Ann Of Mean Labels

In a truly pathetic move, conservative pundit Ann Coulter canceled today’s speech, which was to be held at UC Berkely, claiming her supporters at the liberal indoctrination camp lost their spines. Now conservatives are planning a rally/march for free speech. Guess how the media is covering this event?

Following the cancellation of the Ann Coulter speech at University of California, Berkeley, far-right supporters plan to hold a rally Thursday to denounce what they claim is the attempted silencing of their conservative views, stoking fears of another violent encounter with far-left groups.

UC Police said it was preparing for violence Thursday between militant factions on both sides, even as the speech by the conservative firebrand Coulter was canceled over fears of violence.

Bullshit. The Berkeley violence has always been initiated by the snowflake protesters. The fact conservatives are fighting back does not make them a militant faction.

Gavin McInnes, founder of the pro-Trump “Proud Boys,” said he would fly to Berkeley to speak Thursday and was encouraging other alt-right forces to make a large appearance at the gathering, scheduled for 2:00 p.m. at Civic Center Park.

I’m not a McInnes expert, but labeling him a member of the “alt-right forces” is an intellectually dishonest endeavor. McInnes is a conservative – an outspoken one – but lumping him with the alleged “alt-right” Nazis and white supremacists is simply more bullshit.

Sadly, that is what’s become of the media in this country. Anyone who disagrees with their ideology is a Nazi, a bigot, or an “alt-right” fascist.

The Mirror Has Dog Faces

Vanity Fair published an interesting piece about America’s Sweetheart Chelsea Clinton. What makes the article interesting is its lack of puffiness; the author is not impressed with the new, outspoken Chelsea Clinton. Nor am I.

Amid investigations into Russian election interference, perhaps we ought to consider whether the Kremlin, to hurt Democrats, helped put Chelsea Clinton on the cover of Variety. Or maybe superstition explains it. Like tribesmen laying out a sacrifice to placate King Kong, news outlets continue to make offerings to the Clinton gods. In The New York Times alone, Chelsea has starred in multiple features over the past few months: for her tweeting (it’s become “feisty”), for her upcoming book (to be titled She Persisted), and her reading habits. The puff pieces in other outlets—Elle, People, etc.—are too numerous to count.

Every liberal media outlet in the nation is trying to make Chelsea “a thing” now, and I am absolutely perplexed as to why. Chelsea has less charisma than her mother, but a much larger entitlement attitude.

Chelsea, people were quietly starting to observe, had a tendency to talk a lot, and at length, not least about Chelsea. But you couldn’t interrupt, not even if you’re on TV at NBC, where she was earning $600,000 a year at the time. “When you are with Chelsea, you really need to allow her to finish,” one of Clinton’s segment producers at NBC, told Vogue. “She’s not used to being interrupted that way.”

Sounds perfect for a dating profile: I speak at length, and you really need to let me finish. I’m not used to interruptions.

In short, she is the (literal) spitting image of her mother; which is exactly what America needs at its helm right now, amirite?

You can read the complete article at the link. I’d recommend it, if only because T.A. Frank was most likely fired, drawn, and quartered moments after filing the article.

It’s Funny When It Happens To Them

Feminist attorney Gloria Allred is allegedly being investigated by the California Bar, probably for holding insipid press conferences with aggrieved gold diggers victims.

Civil rights attorney Gloria Allred is facing a preliminary investigation by the California State Bar, one of her former clients said.

Kyle Hunter, a television weather reporter, said in a written statement he has been “notified by The State Bar of California that they are investigating Ms. Allred.” Hunter hired Allred to represent him in a failed discrimination lawsuit against CBS in which he accused the network of passing him over for jobs and instead hiring reporters “cut from the same blond, attractive, buxom mold.”

Pfft, you say that like it’s a bad thing.

Hunter said he is providing his “complete cooperation” to the State Bar and “will continue to do so.”

Hunter [said] he felt betrayed by Allred when he found out that she had negotiated an untitled television series with CBS based on her life at the same time she was representing Hunter in his lawsuit against CBS Broadcasting, but never told him about the deal.

Was that wrong? Was she not supposed to do that? I mean, seriously, what good is it to sue a major television company if you can’t get a little slice of the pie?

Blue Steele

Just when I think I cannot hate the libtards at ESPN more, boom, they totally redeem themselves!

