The Worst Police Department On Earth

Approximately one hundred juveniles forced themselves into a Wawa – Wawa is mostly an east coast convenience store – and started stealing food and drinks, smashing other items, and effectively ransacking the entire building. You can see the thugs in the photo above.

Chaos that erupted at a Mayfair Wawa resulted in broken merchandise and Philadelphia police officers were called to step in to break up a large group of juveniles at the location.

Philadelphia’s Fox 29 News actually had the balls to post this headline: “Officials: Chaos erupts at Mayfair Wawa as large group of teens create disturbance.” Hey assholes, it wasn’t a disturbance; it was a riot. The swarm of savages forced themselves into the Wawa, stole an amazing amount of items, and did their best to destroy the store. It wasn’t a disturbance, you damned hacks!

Officials say 15th District officers were called to the 7000 block of Roosevelt Boulevard, at a Wawa, Saturday night, just after 8:15 p.m., to gain control of a situation that was described as juveniles in the store stealing and breaking items.

Police found about 100 teens in and outside the convenience store, causing damage and creating chaos for workers and customers.

The employees couldn’t do anything about the animals, so they stayed behind the counters until police arrived. Speaking of the Philadelphia Police, take a look below…

Police dispersed the teens and gained control of the situation, after they arrived.

The responding officers “dispersed the crowd.” Not one person was arrested or detained! These officers showed up at an effective war zone, and they just let them all go. So I guess my department is all in for anarchy now.

You can see the video here.

P.S.Philadelphia earned its 400th homicide last night. Well done, morons!

The Perfect Idea For A Shite City

It only took a few decades, but the godawful city of Philadelphia has finally decided to erect bathrooms in the more popular parts of the town. I mean, the homeless will still crap on the sidewalk, but it wouldn’t be Philadelphia if they didn’t.

City health and human services leadership is trying to change that by placing so-called “Portland Loo” restrooms in key parts of the city.

“Public restrooms are a great way to improve quality of life and protect public health, and like many U.S. cities Philadelphia needs more,” Kathleen Grady, Chief of Staff, Managing Director’s Office – Health and Human Services, said in a statement to NBC10. “We are excited to install a free-standing public restroom in Center City next year, after receiving valuable input from individuals, businesses, and civic groups.”

You know what else would improve quality of life? Cracking down on all the murders.

Philadelphia’s five-year budget funds six of the public toilets, each in a different neighborhood, as part of a pilot program, according to a Health and Human Services blog post posted on the City’s website last month.

The city has been effectively bankrupt for years now, so I have no idea how they are going to pay for this. I assume they will fleece the citizens with higher taxes, for restrooms which will likely be unused, because I doubt they will ever be cleaned. The restrooms will be great for drug addicts, though.

Philadelphia Is A Garbage City

Obviously, you know this already, but Philadelphia is a leftist, violent, garbage city which gets worse every minute of every day.

Take this story, for example, when a thug robbed a woman in front of the Philadelphia Police Headquarters. Police HQ is always – ALWAYS – staffed with at least a hundred personnel at any time, day or night, and no one saw this robbery occur.

Officials say the incident took place early September 14, just after 5:30 in the morning, on the 1400 block of Callowhill Street, in front of the Philadelphia Police headquarters.

Honestly, the department should be embarrassed by this, but believe me, the bosses don’t care.

A 25-year-old woman was walking on the sidewalk when a man ran up behind her and grabbed her purse. She then fell to the ground.

At this point, authorities say, the man dragged the woman along the sidewalk, into the street, until he was able to wrestle the purse away from her. He took off and was last seen south on 15th Street from Callowhill Street.

The “mayor” is constantly complaining about the violence in the city, yet we cannot stop a robbery outside police headquarters? We, as a department, deserve to be ridiculed.

Philly Starbucks Remove Tables, Restrooms

Philadelphia’s newest Starbucks franchise is about to open in Center City, but the overpriced coffee store is making drastic changes to their locations. Namely, the store is removing seats, tables, and public restrooms.

Starbucks is planning to open a new store in Center City Philadelphia that will be a radically scaled-down facility for the national chain, after it said it was closing another downtown store over the summer, along with 15 other U.S. locations, citing safety concerns for employees.

At less than 1,600 square feet, the planned store at 1709 Chestnut will be for take-out only: It will not have public seating or a public restroom, according to the leasing agent involved in the deal.

Hmm, I wonder if the changes were made because Philadelphia is one of the most violent cities in the nation? Other Philly Starbucks locations have been robbed, their employees assaulted, and the homeless are always hanging out there.

“I’ve done a bunch of Starbucks leases and this is the first one that they are calling their new urban concept,” said Lee Steinberg, senior managing director with Colliers’ urban retail division in Philadelphia.

With this new concept “they’re avoiding having to entertain the public, and give them seating and bathrooms,” he said. “Then they don’t have to deal with any of these other issues.”

Personally, I think this is great. It keeps the hippies out of the store, and after they refused service to Philly police officers, I sincerely hope this store goes bankrupt before Christmas.

Philadelphia Is A Garbage City

A woman was killed after an the male driver slammed into a light pole after driving at a high rate of speed on Philadelphia’s Roosevelt Boulevard.

Arriving officers found a 34-year-old woman lying on the grassy median of the Boulevard and an overturned Toyota Scion nearby. She was pronounced dead at the scene and suffered trauma to her head, police say.

Witnesses told officers the male driver of the Scion was swerving and driving recklessly at a high rate of speed on the roadway. The vehicle jumped the center median and struck a light pole before flipping onto its side.

Naturally, the offender went full Philly after he found his passenger was dead…

According to witnesses, the driver climbed out of the vehicle and then pulled the female passenger out through the sunroof.

