Kaepernick Sacks Himself

MelP brought this beautiful story to my attention yesterday, and it may the the only real joy I’ve had since getting sick. NFL part-time scrub quarterback and full-time social justice warrior Colin Kaepernick filed a collusion grievance against the NFL, claiming every NFL team conspired to not sign the free agent, even though the man is thoroughly unqualified for a starting position.

COLIN Kaepernick delivered a salvo Sunday that will effectively end his NFL career. Desperation and frustration might have prompted his collusion grievance against the league stemming from his continued unemployment, but this much is clear: The polarizing quarterback will never take another snap under center again.

Kaepernick’s transition from signal caller to social justice advocate is now complete. His NFL life is over.

As awesome as the above sweet caramel outer layer is, the delicious vanilla creme filling is below.

Proving collusion, however, will be a Herculean task for Team Kaepernick absent hard evidence. Although there are clear provisions in the Collective Bargaining Agreement prohibiting clubs from working in concert to conspire against players, what are the chances of Kaepernick’s attorney unearthing a smoking gun (texts, emails, etc.) implicating owners in that regard?

More than one story I read stated Kaepernick’s case is nearly impossible to prove, and if this imbecile had any hard evidence, the suit would have been brought before this point. Kaepernick’s only evidence is he wants to play in the NFL, so that should be enough to pay him millions of dollars to fail miserably.

Kaepernick’s antics caused the end of his career, and is quickly causing the end of the NFL as we know it. I am actually uncertain which fate makes me giggle more.


He Has Plenty Of Time To Kneel Now

My oldest son Kyle has never expressed much interest in atending college. He’s going through the motions, taking his PSATs, etc., but he would be perfectly fine going to a trade school.

If Kyle does decide to go to college, I will gladly send him to Albright.

A football player at Division III Albright College in Reading has been dismissed from the team after taking a knee during the National Anthem on Saturday.

One player, 19-year-old Gyree Durante, went down on one knee during the National Anthem. According to school officials, the freshman quarterback didn’t tell anyone his plan to kneel.

In a statement, the school says Durante was dismissed for his decision to not support team unity.

This may be the best story I have read all year. Great job, Albright! And Gyree, if that is your real name, feel free to kneel during your shift at the local McDonald’s. Douche.

Speaking of douches, cheerleaders from a Georgia college took a knee during a game. Cheerleaders? No one goes to a football game for the cheerleaders, you stupid bints. Just stand, jump up and down, and shut your dicktraps.

Everything’s A Problem

Every day in 21st century America is another day closer to its doom.

Earlier this month, 41-year-old Robert Pattison went to introduce himself to his fellow firefighters at Engine 55 at Joy and Southfield in Detroit. Second Battalion Chief Shawn McCarty calls it a tradition for firefighters.

“It’s not mandatory, it’s voluntary,” he says. “You come in bearing gifts. The usual gift is doughnuts, but you are allowed to bring whatever you want to bring in.”

And Pattison, a probationary firefighter, decided to bring a watermelon wrapped in a pink ribbon. We’re told some African-American firefighters were instantly offended, since 90 percent of the people who work at Engine 55 are black.

“When you get your first detail at a firehouse you pretty much know what you are getting yourself into,” says Patrick Trout. “It was probably a bad call.”

FOX 2: “Is it racially insensitive to bring a watermelon into a fire house?” “To some people,” McCarty says.

The knee-jerk reaction here is to automatically declare this a racist move by the firefighter. Think about this for a second. A man busts his ass to get through the fire academy. He lands his dream job, and wants to impress his coworkers on his first day. So after spending all that time, money, and effort, this guy is going to purposely anger his squadmates; the people who may someday have his life in their hands?


Look at the size of that watermelon. It’s large enough to feed an army of firefighters, and it’s topped with a bow. Firefighters and police officers do not run on separate paths. Camaraderie is paramount for a good working relationship, and there is no way anyone can convince me Pattison did this because he’s a racist. To believe that you must believe he made a conscious decision to apply to the fire department and spend months working through the fire academy, only to throw that all away for a racist prank.

No. F**king. Way.

The only thing Pattison is guilty of, in my opinion, is not finding out the racial makeup of his new station – which, sadly, employees need to do in 21st century America.

The NFL Is In Bed With George Soros

Despicable billionaire and Nazi sympathizer George Soros’s leftist activist organization has been the recipient of thousands of dollars from the NFL Player’s Association.

Tax documents released by 2ndVote show the NFLPA donated $5,000 in 2015 to the Center for Community Change Action, a group active in the anti-Trump resistance and bankrolled by a host of liberal foundations, including top Democratic donor George Soros’s Foundation for Open Society.

