Nice Try, You Stupid Feckless Bints

The dullard congresscritters who infest “the squad” put forth a bill which would give felons the right to vote. Since an inordinate amount of African-Americans are jailed for felonies, this would truly bolster their voting bloc – or it it Block?

The House Tuesday rejected an amendment authored by the progressive Squad to restore voting rights not only to felons but to individuals who are currently incarcerated.

The measure went down in bipartisan defeat with just 97 Democrats voting in favor of the amendment compared with 328 members who voted against – 119 Democrats and 209 Republicans.

Freshman Rep. Cori Bush, D-Mo., authored the amendment with support from fellow progressive Reps. Mondaire Jones, D-N.Y., Jamaal Bowman, D-N.Y., Ilhan Omar, D-Minn., Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., Ayanna Pressley, D-Mass., and New Jersey’s Bonnie Watson Coleman.

Wow, 119 members of their own party effectively told them, LOLGF. Freshman twat Cori Bush (Dumbass – MO) had this to say after the vote:

Ahead of the vote, Bush pointed out that barring felons and people who are currently in prison from participating in federal elections disproportionately affects people of color.

Gee, maybe that’s because they commit a disproportionate amount of crimes?

Trump Goes To War With GOP Establishment

President Trump is back in the game, and after his second impeachment acquittal, he’s coming after the GOP Establishment. Dear GOP squishes, the bell tolls for thee.

Former President Donald Trump will soon begin screening 2022 midterm candidates who are eager to forward “America First” policies while ensuring every open Republican seat has a MAGA-approved contender vying for it.

Trump has received dozens of requests from prospective candidates who wish to earn his support, and he is fielding them as he sees fit. Trump has rejected meetings with former South Carolina governor and 2024 hopeful Nikki Haley and with House and Senate GOP candidates vying for his ear.

Haley trashed Trump for his alleged part in the January 6th unarmed “insurrection” – which defies the very definition of the word – then had the nerve to ask for his endorsement. Your political career is over Nikki, and I could not be happier.

Formal meetings with prospects could begin as early as March, according to Politico.

Trump has refocused on the movement he began now that the Senate impeachment trial fully acquitted him, lording the America First agenda into battle against the “business as usual” crowd in Washington, DC. With $31 million on hand, bankrolled by his leadership PAC, Save America, Trump’s coffers will strategically be invested.

The president may be out of office, but he still has a lot of influence, especially with his voters. If Trump decides some GOP cuck isn’t worthy of our votes, believe me, most Trump supporters will go along. There are far too many useless politicians in the GOP, and they all should be tossed on the dung heap.

Poll: Voters Approve Of A Third Party

A new Gallup poll claims there is an astronomical amount of voter support for a third political party. In an unprecedented event, apparently American voters believe neither current party listens to their concerns.

Imagine that.

The latest poll from Gallup shows support for a third American political party at its highest point ever recorded.

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

The poll surveyed 906 adults between January 29 and February 2 and found that 62 percent of survey participants think that the Republican and Democrat “parties do such a poor job representing the American people that a third party is needed.” Gallup began recording third-party support in 2003, and the previous high point for third-party support, 61 percent, came in September 2017.

Furthermore 50 percent of participants self-identified as Independents, by far the highest mark recorded by Gallup, with Republicans and Democrats evenly splitting the remaining 50 percent.

I am currently still a registered Republican, mostly because I want to spend Primary Day voting against GOP incumbents. Nearly every GOP politician turned their back on President Trump, refused to address the voter fraud, and allowed the impeachment sham continue without barely a word – save for Rand Paul. The GOP does not have our interests at heart, and the leadership – McConnell, McCarthy, and Ronna Romney McDaniel – spends their time begging for money instead of fighting the left.

Can a third party be successful? It’s possible. Either way, there’s a chance another party would show more concern for its voters than filling their wallets with graft.

No Big Deal: Just Biden Snubbing Israel

Illegitimate president Joe Biden is the first president in four decades to not contact Israeli leaders after being sworn into office. I suspect the Israeli delegation will be escorted out of the White House through the kitchen, as was the policy in the Obama administration.

President Joe Biden is the first American leader in 40 years not to contact Israel’s leaders as one of his first actions in the White House, setting up what could be four years of chilly relations between America and its top Middle East ally.

