Senile Fool Picks Corrupt AG As VP

Doddering Alzheimer’s patient Joe Biden has decided to make California Senator Kamala Harris his vice-presidential running mate. Harris is the first African-American female on a presidential ticket.

I only mention that because it’s all the MSM is talking about… even though Harris is not 100% black. She’s half-Jamaican and half-Indian.

Presumptive Democratic nominee Joe Biden will select Democratic California Sen. Kamala Harris to be his running mate to take on President Donald Trump.

The announcement was made on Twitter, as speculation grew that there would be an event at Hotel du Pont in Wilmington, Delaware. Photos of an event production truck outside of the hotel were taken before the announcement, leading up to speculation that Biden would announce his running mate.

Kamala Harris was a markedly corrupt Attorney General, and famously insinuated Biden was a racist during the Democratic debates. Plus, she’s from California; a state already in the bag for Democrats. The choice makes no sense at all.

“Joe Biden is running to restore the soul of the nation and unite the country to move us forward. Joe knows more about the importance of the Vice Presidency than just about anyone, and he is confident that Kamala Harris will be the best partner for him to finally get the country back on track,” the Biden campaign said in an email.

The VP pick is arguably the most important announcement a presidential candidate can make, and the Biden team released it via email? No recorded message, no cameras, nothing? How far gone must Biden be to mot even make a twenty second announcement to the country?

Garbage City Postpones Garbage Idea

Minneapolis, Antifa and BLM’s first conquered city, has decided to remove their “Disband The Police” measure from the November ballot. All that bloviating and the pussies folded.

A Minneapolis proposal to disband the city’s police department will not appear on ballots this November.

The Minneapolis Charter Commission, which includes volunteers responsible for reviewing the City Council’s June decision to dismantle the department, determined Wednesday that it needs more time to make a definitive recommendation. The commission voted 10-5 to take 90 more days to study the measure, meaning there will not be enough time for the measure to make the cut as a ballot initiative this year.

If approved, the proposed change would get rid of the city’s police department in favor of a “Department of Community Safety and Violence Prevention.” However, some critics have said the plan was too vague to move forward.

I’m certain I don’t need to explain what will happen next, but for any leftists reading, here’s a primer:

The city has already decided they will not eliminate their police force, and the politicians will quietly stop mentioning the measure in public. Eventually the public will stop asking about the proposal, and by next November, no one will even remember the idea, or, likely, George Floyd.

You heard it here first.

A Major Announcement For 2020

While everyone has been preoccupied with President Trump’s reelection plan, the other party’s vice-president pick has been named.

Meet Michelle Tidball, the vice-presidential candidate of rap “superstar” Kanye West.

The world may be long familiar with rap superstar Kanye West, but not many know his vice presidential running mate, Michelle Tidball.

Tidball is a 57-year-old spiritual coach who, like West, lives on a ranch in Cody, Wyoming, and has a deep religious background.

As my youngest son would say, “Wyoming doesn’t exist. It’s just empty space out west.” The religious background doesn’t bother me, obviously, but the crazy eyes have me concerned.

Since she was tapped as the billionaire sneaker mogul’s VP pick, multiple pages from Tidball’s website for her nonprofit Bible study program, called Abundant Ministries, have been taken down.

Like I said, I have no problem with religious…

Those pages included her biography, in which she says she has pursued God since she was 6 months old, when she says she was “slipping away into a crib death” before a higher power visited her “in a hospital tent” and saved her life.

Oh. Well, I mean, she she’s kinda pretty and she seems nice, so…

Start Spreading The (Bad) News

The Wuhan Virus and the fear-mongering which accompanied it has decimated the national economy and local economies as well. Most big cities are reeling from both revenue losses, and the inaction of their politicians. Many companies are considering shuttering their doors.

High-end handbag maker Valentino is suing to get out of its lease on Fifth Avenue in Manhattan, a vacated Barneys New York still sits empty on Madison Avenue just a block over, while bankrupted luxury department store chain Neiman Marcus is shutting its doors for good on Worth Avenue in Palm Beach.

As the coronavirus pandemic brings tourism to a temporary standstill, leaves consumers holed up at home and puts millions out of work, America’s glitziest and most expensive retail districts are losing tenants, and rents are in a free fall…

You may find this difficult to believe, but New York City mayor Bill de Blasio is dousing gasoline on an already mammoth blaze.