On Monday night, just minutes after the tip of the NCAA basketball title game, the People’s Republic of MSESPN tried to sneak in a new policy on politics. It was textbook MSESPN, claim objectivity while actually allowing its talent in the opinion business to double down on left wing politics. And, of course, the new policy was released under the cover of night while the vast majority of sports fans were just settling down to watch North Carolina and Gonzaga.

Guess which political ideology is permitted and which is not?

The next day MSESPN did what MSESPN does – it replaced a prominent conservative voice, Sage Steele, with a prominent liberal voice, Michelle Beadle. You’ll recall that Beadle has spent much of the past several months on Twitter denigrating Donald Trump and those who voted for him. If Beadle had Tweeted the same things about Barack Obama and his voters, she’d be fired. But say it about Trump and his voters and at MSESPN this is cause for promotion.

This is why ESPN is hemorrhaging viewers, and this is also why their ratings have taken a nosedive. You’d think someone there would have connected the dots by now.

The only time ESPN receives my viewership is during college lacrosse games or MLS soccer games. Neither are broadcast regularly. During period changes or halftime, I channel surf because I refuse to give ESPN one second more of my time than is necessary.

Go Chuck Yourself

In case you wondered what politicians were really like when they’re away from the Beltway, fear not: Senator Chuck Schumer is as big a bitter, pompous a-hole in Hew York as he is in Washington, D.C.

Schumer was dining with friends when he encountered Joseph A. Califano Jr. — the former US secretary of health, education and welfare under Jimmy Carter and domestic policy adviser to Lyndon B. Johnson — and his wife, Hilary, who were having a quiet dinner.

Onlookers said Schumer was incensed that Hilary had voted for Trump, even though her husband, Joseph, is a well-known Democrat.

One witness said of the restaurant rant, “They are a highly respected couple, and Schumer made a scene, yelling, ‘She voted for Trump!’ The Califanos left the restaurant, but Schumer followed them outside.” On the sidewalk, Schumer carried on with his fantastical filibuster: “ ‘How could you vote for Trump? He’s a liar!’ He kept repeating, ‘He’s a liar!’ ”

You stay classy, senator. I guess Amy Schumer gets her stunning good looks, healthy sense of humor, and fantastic wit from Uncle Chucky. /sarc

So Much For That “Privilege”

A middle school in Los Angeles is facing budget cuts because, get this, there are too many white kids enrolled at the school. To quote John McClane, “F**king California.”

Outrage has grown at Walter Reed Middle School in North Hollywood, as the school faces layoffs and increased class sizes due to a law limiting funds for schools with a higher white student body.

The Los Angeles Unified School District provides more funding for schools where the white population is below 30 percent.

In a letter to parents, the district noted the highly regarded middle school had been above the percentage for the past couple years. The racial formula was a condition imposed by court decisions dealing with desegregation in the 1970s.

Is every American public school system certifiably insane? Naturally, most people in Los Angeles will blame the white students for this nonsense, instead of the idiotic school district.

You Deserve A Snake Today

McDonald’s verified corporate Twitter account sent out a despicable tweet attacking President Donald Trump yesterday, cementing itself in the annals of businesses I boycott.

McDonald’s Corp (MCD.N) quickly deleted a tweet sent from the company’s handle slamming U.S. President Donald Trump on Thursday and said its official Twitter account had been compromised.

The tweet, which was copied and shared widely before being deleted, came a day after the Twitter accounts of a number of major news organizations, chief executives, government agencies and other high-profile users were hijacked.

“Twitter notified us that our account was compromised. We deleted the tweet, secured our account and are now investigating this,” McDonald’s spokeswoman Terri Hickey said in a statement.

Every single time some liberal – or liberal organization – gets backlash from a despicable tweet, they immediately claim they were hacked. Funny, not one of my 900+ followers have ever claimed their Twitter accounts have been hacked. Not one.

The tweet sent from @McDonaldsCorp on Thursday morning read: “@realdonaldtrump You are actually a disgusting excuse of a President and we would love to have @BarackObama back, also you have tiny hands.”

Former Obama Press Secretary Robert Gibbs is now the head of corporate relations at McDonald’s. Of course, a former Obama lackey wouldn’t have an ax to grind against Donald Trump, amirite?

