Sunday Services

What better way to celebrate a Sunday than by profiling everyone’s favorite Christian, Tim Tebow?

Timothy Richard Tebow (born August 14, 1987) is a former professional American football player (playing three seasons in the NFL) and current professional baseball outfielder in the New York Mets organization. He played college football for the University of Florida, winning the Heisman Trophy in 2007 and appearing on BCS National Championship-winning teams during the 2006 and 2008 seasons. Tebow was selected by the Denver Broncos in the first round of the 2010 NFL Draft and spent two seasons with the team. He also played for the New York Jets in 2012.

No one can convince me Tebow’s faith had nothing to do with his release from the NFL. The man isn’t the second coming of Tom Brady, but he was infinitely better than a lot of current NFL quarterbacks. Lookin’ at you, Colin Kaepernick.

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Today’s services revolve around Margot Robbie; the most delicious thing to come out of Australia since shrimp on the barbie.

Margot Elise Robbie, born 2 July 1990, is an Australian actress. In 2013, she made her big screen debut in Richard Curtis’s romantic comedy-drama film About Time and co-starred in Martin Scorsese’s biographical black comedy The Wolf of Wall Street. In 2016, she portrayed Jane Porter in the action-adventure film The Legend of Tarzan and Harley Quinn in the superhero film Suicide Squad. She appeared on Time magazine’s “The Most Influential People of 2017” list.

Margot portrayed the immortal Harley Quinn in Suicide Squad, and while the film itself was an incoherent mess, Robbie’s portrayal of the Joker’s main squeeze was on target.

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Today’s services highlight one of my favorite actors, a man who is great in everything, Jeff Bridges.

Jeffrey Leon “Jeff” Bridges (born December 4, 1949) is an American actor, singer, and producer. He comes from a prominent acting family and appeared on the television series Sea Hunt, with his father, Lloyd Bridges and brother, Beau Bridges. He won the Academy Award for Best Actor for his role as Otis “Bad” Blake in the 2009 film Crazy Heart, and earned Academy Award nominations for his roles in The Last Picture Show, Thunderbolt and Lightfoot, Starman, The Contender, True Grit, and Hell or High Water.

Yeah, that’s great and all, but everyone knows Bridges’ career begins and ends with Tron and The Big Lebowski…

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Since I will be spending the day with the family – Kevin makes his First Communion this afternoon – I wanted to post someone heavenly for today’s services. Namely, Olivia Munn.

Lisa Olivia Munn is an American actress and model. She was credited as Lisa Munn in her early career, but since 2006, she has used the name Olivia Munn.

Munn began her professional career in television journalism before becoming an actress. She co-hosted Attack of the Show! and was a correspondent on The Daily Show from 2010 to 2011. Munn has also had supporting roles in various films and television series. She appeared in the sequel film X-Men: Apocalypse as Psylocke.

I saw X-Men: Apocalypse this week – they didn’t get my money; it came via a free preview of HBO – and Olivia was made for spandex.

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Today’s services center upon actor/wrestler Dwayne Johnson, aka The Rock.

Dwayne Douglas Johnson (born May 2, 1972), also known by his ring name The Rock, is an American actor, producer, singer, and professional wrestler. He holds American and Canadian citizenships.

Born in California and raised between New Zealand and the U.S. states of Hawaii and Pennsylvania, Johnson was a college football player for the University of Miami, where he won a national championship on the 1991 Miami Hurricanes football team. He later played for the Calgary Stampeders in the Canadian Football League and was cut two months into the 1995 season. This led him to become a professional wrestler like his grandfather, Peter Maivia, and his father, Rocky Johnson, from whom he also inherited his Canadian citizenship.

Eww, Canada? How’s aboot you get a real country, eh?

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Yes, I know today is Saturday, but I wanted to get this out there because 1. tomorrow is Easter Sunday, and 2. no one reads the blog on Easter Sunday. The good news is today’s services focus upon one of the hottest women on the planet: Kate Beckinsale.

Kathrin Romary “Kate” Beckinsale (born 26 July 1973) is a British actress. After some minor television roles, she made her film debut in Much Ado About Nothing (1993) while still a student at the University of Oxford. She began to seek film work in the United States in the late 1990s and, after appearing in small-scale dramas The Last Days of Disco (1998) and Brokedown Palace (1999), she had starring roles in the war drama Pearl Harbor and the romantic comedy Serendipity. She followed those with appearances in The Aviator (2004) and Click (2006).

Since being cast as Selene in the Underworld film series (2003-present), Beckinsale has become known primarily for her work in action films, including Van Helsing (2004), Whiteout (2009), Contraband (2012), and Total Recall (2012).

There is a three-way – heh, heh, “three-way” – for my all-time hottest English actresses: Keira Knightley, Kate Winslet, and Kate Beckinsale. All three make my pants grow tight.

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Today’s services focus upon Sons of Anarchy actor Charlie Hunnam.

Charles Matthew Hunnam (born 10 April 1980) is an English actor. He is known for his roles as Jackson “Jax” Teller in the FX drama series Sons of Anarchy (2008–14), Lloyd Haythe in the Fox comedy series Undeclared (2001–02), the title role in Nicholas Nickleby (2002), and Raleigh Becket in Pacific Rim (2013).

Wait, Charlie Hunnam is English? He did a fantastic American accent on S.O.A. I’ll give him that.

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Today’s services focus upon the love of my life, my grade school/high school/college crush, and the hottest athlete ever to grace the planet Earth: Katarina Witt.

Katarina Witt (born 3 December 1965) is a retired German figure skater. Witt won two Olympic gold medals for East Germany, first at the 1984 Sarajevo Olympics and the second in 1988 at the Calgary Olympics. She is a four-time World champion (1984, 1985, 1987, 1988) and twice World silver medalist (1982, 1986). A feat only equaled by Sonja Henie among female skaters, Witt won six consecutive European Championships (1983–1988). Her competitive record makes her one of the most successful figure skaters of all time.

Katarina shares my daughter Julia’s birthday, and yet I would still dump her and my other children off at the local orphanage if she asked me to run away with her.

I mean, dude; seriously. She. Is. So. Hot! There is so much more below the fold, because… Katarina.

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Bond. James Bond is the subject of today’s services. Specifically, Daniel Craig.

Daniel Wroughton Craig (born 2 March 1968) is an English actor. He trained at the National Youth Theatre and graduated from the Guildhall School of Music and Drama in 1991, before beginning his career on stage. His film debut was in the drama The Power of One (1992). Cast as the fictional British secret agent James Bond in October 2005, his first film in the role, Casino Royale, was released internationally in November 2006.

Craig is married to the delicious Rachel Weisz. Mmm…

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This week’s sermon focuses upon Brazilian supermodel Adriana Lima. Lima made news this week when it was revealed she is dating New York Mets pitcher Matt Harvey. Really, a baseball player? What, you couldn’t find any real athletes?

Sometimes a couple just makes sense, like Matt Harvey and Adriana Lima, for example. The bad boy pitcher for the New York Mets and the Victoria’s Secret supermodel enjoyed a romantic dinner Wednesday night at the River Yacht Club in Miami. They arrived by yacht (of course) before settling on a cozy banquette where they snacked on oysters, the ceviche of the day, and branzino while sipping margaritas and champagne. The main attraction, however, was each other.

I am not a baseball fan – obviously – but for some reason, the babes flock to MLB stars. Just ask Kate Upton. *weeps openly*

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