The Atlanta Knaves

The proprietor of an Atlanta gym has turned the heads of the business world after introducing a policy which will insure the financial security of his company for years to come.

Jim Chambers, the owner of EAV Barbell club, put a sign on the door of his gym that explicitly asked police officers not to work out there.

“Do whatever the f— you want, correctly, except crossfit cultism. No f—–g cops.”

Chambers has removed the sign from the door, but only because he regrets using profanities. He still says police officers are not welcome in his gym, nor are active military members. He said that many of the people who frequent the gym are minorities, who are uncomfortable around police officers and military members.

The no cop policy is ignorant, but I’m used to policies like these. What really grinds my gears is the discrimination against service personnel. That, my friends, is a dick move.

The Atlanta Police Department told WXIA that the policy would not prevent them from responding to an emergency at the gym. In turn, Chambers said he would allow the police to search his premises if they obtained a warrant.

Of course it wouldn’t, because most police officers are responsible professionals. The officers might not exactly run red lights while responding to that robbery/burglary/theft, though…

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Potter-y Yarn

J.K. Rowling is an acclaimed fiction writer. Sadly, Rowling’s prowess in storytelling extends far beyond the Harry Potter universe.

Author JK Rowling claimed on Twitter that President Donald Trump avoided a wheelchair-bound boy, but unedited video proves that he did shake the boy’s hand.

Trump met with a group of “victims of Obamacare” on July 24 shortly before giving a press conference about health care reform. The victims stood on the stage behind Trump as he gave his speech.

According to the “Harry Potter” author and a conveniently edited video, as Trump was taking the stage he avoided shaking the hand of a young boy in a wheelchair.

Not only did Trump not ignore the boy – whose name is Montgomery “Monty” Weer – but he also approached Monty first. On top of that, this was not Monty’s first time at the White House. First Lady Melania Trump hosted Monty and his family the previous day…

The “smoking gun” video evidence Rowling shared on July 28th was debunked almost immediately, but the stalwart leftist has yet to admit her mistake outright lie.

Wow, That’s Mighty White Of Her

Meet Kimberlee Archie.

Kimberlee is the new “equity and inclusion manager” for Asheville, NC, and if you think that title is complete bullshit, you ain’t seen nothing yet.

Asheville North Carolina hired their first equity and inclusion manager, Kimberlee Archie, to root out so-called institutional racism by giving minorities the jobs. What they are really doing is not hiring whites, especially white men, in what some call reverse racism or just racism.

African-Americans make up the city’s largest minority group and they want them to make up the same number in government – union – jobs, regardless of ability or merit. It will give blacks more supremacy and they will be loyal leftists. If there aren’t enough blacks in the jobs, they will hire them regardless of ability, talent, experience, and intelligence. It’s affirmative action on speed.

This woman, trained in social welfare, will make $80,000 a year to eliminate better-qualified whites. Funding for the equity program is $136,000 this fiscal year.

Some people have commented that this is “reverse racism.” That phrase has always annoyed me because racism is racism; there are no qualifiers for the different races affected. Many major cities -most of them leftist in nature – have promoted programs like these for years. I have no problem with a more diverse workforce, IF the candidates are qualified for the job.

Otherwise, it’s just affirmative action with a less-offensive title.

Sidewalk Squawk

Meet Greg Howard, a “journalist” at the New York Times.

To be hired by the nation’s most notorious fake newspaper, Greg had to be down with all the acceptable policy positions – conservatives are evil, free health care is a right, and of course, white people are racist.

In a Wednesday essay titled “Was That Racist,” reporter Greg Howard singled out white women for forcing him “off the sidewalk completely” when walking toward him, not allowing a straight path.

“In seven years of living and walking here, I’ve found that most people walk courteously — but that white women, at least when I’m in their path, do not.”

“After these encounters, I’m always left with questions. Why only and specifically white women? Do they refuse to acknowledge me because they’ve been taught that they should fear black men, and that any acknowledgment of black men can invite danger? Do they refuse to acknowledge me because to alter their route would be to show their fear? Do they not see me? Can they not see me?” he asks in the essay.

Ironic how this clown asks if ALL white women are taught to fear black men, immediately after lumping ALL white women with the “racist” tag. For my part, this never happens to me; as a white male, white women curtsey as I walk past. It’s pretty sweet.

Strife Is Good

New England Patriots head coach Bill Belichick is an arrogant blowhard who gets pleasure out of sticking it to the NFL. He also happens to be (arguably) the greatest football coach of all time, and couldn’t care less what others think of him.

Stories like this are why I revere the man.

The New England Patriot’s coach was spotted wearing a green shirt with stick figure drawings of a soldier and, what appears to be, a terrorist. The drawing showed the turban wearing terrorist being attacked by a dog while the soldier stood with his rifle.

The terrorist’s eyes were marked with “x’s,” which is the cartoon symbol for death, with the caption “life is great.”

Naturally, the pro-terrorist snowflakes were up in arms over this obvious crime against humanity, so much so Twitter’s resident race-baiter had to open his pie hole about it.

Activist Tariq Nasheed, who finds a way to relate everything to being anti-black, thought it resembled dogs attacking black men. Then again, he thought a blue vest in the “War For the Planet of the Apes” movie was mocking Black Lives Matter.

