Seven Shot In Fishtown Neighborhood

Saturday was another banner night for shootings in Philadelphia, where seven people were shot in the Fishtown section of the city. This is another part of the city where the idiot politicians think a few new stores and some condos will change a drug-infested area.

Philadelphia police are investigating a shooting in the city’s Fishtown section that left seven people wounded.

The shooting happened Friday around 8 p.m. on the 1000 block of North Delaware Avenue. Police say surveillance video shows a suspect opening fire at a group of people standing on the street.

Officials say four of the seven victims are currently listed in critical condition at various hospitals. The other three victims are currently listed in stable condition.

Police say the victims range from age seventeen to forty two.

We’re already at 114 homicides, and it’s not even April yet. No one cares about the murders in this city, because the politicians live far away from the worst, most violent sections of the city. Pathetic.

Speaking Of Sh*t Holes…

While the city of Philadelphia has already crossed the 100 mark for homicides, the fine, upright citizens of this town enjoy variety. Sure, they shoot people all the time, but the also stab people, run people down with their vehicles, on, and throw Molotov cocktails into day care centers.

Philadelphia police have arrested a man who allegedly threw a Molotov cocktail at a day care center Tuesday morning. The incident happened in the 2700 block of Germantown Avenue just after 9 a.m..

The device broke the window of the day care, but the fire did not reach the inside of the building. According to police, no children were inside the facility at the time.

There were no children in the location at the time, but this a-hole didn’t know that. This is what Philadelphia has become; a desolate wasteland consumed with violence.

The Gita Will Bring Your Pita

The Philadelphia International Airport – arguably the worst major airport in America – has hired a fleet of rolling robots to deliver food to passengers while they’re waiting for their ten-hour late flights while watching Brian Stelter on the TV.

People waiting at Philadelphia International Airport can now get food delivered to them, contact-free, thanks to a new robot. The droid is called a gita – pronounced jee-tah.

Then the gita uses Bluetooth to follow an airport AtYourGate representative through the airport, right to where the passenger is located in the airport.

The gita, which can carry up to 40 pounds, features a cargo bin to hold guests’ orders. Once the gita arrives, passengers can open the robot’s bin and remove the food order for themselves.

Since this is Philadelphia, there is a better than average chance the robot will draw a gun and take your money, jewelry, and your dignity before rolling away.

Soros DA Covers Up Wall Of Remembrance

Larry Krasner – the Soros bought-and-paid-for Philadelphia District Attorney – has covered up the DA’s Office Wall of Remembrance, which memorializes police officers killed in the line of duty.

In a move that’s sure to offend every cop in the city, District Attorney Larry Krasner’s office has covered up a “Wall of Remembrance” that features a couple dozen plaques honoring hero cops who died in the line of duty.

The Wall of Remembrance is located on the mezzanine level inside the Ray Harley Conference Room at the D.A.’s office at 3 S. Penn Square.

I’ve been to the conference room a few times, and the wall is beautiful and sobering. Not that you can see it anymore, because this particular district attorney is a cop-hating piece of garbage.

“A f**king disgrace,” said one cop. “Here’s what Krasner thinks of cops who have died in the line of duty,” texted another cop who sent along the photo at left. In the photo, the wall is covered with a backdrop that bears the repeated images of the DAO logo of the Philadelphia District Attorney’s Office.

We already knew that Larry Krasner hates cops. When he was a defense lawyer, he sued the police department 75 times. At his victory party, the crowd chanted “F**k the FOP.”

Disrespectful actions such as these are why I decided to retire. And it’s not just me; there are over 700 officers in the DROP Program. The department has an average of 20-30 officers leaving the job every month. Combine that with the mayor’s promised hiring freeze until 2023, and pretty soon this 5,500 person police department will soon be a 4.000 police department.

You think 500 homicides are bad? Imagine what the number will be in a year or two.

Hauling Parts

Philadelphia Police stopped a U-Haul rental truck after it was seen in a report of a burglary. Unfortunately, when officers checked the vehicle they found something more inside than stereos and televisions.

Philadelphia police are investigating after multiple body parts were discovered at two crime scenes on Thursday. Investigators said the cases could be connected. Around 9 a.m. on the 1000 block of Sanibel Street in the city’s Somerton section, officers found a dismembered body in a trash bag in the back of a U-Haul van during a traffic stop.

The location of this homicide is less than two miles from my home.

