Her Parents Must Be Beaming

Meet Sarah Beam of Houston, Texas. Sarah is one of America’s brave public school teachers, and she proves every day she cares for her students. On the other hand, she doesn’t care much for her son, who she placed in her vehicle’s trunk.

Sarah Beam, 41, allegedly packed up her son and took him to a drive-thru coronavirus testing center in Houston on Jan. 3, according to local outlet KPRC.

Witnesses reported hearing noises coming from the back of Beam’s vehicle when she pulled up to the tented testing center at Ken Pridgeon Stadium, according to court documents obtained by the outlet.

Beam would not have been charged if she simply told the officers she was trying to sneak her son into the drive-in without paying.

Bevin Gordon, the health services director at the site, asked Beam to open the trunk — revealing the teenager lying down inside, the charging docs state.

Beam, who has worked as a teacher in the Cypress-Fairbanks Independent School District since 2011, explained she was trying to keep her son isolated.

Obviously, this is a terrible, stupid thing to do, but what’s worse here is Beam’s completely irrational fear of Covid. I assume she would have made her son sleep outside until he recovered.

That said, she is perfectly bangable, and if Sarah if you need some conjugal visits, gimme a call!

FJB Is Moving The Goalposts Again

The illegitimate president, after claiming the states should handle Covid measures and mandates, has decided if you received the Covid vaccination, you are no longer “fully vaccinated.” This nonsense is never going away as long at this POS is still in the White House.

With the onset of the Omicron variant in the United States, the country has topped the leaderboard with record amounts of COVID-19 cases being reported.

According to The New York Times, the Biden administration is weighing redefining what it means to be “fully vaccinated” into saying Americans have their vaccinations “up to date.”

F. Joe Biden is claiming you are no longer fully vaccinated unless you get the boosters. Not just one booster, but every booster. I’ve said it dozens of times, but this is not about the virus; it’s about control.

Back on Monday, Goldman Sachs announced their requirement for employees to get their COVID-19 booster shot if they didn’t want to experience a workplace disruption going into 2022. The same is being mandated for the University of Oregon’s students and staff.

If researchers were to change the definition between unvaccinated and vaccinated to include those who haven’t gotten their booster shot, it stands to complicate research efforts.

From the last story I read, the military has discharged a few hundred armed service members because they refused to get the vaccine. The most recent, and hilarious, story I read this week was hospitals are severely short on staffing… because the hospitals fired dozens and dozens of doctors and nurses after they refused the vaccine.

As you can see above, corporations are already falling into line with the Biden mandates, and you’ll see more and more people being fired if they do not get the boosters.

This is insanity. A significant number of my coworkers – supervisors, detectives, and police officers – caught Covid in the last few weeks. We were forced to be vaccinated, and what my coworkers found out was the vaccine doesn’t always work, masks certainly don’t work, and no one knows the side effects of the boosters.

I think this is the government’s plan to 1. make sure the unvaccinated are shunned from polite society, and 2. fire as many “troublemakers” as they can for challenging Biden’s unconstitutional mandates.

P.S. – This will be my only post today. It’s my last day of vacation, and I want to spend the day doing absolutely nothing. Tomorrow is going to suck, because I’m sure there will be fifty unassigned jobs sitting in my queue. Normal posting will resume tomorrow.

Thanks to William Teach of The Pirate’s Cove for the linkage!

Fauci Wants You Masked Forever

There are very few more despicable people on Earth than Anthony Fauci. This piece of garbage is responsible for hundreds of thousands Covid deaths, Covid disinformation, and the suppression of alternative Covid cures.

Now this prick wants everyone to wear a mask – vaccinated or unvaccinated – forever. I. Will. Not. Comply.

Dr. Anthony Fauci thinks people should wear a mask — even if they are vaccinated — forever.

Funny, there are dozens and dozens of photos with Fauci not wearing a mask. It’s almost as if the rule doesn’t apply to our “elites.”

Getting vaccinated and wearing a mask is “not an either/or,” the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases director told ABC’s Jonathan Karl on Sunday. “You can do both and should do both.”

