R.I.P American Work Ethic

Nearly two million Americans are passing on job offers because the illegitimate president’s unemployment benefits pay higher than most entry-level occupations.

More than 1.8 million unemployed Americans have turned down jobs over the course of the pandemic because of the generosity of unemployment insurance benefits, according to a poll published Wednesday by Morning Consult.

I’ve said this to Kyle, as I will to my other kids; there is dignity in work. Whether you work in a Fortune 500 company or the local McDonald’s, there is dignity in every job, big or small. I’ve worked at a car wash, in a delicatessen, at KFC, as a proofreader, and in policing. Some jobs were better than others, some were harder than others, but working hard and earning a paycheck was liberating.

Of those surveyed who were actively collecting unemployment benefits, 29 percent said they had turned down job offers during the pandemic, according to the poll.

And among the group who said they had passed on a job, 45 percent cited the generosity of the benefits “as a major reason why they did not accept the job offer.”

It saddens me that Americans would rather sit at home, “earning” money by doing literally nothing, while the rest of us are working to keep the country afloat.

Also, since we’re talking about unemployment benefits, Philadelphia has had a rash of unemployment frauds. In the past month or so, we’ve received dozens of reports of people obtaining unemployment benefits in their name, even though the victims are gainfully employed. It’s a real problem here, and it will likely get worse.

The Bridge Over The River Die

Meet Jimmy Jennings of Lafayette, Louisiana. Jimmy is very, uh, “special,” and when he gets bored, he decides to do some rather idiotic things. Like, say, jumping off a bridge into a fast-moving river.

Jimmy Jennings of Lafayette is seen on video jumping from Interstate 10 in Butte La Rose on Friday into the Atchafalaya River below.

Jennings told KATC-TV he got the idea while he was stranded in standstill traffic on the Atchafalaya Basin Bridge due to a 10-car pileup ahead.

While driving Kyle home from Texas, we were stuck on an Arkansas highway for an hour or so, and neither of us decided to run through the woods. Just put the seat back, turn on the radio, and just wait for the accident to clear.

“When I hit the water, my shoulder went up, I kind of hurt my shoulder, but I started swimming,” Jennings said. “I couldn’t get back to the bank because the current was way too strong.”

That’s because you’re a jackass who risked his own life, and the lives of the rescuers trying to find you.

What Jennings didn’t expect was a shoulder injury from the impact of hitting the water. Plus, the strong river current kept him from swimming directly to shore. The jump set off an hours-long search for Jennings.

One wonders how many emergency calls went unanswered because first responders were trying to locate this douche? Congratulations dude, you’re Internet infamous, and that’s not a good thing.

South Africa: Sex Cures Coronavirus

An alleged post from the South African government was posted on social media, claiming that sex will cure Chinese Wuhan Virus. Thousands of people saw the fake post and some took it to heart. Or bed.

A fake government document claiming that sex could cure Covid-19 has been debunked by South Africa’s National Health Department. The document claimed that “four to six hours” of sex a day was the only way to prevent coronavirus.

Only six hours? Pfft, that’s a normal breakfast bang for me!

Even though the poorly-written “official government report” marked with the official Health Department logo was riddled with spelling mistakes and factual errors it was shared widely on social media.

The fake document reads: “The only way we can beat this Coronavirus! note let’s keep everyone indoors at least four to six hours a day we confirm that sex is the only medication we can use for now.

Not for nothing, but I would actually trust the South African government’s fake advice way before I trusted anything the fake Doctor Fauci recommended.

A National Treasure Has Been Defaced!

A New York man has been arrested Friday after defacing some of Hunter Biden’s alleged “artwork” in a SoHo gallery. I wonder if any of the “buyers” are upset these works of art have been vandalized?

Rodrick Webber, 47, was detained at approximately 3:40 p.m. Friday at the George Burgess Art Gallery in the SoHo neighborhood of New York City after he defaced artwork inside the gallery, representatives for the New York Police Department said in an email to the Washington Examiner.

Webber allegedly spray-painted the word “Daddy” on a wall inside the gallery, damaging a painting worth $14,500, and when a gallery employee approached him, Webber assaulted him. Police believe Webber was targeting Biden, who had pieces inside the gallery.

“I was trying to paint the phrase, ‘Daddy is a war criminal,'” Webber reportedly told police, a prosecutor said Saturday at Webber’s arraignment in Manhattan criminal court.

Well, that quote pretty much tells you the offender is not a conservative. Even if the illegitimate president was a war criminal, he wouldn’t know it, what with all the paste-eating and such. Hunter Biden actually is a criminal, so I have no problem with someone defacing his garbage stick figures.

None of Biden’s artwork was ruined.

How could it be, when crackhead Hunter only uses finger-paint? Sorry about the vandalism, Hunter; I’m sure you’ll be able to whip up some crack-infused gems for your Chinese buyers soon enough.

Welcome To The Show Shoot Me State

I don’t know about you guys, but when I go fishing, I usually leave the rod at home and bring my .357 magnum pistol. It’s much more sporting that way.

A northeast Missouri man is hospitalized after accidentally shooting himself while fishing.

Schuyler County Sheriff Joe Wuebker told KTVO the victim is Derek Shaw, 33, of Memphis, Missouri. The sheriff said Shaw was fishing alone on a family member’s farm when the shooting happened.

Shaw told investigators he was messing around with his .357 magnum when it accidentally discharged. The bullet from the handgun struck Shaw in the upper left chest area.

It’s both a miracle and a shame Shaw survived. Stupidity like this should have earned a Darwin Award.

