Ride Into The Noisy Zone…

Ah Delaware, don’t you ever change.

The Dover, Delaware Police Department has been getting calls from residents… complaining about the jet noise… emanating from Dover Air Force Base.

People call the police about the darnedest things. For example, cops in rural Maine have to pull cars out of ditches every first snowfall of the season despite Maine being one of the most snowy states on the East Coast. Likewise, police in Dover, Delaware still get calls about jet noise despite Dover being home to the military’s largest airport.

“You live in Dover … there’s an Air Force Base here,” wrote the Dover Police Department in a Facebook post on Thursday which was later shared by the popular Facebook page Air Force amn/nco/snco.

My home is two blocks from a small airport in Philadelphia. Lear jets, small planes, helicopters, and the occasional Osprey fly right over our house, all day, every day. We knew that when we purchased the house, and while it’s sometimes annoying, we never called the police about it.

“We can’t believe we have to say this, but please do not call the police department or 911 about the jet noise” from the air show, the police department wrote. “It is a complete waste of our resources and you are potentially putting people at risk who really need help.”

Agreed. Your insignificant noise pollution call could reroute officers to your home instead of to F. Joe Biden’s residence. Joe always needs help dressing himself, tying his loafers, and cleaning his shorts after he has another bowel accident.

We’re Going To Lose A Major War

A (now former) captain in the Louisiana National Guard was allowed “to retire” after he was court-martialed after allegedly “motorboating” a female subordinate after her promotion ceremony.

For the record, I cannot make judgment until I see what the victim looks like. Kidding, kidding.

A former Louisiana National Guard officer was allowed to retire after a general court-martial convicted him of charges stemming from “motorboating” a subordinate soldier during an informal promotion ceremony while deployed to Jordan in May 2021, Army Times has confirmed.

Capt. Billy Joe Crosby Jr., a logistics officer who was overseas with the 256th Infantry Brigade Combat Team during its recent deployment, was initially charged with abusive sexual contact and conduct unbecoming an officer. Crosby was the officer-in-charge of an outpost in Jordan.

The dude’s name is Billy Joe Crosby, Jr? Wow, it doesn’t get more Louisiana than that.

Maj. Jessica Rovero, a spokesperson for the command overseeing the trial, told Army Times in a statement that Crosby’s “behavior is not in line with the Army values.”

Wow, that’s rich. Is Rovero speaking about how transvestites are being celebrated in the armed forces? Is she talking about all those soldiers the army dismissed when they refused to take the jab? Are those the “Army values” you are promoting?

Russia Rejected Cease-Fire During Easter

Vladimir Putin and the rest of his Russian stooges rejected a cease-fire during the Eastern Orthodox holy week. The suggestion from the United Nations was to allow civilians to be evacuated from the war zone.

Russia rejected a temporary cease-fire in Ukraine that the United Nations secretary general requested for the purpose of civilian evacuation during the Eastern Orthodox Holy Week leading up to Easter. Russia’s deputy UN ambassador said the cease-fire request was not sincere and would only provide time to arm Ukrainian soldiers.

I am really starting to despise Russia, their dictator, and the people at large. When it’s Putin’s time to meet his Maker, I sincerely hope he has plenty to answer for.

Dmitry Polyanskiy, the deputy ambassador, told the Security Council Tuesday that the cease-fire requests were “insincere, and in practice they merely point to an aspiration to provide Kyiv nationalists breathing room to regroup and receive more drones, more antitank missiles and more MANPADS,” The New York Times reported. “MANPADS” refers to man-portable air-defense systems, smaller and more portable surface-to-air missiles.

“Kyiv nationalists.” You mean the citizens of Kyiv who are only trying to save their country after your pricks invaded their homeland? Go f**k yourself, Polyanskiy.

Whatever you think of this invasion, I believe the Soviets need to be put down like rabid dogs.

Russian Cruiser Severely Damaged

The Russian cruiser Moskva was severely damaged after Ukrainian forces fired Neptune missiles at the warship while it patrolled the Black Sea.

It is beginning to look like Putin bit off more than he can chew.

The Russian Navy’s Black Sea flagship has suffered major damage and the crew has abandoned the ship, state media said late Tuesday in reports following Ukrainian claims of hitting the ship with a missile strike.

Ukrainian officials claimed that shore-based anti-ship guided missiles hit Moskva which had been operating from the Black Sea Fleet’s headquarters in Sevastopol.

Nice ship you got there; would be a shame if something “happened” to it.

“It has been confirmed that the missile cruiser Moskva today went exactly where it was sent by our border guards on Snake Island!” Odesa governor Maksym Marchenko said in a Telegram message on Tuesday. “Neptune missiles guarding the Black Sea caused very serious damage to the Russian ship.”

There’s a lot of propaganda coming out of the Ukraine war, but the fact the Odesa governor is confirming the attack likely means the story it true. It’s arguably a Feel-Good Saturday post.

Ukraine Trolls Russian Communications

There is a lot of propaganda coming out of Russia and Ukraine, but this story seems absolutely on the level. The Ukrainians have been intercepting Russian communications because the Soviets apparently do not have enough encrypted radios.

One of the many surprising failures of Russia’s aggression force in Ukraine was in radio communications. There are stories about troops using commercial walkie-talkies and Ukrainians intercepting their frequencies.

