If You Like Your Country, You Can’t Keep It

The illegitimate president has decided to welcome Afghan “refugees” into America after his disastrous actions in Afghanistan. These refugees have not been vetted, and we have no idea who these people are.

Hundreds of Afghans are headed to various states for permanent resettlement, including Texas, Florida, Pennsylvania, and Arizona, among others.

Refugee contractors are working to quickly resettle tens of thousands of Afghans that President Joe Biden’s administration is fast-tracking into the U.S.

And in one swift stroke, the illegitimate president is guaranteeing Arizona, Florida, Pennsylvania, and Texas will never elect a Republican president again.

In addition, Afghans are being resettled in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, according to the Associated Press, while New Jersey Gov. Phil Murphy (D) has said Afghans will be resettled in his state as well. Busloads of Afghans, according to NJ.com, have already started arriving in New Jersey. (H/T – Victoria)

For those of you who think these “refugees” have been vetted, reread the last line above. If they’re already settling in New Jersey, there obviously was no vetting involved. The country is collapsing before our eyes, and not one single GOP politician gives a damn.

Ilhan Omar Should Move To Alabama*

There are obviously more important stories to post about, but the story claiming Ilhan Omar married her brother seems to be legitimate. At least, sorta, kinda.

*I have nothing against Alabama, but I needed a state for a brother-marrying joke.

Minnesota Rep. Ilhan Omar has long been accused of marrying her brother to get around U.S. immigration laws (he should have just walked across the southern border). Now a DNA test, done surreptitiously, shows that there is a 99.999998% chance that Omar and her second husband, Ahmed Elmi, are siblings.

Chances Omar banged her brother? I’d give it an even 85%.

The DNA test was conducted after what the Daily Mail refers to as a “shadowy Republican group” apparently stalked Omar and her alleged husbro long enough to get a cigarette butt smoked by Omar, and a straw used by Elmi, now living in Kenya and spending time in Zanzibar.

The test was posted online by a Republican strategist from Minneapolis, Anton Lazzaro, on Wednesday. Twelve hours later, Lazzaro was arrested on federal sex trafficking charges. Weird timing, right?

The term “shadowy Republican group” is hysterical, even for the over-the-top U.K. Daily Mail. It is, however, interesting the man behind the DNA test was arrested twelve hours after the results were posted. Nothing shadowy there.

Omar’s spokesman, Jeremy Slevin, dismissed the report and threw some ‘tude at Lazzaro. “This is a fraudulent website created by a man charged this week with child sex trafficking and lying to federal investigators to cover it up,” he said.

Omar has been long accused of marrying her brother so that he could get a green card and study in the U.S., which he did, with Omar at North Dakota State University. Omar was married at the time to her first husband. The three adults lived together for a while, with Omar’s two kids.

The good news is Omar finally divorced her brother, and then began shtupping her aide, while funneling money to his shadowy Democratic group. There is no word on whether the aide is also her brother.

America Will Be A Third World Country

The illegitimate president has decided to end critical southern border controls, effectively opening the country to anyone and everyone. I imagine jobs will be much harder to find in a year or two.

President Joe Biden is plotting an end to border controls that experts have said have kept a lid on a wave of unprecedented illegal immigration. The border controls, polls have shown, are overwhelmingly popular with Americans.

Biden administration officials and those familiar with the plans told the Wall Street Journal that the president is planning to end use of the Centers for Disease Control’s Title 42 order for migrant families arriving at the United States-Mexico border while keeping it in place, for the time being, for single adult border crossers.

Interesting, because Fauci is still warning us about the Chinese Wuhan Virus, its Delta variants, and the never-ending wearing of masks. I guess all the illegals had their vaccines. Or something.

Title 42 is a critical border control that has kept nearly 650,000 border crossers out of the U.S., allowing federal immigration officials to quickly return border crossers to their native country for the sake of public health.

Today, Department of Homeland Security (DHS) Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas is only using Title 42 in about 64 percent of border crosser cases — a 30 percent drop.

