Meet Sarah Beam of Houston, Texas. Sarah is one of America’s brave public school teachers, and she proves every day she cares for her students. On the other hand, she doesn’t care much for her son, who she placed in her vehicle’s trunk.
Sarah Beam, 41, allegedly packed up her son and took him to a drive-thru coronavirus testing center in Houston on Jan. 3, according to local outlet KPRC.
Witnesses reported hearing noises coming from the back of Beam’s vehicle when she pulled up to the tented testing center at Ken Pridgeon Stadium, according to court documents obtained by the outlet.
Beam would not have been charged if she simply told the officers she was trying to sneak her son into the drive-in without paying.
Bevin Gordon, the health services director at the site, asked Beam to open the trunk — revealing the teenager lying down inside, the charging docs state.
Beam, who has worked as a teacher in the Cypress-Fairbanks Independent School District since 2011, explained she was trying to keep her son isolated.
Obviously, this is a terrible, stupid thing to do, but what’s worse here is Beam’s completely irrational fear of Covid. I assume she would have made her son sleep outside until he recovered.
That said, she is perfectly bangable, and if Sarah if you need some conjugal visits, gimme a call!