Oh, and by the way, nowhere in McDonald’s explanatory tweet is an apology, so take that for what it is.

So, How Does That Foot Taste?

I realize this story is from yesterday, but the good news is this post can be read at a discount, just like day-old doughnuts. MSNBC newsman Rachel Maddow teased a blockbuster story on Twitter Tuesday, claiming “We’ve got Trump tax returns. Tonight, 9pm ET. MSNBC. (Seriously).”

Huge, right? Well he certainly thought so.

On her Tuesday show, Rachel Maddow teased a scoop: She had Donald Trump’s 2005 tax returns. It was the first time his federal returns would be released.

So this dude purposely misled his audience by implying he scored Trump’s 2016 tax returns. He also came into possession of someone else’s tax forms, which is a felony.

Anyway, when she finally revealed what was in the taxes, it was not a huge deal. Trump earned about $150 million in income in 2005, and paid $38 million in taxes, thanks to the alternative minimum tax, which he wants to kill.

This gives Trump an effective tax rate of about 24 percent, which Johnston pointed out was roughly equal to what he and his wife, who are an upper middle class couple, pay. And, sure, for a billionaire, you can argue that he should pay more in taxes. But, $38 million is a big number. As is $150 million in income.

During the 2016 election, Hillary Clinton continually argued Trump did not pay any taxes, and demanded Trump’s tax forms be disseminated to the public. The MSM, ever the Democrat ladogs, followed suit.

Now Maddow got his grubby little hands on the president’s tax forms – which again, is a felony – and the only thing we learned is 1. Trump does indeed pay taxes, and 2. Trump also taxed at a higher rate than MSNBC, Mitt Romney, Bernie Sanders, and Barack Obama.

Fantastic scoop, man. Bravo.

Here’s Your Sign

A professor at Gallaudet University believes curing deafness would be akin to cultural genocide. You know, just like when Hitler tried to cure deafness.

A professor at America’s premier college for deaf students has now proposed that curing deafness is a form of “cultural genocide” because deaf people who can hear would stop using sign language.

Gene therapy to treat/cure deafness in children is thus ethically wrong because it will limit the number of deaf people who can communicate with sign language.

Oh for shit’s sake. Maybe I’m just a cockeyed optimist, I don’t expect sign language to be banned anytime soon. Furthermore, anyone on Earth can learn sign language at any time. In effect, sign language, like Hillary Clinton, is never going away.

The professor, Teresa Blankmeyer Burke of the philosophy and religion faculty at Gallaudet University in Washington, D.C., espoused her theory of “cultural genocide” earlier this month at Impact Ethics, a website covering bioethical issues.

“The argument goes like this: the use of gene therapy to cure hereditary deafness would result in smaller numbers of deaf children. This, in turn, would reduce the critical mass of signing Deaf people needed for a flourishing community, ultimately resulting in the demise of the community,” Burke explains.

First of all, I am always wary of women who have two last names. They might as well come out and say, “I’m a privileged liberal snowflake, and I do not conform to your male chauvinist demands!” Second, the decision to treat/cure deafness should be made by the individual, not some pissflap who never leaves her safe space. Finally Ms. Blankmeyer Burke, get your bitch ass in the kitchen and make me some pie!

The Yellow Throes Of Texas

A Texas state representative is filing a bill which would penalize – heh, heh, “penal” – men for excessive masturbation. Well, there’s another state I can never visit.

Texas State Rep. Jessica Farrar, (D-Houston,) filed a bill Friday that would penalize men for “unregulated masturbatory emissions.”

The satirical House Bill 4260 would encourage men to remain “fully abstinent” and only allow the “occasional masturbatory emissions inside health care and medical facilities,” which are described in the legislation as the best way to ensure men’s health.

Yes, the bill is meant to be satirical, but make no mistake; Farrar is a tin foil hat-wearing moonbat…

Farrar said she created the bill after feeling fed up with the various legislative bills introduced by men addressing women’s healthcare.

“A lot of people find the bill funny,” Farrar said in a phone interview. “What’s not funny are the obstacles that Texas women face every day, that were placed there by legislatures making it very difficult for them to access healthcare.”

Personally, I think Farrar has teh sadz because no man in their right mind would pleasure themselves to her image. I mean… yikes!