If someone wanted to destroy the United States of America, would that person do anything different than the measures the illegitimate president is currently implementing? We’ll see those 650,000 illegals, criminals, and terrorists inside our borders by Christmas.

Texas To Build A Border Wall?

Texas Governor Greg Abbott is working on a plan to build a border wall in Texas to stop the flow of illegal immigrants. I’ve had my problems with Abbott, but if he gets this done, he will have redeemed himself in my eyes.

During a border security summit in the US border city of Del Rio, Republican Governor Greg Abbott said he will soon reveal a plan for Texas to construct its own border wall.

“I will announce next week the plan for the state of Texas to begin building the border wall in the state of Texas. The border crisis is no laughing matter. It’s not a tourism site for members of Congress to visit and then return to DC and do nothing.”

Abbott’s announcement comes as border towns and cities in Texas struggle with the fallout of of Biden administration policies encouraging massive amounts of illegal migrants to flood into the US. “One thing we know and that is a border crisis is plaguing the farmers, the ranchers, the residents of the entire border region. Your law enforcement officers, they are having to redirect their resources to deal with the border as opposed to deal what they normally deal with which is keeping your communities safe every day.”

If, and that’s a big if, Abbott can make this happen, it might push other governors in Arizona, New Mexico to do the same. Why would you trust the government to build a wall after they have promised to do so for decades? It’s your state. Secure it.

DHS And ICE Are Rewarding Illegals

During these trying economic times, many of us are being very careful with our money. It’s not like money is rolling in, so all of us have had to tighten our belts a bit. Well, everyone except illegal immigrants.

The illegitimate president’s administration has officially canceled fines for illegals who do not leave the country, and also – get this – canceled their debt.

The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) announced Friday that fines for illegal immigrants who fail to leave the United States would cease, according to a DHS press release.

At the direction of Secretary of Homeland Security, Alejandro Mayorkas, U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) rescinded two delegation orders relating to financial penalties. The fines, which were first put in place in 2018 by the Trump administration, collected “civil financial penalties for noncitizens who fail[ed] to depart the U.S,” according to the press release.

Interesting. I don’t remember the illegitimate president dismissing fines for legal Americans or canceling our debt. Hmm, I wonder who is going to pick up the tab on all that lost revenue?

It’s a mystery.

Kamala Harris Headed To The Border

Border Czar and hilariously unlikeable “Vice-President” Kamala Harris has finally scheduled a trip to border. The illegitimate vice-president is excited to see the mountains, elk, and sample a bit of poutine.

Vice-President Kamala Harris, a.k.a. the Border Czar, is scheduled to travel to the border this week. No, not that border – she’s going to a state on the northern border. Harris will visit New Hampshire Friday. Her trip will include one or more stops in the Laconia-Plymouth area. The question is, why?

Specific events or locations for the visit have not been finalized. Why would Kamala Harris deliberately put herself in a position to go to New Hampshire when she is being begged to visit the southern border, to see the migrant crisis first hand? She could be on the receiving end of fluffy stories about her compassion for the children in custody, maybe shed a tear or two on camera, surround herself with local Democrats who blame the bad Orange Man for the problem. Instead, she is going to New Hampshire. There is no crisis on the Canadian border.

At least one GOP member had the balls to call out Kamala’s ridiculous trip north.

New Hampshire Republican Party Chair Stephen Stepanek rightly called Kamala out when the news surfaced Sunday evening. He said there is no crisis on the northern border, she should be going to the southern border. Apparently, he has knowledge of an anticipated appearance by Senator Hassan with Kamala.

Normally I would think a “Border Czar” refusing to visit the southern border would be hilarious, but in this case it’s sad and pathetic. There is a crisis at the border – even the Illegitimate President acknowledged that fact – and Kamala Harris has no desire to see what she and Biden have wrought.

Also, this isn’t Soviet Russia – yet – so stop using the term “Czar.” Jackasses.

Graham: Let’s Give Amnesty To Illegals!

