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This week’s sermon focuses upon Brazilian supermodel Adriana Lima. Lima made news this week when it was revealed she is dating New York Mets pitcher Matt Harvey. Really, a baseball player? What, you couldn’t find any real athletes?

Sometimes a couple just makes sense, like Matt Harvey and Adriana Lima, for example. The bad boy pitcher for the New York Mets and the Victoria’s Secret supermodel enjoyed a romantic dinner Wednesday night at the River Yacht Club in Miami. They arrived by yacht (of course) before settling on a cozy banquette where they snacked on oysters, the ceviche of the day, and branzino while sipping margaritas and champagne. The main attraction, however, was each other.

I am not a baseball fan – obviously – but for some reason, the babes flock to MLB stars. Just ask Kate Upton. *weeps openly*

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Today’s sermon digs its claws into an actor I cannot believe I haven’t profiled before: Hugh Jackman.

Hugh Michael Jackman (born 12 October 1968) is an Australian actor, singer and producer. He is known for his long-running role as Wolverine in the X-Men film series, as well as for his lead roles in films such as the magic-themed drama The Prestige (2006), and the film version of Les Misérables (2012). His work in Les Misérables earned him his first Academy Award nomination for Best Actor and his first Golden Globe Award for Best Actor – Motion Picture Musical or Comedy.

Jackman has expressed an interest in football, committing his support to Norwich City FC. In the United States, Jackman supports the Philadelphia Union of Major League Soccer, attending a game at PPL Park in June 2010.

Holy crap, Wolverine is a Union fan? I didn’t think it was possible to like him more!

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Today’s sermon focuses upon Eva Mendes, who celebrates a birthday today. Eva makes me feel kinda funny… in my pants.

Eva de la Caridad Mendez (born March 5, 1974) is an American actress, model and businesswoman. She began acting in the late 1990s, and after a series of roles in B movies such as Children of the Corn V: Fields of Terror (1998) and Urban Legends: Final Cut (2000), she made a career-changing appearance in Training Day (2001).

Training Day is one of my favorite films, and not only because Eva gets naked in it; although it helps.

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This week’s sermon focuses upon actor, musician, and all-around English gentleman Idris Elba.

Idrissa Akuna “Idris” Elba, born 6 September 1972, is an English actor, musician, and DJ. He is known for playing drug lord Russell “Stringer” Bell on the HBO series The Wire, Detective John Luther on the BBC One series Luther, and Nelson Mandela in the biographical film Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom (2013). He has been nominated four times for a Golden Globe Award for Best Actor in a Miniseries or Television Film, winning one, and was nominated five times for a Primetime Emmy Award.

If you haven’t had the pleasure of seeing “The Wire,” I highly recommend it. It is arguably one of the most realistic police dramas ever made. (Just stop at Season 3, because Seasons 4 and 5 kind of go off the rails).

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This week’s worship centers upon actress/model Emily Ratajkowski. Emily is a kooky Bernie Sanders fan, but she is 1. crazy stupid hot, and 2. a stand-up kind of gal. To wit:

Model and actress Emily Ratajkowski attended a party on Sunday night, where she at one point ended up seated next to a New York Times reporter. During a conversation, the reporter called Melania Trump a “hooker,” according to Ratajkowski. Ratajkowski was having none of it and she took to Twitter to denounce the comment that she perceived as a major act of slut-shaming.

Ratajkowski is no President Trump fan. Much of her Twitter feed is filled with messages that counter or protest his agenda. But as she points out in her very first tweet, regardless of a person’s political views, they shouldn’t be subjected to sexually demeaning comments or slut-shaming.

The reporter was eventually outed as Jacob Bernstein, the despicable son of Carl Bernstein and the late Nora Ephron. Bernstein apologized for his comments on Twitter, but the New York Times took no disciplinary action against Jacob. Shocker, huh?

Bernstein would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn’t for that meddling Ratajkowski…

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Immigration has been the topic of the week, so I figured I would post someone with an international flair. In this case, it would be Antonio Banderas, who hails from Spain, not Mexico. Well, we’ll put up a wall for them as well.

José Antonio Domínguez Bandera (born 10 August 1960), known professionally as Antonio Banderas, is a Spanish actor, director, singer, and producer. He began his acting career with a series of films by director Pedro Almodóvar and then appeared in high-profile Hollywood movies, especially in the 1990s, including Assassins, Evita, Interview with the Vampire, Philadelphia, Desperado, The Mask of Zorro, The Expendables 3 and Spy Kids.

Heh, Spy Kids… ouch.

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Today is Super Bowl Sunday, and while I refuse to watch the game – thus giving the despicable NFL ratings – I did want to highlight an appropriate babe for the day: Gisele Bündchen.

Gisele Caroline Bündchen, born 20 July 1980, is a Brazilian fashion model and actress. Since 2004, Bündchen has been among the highest-paid models in the world, and as of 2007 was the 16th richest woman in the entertainment industry. In 2012, she placed 1st on the Forbes top-earning models list. In 2014, she was listed as the 89th Most Powerful Woman in the World by Forbes.

Claudia Schiffer and Naomi Campbell have stated that Bündchen is the only remaining true supermodel.

No argument there.

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The NHL All-Star Game will be held today (3:30pm ET on NBC) so what better subject for Sunday Services than perennial all-star Tyler Seguin?

Tyler Paul Seguin (born January 31, 1992) is a Canadian professional ice hockey centre currently playing for the Dallas Stars of the National Hockey League. Seguin was selected second overall in the 2010 NHL Entry Draft by the Boston Bruins and went on to win the 2011 Stanley Cup in his rookie season.

As the result of one of his best friends suffering a severe spinal cord injury, Seguin founded Seguin’s Stars upon arriving in Dallas. At every Stars home game during the season, Seguin donated a luxury suite, along with food and beverage, for individuals with spinal cord injuries. At the conclusion of every game, Seguin met his guests outside the Stars’ locker room for autographs and pictures.

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In honor of Donald Trump’s inauguration, I wanted an appropriate Sunday Services subject. After scouring teh innerwebz for a conservative celebrity, I found a woman who meets all my specifications: Lacey Chabert.

Lacey Nicole Chabert is an American actress and voice actress. She first gained prominence as a child actress on television for her role as Claudia Salinger in the television drama Party of Five (1994–2000). She has also provided the voice of Meg Griffin during the first production season of the animated sitcom Family Guy.

Chabert was born in Purvis, Mississippi, on September 30, 1982 to Julie and Tony Chabert. Her father, a French-speaker from Louisiana, is of Cajun, Sicilian and English descent; he worked as a maintenance operations representative for an oil company. Her mother has English, Scottish, and Italian ancestry.

She most likely learned her conservative Christian views from her parents, who were both blue collar workers. I’ll bet she grew up with one of those uber-sexy southern accents, too. Mmm…

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This week’s services focus upon country music star Toby Keith. Toby made news this week when it announced he would be performing at Donald Trump’s inauguration ceremonies.

Toby Keith, 3 Doors Down, Lee Greenwood and actor Jon Voight are some of the musicians and celebrities scheduled to be at a free celebration on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial Thursday.

The Presidential Inaugural Committee announced two celebrations to take place at the Lincoln Memorial on Thursday. The first, Voices of the People, will feature high school and military marching bands, choirs and other local performers while the second features some more high-profile artists.

Mrs. Earp is a huge country music fan, which means I am a huge country music fan as well. I like Toby Keith’s music – with the exception of the Red Solo Cup; God, that is so overplayed – but more importantly, I like Toby Keith. He is a good man who has all the right enemies.

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