It is already beginning to play out with the changes taking place throughout the New York City retail scene, serving as a leading indicator of what’s to come in other major metros, real estate analysts predict.

De Blasio’s mismanagement on a ll fronts will singlehandedly destroy New York City as we know it. It will soon be as unlivable as it was during the Koch and Dinkins regimes.

During the second quarter ended June 30, average asking rents along 16 major retail corridors in Manhattan declined for the eleventh consecutive quarter, falling to $688 per square foot, according to a report from the commercial real estate services firm CBRE. The drop marked the first time since 2011 that prices dropped below $700, the firm said, representing an 11.3% decline from a year ago.

It’s interesting CNBC mentions nothing about the defunding of the NYPD, which is a major contributor to the city’s impending demise. I worry for the people who will be trapped there when the Big Apple goes the way of Escape from New York.

President Trump Saves The Suburbs

President Trump has repealed a disastrous Obama order demanding low-income housing be installed in American suburbs. The order would have been a nightmare for everyone involved, and, shockingly, the Democrats declared the repeal “racist.” It’s literally all the Democrats have left.

President Donald Trump tweeted Wednesday that he will not allow “low income housing” to mess with America’s “Suburban Lifestyle Dream.”

I am happy to inform all of the people living their Suburban Lifestyle Dream that you will no longer be bothered or financially hurt by having low income housing built in your neighborhood… …Your housing prices will go up based on the market, and crime will go down. I have rescinded the Obama-Biden AFFH Rule. Enjoy!

Trump noted that his administration’s decision to replace an Obama-era housing rule aimed at funding low income housing options would help housing “go up” and crime “go down.”

The Obama-era rule would have decimated the suburbs, which is exactly what Obama wanted. Low-income housing would have destroyed the suburbs just as easily as it has destroyed the cities. This is a great move by Trump, and another example of the president’s annihilation of Barack Obama’s legacy.

Police Departments Pulling Out Of DNC

A multitude of police departments have decided to forego the Democratic National Convention after the city of Milwaukee banned tear gas and pepper spray. In short, the 2020 convention is going to be lit!

More than 100 law enforcement agencies have pulled out of security agreements to send personnel to help with security at the Democratic National Convention next month in part because they are concerned about recent efforts to limit law enforcement’s use of tear gas and pepper spray in responding to violent riots.

Milwaukee Police Chief Alfonso Morales was ordered last month to change the department’s policies to ban the use of tear gas and pepper spray.

The news comes as violent left-wing riots have rocked multiple cities across the U.S. in the weeks since the death of George Floyd in Minneapolis.

Philadelphia hosted the 2016 Democratic National Convention, and we had hundreds of officers from dozens of agencies coming in to help. The convention was already a mess, but without them, it would have been a war zone.

Understand this, a few local departments sending a few officers to Milwaukee will not help control the rioters. It will be a disaster, and Milwaukeee police officers will suffer because of this idiotic ban.

When In Doubt, Tax Them Out

The Chinese Wuhan Virus shutdowns have destroyed the American economy, forced millions of people into unemployment, and decimated the average American family. Thankfully, politicians in blue cities and states are making life easier for their residents, and it’s beginning today.

Now comes word that some states and cities are considering raising taxes — and some are already doing it.

Nashville council members last month adopted a 34% property tax hike as part of a spending plan that increases taxpayer funding for the police department and public schools, and includes money for teacher raises, the Tennessean reported.

As if I needed another reminder to never move to Nashville.

“We now project that the state budget shortfalls expected from COVID-19’s economic fallout will total a cumulative $555 billion over state fiscal years 2020-2022,” according to the left-leaning Center on Budget and Policy Priorities, based in Washington, D.C.

While I have mentioned this multiple times, it bears repeating. The blue cities and states brought this upon themselves. They ordered the lockdowns, demanded businesses close, and forced consumers back into their homes. What did you assholes think would happen?

Now your citizens are broke or close to it, and in response, you’re going to raise their taxes? Sounds like a sound economic program which will insure the financial security of this city/state for years to come.