On Thursday night, officers found more body parts, specifically a leg and a hand, in a dumpster behind a Wawa at Kelvin Street and Bustleton Avenue less than a third of a mile away from the first crime scene. Police said the body parts could belong to the same victim.

Police have not said if the body found in the U-Haul was positively identified as Peter Gerold. Sources, however, said investigators also found pieces of body parts in an unattached garage behind his home and it looks like someone tried to burn the body, too. (H/TMike AKA Proof)

The Somerton neighborhood has a very large Russian/Ukraine population. There has always been a mob presence in Northeast Philadelphia, and honestly, this seems like the case here. Philly usually uses handguns. Dismembering a body is not a weapon in our usual thug’s arsenal.

Killing Is Their Business

It goes without saying the city of Philadelphia learned nothing from its 500* homicides in 2020, and celebrated 2021 with a bang. In this case, more than sixty bangs in the first thirty-nine days of the year.

Philadelphia homicides in 2021 are already outpacing a violent 2020 that saw a total of 499 by the time the year was done. Seven people lost their lives in shootings Monday, including a 15-year-old boy who was killed in South Philadelphia.

The local lapdog media is going with the erroneous 499 number, when the real number is closer to 505.

As of 11:59 p.m. Monday, the Philadelphia Police Department had reported 62 homicides in Philadelphia in the year 2021. That’s up 55% over the same date in 2021, according to the department’s website. While 2020 became one of Philadelphia’s deadliest years in decades, the city didn’t reach 60 murders until Feb. 28 of last year.

In twenty-six years, I don’t remember a time when he had seven homicides in one day. If that’s not a city record, it has to be pretty damned close. This is what happens when you have a Soros-appointed anarchist DA, a drunken mayor who is looking ahead to a gubernatorial run, and a police commissioner so far out of her league that she cannot hold a press conference without getting the meat sweats.

Speaking of Commissioner Outlaw, she has a great plan to minimize the homicides in the city. Her answer? Social media efforts! Seriously.

Moving forward, Outlaw says the department is doing what it can to bolster its social media efforts with detectives and analysts. The department will also be partnering with community groups and the Office of Violence Prevention to get ahead of domestic violence incidents and reprioritize those incidents internally.

*We eclipsed 500 in 2020, and likely finished the year with 504 or 505.

Philly Readies For “Right-Wing Violence”

The city of Philadelphia is preparing for “right-wing violence” on Inauguration Day, after those dastardly Trump supporters “incited a coup” last week. The city is going off a tip from the “totally legitimate FBI,” claiming “right-wingers” will be holding armed protests. Schools have already been told to shut their doors and conduct Zoom classes that day.

Wave goodbye to your First Amendments, ladies and gentlemen; the United States of America will be a banana republic in less than a week.

City leaders announced Thursday that security across Philadelphia will be heightened ahead of Inauguration Day.

The FBI warned of plans for armed protests at all 50 state capitals and in Washington in the days leading up to President-elect Joe Biden’s inauguration, stoking fears of more bloodshed after last week’s deadly siege at the U.S. Capitol.

First of all, raise your hand if you trust the FBI’s assessment of “right-wing violence.” Second, the “bloodshed” was primarily committed by a member of the Capitol Police, who murdered an Air Force veteran in cold blood. But please, regale me about right-wing violence.

In response to the events at the U.S. Capitol, the city activated the Emergency Operations Center to monitor activity in Philadelphia.

“While we continue to hope and pray for peace and safety, we have to prepare for whatever comes our way leading up to and after Inauguration Day,” Mayor Jim Kenney said.

Imagine if this drunken asshole prepared for four months of BLM/Antifa-inspired riots this summer. Imagine if this tipsy douchebag prepared for the 500 homicides we earned in 2020. Mayor Kenney did neither, and the bloodshed could have filled the Delaware River.

I excitedly await the “right-wing violence” the corrupt FBI claims will happen throughout the day.

The Eagles Can’t Even Tank Successfully

Before we begin, I sincerely apologize for posting about the Philadelphia Eagles. I despise the players, ownership, and most of the fans, but when I saw this story, I had to post it the second I stopped guffawing.

A gaggle of sports commentators and NFL players are claiming the Eagles “tanked” their final game to screw the New York Giants and give Washington the NFC East title.

Al Michaels and Cris Collinsworth didn’t hold back their frustration at Eagles coach Doug Pederson’s decision to bench Jalen Hurts for Nate Sudfeld. The quarterback move by Pederson harpooned any chance the Eagles had of rallying against Washington in the 20-14 defeat, handing the NFC East to their rival.