Well Tariq, if that is your real name, literally no one gives a rat’s ass what you think, let alone Belichick. May I suggest you concentrate on the real paramount issues, like why is “Where’s Waldo?” not a man of color?

Seattle Whew!

A Seattle, Washington city councilman with ties to the Black Panthers is claiming power-washing the feces and urine-covered sidewalks outside the courthouse is – get this – racist.

The crime and smell of urine and excrement have gotten so bad outside a King County courthouse that two judges are scrambling to find ways to fix the situation.

Seattle councilmember Larry Gossett isn’t a fan of one solution to power wash the feces from the sidewalks to tamp down on the smell. Power washing the sidewalks is too reminiscent of civil rights activists being hosed down, he said.

I have literally no response to that.

Slovenian Heiled For His German Parody

A Slovenian comedian has created a musical parody involving German Uberfrau Angela Merkel and the Islamist invasion refugee crisis.

Klemen Slakonja plays the German chancellor in the YouTube video, along with a cast of dozens. Merkel dances with the German national soccer team as well as with “refugees” made up to resemble zombies. Adolf Hitler and Trump make brief cameo appearances.

“Refugees coming to Europe … don’t have the opportunities that they should get, so they are like the living dead here,” Slakonja explained to Reuters.

Excuse me, sir, but what the f**k are you talking about? Merkel has bent over backwards for her Islamic overlords, while simultaneously ignoring their crimes and threatening citizens who dare speak out against them.

Oh, and for the record, I honestly don’t care that much about the play; I just think women in dirndls are crazy stupid hot.

The Unbearable Smugness Of Being

David Brooks is a “conservative commentator” for the failing New York Times. I place that title in quotes because Brooks is about as conservative as John McCain and Susan Collins. Brooks’ columns are filled with arrogant, patronizing claptrap send to the unwashed masses from on high.

His latest piece is no different.

David Brooks, 55, was made fun of for his column Tuesday titled, ‘How We Are Ruining America’. In his piece, Brooks used his restaurant story as an example of the informal social barrier that directs people away from opportunities enjoyed by upper-middle-class culture.

‘Recently I took a friend with only a high school degree to lunch. Insensitively, I led her into a gourmet sandwich shop,’ the piece read. ‘Suddenly I saw her face freeze up as she was confronted with sandwiches named “Padrino” and “Pomodoro” and ingredients like soppressata, capicollo and a striata baguette.

King David begrudgingly escorted his unintelligent, non-male friend to a Mexican restaurant frequented by the commoners, and ordered a simple meal for a simple person.

Pope Or A Dope?

Pope Francis, arguably the most leftist pontiff in history, is now screeching that the United States had a distorted vision of the world.

Pope Francis told the Italian newspaper La Repubblica on Thursday that the United States of America—and Russia, China, North Korea and Bashar al Assad’s Syria—have “a distorted vision of the world.”

“I am afraid there are very dangerous alliances between powers who have a distorted view of the world: America and Russia, China and North Korea, Russia and Assad in the war in Syria,” the pope said. “The danger concerns immigration,” the pope continued to La Repubblica. “Our main and unfortunately growing problem in the world today is that of the poor, the weak, the excluded, which includes migrants.”

I’m sure he meant to say “terrorists,” but whatever. The United States of America values freedom, but it also values the rule of law. We don’t simply take in every wretched soul who lands on our soil, especially in the age of Islamic terror. Maybe self-preservation is an instinct Pope Francis does not possess, but it is one very important to the citizens of this country.

Clark Fable

A Missouri newspaper columnist recounted his harrowing tale of racist, white police officers for conducting an illegal stop of his vehicle.

Boone County Sheriff Dwayne Carey has refuted a June 30 opinion column by longtime Columbia Daily Tribune columnist Bill Clark, who was stopped 10 days earlier for failing to use his turn signal. Clark, an 84-year-old white man, suggested he might’ve been pulled over because of his “liberal bumper stickers,” an obvious sign of an “aging hippie with a weed habit,” he claimed.

Clark, who claimed he received a “good dose of arrogance” during the stop, said he understands how someone could lose respect for cops after the stop, saying his life “seemed to be in danger” during the interaction with two deputies.

Sadly, Mr. Clark was unfamiliar with this new-fangled invention called a dashcam.

But a review of dashcam video told a different story, according to Carey, who contacted the newspaper’s managing editor, Charles Westmoreland, to disagree with Clark’s version of events. Carey also released the 11-minute video and penned an 1,800-word response to Clark’s column, blasting it as “sensationalism” and disputed the claims of “arrogance” on behalf of the deputies.

“In his column he indicates, ‘I’m lucky I didn’t get shot,’” Carey wrote. “There is never a weapon drawn, the deputies don’t take a position of cover, there are no loud verbal commands, no panic or anything else for that matter by the deputies. Would you agree this is sensationalism at its best? I say yes!”

The video is posted at the link, and it’s rather damning. In no way were these deputies arrogant, violent, or even intimidating. In fact, Clark is the one raising his voice and giving the officers a hard time. There is, however, a silver lining…

Meanwhile, the newspaper’s managing editor said Clark has been suspended indefinitely and his column won’t appear again until further review.

Excellent. People like Bill Clark need to be exposed as liars, publicly shunned, and have their Ensure spiked with ipecac syrup.

UPDATE: Clark’s original fake news article can be found here.