl should have to go through that — or guy. Period.”

Yeah, there would be no weight shaming from me, and if she would like me to point out her best assists, I am certain I can be of assistance. Day or night.