Giants players agreed with several voicing their anger on Twitter as they watched their NFC East chances slip away after beating the Cowboys earlier on Sunday.

I’ve seen Hurts play at Oklahoma; the guy is an amazing talent. Why any competent coach would remove Hurts for Nate Freakin’ Sudfeld is beyond my comprehension.

Hurts, the explosive rookie, had only completed 7 of 20 passes through three quarters, but had rushed for two touchdowns. Sudfeld had not played in a game since 2018 and had attempted 20 passes in his four-year career prior to Sunday.

Sudfeld proceeded to throw an interception on his first possession and then failed to handle a low snap on the next one, which Chase Young promptly recovered for Washington.

Pederson couldn’t put in Crybaby Carson Wentz because he chose to be “inactive.” That said, even if Hurts is having an awful game, you don’t switch him for a guy who Julia could outthrow.

Worse still, why the f**k would the Eagles throw the final game of the season when they should have been doing so since December? No one throws a game when they’re already in a bad draft position. I swear to God, this is the worst sports organization on the planet. Hopefully it’ll stay that way. 🙂

UPDATE: Apparently, some Eagles players also had to be restrained from going after their coach.

Learnin’ To Fly

The fact that Philadelphia has more than its share of dolts should not be a surprise. What may be a surprise is while Philadelphians do some really stupid things, most of us learn after the fifth or sixth time. “Mikey” from PhillyDroneLife is apparently a slower learner than the rest of us.

The story goes that in early November, a Philadelphia man named Mikey, who flies a drone without a professional license, received 123 notices of infractions from the FAA, $1,500 for each one. The total amount in civil penalties added up to $182,004. The violations were related to drone videos he live-streamed on YouTube from December 2019 to this past August.

Mikey operates a YouTube channel called PhillyDroneLife.

The FAA would have likely ignored some of these violations if he either 1. paid for the license, or 2. not live-streamed the damned infractions!

A week ago, on his YouTube channel, Mikey live-streamed a rambling, long-winded rant defending his actions, basically saying he was unaware of the laws he had broken, or making excuses. He cried, and thanked viewers who donated money in real time to support him.

Philadelphians have this inflated reputation of being tough as nails, but this guy goes on his YouTube channel and cries? Dude, you knew you didn’t have a license, and you flouted the law anyway; why would anyone sympathize with you?

I watched a recording of one of the videos he had live-streamed. Mikey, I quickly discovered, is a loud-mouthed, foul-mouthed guy — no crime there — but as I watched him fly his drone right over downtown Philadelphia at 1,000 feet or higher, in-between and around skyscrapers, I was horrified. I don’t know if a helicopter flying in the area could be seriously harmed if it struck a drone, but I concluded that no way should a drone hobbyist be allowed to fly in such an area.

Okay, the author of this article seems like a pantywaist. Yes, in theory, a helicopter could have been damaged, but that didn’t happen. So, you know, calm your tits.

As for the “loud-mouthed, foul-mouthed” remark, have you ever met a Philadelphian???

The “Birthplace Of Freedom”

The drunken jackass leftist mayor of Philadelphia will announce another lockdown in a matter of minutes. Jim “I’ll Have Another Drink” Kenney is expected to close the city – again – because of the Chinese Wuhan Virus. (The lockdown is expected to last until New Year’s Day.)

Philadelphia city officials are set to announce new restriction on activities like indoor dining and gyms today at at 1 p.m. news conference.

My gym was closed for six months thanks to my piece of shite mayor and my a-hole governor. I am just now getting back into shape, and these pricks are going to shut it all down again? F**k. You.

Philadelphia officials on Friday were weighing new restrictions that could stop indoor dining, close gyms and theaters, ban indoor gatherings, and ask companies to return office employees to remote work, according to people briefed on a potential plan by Mayor Jim Kenney’s administration Friday.

All this will do is bankrupt small businesses, stress out the average citizen, and plummet the local economy. Buy hey, Philadelphia; keep voting for Democrats. Morons.

Retail stores, barbershops, and salons would be permitted to remain open — with enforcement of mask-wearing and limited capacity — and construction work would also continue. But the city would prohibit public and private indoor gatherings of any size.

Uh-huh. I absolutely believe this prick will still allow fans to attend Eagles games, though.

(And no, the Philadelphia Inquirer gets no links from me.)

You can see the fascist mayor’s list by clicking here. I will enjoy ignoring every one of these “rules.”