Dems Get Ready To Rumble

Like most of the civilized world, Nancy Pelosi has had enough of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.

USA Today published a profile of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi today which focused on her efforts to keep the far-left elements of her caucus from making life miserable for everyone else. Though Pelosi didn’t mention her by name, she did allude to Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez as someone who has a lot of Twitter followers but not much in the way of actual votes:

“While there are people who have a large number of Twitter followers, what’s important is that we have large numbers of votes on the floor of the House,” Pelosi said. Ocasio-Cortez has almost 4 million followers on Twitter.

When USA TODAY asked how more liberal members responded when she told them they needed legislation that could pass, she responded, “They’re fine.”

“As I say to my own district, ‘You go out and elect 218 people, just like San Francisco, then we can talk,’ ” she said. (H/TAOSHQ)

I am honestly surprised it took Pelosi five months to speak out about this unintelligent imbecile. Of course, if the Democrats had reined in AOC, Omar and Tlaib, they could have avoided this mess from the jump. That said, the Democrat-on-Democrat violence is a pleasure to behold.

Long Island, Short Bus

As you can imagine, Kyle has been inundated with mailers and brochures from many colleges this past year. One college which always sends him information if Hofstra University in Long Island, New York.

I am SO glad my son decided to ignore those mailers.

Students at Hofstra University in Long Island, New York, demanded on Friday that the school remove a statue of Thomas Jefferson, arguing that it is not possible for the university to have the statue on campus while also being an institution that “prides itself on diversity and inclusion.” Students also called on the university to train its faculty and professors to behave in a more politically correct manner.

Hofstra University students held their second annual “Jefferson Has Gotta Go!” protest of a Thomas Jefferson statue on campus on Friday, demanding that the university move the structure into a museum along with the “appropriate context.”

Thomas Jefferson is one of the greatest Americans who ever lived, and while he was a despicable piece of garbage toward President Washington – Jefferson attacked Washington’s actions and character, calling the president “senile” – it does not negate all the good he did for this fledgling country.

“So we just felt like, in addition to just, Thomas Jefferson being a slave owner and a um, sexual predator, and just, you know, awful, [the statue] is now an unavoidable thing,” said one student at an event on Friday, “it just doesn’t have a place, I think, on any college campus, like, there’s just no reason to, like, immortalize people who brutalize so many of the population.”

Ironically, most students at Hofstra probably revere Bill Clinton and Joe Biden, but they’re “acceptable” sexual predators.

Millennials are arguably the most ridiculed generation in American history, and rightly so. Smug attitudes and know-it-all personalities are rarely welcomed traits. That said, the onus here is on the parents. These people would rather be their children’s’ friends than parents, so they keep their offspring clear of “icky topics,” like the country’s rich history and the concept of American exceptionalism.

Of course, for that to happen both parent and child would have to put down their iPhones.

Believe. All. Women.

You may find this difficult to believe, but the former Vice-President of the United States is actually a creepy, lecherous degenerate who routinely preys on women.

After decades of misconduct, the 2014 Democratic nominee for lieutenant governor of Nevada – Lucy Flores – has come forward with her story.

I found my way to the holding room for the speakers, where everyone was chatting, taking photos, and getting ready to speak to the hundreds of voters in the audience. Just before the speeches, we were ushered to the side of the stage where we were lined up by order of introduction. As I was taking deep breaths and preparing myself to make my case to the crowd, I felt two hands on my shoulders. I froze. “Why is the vice-president of the United States touching me?”

I felt him get closer to me from behind. He leaned further in and inhaled my hair. I was mortified. I thought to myself, “I didn’t wash my hair today and the vice-president of the United States is smelling it. And also, what in the actual fuck? Why is the vice-president of the United States smelling my hair?” He proceeded to plant a big slow kiss on the back of my head. My brain couldn’t process what was happening. I was embarrassed. I was shocked. I was confused. There is a Spanish saying, “tragame tierra,” it means, “earth, swallow me whole.” I couldn’t move and I couldn’t say anything. I wanted nothing more than to get Biden away from me. My name was called and I was never happier to get on stage in front of an audience.

Now if I recall, the Brett Kavanaugh hearings taught us we need to believe all women, so I fully expect Joe Biden will withdraw his candidacy for President, and slink into obscurity forever more.

A Letter From Saint Paul To The Philistines

Paul Krugman, the uber-leftist columnist from the New York Times, wrote a column this week so sanctimonious that even Barack Obama would cringe. You see, Krugman wants “to help” Middle America, and he plans on to do so by insulting and talking down to the rubes who pollute that area of his country.

(The link is to the NYT, so feel free to ignore it.)

