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Today’s services center upon actor/wrestler Dwayne Johnson, aka The Rock.

Dwayne Douglas Johnson (born May 2, 1972), also known by his ring name The Rock, is an American actor, producer, singer, and professional wrestler. He holds American and Canadian citizenships.

Born in California and raised between New Zealand and the U.S. states of Hawaii and Pennsylvania, Johnson was a college football player for the University of Miami, where he won a national championship on the 1991 Miami Hurricanes football team. He later played for the Calgary Stampeders in the Canadian Football League and was cut two months into the 1995 season. This led him to become a professional wrestler like his grandfather, Peter Maivia, and his father, Rocky Johnson, from whom he also inherited his Canadian citizenship.

Eww, Canada? How’s aboot you get a real country, eh?

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Yes, I know today is Saturday, but I wanted to get this out there because 1. tomorrow is Easter Sunday, and 2. no one reads the blog on Easter Sunday. The good news is today’s services focus upon one of the hottest women on the planet: Kate Beckinsale.

Kathrin Romary “Kate” Beckinsale (born 26 July 1973) is a British actress. After some minor television roles, she made her film debut in Much Ado About Nothing (1993) while still a student at the University of Oxford. She began to seek film work in the United States in the late 1990s and, after appearing in small-scale dramas The Last Days of Disco (1998) and Brokedown Palace (1999), she had starring roles in the war drama Pearl Harbor and the romantic comedy Serendipity. She followed those with appearances in The Aviator (2004) and Click (2006).

Since being cast as Selene in the Underworld film series (2003-present), Beckinsale has become known primarily for her work in action films, including Van Helsing (2004), Whiteout (2009), Contraband (2012), and Total Recall (2012).

There is a three-way – heh, heh, “three-way” – for my all-time hottest English actresses: Keira Knightley, Kate Winslet, and Kate Beckinsale. All three make my pants grow tight.

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Today’s services focus upon Sons of Anarchy actor Charlie Hunnam.

Charles Matthew Hunnam (born 10 April 1980) is an English actor. He is known for his roles as Jackson “Jax” Teller in the FX drama series Sons of Anarchy (2008–14), Lloyd Haythe in the Fox comedy series Undeclared (2001–02), the title role in Nicholas Nickleby (2002), and Raleigh Becket in Pacific Rim (2013).

Wait, Charlie Hunnam is English? He did a fantastic American accent on S.O.A. I’ll give him that.

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Today’s services focus upon the love of my life, my grade school/high school/college crush, and the hottest athlete ever to grace the planet Earth: Katarina Witt.

Katarina Witt (born 3 December 1965) is a retired German figure skater. Witt won two Olympic gold medals for East Germany, first at the 1984 Sarajevo Olympics and the second in 1988 at the Calgary Olympics. She is a four-time World champion (1984, 1985, 1987, 1988) and twice World silver medalist (1982, 1986). A feat only equaled by Sonja Henie among female skaters, Witt won six consecutive European Championships (1983–1988). Her competitive record makes her one of the most successful figure skaters of all time.

Katarina shares my daughter Julia’s birthday, and yet I would still dump her and my other children off at the local orphanage if she asked me to run away with her.

I mean, dude; seriously. She. Is. So. Hot! There is so much more below the fold, because… Katarina.

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Bond. James Bond is the subject of today’s services. Specifically, Daniel Craig.

Daniel Wroughton Craig (born 2 March 1968) is an English actor. He trained at the National Youth Theatre and graduated from the Guildhall School of Music and Drama in 1991, before beginning his career on stage. His film debut was in the drama The Power of One (1992). Cast as the fictional British secret agent James Bond in October 2005, his first film in the role, Casino Royale, was released internationally in November 2006.

Craig is married to the delicious Rachel Weisz. Mmm…

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This week’s sermon focuses upon Brazilian supermodel Adriana Lima. Lima made news this week when it was revealed she is dating New York Mets pitcher Matt Harvey. Really, a baseball player? What, you couldn’t find any real athletes?

Sometimes a couple just makes sense, like Matt Harvey and Adriana Lima, for example. The bad boy pitcher for the New York Mets and the Victoria’s Secret supermodel enjoyed a romantic dinner Wednesday night at the River Yacht Club in Miami. They arrived by yacht (of course) before settling on a cozy banquette where they snacked on oysters, the ceviche of the day, and branzino while sipping margaritas and champagne. The main attraction, however, was each other.

I am not a baseball fan – obviously – but for some reason, the babes flock to MLB stars. Just ask Kate Upton. *weeps openly*

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Today’s sermon digs its claws into an actor I cannot believe I haven’t profiled before: Hugh Jackman.

Hugh Michael Jackman (born 12 October 1968) is an Australian actor, singer and producer. He is known for his long-running role as Wolverine in the X-Men film series, as well as for his lead roles in films such as the magic-themed drama The Prestige (2006), and the film version of Les Misérables (2012). His work in Les Misérables earned him his first Academy Award nomination for Best Actor and his first Golden Globe Award for Best Actor – Motion Picture Musical or Comedy.

Jackman has expressed an interest in football, committing his support to Norwich City FC. In the United States, Jackman supports the Philadelphia Union of Major League Soccer, attending a game at PPL Park in June 2010.

Holy crap, Wolverine is a Union fan? I didn’t think it was possible to like him more!

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Today’s sermon focuses upon Eva Mendes, who celebrates a birthday today. Eva makes me feel kinda funny… in my pants.

Eva de la Caridad Mendez (born March 5, 1974) is an American actress, model and businesswoman. She began acting in the late 1990s, and after a series of roles in B movies such as Children of the Corn V: Fields of Terror (1998) and Urban Legends: Final Cut (2000), she made a career-changing appearance in Training Day (2001).

Training Day is one of my favorite films, and not only because Eva gets naked in it; although it helps.

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This week’s sermon focuses upon actor, musician, and all-around English gentleman Idris Elba.

Idrissa Akuna “Idris” Elba, born 6 September 1972, is an English actor, musician, and DJ. He is known for playing drug lord Russell “Stringer” Bell on the HBO series The Wire, Detective John Luther on the BBC One series Luther, and Nelson Mandela in the biographical film Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom (2013). He has been nominated four times for a Golden Globe Award for Best Actor in a Miniseries or Television Film, winning one, and was nominated five times for a Primetime Emmy Award.

If you haven’t had the pleasure of seeing “The Wire,” I highly recommend it. It is arguably one of the most realistic police dramas ever made. (Just stop at Season 3, because Seasons 4 and 5 kind of go off the rails).

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This week’s worship centers upon actress/model Emily Ratajkowski. Emily is a kooky Bernie Sanders fan, but she is 1. crazy stupid hot, and 2. a stand-up kind of gal. To wit:

Model and actress Emily Ratajkowski attended a party on Sunday night, where she at one point ended up seated next to a New York Times reporter. During a conversation, the reporter called Melania Trump a “hooker,” according to Ratajkowski. Ratajkowski was having none of it and she took to Twitter to denounce the comment that she perceived as a major act of slut-shaming.

Ratajkowski is no President Trump fan. Much of her Twitter feed is filled with messages that counter or protest his agenda. But as she points out in her very first tweet, regardless of a person’s political views, they shouldn’t be subjected to sexually demeaning comments or slut-shaming.

The reporter was eventually outed as Jacob Bernstein, the despicable son of Carl Bernstein and the late Nora Ephron. Bernstein apologized for his comments on Twitter, but the New York Times took no disciplinary action against Jacob. Shocker, huh?

Bernstein would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn’t for that meddling Ratajkowski…

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