You Deserve A Snake Today

McDonald’s verified corporate Twitter account sent out a despicable tweet attacking President Donald Trump yesterday, cementing itself in the annals of businesses I boycott.

McDonald’s Corp (MCD.N) quickly deleted a tweet sent from the company’s handle slamming U.S. President Donald Trump on Thursday and said its official Twitter account had been compromised.

The tweet, which was copied and shared widely before being deleted, came a day after the Twitter accounts of a number of major news organizations, chief executives, government agencies and other high-profile users were hijacked.

“Twitter notified us that our account was compromised. We deleted the tweet, secured our account and are now investigating this,” McDonald’s spokeswoman Terri Hickey said in a statement.

Every single time some liberal – or liberal organization – gets backlash from a despicable tweet, they immediately claim they were hacked. Funny, not one of my 900+ followers have ever claimed their Twitter accounts have been hacked. Not one.

The tweet sent from @McDonaldsCorp on Thursday morning read: “@realdonaldtrump You are actually a disgusting excuse of a President and we would love to have @BarackObama back, also you have tiny hands.”

Former Obama Press Secretary Robert Gibbs is now the head of corporate relations at McDonald’s. Of course, a former Obama lackey wouldn’t have an ax to grind against Donald Trump, amirite?

Oh, and by the way, nowhere in McDonald’s explanatory tweet is an apology, so take that for what it is.

So, How Does That Foot Taste?

I realize this story is from yesterday, but the good news is this post can be read at a discount, just like day-old doughnuts. MSNBC newsman Rachel Maddow teased a blockbuster story on Twitter Tuesday, claiming “We’ve got Trump tax returns. Tonight, 9pm ET. MSNBC. (Seriously).”

Huge, right? Well he certainly thought so.

On her Tuesday show, Rachel Maddow teased a scoop: She had Donald Trump’s 2005 tax returns. It was the first time his federal returns would be released.

So this dude purposely misled his audience by implying he scored Trump’s 2016 tax returns. He also came into possession of someone else’s tax forms, which is a felony.

Anyway, when she finally revealed what was in the taxes, it was not a huge deal. Trump earned about $150 million in income in 2005, and paid $38 million in taxes, thanks to the alternative minimum tax, which he wants to kill.

This gives Trump an effective tax rate of about 24 percent, which Johnston pointed out was roughly equal to what he and his wife, who are an upper middle class couple, pay. And, sure, for a billionaire, you can argue that he should pay more in taxes. But, $38 million is a big number. As is $150 million in income.

During the 2016 election, Hillary Clinton continually argued Trump did not pay any taxes, and demanded Trump’s tax forms be disseminated to the public. The MSM, ever the Democrat ladogs, followed suit.

Now Maddow got his grubby little hands on the president’s tax forms – which again, is a felony – and the only thing we learned is 1. Trump does indeed pay taxes, and 2. Trump also taxed at a higher rate than MSNBC, Mitt Romney, Bernie Sanders, and Barack Obama.

Fantastic scoop, man. Bravo.

Here’s Your Sign

A professor at Gallaudet University believes curing deafness would be akin to cultural genocide. You know, just like when Hitler tried to cure deafness.

A professor at America’s premier college for deaf students has now proposed that curing deafness is a form of “cultural genocide” because deaf people who can hear would stop using sign language.

Gene therapy to treat/cure deafness in children is thus ethically wrong because it will limit the number of deaf people who can communicate with sign language.

Oh for shit’s sake. Maybe I’m just a cockeyed optimist, I don’t expect sign language to be banned anytime soon. Furthermore, anyone on Earth can learn sign language at any time. In effect, sign language, like Hillary Clinton, is never going away.

The professor, Teresa Blankmeyer Burke of the philosophy and religion faculty at Gallaudet University in Washington, D.C., espoused her theory of “cultural genocide” earlier this month at Impact Ethics, a website covering bioethical issues.

“The argument goes like this: the use of gene therapy to cure hereditary deafness would result in smaller numbers of deaf children. This, in turn, would reduce the critical mass of signing Deaf people needed for a flourishing community, ultimately resulting in the demise of the community,” Burke explains.