A member of the AFL-CIO, the NFLPA also contributed in 2013 and 2015 to Working America, the AFL-CIO’s community affiliate, which Open Secrets said spent $1 million in 2016 to defeat Mr. Trump. Working America has since mobilized against the Republican tax-cut framework, denouncing it as the “Trump tax scam.”

The NFLPA contributed $5,000 in 2014 to Jobs with Justice, another pro-union group backed by Mr. Soros, and $5,000 in 2013 to the progressive Los Angeles Alliance for a New Economy.

The NFL Player’s Association, and the NFL as a whole, is riddles with leftists. Most of these millionaires despise conservatives and the values for which they stand. The NFLPA is actively working with the world’s most despicable fascist, and they are both working against America’s interests.

I have been doing my best not to mention this disgusting sports organization, but the story needed to be posted.

Your Fifteen Minutes Are Up, Pendeja

Despicable San Juan Mayor Carmen Yulín Cruz appeared on Univision this week wearing a shirt which read “Nasty” across the front. It was yet another shot at President Trump for his inaction on Puerto Rico; inaction everyone else claims is false except this bint.

San Juan Mayor Carmen Yulín Cruz, who had previously said her criticisms of the federal government’s handling of Hurricane Maria relief were about saving lives and “not about politics,” took a shot at President Donald Trump by wearing a shirt that read “NASTY” on it during a Univision interview.

When asked by host Jorge Ramos what the significance of her “nasty” shirt was, the mayor said it was a reference to Trump referring to her as a “nasty mayor.” The interview was posted Wednesday to Univision’s AlPunto Twitter account.

When Trump visited Puerto Rico, she told him, “Sir, it’s all about saving lives. It’s not about politics.”

This woman is a piece of garbage. She rips the president before he arrives in Puerto Rico, then kisses his ass, then rips him again after he leaves. Listen you cowardly little c-word, if you have a beef with the president, tell him directly instead of being such a rancid, seeping pussy.

Basketball Players: Nature’s D Students

As the NFL crawls its way to yet another weekend of “We hate America” protests, other athletes have stepped up to support their heroes in helmets. The most prominent being Lebron James off the NBA’s Cleveland Cavaliers.

James felt it appropriate to lecture us on our voting mistakes, and take heart in the knowledge he forgives us for our idiocy.

Showing solidarity with the social justice cause celebre of athletes kneeling during the national anthem, James hit President Trump on Twitter over the weekend for lambasting the protests and calling for boycotts against the NFL. However, his rhetoric against the President went a particularly ill-advised direction when he trashed his supporters during a press conference on Monday.

“No matter whether you voted for him or not, you may have made a mistake and that’s OK, if you voted for him. It’s OK. I’ve done things for my daughter and realized I shouldn’t have gave my daughter that many damn Skittles. Maybe I shouldn’t have done that,” he said.

“At the end of the day, I don’t think a lot of people was educated,” he said. “And I think that’s one of the biggest problems that we have. When it becomes vote time, people are just not educated on either the individual or what’s going on in the state of the world right now. … I don’t think a lot of people are educated and they make choices and say things that are uneducated.”

You could probably tell by his remarks, but Lebron James did not go to college – not that college is the be and all of intelligence. Unfortunately, James also never learned to tie his shoes, feed himself, or disregard his own feces. One would think a professional sports league would send out an ambassador who could speak in complete, coherent sentences. I guess that was too much to ask from the NBA.

Below the fold is a brilliant analysis of James’ comments, found by RedneckGeezer…

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The NFL Is Doubling Down On Stupid

Four NFL players – two from the Eagles – submitted a memo to the league offices demanding November be “activism awareness month.” See if you can guess who will be the target of the activism?

Four NFL players submitted a 10-page memo to the league’s top officials asking for “overt league support” and a month of anti-police activism.

The 10-page memo was obtained by Yahoo Sports and was endorsed by Seattle Seahawks’ Michael Bennett, Philadelphia Eagles’ Malcolm Jenkins, Eagles’ Torrey Smith and former NFL player Anquan Boldin. The memo was sent to NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell and executive vice president of football operations Troy Vincent.

Bennett has sat during the national anthem during games and raises a fist on the field after making plays in protest of the police.

Bennett does this Black Power bullshit in front of dozens of police officers, who volunteer to work their days off to keep these thugs safe on game day.

The memo asks for the league to make the month of November as “activism awareness month” such as the league does with breast cancer. The memo also blames police for the shooting of Trayvon Martin, who was shot and killed in 2012 by neighborhood watch volunteer George Zimmerman, not the police.