Karl asked the chief White House medical adviser if he agreed with Gov. Jared Polis (D-Colo.), who decided not to reinstitute a state mask mandate despite climbing COVID-19 numbers. While Fauci agreed with the governor that COVID-19 is becoming a “crisis of the unvaccinated,” he still supports wearing a mask, even if a person is fully vaccinated.

What Fauci is saying here is that the vaccinations don’t work. If they did work, then there would be no need for a mask. Not to mention the handful of studies which claim mask’s don’t work when it comes to Covid. That would explain why so many mask wearers still caught the Chinese Wuhan Virus.

I mean, it’s your life and your decision; but while this asshole is telling us we cannot celebrate Christmas, I plan of doing the exact opposite.

Duh, Everyone In Delaware Is Stupid

Meet McRoberts Williams of Wilmington, Delaware.

McRoberts, if that is his real name, decided to rob a Wells Fargo bank via demand note. The teller gave the robber some cash, and when McRoberts fled the scene, he stopped to do something galactically stupid.

Investigators say that McRoberts Williams, 44, approached a teller Saturday morning at a crowded Wells Fargo in Wilmington and handed her a note reading “This is a robbery, I need $150.”

After the 25-year-old bank employee provided Williams with cash, he fled the bank. But instead of racing from the crime scene like your average bank robber, Williams exited the Wells Fargo and “made a deposit in the atm on the exterior of the building,” the Delaware State Police report.

Williams told police that, “the money had been deposited and was no longer on his person.” A detective reported that while no money was recovered from Williams, he was “in possession of a Wells Fargo bank card.”

So this dumbass stole $150, fled the bank, and deposited the $150 into the bank he just robbed. Is it possible this moron is related to the Biden family?

Biden Did That!

The Biden administration’s unconstitutional vaccine mandate has trickled down to the nation’s medical centers with predictable results. Most hospitals jumped to fire and/or suspend those employees who refused to take the vaccine, a move they are probably regretting right about now.

One would think that the people who run our challenged hospital systems would try very hard not to make the situation worse, but one would be wrong.

In a rush to be one of the cool kids, some medical systems got out in front of the Biden vaccine mandate for healthcare workers, demanding their staff come into 100% compliance with vaccine mandates or lose their jobs. Others waited until the last minute to let the workers go, even though the Biden mandate had been blocked by then. But in significant numbers, the affected medical professionals — actual, trained, sciency nurses, doctors, and others — decided they’d rather lose their jobs than take the controversial, novel vaccine. And so, in their infinite wisdom, the hospital administrators showed these employees the door, with utterly predicable results.

Yeah, those healthcare workers these morons fired? They’re greatly needed now.

ABC News reports: In central Massachusetts, the UMass Memorial Health System is, once again, completely overwhelmed with COVID-19 patients.

“We, right now, have more patients in the hospital, overall, than we have had at either of the two peaks previously. You come in one day and you say this is the worst we’ve ever seen it and you come back the next day and it’s even worse. This is very concerning, what’s going on right now,” UMass Memorial Health Care President and CEO Dr. Eric Dickson told during an interview Wednesday.

To be frank and honest with you, I have ZERO sympathy for these hospitals. They wanted to get in the good graces of the left, and it came back to bite them on the ass. I do have sympathy for those suffering from the Chinese Wuhan Virus, especially those who will not be treated quickly because of the idiotic actions of these hospitals.

Woman To Wendy’s Employee: You’re Fired

Police are searching for a Euclid, Ohio woman who became upset when her Wendy’s drive-thru order took to long. The customer remained calm before firing three shots at the building.

A woman trying to order Wendy’s in the drive-thru began shooting when the fast food chain took “too long,” police in Ohio said.

A uniformed Euclid officer in a marked police car was working on off-duty assignment behind the Wendy’s restaurant late Friday, Dec. 3 when she heard three to four “very close distinct gun shots,” according to a police report obtained by McClatchy News.

“From our understanding, she was upset with her order,” Euclid Police Chief Scott Meyer told WJW. “She felt it was taking too long and she had some choice words for the staff … The manager heard her swearing at the staff members. He then told her she would not be served and to leave the lane. She was upset with that and she then fired three rounds.”