First of all, I am always wary of women who have two last names. They might as well come out and say, “I’m a privileged liberal snowflake, and I do not conform to your male chauvinist demands!” Second, the decision to treat/cure deafness should be made by the individual, not some pissflap who never leaves her safe space. Finally Ms. Blankmeyer Burke, get your bitch ass in the kitchen and make me some pie!

The Yellow Throes Of Texas

A Texas state representative is filing a bill which would penalize – heh, heh, “penal” – men for excessive masturbation. Well, there’s another state I can never visit.

Texas State Rep. Jessica Farrar, (D-Houston,) filed a bill Friday that would penalize men for “unregulated masturbatory emissions.”

The satirical House Bill 4260 would encourage men to remain “fully abstinent” and only allow the “occasional masturbatory emissions inside health care and medical facilities,” which are described in the legislation as the best way to ensure men’s health.

Yes, the bill is meant to be satirical, but make no mistake; Farrar is a tin foil hat-wearing moonbat…

Farrar said she created the bill after feeling fed up with the various legislative bills introduced by men addressing women’s healthcare.

“A lot of people find the bill funny,” Farrar said in a phone interview. “What’s not funny are the obstacles that Texas women face every day, that were placed there by legislatures making it very difficult for them to access healthcare.”

Personally, I think Farrar has teh sadz because no man in their right mind would pleasure themselves to her image. I mean… yikes!

Speaking Of Snowflakes…

The “journalists” of the White House Press Corps are up in arms because *gasp* Sean Spicer had the temerity to allow conservative outlets to participate in press briefings. Just like Hitler did.

White House correspondents upset with the Trump administration’s shakeup of the pecking order in the briefing room are starting to see reporters from conservative outlets as an “existential threat,” according to the March issue of The New Yorker.

“Until recently, the more established White House correspondents have regarded floaters as a harmless distraction—the equivalent of letting a batboy sit in the dugout,” Andrew Marantz writes in The New Yorker, referring to reporters from outlets more or less ignored by prior administrations. “Now they are starting to see the floaters as an existential threat.”

Yes, because after decades of one ideology rule, calling on conservative reporters is an apocalyptic scenario. Get over yourselves.

“Historically, the way the briefing room has been organized is, the closer you are, the farther you’ve come,” CBS News chief White House correspondent Major Garrett told The New Yorker. “And the person at the podium has tended to recognize that.”

Ignoring the press corps’ record of asking fawning questions during eight years of President Obama, Garrett adds that more experienced reporters ask better questions and deserve to be called on first.

The hubris of this clown is astonishing. You little people simply don’t understand; your betters will decide what you will hear and not hear. Now just sit down, shut up, and back in the MSM’s magnificence.

Have Fun Storming The Castle!

stormtroopers-star-wars-the-force-awakensPrinceton University informed recent graduates they will be banning a popular costume during their Star Wars. Doesn’t a costume ban mean Princeton is no better then the Empire?

Graduates from Princeton’s 2012 class will not be able to attend a “Star Wars”-themed party in Stormtrooper gear due to fears that it will convey a racist message.

“A few of our classmates reached out expressing concerns over our choice to use Stormtroopers as our costume inspiration,” the email said. “We have been informed of the origin of this word and its connections to early- to mid-20th century Germany. This is something neither we nor anyone on your Reunion Committee were aware of, but something we take very seriously. Tonight we made the unanimous decision to remove these costumes.”

Princeton is an Ivy League school. AN IVY LEAGUE SCHOOL. They are apparently our best and brightest; the people who used to become presidents and leaders of industry. Now they are triggered by a costume from a science fiction film? Are you f**king kidding me??

Oh, and apparently Princeton’s History Department is garbage, because the snowflakes melting over Nazi references do not know where the term “stormtrooper” originated.

Stormtroopers were specialist soldiers of the German Army in World War I. In the last years of the war, Stoßtruppen (“Shock troops” or “Thrust Troops”) were trained to fight with “infiltration tactics”, part of the Germans’ new method of attack on enemy trenches.

So the Princeton snowflakes were only off by one world war. There were no Nazis in World War I, and Hitler was a lowly corporal in the German army.