This may not be as serious as the lack of modern tanks or missiles, but it helps explain why Russian forces seem to be poorly linked, falling victim to ambushes and losing so many troops, reportedly including seven generals. What is happening to Russian radios?

I think the problem is Russia isn’t Russia anymore. It’s a corrupt state led by a dictator who is seemingly more concerned with graft than with the country’s defense. Here’s the best part…

There were reports of frequencies used by Russian forces being bombarded with heavy-metal music or other transmission from Ukrainian operators, sometimes during fighting.

Epic. If the Ukraine wants some suggestions, Julia is a heavy metal aficionado.

Thanks, F. Joe Biden!

Just when you thought the world couldn’t get any worse, North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un launched an Intercontinental Ballistic Missile last week. The country has been testing missiles for a week or so, and why wouldn’t they? It’s not like the United States will stop them.

North Korea has tested a banned intercontinental ballistic missile (ICBM) for the first time since 2017, South Korea and Japan say.

Japanese officials said it flew 1,100 km (684 miles) and fell in Japanese waters after flying for over an hour. ICBMs, designed for nuclear arms delivery, could extend North Korea’s strike range as far as the US mainland.

The test is being seen as a major escalation by the North and has been condemned by its neighbours and the US.

It’s interesting how all the world’s bad actors started acting up the second President Trump was “defeated.” It’s almost as if they think F. Joe Biden is a joke.

Ukraine Gets A Win

Obviously, there is a lot of misinformation coming from both Russia and Ukraine, but this story appears to be genuine. That said, these facts may change.

One of Russia’s top generals was killed by a Ukrainian sniper yesterday. The death has been confirmed by the Russian media.

TWO more of Vladimir Putin’s top military chiefs have been killed after personally charging to the battlefield to rescue their stalled invasion.

As well as sniping General Andrei Sukhovetsky, it was tonight revealed Ukrainian soldiers have also picked off a Kremlin regional and a divisional commander.

The other two commanders have not yet been confirmed.

Western officials believe Russian top brass are exposing themselves on the frontline to spearhead drained and untrained rank-and-file troops.

One said: “That’s an indication of some degree of frustration and some degree of lack of progress – and they’re trying to impose their personality on the battlefield and putting themselves at personal risk.”

Unfortunately for the general, his personality is spilled all over Ukrainian soil.

I Mean, When You’ve Lost Sweden…

While Sweden has done their level best to be neutral during military conflicts the last few decades, the Russian invasion of Ukraine has changed their minds. Meet Swedish Prime Minister Magdalena Andersson. Andersson has announced her country will give military aid to Ukraine to support their fight against Putin.

Sweden will send military aid to Ukraine, including anti-tank weapons, helmets and body armour, Prime Minister Magdalena Andersson said on Sunday.

“Sweden is now proposing direct support for Ukraine’s armed forces. It includes 135,000 field rations, 5,000 helmets, 5,000 body shields and 5,000 anti-tank weapons” Andersson told a news conference.

The rations, helmets, and body shields are great, but the anti-tank weapons are what may make the most difference. It’s refreshing to see some countries defy Putin, especially those who wouldn’t do so.

Putin Makes His Move

You already know this, but Russian dictator Vladimir Putin has invaded Ukraine. Putin has launched missiles into Kyiv and sent attack helicopters and ground troops into the country. On top of that, Putin warned the western nations to not interfere, or there will be grave consequences.

Vladimir Putin has given a chilling warning to the West that an attempt to stop or interfere with Russia’s invasion of Ukraine would lead to “consequences never encountered in your history”.

What difference does that make? It’s not like the illegitimate president will stop him, nor will NATO.

The Russian president made an early morning address declaring that a special military operation would be launched in the east of Ukraine in separatist areas. But what immediately followed was a “wide-scale” assault on their Balkan neighbour with multiple missile attacks on the capital Kyiv as well as other cities across the country.

He said in the televised speech at 6am local time: “Whoever tries to hinder us, and even more so, to create threats to our country, to our people, should know that Russia’s response will be immediate. And it will lead you to such consequences that you have never encountered in your history.

F. Joe Biden will make a speech claiming he will apply sanctions on Russia, but that will be the end of it. It is funny, however, that he will not support the country which funneled millions of dollars to him and his drug addict son. Sorry Ukraine, you’re on your own.

P.S. – The Russians made a move on Snake Island in the Black Sea and demanded the thirteen soldiers there to surrender. The soldiers replied with, “Go f**k yourselves.” The Russians then bombarded the island, killing the Ukraine soldiers.

Not for nothing, but that’s badass.

Nothing To See Here, Move Along Peasants

Our good friend and ally Vladimir Putin has shipped Russian “peacekeepers” to Kazakhstan in order to help the Kazaks control their violent protests.

It has nothing to do with Putin’s plan to invade the former countries of the USSR.

Russia-led alliance troops arrived in Kazakhstan on Thursday after increasingly chaotic and violent protests rocked the nation for days and resulted in dozens of people killed and hundreds injured, according to authorities.

What could possibly go wrong?

The troops were deployed as part of a “peacekeeping” force from the Collective Security Treaty Organization, a Russia-led Eurasian military alliance akin to NATO. The CSTO, composed of Russia, Armenia, Belarus, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan and Tajikistan, announced early Thursday that units had arrived and would be conducting operations “stabilizing” the country and protecting “important state and military facilities.”

Yeah, the stabilization will occur when Russian troops land in Kazakhstan… and never leave.