Walsh: The Republican Party Is A Cult

Super-duper severely Republican presidential candidate Joe Walsh stated he has “given up on the Republican Party” and called the GOP a “cult.” That said, Walsh is determined to win the Republican Party Cult’s nomination.

Former Illinois representative Joe Walsh, who is challenging President Donald Trump for the 2020 Republican presidential nomination, called his own party a “cult” on Monday as several states canceled their GOP primary elections for next year.

So he’s done with the GOP and thinks it’s a cult, but he still wants the nomination. It’s a bold strategy Cotton. Let’s see if it pays off for them.”

“I’ve given up on the Republican Party. The Republican Party is a cult,” Walsh said on CNN. “They no longer stand for ideals. The Republican Party right now is all about washing their leaders’ feet every day, that’s what they do.”

Or, now stay with me for a minute, maybe the GOP wants to continue the positive economic trend President Trump’s policies have given to every American. Maybe the GOP wants to continue appointing conservative judges and enjoying record-breaking unemployment numbers, instead of living under another Obama acolyte.

Walsh pledged to campaign anyway in the states where the primaries were canceled, arguing that the voters will demand that their party leaders put the primaries back on the calendar.

Yes, because millions of conservatives want to vote for a racist who believes Republicans are cultists. My Lord, man, do you completely lack self-awareness?


Is The Stupid Party Growing A Spine?

North Carolina Thom Tillis is recommending an investigation into Christine Blasey-Ford, the Palo Alto university “professor” who tried to smear Justice Brett Kavanaugh during his Supreme Court nomination. Apparently, the GOP is now “considering” investigations for people who lie under oath. What a concept!

GOP Sen. Thom Tillis said a new investigation into Dr. Christine Blasey Ford’s allegations of sexual misconduct against Justice Brett Kavanaugh may be appropriate in light of a new book suggesting she had political motives.

“This does seem to undermine what we all believed was a legitimate traumatic experience in her life,” Tillis said. “We’ll just let the process play out. But clearly, a misrepresentation before a Senate committee is a very serious offense. Hopefully, we can get past that.”

“We have to always make sure that when people come and give sworn testimony before any congressional committee that it’s truthful and accurate,” Tillis added.

Now see, Tillis is way off base with this reasoning. It’s not like Blasey-Ford drummed up a provably false story for political reasons…

Speaking at the University of Baltimore in April, Ford lawyer Debra Katz said questions as to Kavanaugh’s legitimacy will linger far into the future. Diminishing Kavanaugh’s reputation is part of what motivated Ford to come forward, Katz said. News of her remarks first appeared in the new book “Search and Destroy: Inside the Campaign Against Brett Kavanaugh” by the National Law Journal’s Ryan Lovelace.

Oh. Look, I’m sure nothing will come of this, especially since it took the GOP nearly a year to even suggest it, but it’s a step in the right direction. At this pace, the Republicans will have their Shiite together by 2096.

Hail To The Chief

President Trump’s reelection website has performed the most epic troll of all time, and its target is America’s least likable politician.

President Donald Trump’s campaign is trolling vanquished Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton with an ‘error’ page that shows Clinton holding a microphone behind the presidential seal.

The website’s ‘error’ page gloats over the results of the 2016 election, where Trump defeated Clinton with 306 electoral college votes.

“Oops!,” the page says. “This is awkward. You’re looking for something that doesn’t exist…”

Obviously I hope the president is reelected, but eventually he will have to leave the White House. That will be a dark day for America and a dark day for comedy.

Life’s Been Good To Him So Far

The Salem Radio Network has cancelled uber-conservative presidential candidate Joe Walsh’s syndicated radio program. Normally I wouldn’t give this toad the attention, but the schadenfreude is too delicious to ignore.

Former Republican Rep. Joe Walsh said that his nationally syndicated radio show was canceled Monday, just a day after announcing that he is challenging Donald Trump for president.

“I just found out that I lost my national radio show. So that’s gone, but I figure that might happen, John,” Walsh told CNN’s John Berman.

Walsh told Berman he received notification his show had been canceled just as he entered CNN’s studios for his interview. He said he did not know the reason for the cancellation of the show, which is syndicated by Salem Radio Network. Radio Ink reported that Salem is ending syndication of the show on Sept. 26.