Biden has already phoned multiple world leaders, including Russian president Vladimir Putin and Chinese president Xi Jinping, but during his 23 days in office has yet to speak with Israeli prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu—making Biden the first president in modern history to punt on bolstering U.S.-Israel relations during his initial days in office. Every president going back to at least Ronald Reagan in 1981 made contact with their Israeli counterpart within a week of assuming office, according to a review of news reports.

Biden won’t contact our strongest ally in the Middle East, but he’ll call our enemies in Russia and China.

Congressional foreign policy leaders slammed Biden’s Netanyahu snub, prompting a flurry of questions for White House press secretary Jen Psaki, who has declined to disclose when or if Biden will call the Israeli leader. Psaki also said on Friday the White House would not list Israel as a U.S. ally when asked about the relationship during her daily press briefing.

The good news is anti-Semitism is back in a big way! Biden fever: catch it!

The Funniest Thing You’ll Read All Day

Richard Trumka, the uber-corrupt leader of the equally corrupt AFL-CIO wet his pants after the illegitimate president canceled the Keystone XL Pipeline.

The move is likely to cost union workers 11,000 jobs, and since the union went all-in for Biden, I think this is delicious.

AFL-CIO president Richard Trumka slammed President Joe Biden during an interview that aired in part on Sunday over his executive order that canceled the Keystone XL Pipeline, which cost a lot of people their jobs.

“Organized labor is crucial to the Biden coalition. But there are significant tensions among environmentalists, the president’s team addressing climate change and some parts of the labor movement,” Axios reported. “The Laborers’ International Union of North America said the Keystone decision will cost 1,000 existing union jobs and 10,000 projected construction jobs.”

Trumka said that he “thinks” that Biden realizes it was a mistake to sign the executive order costing Americans jobs during the middle of a pandemic.

Trumka doesn’t even get halfway through the interview before he starts wavering on Biden. What an absolute worm. Well, if nothing else, the members of the AFL-CIO have the perfect person to lead them down the road to ruin.

Meet The New (Illegitimate) Boss

The illegitimate president signed three new executive orders yesterday eliminating President Trump’s immigration policies. Biden issued a record twenty-five in his first week, because apparently the legislative branch has been abolished. But remember, Trump was a dictator. Or something.

Biden addressed the press in the Oval Office prior to signing three new executive orders geared towards rolling back immigration policies from former President Donald Trump’s administration.

“I want to make it clear. There’s a lot of talk, with good reason, about the number of executive orders that I have signed. I’m not making new law. I’m eliminating bad policy,” Biden continued. “What I’m doing is taking on the issues that 99% of them, that the last President of the United States issued executive orders that I thought were very counterproductive to our security, counterproductive to who we are as a country, particularly in the area of immigration. This is about how America is safer, stronger, more prosperous when we have a fair, orderly, and humane legal immigration system.”

Take a moment to read the highlighted run-on “sentence” above and see if you understand what the hell this dementia-addled dope is saying.

With the addition of Tuesday’s three executive orders, Biden has signed a total of 28 executive orders, 10 Presidential memorandums, and 4 proclamations.

There is some good news, though. Biden’s new immigration policies will ensure his declining economy will continue to plummet for the next eight years.

Biden “Loses” 20 Million Wuhan Vaccines

Illegitimate president Joe Biden has apparently “lost” 20 million Chinese Wuhan Virus vaccines which were sent out to the states. I guess illegitimate first lady “Doctor” Jill Biden forgot to give Sleepy Joe his brain medicine that day. She usually mixes it in with Joe’s Dunkaroos.

The report notes that Biden officials are learning that a seamless, perfect pandemic response is easier to promise than deliver, and notes that the administration has largely jettisoned its ballyhooed coronavirus response plan as they discover that the challenges they face in getting the pandemic under control may have been more serious than they anticipated.

Top. Men.

One administration official was even quoted as saying, “It’s the Mike Tyson quote: ‘Everybody’s got a plan until they get punched in the mouth.'”

The report also indicates that the Biden administration cannot locate about 20 million doses of the COVID-19 vaccine that have been sent to the states, and is concerned that “the crucial supply is boxed away in warehouses, sitting idle in freezers or floating elsewhere in the complex distribution pipeline that runs from the administration to individual states.”