Lindsey Graham, the disgusting worm of the Senate, is pushing for amnesty to millions of illegals here in the United States. Graham and his GOPe cronies believe this is a good idea as thousands of illegals are making a run for the border.

Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC), along with a group of House Republicans led by Rep. Maria Salazar (R-FL), is promoting an amnesty plan for illegal aliens living in the United States as border crossings skyrocket at the U.S.-Mexico border.

The irony is after Miss Lindsey gets permission to give amnesty to illegals already here, this douche will demand amnesty for the illegals coming through the border now. It’ll be a revolving door.

During a press conference on Wednesday, Salazar unveiled an amnesty plan that would provide green cards to illegal aliens enrolled and eligible for former President Obama’s Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals (DACA) program and gives work visas to the roughly 11 to 22 million illegal aliens in the U.S.

Specifically, the amnesty — dubbed the “Dignity Proposal” — would give legal resident status to anywhere from 1.5 to 3.5 million illegal aliens who are enrolled and eligible for DACA. Eventually, these illegal aliens can apply for green cards and obtain American citizenship.

I’ve mentioned this often since the GOP turned their backs on President Trump, but it bears repeating. These people do not have our best interests at heart. Similarly, I find it odd that so many politicians in the GOP want to destroy this country from within.

Masses Of Illegals Captured At Border

The amount of illegal immigrants crossing the border has skyrocketed in February, with nearly 100,000 illegals captured, and the highest February total since 2006.

Wow, the Illegitimate President is on the fast track toward destruction.

Border Patrol agents apprehended nearly 100,000 migrants in February who illegally crossed the Mexico-U.S. Border between ports of entry. The apprehensions reveal a jump of 26 percent from January and 170 percent from one year ago.

Border Patrol agents apprehended 98,974 migrants in February who illegally crossed the border in February, according to the Southwest Land Border Encounters Report released on Wednesday by U.S. Customs and Border Protection officials. This represents a massive increase from the 78,323 apprehended in January and an even larger jump from February 2020 when agents apprehended only 36,687. The February 2021 apprehensions are the largest February report since 2006 when agents apprehended 125,046.

These apprehensions occurred during President Joe Biden’s first full month in office and follows his cancellation of border wall systems construction and many of the Trump-era policies that ended catch and release.

The good news is this new crop of illegals will not only destroy the American economy, but they’ll also receive free government benefits and eventually take your jobs.

Wall Of Voodoo

If you think the Trump administration has folded up their tents and started heading for greener pastures, you would be severely mistaken. Take Customs and Border Protection, for example…

Contractors hired by the Department of Homeland Security have built 426 miles of the border wall and are working around the clock to hit their target of 450 miles by January 1, according to supporters and critics of the barrier.

Mark Morgan, the acting commissioner of President Donald Trump’s Customs and Border Protection agency, announced the programs in a tweet, which also spotlights the political and financial cost of President-elect Joe Biden’s promise to block construction of more border wall.

I mean, it’s entirely possible Illegitimate President Joe Biden will take down the wall on January 20th, but I have to give credit to Mark Morgan for working up until the final minute of President Trump’s term.

Supreme Count Trounces Ninth Circuit

The Supreme Court embarrassed the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals Thursday, after they attempted to void a federal law forbidding people to entice illegals to stay in the country.

The Supreme Court unanimously upheld a federal statute that forbids encouraging illegal aliens to remain in the U.S. unlawfully in a decision Thursday.

The Supreme Court justices voided an earlier decision by the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals, which ruled a federal anti-harboring statute was unconstitutional on the grounds it violated the First Amendment by restricting free speech. The ruling by the nation’s highest court Thursday upholds the law.

The Supreme Court not only vacated the appeals court’s decision, but also criticized the judges for “drastically” straying from judicial norms.

Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, a liberal stalwart of the bench, wrote the high court’s opinion.

Ruth. Bader. Ginsburg. When the biggest leftist on the Supreme Court effectively says you’re hacks, you know your previous opinion is an unmitigated disgrace.