Let’s see: Walsh’s ratings are awful, he’s done nothing but trash the president while being employed by a conservative radio channel, and he’s running for president, so he would have to leave his job anyway.

On Monday Salem Radio Network gave affiliates 30-days notice that it was cancelling Walsh’s show to avoid running afoul of the FCC’s Equal Time Rule. “This announcement does not affect Walsh’s local program airing on AM 560 The Answer in Chicago, however Walsh’s program will have to be removed as soon as he becomes a viable and legal candidate for president,” according to the company.

Oh, and this may also be a factor…

Walsh’s campaign has already gotten off to a rocky start. In an interview Monday on MSNBC, he admitted to having published racist tweets in the past.

“I wouldn’t call myself a racist but I would say … I’ve said racist things on Twitter. There’s no doubt about it,” Walsh said. Walsh has used the “n-word” on Twitter, and also called former President Barack Obama a Muslim.

The irony here is Walsh calls the president a racist on an almost daily basis. Projection much?

President Trump Has A Primary Opponent

President Trump’s reelection chances suffered a major blow yesterday when Joe Walsh announced he would be running for president. Wait, it’s not Joe Walsh the singer? Then who the hell is this clown?

President Donald Trump’s campaign responded to the primary candidacy of former GOP Rep. Joe Walsh with one word: “Whatever.”

I’m sorry, but that’s high-larious. It’s also indicative of the announcement: Walsh is an asshat.

Trump campaign communications director Tim Murtaugh reportedly sent the dismissive response to ABC News following Walsh’s announcement Sunday.

This Joe Walsh is a totes True Conservative who spent all of two years as a Congressman. Ousted after one term, he was awarded a nationally syndicated talk show on the Salem Radio Network, which, believe me, is unlistenable. After proudly supporting the president, he is now his biggest critic, and gleefully accepted congratulations for such TruCons as Bill Kristol, Jennifer Rubin, and Louise Mensch.

“I’m running because he’s unfit. Somebody needs to step up and there needs to be an alternative,” Walsh told ABC’s George Stephanopoulos as he announced his official candidacy Sunday. “The country is sick of this guy’s tantrum. He’s a child. I’m going to run for president.”

Yep, the president is a child. Walsh, on the other hand, owes his ex-wife $117,437 of child support, lost his license for driving without insurance, and was removed from his radio show for using the N-word.

Walsh told Stephanopoulos that he “doesn’t want” Trump to win, even if he loses the primary to the president.

So Walsh is this year’s Evan McMullin. There is a bright side to all this, though; if Walsh runs, he has to leave the airwaves until after he finishes his “campaign.”

Good luck, Joe; I gleefully wait to see you capture .01% of the electorate. Douche.

And On The Seventh Day, Trump Rested

You may not believe this, but the leftist media lost their shite yesterday after President Trump referring to himself as the “chosen one” regarding negotiations with China.

President Donald Trump compared himself to the messiah Wednesday, telling a gaggle of reporters at the White House that he is the “chosen one” to take on China.

Normally I enjoy the Daily Caller, but if this clown William Davis thinks the president was serious, he is either stupid or willfully ignorant. I swear to Trump even the “conservative’ news sites are being infected with Trump Derangement Syndrome.

Trump said that the trade war with China chose him, not the other way around. The president has faced criticism for his tariffs, with many economists warning of a recession as a result of Trump’s trade policy.

“This is not my trade war, this is a trade war that should have taken place a long time ago, by a lot of other presidents,” Trump said. “Somebody had to do it. I am the chosen one.”

Oh my Trump, the president is a madman. Quick, someone invoke the 25th Amendment and drag him out of the Oval Office!

Now, I’m no writer, but maybe William Davis has heard of this new thing called exaggeration? How about sarcasm? Or comedy? Any of those ring a bell, Billy? No, I thought not.

Here’s an idea, maybe the president just saw The Matrix, and is pretending he’s Neo, the chosen one send to destroy the machines? Maybe the president was looking for tickets to Supertramp, and as the fifth caller, he was chosen for the seats? Unless you explore every single avenue and/or explanation, you aren’t really practicing journalism, eh, Willy?