You’ll never guess who the Bidden administration is blaming for their incompetence. Yep, President Trump. Hmm, I’m old enough to remember when King Putt blamed all his failures on George W. Bush. Good times, good times.

Businesses To Super Bowl: “Drop Dead”

For those of you, like me, who despise the NFL, this may be welcome news to you. Many big-name businesses are deciding against purchasing Super Bowl ads this year; instead, they’re dumping their money into… Chinese Wuhan Virus awareness?

Oh well, anything that hastens the demise of the NFL is fine by me.

Budweiser is the latest corporation to back out of advertising during this year’s broadcast, choosing instead to join a public awareness campaign for the COVID-19 vaccine. For the first time in 37 years, the company won’t air its game-stealing commercials, Anheuser-Busch, which owns Budweiser, announced Monday.

Other Super Bowl commercial giants such as Pepsi, Coke and Hyundai will also take a step back from this year’s game, reallocating their funds in light of the pandemic. Pepsi, for instance, will focus primarily on its halftime show.

Don’t let Big Business fool you; this has little to do with Chinese Wuhan Virus messaging, and everything to do with the Woke Twitter Addicts. None of these businesses want to be canceled, so they’re all backing off.

“There is trepidation around Super Bowl advertising this year,” Bill Oberlander, co-founder and executive creative of ad agency Oberlander recently told The Post. “For the Super Bowl, you generally go big or go home. I think brands are going home rather than spending tens of millions of dollars and not getting it right. They’re saying, ‘Let’s wait until this sh*t storm clears.’”

Gillette lost $8 billion in ad revenue after they produced that awful “Toxic Masculinity” ad, and ensured I would never buy any of their products again. These CEOs are scared to death of the Woke Twitter Mobs, so many are saying it’s not worth the rick. They’re right, and I applaud them for shunning the NFL.

Sleepy Joe Calls His First Lid

Well that didn’t take long. Illegitimate president Sleepy Joe Biden called his first – of many – lids Saturday, just four days into his illegitimate presidency.

I guess signing those executive orders takes a lot out of a simpleton.

Regardless of whether you believe Biden was legitimately elected, he has the job he applied for, the job we were told repeatedly by his campaign he was fit to handle. So it’s more than a bit concerning that on Saturday, a mere four days into his presidency, Kelly O’Donnell, the White House correspondent for NBC News, reported that the White House had called a lid, and Biden would not be seen in public for the rest of the day.

This isn’t even funny anymore. It never actually was funny, but now it’s far more serious. Biden and his campaign assured the country he was perfectly fit and able to handle the duties of president, and yet Biden is already being hidden from the media four days into the job.

When President Trump got COVID-19, he didn’t let that stop him from running the country, even as Biden called another lid.

It’s fairly obvious the illegitimate president’s staff is running things, and I’m certain his “lids” are gong to become more frequent and much longer. But remember, a candidate who had no one come to his campaign speeches, who had no one come to his rallies, and who had no enthusiasm from the base totally received 81 million legitimate votes, 12 million more than Barack Obama received.

Yep, totes magotes.

Georgia’s Not On Their Mind

It only took Georgia Democrats one day to turn on their new leftist senators, after Raphael Warnock and Jon Ossoff decided a $1,400 stimulus check would be preferable to a $2,000 check. Aww, that’s a shame.

Georgia Democrats have reportedly already begun fuming over their two new senators, the Rev. Raphael Warnock and Jon Ossoff, who were sworn in Wednesday by Vice President Kamala Harris.

Both men narrowly won hard-fought races against Republican incumbents in the Peach State, winning control of the Senate for the Democrats in the process. But a major issue raised by critics is that President Biden espoused a coronavirus relief plan that would send $1,400 checks to many Americans – while Warnock and Ossoff campaigned on a $2,000 promise.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

“Warnock and Ossoff made it a point to endorse and exclusively say ‘$2,000 checks,’” Georgia Democrat Oscar Zaro told Mediaite. “A lot of the people in my district voted blue in the runoff for two main reasons. One: Loeffler and Perdue denying us relief during COVID while profiting millions themselves; and two, $2,000 checks.”

Hey, look at it this way, Georgia; you voted for this, and now you’re going to get it… good and hard.