Hmm, I’m Not Sure This Is The Guy

An “alleged” bank robber “allegedly” entered a Newark Capital One bank, “allegedly” gave the teller a demand note, and “allegedly” fled the scene with $2,500 cash before the dye pack actually exploded.

A New Jersey bank robber was seeing red after a dye pack exploded on him as he fled the scene Saturday. Video released by police shows the suspect being trailed by a cloud of red smoke outside of a Capital One bank in Newark.

My boy’s wicked smaht!

The man walked into the Springfield Avenue branch at around 10 a.m. and gave a teller a withdrawal slip that read “I have a gun give me all the money from the register please, and no one will get hurt,” cops said.

The employee gave the robber $2,500, $200 of which contained the dye pack. It exploded after the suspect left the bank’s property, according to the footage.

See, that’s not cool; not only did the red dye ruined his fabulous ensemble, but his friends are going to think that he’s gay! (Not that there’s anything wrong with that.)

Independence Day Is Tomorrow, Dolts

The LAPD opened the July 4th weekend early, after blowing up a South L.A. neighborhood.

17 people were injured in South Los Angeles on Wednesday evening when an LAPD bomb squad attempted to safely detonate about 5,000 pounds of seized illegal fireworks and their containment vehicle ended up exploding.

Police detonated the devices at 7:37 p.m., believing that the vehicle would be able to contain the explosion, but there was a “total catastrophic failure of that containment vehicle,” Moore said.

Yes, this was all the fault of the containment vehicle, and it had nothing to do with the officers. /eyeroll

“Clearly protocols were followed and pursued, but something happened in that containment vehicle that should have not happened and we don’t know why,” the chief said. “We intend to find out why.”

Officers arrested Arturo Cejas III, a man in his 20s who resided at the home with the fireworks, on suspicion of reckless or malicious possession of a destructive device. He is being held on $500,000 bail.

The LAPD likely arrested Cejas to divert attention away from their incompetence, and to avoid the pending lawsuits from those who were injured.

The Package Came Air Freight

A pregnant Louisiana “birthing person” was not exactly happy with her mail carrier after a package was delivered … to her roof.

Soon-to-be mother of two, Yeimi Alcantara, couldn’t believe her eyes when she watched the video captured by her doorbell camera on Sunday afternoon.

Alcantara, who is currently seven months pregnant with her second child, watched in disbelief as a United State Postal Service mail carrier arrived at 3:16 p.m. and was then caught on camera tossing her package towards her door only for it to end up on the roof.

Hey, if didn’t want to climb on the roof, you probably shouldn’t have gotten knocked up.

It was the noise of the package landing on the rooftop that caught Alcantara’s attention.

But the mail carrier’s mishandling of her package was not the only thing that shocked Alcantara. Upon recognizing her mistake, the mail carrier took six steps toward the house before making an about-face toward the USPS delivery van.

Personally, I would have more respect for the mail carrier if she just turned around and left. It would make her a scumbag, but at least she didn’t dither. Walking back toward the home, and then saying, “Eh, screw it,” makes this woman a twat of the highest order.

Leftist Wants To Defund Police… Again

Congresscritter and racist idiot Cori Bush (D- MO) is sponsoring a bill which will defund the police in favor of “community-led first responders.” A few days ago, these same morons claimed Republicans were the ones defunding the police!

Even as crime surges in many cities in America, Democratic Congresswoman Cori Bush (D-MO) plans to introduce legislation that would replace police officers with “community-led first responders.”

I am all for this. Let “the community” respond to the shootings, aggravated assaults, robberies, and rapes, because the “community” has already done a bang-up job of policing their own neighborhoods.

NBC News reported on Monday, “The People’s Response Act would establish a Division on Community Safety within the Department of Health and Human Services that would call upon nonpolice first responders for emergency situations stemming from mental health issues, substance use or other health complications.”

No, that’s not how this works. If you’re going to defund the police, defund all of them. Let your community-led first responders do all the heavy lifting, especially in the most violent areas of Democrat-led cities. Make sure they have a lot of body bags.

“The Squad” member’s bill comes in the wake of violent crime surging in major American cities, including New York City, Philadelphia, Portland, Atlanta, Los Angeles, and Chicago.

As if Cori Bush gave a damn. She spends most of her time in Washington, D.C. in a nice neighborhood with a security detail.

The bill vows to “limit people’s encounters with law enforcement by funding community systems led by health officials, to respond to mental health emergencies, rather than police.”

Again, I applaud this measure. I’d love to limit my interactions with the public, as well, especially since most people in this city hate our guts. Let these leftist soy-boys take over, and I’ll sit back and start munching the popcorn.

Their Love Was Burning Like Fire

A TikTok user – this should be your first warning sign – claims she and her current boyfriend were Irish lesbians in the year 1500 and burned at the stake.

A couple with ‘déjà vu’ have claimed that they were lesbians killed for witchcraft in Ireland in the year 1500.

TikTok user Liriette said that her and her boyfriend felt they knew each other and experienced a lot of deja vu when they were got together. The video claims that the couple underwent past life regression meditation to discover if they knew one another in another lifetime.

“Regression meditation” is absolutely a thing, and it is totally not a sham.

Turns out, they were told they lived together in Ireland in the 1500s and were a lesbian couple who had to keep their relationship under wraps.

She even included images of what they think their soul’s bodies looked like but it’s not clear from the video why they think that.

You should see the artist’s conception of what she looked like in 1500. She looks like a supermodel, because no one portrays themselves as looking fat and homely.

I’m all for people believing they had past lives. If that’s your thing, go for it, but don’t expect anyone to actually believe such an outlandish story. Also, while you’re spinning these tall tales, ask yourself why people who have past lives are always someone of importance, instead of, say, a dirt farmer.