Oh, and at the expense of losing readers, I do believe President Trump was a godsend. The damage done to America by a Hillary Clinton presidency would be irreparable. The economy would have gotten worse, we’d have lost the Supreme Court for a generation, and the Democrats would be coming for our guns. Is Trump the Messiah? Of course not, but he’s singlehandedly saving the greatest country on Earth.

The Maleficent Seven

A New Hampshire Democrat primary poll was taken last week, and while the serial groper, fake Indian, and elderly socialist did well, more than a handful of other Democrats received a harsh lesson in reality.

The twenty-something strong 2020 primary field has been desperate for a weeding since it hit double-digit territory, though even candidates who didn’t make a single debate stage have so far been reluctant to drop out. If they’re looking for a reason to do so, this new Boston Globe/Suffolk University poll of likely New Hampshire primary voters might be the answer.

Yet down at the other end of the spectrum, seven Democrats didn’t get a single survey respondent to declare they were their top primary choice: New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio; former Alaska Sen. Mike Gravel; Washington Gov. Jay Inslee; Miramir, Florida Mayor Wayne Messam; Massachusetts Rep. Seth Moulton; Ohio Rep. Tim Ryan; and former Pennsylvania Rep. Joe Sestak.

I’m torn about which is more hilarious; the demise of douchebag Tim Ryan or the flaccid showing of communist Bill de Blasio. And Joe Sestak? I live in Pennsylvania and even I didn’t know that clown was running!

Rainy Day Blues

Vacation has been fabulous so far, but today was our first rainy day. So, after two hours at the beach, we’re stuck inside, and I had a chance to read some blogs and news sites.

I wish I hadn’t.

First, I read a story that AG William Barr will not prosecute former FBU Director James Comey even though the Inspector General found Comey committed crimes. Apparently everyone in the Swamp gets the Hillary treatment.

I keep hearing he’ll be charged for FISA abuse, but I have no confidence in that.

Then there’s this. The president suggested John Rartcliffe step down from his DNI nomination because the mean Democrats will attack him and his family. Respectfully, Mr. President, is there a nominee they won’t try to destroy?

Then finally, the Mexican president is claiming the president is becoming “more moderate” with his immigration talk. Possibly bullshit, butt where is our wall? It’s been three years.

Th only good thing today is Kevin’s supermarket find. Old Bay seasoned Cheese Curls. OMG, they’re heaven in a package!

Baltimore’s Largest Rat

Representative Elijah Cummings is not only a corrupt leftist hack, but he’s also a racist blowhard who cares more about his financial statement than he does the people of Baltimore.

After days of trashing the president for telling the truth about “Charm City,” HUD Secretary invited Cummings to tour a facility with him in Baltimore. Guess what happened?

Maryland Democratic Rep. Elijah Cummings declined an offer to tour a Baltimore Housing and Urban Development (HUD) facility with HUD secretary Ben Carson on Wednesday.

HUD invited Cummings to tour the facility with Carson on Tuesday, however Cummings rejected the invitation.

When asked about Cummings’ absence at a press conference, Carson said that he did not know why Cummings did not attend the tour but guessed there may have been a scheduling issue.

Yeah, a “”scheduling conflict.” I’m sure it had nothing to do with the fact Cummings is a bloated coward who talks like a tough guy on MSNBC but in real life is a gigantic throbbing pussy.

Adding Intelligence To The DNI

President Trump has announced Texas Representative Dan Ratcliffe, the man who destroyed Mueller last week – will become his new Director of National Intelligence. This, ladies and gentlemen, is a spectacular move.

Republican Texas Rep. John Ratcliffe will replace Dan Coats as Director of National Intelligence (DNI) after months of issues between President Donald Trump and the intelligence community.

Trump announced Sunday that Ratcliffe would replace Coats, whose last day in office will be August 15, according to Trump’s tweet. Trump and Coats have publicly butted heads during the latter’s two-year tenure as DNI.

The president has been toying with the idea of getting rid of Coats for months, sources familiar with the situation previously told the Daily Caller.

Dan Coats was a stereotypical Swamp creature, who spent nearly forty of his 76 years in elected office. Recently, he’s spent more time trashing the president than doing his actual job, so Coats’ term wasn’t going to last the year.

To give you an idea of Ratcliffe’s political ideology, he’s already hated by the right people. Everyone from back-bench Senator Chris Murphy to the (hopefully) soon-to-be-prisoner John Brennan are already trashing him.