Witnesses told police the driver then attempted to pull the license plate off the Scion but was unsuccessful. He then fled on foot, crossing lanes of the Boulevard.

This piece of garbage will eventually be found, and hopefully charged with manslaughter. Of course, with our Soros-appointed D.A. the guy may be awarded the key to the city.

Philadelphia Is A Garbage City

A group of people were holding a class reunion in Fairmount Park in Philadelphia, when a tree fell on the group, injuring eight people.

Eight people were injured Sunday afternoon when a large tree fell on a group having a class reunion party in Philadelphia’s Fairmount Park, then another tree fell hours later.

The eight people who were injured are between 66 and 67 years old, police said. The group was celebrating a reunion for the West Philadelphia High School class of 1972. Action News was told six people were injured immediately after the incident, but that number increased on Monday.

“Every man ran across this park to go pick up heavy tree branches together to get them off the classmates,” said Hagains.

After I was promoted, we had a case where a college girl was jogging through the park when a branch snapped, and immediately killed her. Worst job I had ever seen. Pretty girl, young and vibrant, gone in a flash because the city doesn’t keep an eye on older trees or trees that were damaged by storms.

Philadelphia Is A Garbage City

Like most big, blue cities, traffic construction is annoying at best and infuriating at worst. Such is the case in Philadelphia, where they are repaving Interstate 95 – a project will likely take decades – but haven’t fixed the exposed joints.

I-95 in South Philadelphia is undergoing a major repaving project, but Eyewitness News viewers say it’s creating a dangerous situation. It’s a very bumpy ride on the stretch of highway between Pattison Avenue and the Girard Point Bridge.

“I thought I was going to lose my life, to be quite honest with you,” Anthony DiPasquale said. DiPasquale is left rattled and stranded after hitting exposed bridge joints on I-95. The impact was so intense it blew out his front tire.

The good news is we have top men on the case. Top. Men.

If you haven’t driven this stretch of roadway, this is what happens. You’re driving down the road and all of a sudden, your car hits one of these joints. It could lead to a dangerous situation if you’re not paying attention. But get this, PennDOT says there’s nothing wrong.

That’s because the Pennsylvania Department of Transportation is as useless as F. Joe Biden. The problem here is there will be dozens and dozens of drivers popping tires and ruining their alignment because PennDOT doesn’t see anything is askew.

Welcome America, Indeed

So every year at the beginning of July, the city of Philadelphia schedules the “Welcome America” celebration, which consists of awful rap music, fireworks, and a boatload of crime. This year was no different, as two police officers were shot while they were detailed to the event.

Two police officers suffered non-fatal gunshot wounds when gunfire erupted at a large 4th of July fireworks display in Philadelphia.

Authorities say a Philadelphia police officer assigned to highway patrol suffered a graze wound to the head. Another officer, a member of the Montgomery County bomb squad, was shot in the right shoulder.

Both officers were standing at their post when some animal started firing into the crowd.

A photo shared with FOX 29 by Fraternal Order of Police Lodge 5 boss John McNesby shows a bullet stuck in the officer’s hat. “It is miraculous the fact that the round stopped in his hat,” Outlaw said. “I think initially it went up the inside and hit his forehead and then the round stopped in his hat.”

Unfortunately, our jackass mayor decided to open his mouth, and started ranting about the awful Second Amendment. He did however, say something that made me smile…

Kenney candidly spoke about the frustration he’s felt as Mayor, at one point telling reporters that he’s looking forward to not being mayor anymore.

“I’m waiting for something bad to happen all the time,” Kenney said. “I’ll be happy when I’m not mayor, so I can enjoy some stuff.”

Believe me, 1.5 million people cannot wait for you to leave, either.

Philly Toad Steals Military Bicycle

A local Philadelphia thug broke into the Christini All Wheel Bicycle shop and stole a “military bicycle” allegedly worth $100,000.

Philadelphia Police are searching for a man who they say stole a military prototype bicycle worth $100,000.

This thing looks like your average Schwinn bicycle. Unless the bike is outfitted with tow missiles and camouflage like the Predator, there is no way this thing is worth $100,000

On Saturday, at 7:01 a.m., an unidentified man broke through the backdoor glass window at Christini All Wheel Drive Bicycle at 611 North 2nd Street, police said. The man then stole a $100,000 military 1996 prototype bike and fled the area, according to investigators.

The suspect was captured on surveillance video. Police described him as a bald Black male with a beard and medium build wearing a dark hooded sweatshirt, blue jeans and dark shoes.

The video shows him walking the bike down the street, which tells me this moron probably doesn’t even know how to ride a bicycle. I’m absolutely sure he doesn’t know how to spell the word bicycle.

Philadelphia Is A Garbage City

You may remember the summer of 2020 when the Saint George Riots saw carnage and murder throughout blue cities across the country. You may also remember how police were excoriated that summer and leftist politicians declared we needed to defund the police.

Philadelphia, especially, was all on board for defunding their police department, firing officers for minor infractions, and propping up show trials for others.

It’s funny what a difference two years can make.

After a tidal wave of retirements and resignations, Mayor Jim “I’ll Have Another Drink” Kenney and Police Commissioner Danielle Outlaw have implemented 12-hour shifts for all police officers, effective this past Saturday, June 11th.

We are hearing this may also apply to detectives at some point, but so far that has not happened.

So the two people most responsible for destroying the morale of the department are now demanding police officers work twelve-hour shifts. The shifts are not voluntary, mind you; they are forced, and the plan is to continue these shifts for the rest of the summer.

We worked twelve-hour shifts during the Floyd riots, and after the first few weeks, a lot of people started calling out sick. You can only work twelve-hour shifts for so long, then the exhaustion takes over. This is a terrible idea, in my opinion, but it’s not like the mayor or the commissioner gives a damn.