I may have mentioned this before, but when we were returning from Erik’s visit to Alderson Broaddus, we stopped at a Wendy’s near Harrisburg. We got our order quickly, but the fries took about fifteen minutes. Not once did it occur to me to start firing shots, but then again, I’m not a psychopath… usually.

Germany Has Lost Its Collective Mind

I’ve always wanted to visit Germany at some point in my life. Mrs Earp’s paternal grandparents were born there, and her family has German and Irish ties.

Having said that, I think Germany is on its last leg. Woke politics and ridiculous Draconian regulations are killing the country.

Speaking of, get a load of this

Irony has been declared many times in this pandemic but now, from Covid-riddled Germany comes the final proof: you can’t kill yourself now unless you’ve been vaccinated. As European countries battle to limit the spread of the virus, Verein Sterbehilfe – the German Euthanasia Association – has issued a new directive, declaring it will now only help those who have been vaccinated or recovered from the disease.

In a statement, the association said: “Euthanasia and the preparatory examination of the voluntary responsibility of our members willing to die require human closeness. Human closeness, however, is a prerequisite and breeding ground for coronavirus transmission. As of today, the 2G rule applies in our association, supplemented by situation-related measures, such as quick tests before encounters in closed rooms.”

These people want to euthanize themselves. They are obviously going to die. Why the actual f**k would you force them to get the vaccine? What the hell is wrong with you people?

I Thought They Canceled Quantum Leap

A time traveler from the year 2485 has made predictions for December, and he claims there will be two events which rock the world.

A self-proclaimed “time traveller” has dropped his latest predictions for the last month of 2021 and said there will be two important dates that will “shock the world”.

“Thatonetimetraveler”, who claims to be coming from the year 2485, previously shot to stardom when he warned the Earthlings of great discovery to be found in the Atlantic Ocean.

Sorry, everything I know about time travel came from Timecop and The Terminator.

With no proof of anything happening, he gave brief details on two specific dates in December. He said in his latest post: “On December 20, eight humans will receive superpowers from the energy waves of the Sun. “And on December 25, something big will happen on this day that shocks the world, and changes the way humans live forever.

Yeah, I expect to see Vica Kerekes in my stocking on Christmas Day. Duh.

Creek Fishing… It’s A Gas

A creek in Washington County, Pennsylvania – obviously – has been polluted with nearly 6,000 gallons of gas leaked from a Kwik Fill gas station.

Officials with the Pennsylvania Fish and Boat Commission said about 5600 gallons of gasoline spilled into a Washington County creek on Sunday afternoon. The spill happened near the corner of Route 519 and Route 136 in Somerset Township.

Officials called it “a very significant pollution” that had already killed 1000 fish by Monday afternoon along Little Chartiers Creek.

The source of the gas was an underground storage container at a nearby Kwik Fill gas station. Company officials said they were working with local and state agencies to clean up the spill. People living in the area reached out to Channel 11 and said they have been extremely sick from the intense fumes.

If 1,000 fish were killed on Monday, I’d wager thousands more are dead by now. Way to go, Kwik Fill; Exxon thanks you for getting them off the hook.

The Vagina Catalogues

Meet Lauren Hunter Daman of Thomaston, Georgia. Lauren is a rather attractive webcam model, and prides herself on her fabulous above the waist body. Below the waist? Not so much.

Georgia webcam model Lauren Hunter Daman, 27, redefined “crotch shot” after discharging a firearm into her vagina during an alleged sex stunt gone awry.

Oooh, that’s going to leave a mark.

“The female had shot herself in the vagina accidentally,” paramedic Brittany Rivers reportedly told responding police officers of the incident, which reportedly occurred on the morning of Nov. 9 at a residence in Thomaston, per a report by the Upson County Sheriff, the Smoking Gun reported.

Later interviews with witnesses revealed that the sex pistol-turned-gunshot victim was apparently alone in her bedroom when the weapon — a 9mm handgun — went off.

Normally, I would say I’d hit that like the fist on an angry god, but if she doesn’t have a vagina anymore, I’ll pass. Well, probably. Eh, who am I kidding; I’d still go for it.