“Since 2016, police have shot over 300 men and women in this country. Some of the names and stories are familiar—Jordan Edwards, Trayvon Martin, Alton Sterling, but hundreds of others are not,” the memo says. Alton Sterling was shot by police while trying to draw his gun during a struggle with officers. The officer who shot Jordan Edwards was fired and indicted.

You know, if you are going to agitate for activism, the least you could do is get your facts right. Then again, when have football players ever let facts get in the way of a good diatribe?

Personally, I hope the league allows this movement. It would surely hasten the NFL’s slow, painful death.

Boycott The NFL

Far be it for me to suggest how someone lives their life – because really, I’m a nobody (less than a nobody) – but after this week’s National Anthem protests, I cannot in good conscience watch, listen to, or otherwise support the National Football League.

The Pittsburgh Steelers will remain in their locker room during the National Anthem ahead of their game Sunday against the Chicago Bears.

To be clear, I have not watched the NFL since 2015, but I’m at a point now where I am tossing anything NFL in the dumpster. The quote The Dark Knight Rises, the league has my permission to die.

The Steelers players made the decision following a meeting with head coach Mike Tomlin. The team will hold a “ceremonial unification” in the locker room during the Anthem. Numerous players for the Jacksonville Jaguars and Baltimore Ravens kneeled during the Anthem prior to their came at Wembley Stadium in London.

The Jaguars and Ravens took a knee during the National Anthem, then stood for God Save the Queen. Buffalo Bills running back LeSean McCoy – the same clown who “allegedly” assaulted Philadelphia police officers in 2016 – sat down and stretched during the Anthem. Many players, including some from the Eagles, raised their fists in a Black Power salute. F**k them all.

My great uncle survived Pearl Harbor. My father was a Philadelphia firefighter. I was raised, correctly, to believe America was the greatest country in the world. I was raised to respect this country and its traditions. As a college graduate, I had many career choices, but I decided to become a police officer to serve my city and its citizens. I swore an oath to the Constitution to uphold the law. I love this country, and the stars and stripes flies on our flagpole daily.

What these billionaires are doing wounds me to the core, and I will do everything in my power to ensure the NFL will not see another dime. It is my sincere hope the NFL suffers mightily for this, and the fans abandon them in droves. /rant.

UPDATE: Disregard my comment below about the Cowboys. Jerry Jones and the team took a knee tonight. F them all. Oh, and the lone Steeler who stood for the Anthem apologized for doing so today, claiming he felt “embarrassed” to be standing… for the National Anthem!

The real solution to this problem can be found below the fold…

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Phone Goof

There has been a prevailing population problem in Europe for the last few decades. The majority of couples in Western Europe are either bearing a solo child or foregoing having children altogether.

France’s uber-liberal president Emmanuel Macron is doing nothing to stem this tide.

Wolf-whistling is set to be banned in France as the government declares war on men hassling women in public. Under new plans bugging women for their telephone numbers and following them could also be prohibited.

The crackdown comes after surveys show virtually all French women have been harassed on public transport, in the street or elsewhere at some time.

France’s new leader, President Emmanuel Macron, has pledged to end this during his election campaign this year.

Yes, by all means, don’t end the flood of immigrants or the daily Islamic terror attacks; concentrate on criminalizing men who ask women out, âne.

Their Mania Is Not Appealing

Leaders from the fraternities and sororities of the University of Mississippi met for team-building exercises last weekend. During the retreat, the participants were triggered after finding a banana peel in a tree.

This weekend, leaders from Ole Miss Greek life convened upon Camp Hopewell in Lafayette County for a three-day retreat designed to build leaders and bring campus closer together. The retreat was cut short Saturday night, however, after three black students found a banana peel in a tree in front of one of the camp’s cabins.

Oh my god, what a despicable thing to do! Don’t people realize bananas are the most offensive fruit this side of Harvey Fierstein? The retreat was immediately canceled, the snowflakes’ parents were notified, and tears flowed like the mighty Mississippi.

What could possibly be the explanation for this, America’s greatest hate crime?

The students shared what they found with National Pan-Hellenic Council leaders, sparking a day’s worth of camp-wide conversation surrounding symbolism, intended or not. In the midst of the open and sometimes heated discussion, senior accounting major Ryan Swanson said he put the banana peel in the tree when he could not find a trashcan nearby. (H/TEasily Lost)

So all this hysterical pearl clutching is just an overreaction to a big nothingburger? Color me surprised. That said, I am sure Mr. Swanson will be immediately expelled, fined, and criminally charged.