Mika Brzezinski Addresses The Peasants

msnbcs-mika-brzezinskiMSNBC hack Mika Brzezinski suffered through a rare case of honesty this morning, solidifying the rumor the media is not out to inform, but indoctrinate.

While discussing President Trump’s entreaties to the American people to remain skeptical of the press, MSNBC’s Mika Brzezinski worried that if the economy turns south, Americans may end up trusting him over the media.

“And it could be that while unemployment and the economy worsens, he could have undermined the messaging so much that he can actually control exactly what people think,” Brzezinski said. “And that, that is our job.”

The comment failed to raise any eyebrows from her co-panelists. Instead, her co-host, Joe Scarborough, said that Trump’s media antagonism puts him on par with Mussolini and Lenin.

Thankfully, the comments were regurgitated on MSNBC, so only a handful of people heard them.

I do find it ironic the people who are the loudest critics of the “Fake News” charge are the ones perpetuating fake news.

WNBA: The “A” Stands For Activism

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Candice Wiggins is a recently-retired WNBA basketball star who claims she was bullied for, get this, being straight. Wiggins claims it contributed to her early retirement.

Candice Wiggins was a college star at Stanford, the third pick of the 2008 WNBA draft and a 2011 champion. And at the mountaintop of her basketball career, her sexuality marred the moment.

There is a “very, very harmful” culture running throughout the WNBA, she says, which saw her get bullied during her eight-year career because she is heterosexual.

The 30-year-old couldn’t take it anymore — being harassed for being straight and fighting for attention in a league that is starved.

Welcome to 21st Century America, where you will be forced to care about fringe issues and/or lifestyles, or your career will be destroyed. The WNBA has enough trouble drawing in fans, and when you ostracize straight players, you also ostracize straight fans.

You know, I have no problem with the LBGT community, but I have a major problem with the members of the Gay Mafia. They’re no better than Black Lives Matter or the Occupy crowd.

Tacoma Mockingbird

uw-tacomaThe University of Washington Tacoma has decided to neglect a century’s worth of writing norms in favor of political correct idiocy.

An “antiracist” poster in a college writing center insists American grammar is “racist” and an “unjust language structure,” promising to prioritize rhetoric over “grammatical ‘correctness.’”

The poster, written by the director, staff, and tutors of the University of Washington, Tacoma’s Writing Center, states “racism is the normal condition of things,” declaring that it permeates rules, systems, expectations, in courses, school and society.

The university revealed Friday Asao Inoue, director of the writing center, is behind the new push for social justice. On his Tacoma faculty page, Inoue states that he does “research that investigates racism in writing assignments.”

This country is quickly swirling the drain, and its citizens are becoming illiterate dullards.

The Left is using the university system, politics, and television to systematically destroy our culture. The effects can already be seen in every facet of American life. The language in television is atrocious, politicians celebrate domestic terrorists, and our universities are indoctrination centers.

Hell, the School District of Philadelphia no longer teaches cursive writing. How are these people ever going to sign a paycheck?

Well, at least our pr0n stars are down for UW Tacoma’s struggle…

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Yeah, you go, girl!

Weenie Todd

chuck-todds-bitter-bitter-tearsCompletely impartial media hack Chuck Todd suffered a case of teh sadz yesterday after watching President Trump’s press conference. Chuckie was specifically appalled at Trump’s – in my opinion, warranted – attacks on the mainstream media.

In a tweet sent during President Donald Trump‘s Thursday press conference, MSNBC host Chuck Todd indicated he didn’t find the bizarre hour-long back-and-forth with reporters all that humorous.

The Meet the Press host live tweeted the spectacle, at times sending tweets that indicated he didn’t believe the president was telling the truth. But Todd found Trump’s constant delegitimization and labeling the press “fake news” the most dangerous aspect.

Mmm… his tears are delicious! If Todd claims delegitimizing the media is “un-American,” then by that standard, so is delegitimizing a democratically-elected president.

As I replied on Twitter, Chuck Todd lives in a world where the MSM has First Amendment rights, but President Trump does not. Ironically, he and his ilk delegitimized themselves.