Other big cities are following suit. Philadelphia has increased fees on parking and raised income taxes on workers who live outside the city, while Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot (D) said last month that a property tax increase to cover her city’s $700 million budget shortfall cannot be ruled out.

Our dickhead mayor also raised property taxes back in May. If he prosecuted the rioters, looters, and arsonists, the fines would have made a significant dent into the deficit, but hey, what’s another confiscatory tax among friends?

The Bidens Are Irreparably Corrupt

Hunter Biden, the dullard, drug-using, stripper-banging son of Democrat Presidential nominee Joe Biden was given Secret Service protection on hundreds of junkets around the country, and the world.

The son of the former vice president and 2020 Democratic presidential nominee in waiting used Secret Service protection on at least 411 international and domestic trips during the Obama years, according to records released this month under the Freedom of Information Act to the conservative watchdog Judicial Watch.

The records show Hunter Biden made at least 29 international trips between January 2009 and July 2014 and hundreds more criss-crossing the United States.

Most of the trips were likely to China and Ukraine. How else was Hunter going to explain his multi-million dollar do-nothing job?

While it is normal for the Secret Service to provide family members of a president and vice president with security details, Hunter Biden’s security logs stand out for the sheer volume of travel.

The FOIA covered 1,987 days of the Obama presidency (July 1, 2014 thru Jan. 19, 2017 have not yet been produced), meaning Hunter Biden averaged a trip once every five days or so during the covered period.

Every. Five. Days.

Listen fat, Hunter was the son of the Vice-President, so there is no scandal here, you right-wing conspiracy theorists! There is not even a smidgen of corruption, you dog-faced pony soldier.

The Democrats Are Not A Serious Party

For the past three weeks, the Democrats have been screeching about new police reform bills. The bills will likely have no effect on police reform – it is Congress, remember – but it’s something.

As we all know, when something happens, Washington’s first response is to “Do something!”

Senate Democrats blocked a Republican police reform bill on a procedural vote Wednesday without debating the legislation.

The vote needed 60 votes in order for it to move forward to a debate. The vote was 55-45. Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell filed cloture Monday on the Republican police reform legislation, setting up Wednesday’s vote.

So… I guess the Democrats do not care about police reform? Cool. They spent nearly four years blocking and obfuscating nearly every single bill the Republicans put forward.

“The only group left in Washington D.C. that are reportedly agonizing over whether to block a discussion of police reform or let it proceed seem to be our Senate Democratic colleagues,” McConnell said on the Senate floor Monday. “I hope that whatever strange political calculations are making this difficult for our friends across the aisle will yield to common sense and to the American people’s hunger for progress. We will find out when we vote later this week.”

Now I’m not a politician, or even a very smart man, but I already know the Democrats’ response, and it will be another block for a bill they claimed they so desperately wanted.

New York City Reaches Peak Stupid

Despite his record as a progressive icon, Theodore Roosevelt is one of my favorite presidents. Roosevelt was a war hero, an amazing president, and friend to virtually every man. Now, New York City and the museum Roosevelt’s father founded, is removing his statue from their property.

The American Museum of Natural History in New York City announced on Sunday that it is going to remove a statue of former President Theodore Roosevelt that has been located on the property for 80 years.

The museum made the call to take down the statue and New York City, which owns the building and property, agreed with the museum’s decision. The bronze statue features Roosevelt on horseback and flanked on both sides by an African man and a Native American man.

“The statue was meant to celebrate Theodore Roosevelt (1858-1919) as a devoted naturalist and author of works on natural history. Roosevelt’s father was one of the Museum’s founders, and the Museum is proud of its historic association with the Roosevelt family,” the museum said in a statement.

So it was totes okay to take the Roosevelt’s money and backing, but the statue is now racist because some leftist thugs say it is? Fuck you.

“At the same time, the statue itself communicates a racial hierarchy that the Museum and members of the public have long found disturbing.”

Maybe you assholes should have asked Booker T. Washington’s opinion of Roosevelt’s “racial hierarchy?” You know, the man President Roosevelt invited to dinner at the White House shortly after he was sworn in. Maybe they could have asked all the black guests Roosevelt hosted for dinner and overnight stays while governor of New York?

These disgusting, anti-American anarchists are destroying a good man’s name primarily because no one is alive to defend him. They’re cowards.