Rural lives matter — we’re all Americans, and deserve to share in the nation’s wealth. Rural votes matter even more; like it or not, our political system gives hugely disproportionate weight to less populous states, which are also generally states with relatively rural populations.

Nor was farming the only activity giving people a reason to live far from major metropolitan areas. There were, for example, almost half a million coal miners.

So let’s check the insult list. Rural? Check. Farmers? Check. Coal Miners? Double-check.

Here’s the pull quote from this smug, elitist bastard.

Even then, rural areas and small towns weren’t the “real America,” somehow morally superior to the rest of us. But they were a major part of the demographic, social and cultural landscape.

Not to worry, when paul Krugman is elected president, he will gladly deport these hicks to concentration camps, likely in Kentucky or Tennessee.

Not surprisingly, rural America is also pretty much the only place where Donald Trump remains popular; despite the damage his trade wars have done to the farm economy, his net approval is vastly higher in rural areas than it is in the rest of the country.

Perhaps that has something to do with the constant scorn and derision flung toward Middle America by hoity-toity cityfolk? The election of Donald Trump should have been a wake-up call for the Democrats. They underestimated Trump, his base, and his message.

Two years later, they still haven’t learned a damned thing.

College Admissions Scandal Snares Elites

Two Hollywood actresses, as well as dozens of the rich and powerful, have been charged with widespread cheating on college entrance exams.

Hollywood actresses Lori Loughlin and Felicity Huffman are among 50 people charged in a $25 million college entrance exam cheating scheme, according to court documents unsealed in Boston on Tuesday.

The alleged scam focused on getting students admitted to elite universities as recruited athletes, regardless of their athletic abilities, and helping potential students cheat on their college exams, according to the indictment.

Daniel Tosh, from Tosh.0, highlighted Hollywood’s nepotism on a show a year or two back. The majority of Hollywood’s elite achieved their fame on the backs of their mother, father, or both. Don’t believe me? Check Wikipedia and look up some of these actors’ parents. Getting their lousy kids into a prestigious college – whether they deserve it or not – is important in continuing the cycle.

Authorities said the FBI investigation, code-named Operation Varsity Blues, uncovered a network of wealthy parents who paid thousands of dollars to a California man who boosted their children’s chances of gaining entrance into elite colleges, such as Yale and Stanford, by paying people to take tests for their children, bribing test administrators to allow that to happen, and bribing college coaches to identify the applicants as athletes.

Actress Lori Loughlin, formerly of Full House, attempted to portray her demon seed as a world-class crew coxswain, even though she probably couldn’t even spell the word “row.”

Loughlin allegedly told the cooperating witness that she would arrange for one of her daughters to be photographed on a rowing machine to bolster the false claim on the application to USC that her daughter was the crew coxswain for the L.A. Marine Club team, according to court papers.

In an email, Loughlin allegedly agreed to keep the acceptance of her daughter and the scheme “hush hush.”

As a father of a high school lacrosse player who was accepted to a very good university, this story enrages me. My son worked very hard to get a 3.5 GPA, plays lacrosse for his high school and an elite club team, and he did it all on his own. Every one of these students should be banned from every university in the country, and their parents should be blacklisted in Hollywood.

We’re So Cool We’re White!

A new “scientific” study has determined white people cause the majority of America’s pollution, and our victims are the oppressed persons of color.

Blacks and Hispanics disproportionately breathe air that’s been polluted by non-Hispanic whites, according to a study. This new research quantifies for the first time the racial gap between who causes air pollution – and who breathes it.

“Pollution is disproportionately caused by whites, but disproportionately inhaled by black and Hispanic minorities,” the study said.

“Even though minorities are contributing less to the overall problem of air pollution, they are affected by it more,” said study co-author Jason Hill, an engineering professor at the University of Minnesota, who is white. “Is it fair (that) I create more pollution and somebody else is disproportionately affected by it?”

There is nothing so condescending as being lectured by a self-hating white person. This ass-clown claims whites produce more pollution “because of wealth,” and whites have a “pollution advantage,” which is an awesome accessory to my sparkling white privilege.

While it is only March 13th, I honestly believe this is the stupidest article of the year.

Welcome To Grand Wizard Station

Racist, antisemitic congress-critter Ilhan Omar received a glowing endorsement yesterday from a former Grand Wizard of the KKK. Kudos, Ilhan. Kudos.

Former Grand Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan David Duke called Democratic Minnesota Rep. Ilhan Omar “The Most Important Member Of The US Congress” because of her “defiance to Z.O.G” (Zionist Occupation Government) in a Thursday tweet.

Duke tweeted, “Dr Duke & Eric Striker: By Defiance to Z.O.G. Ilhan Omar is NOW the most important Member of the US Congress!” with an edited picture of Rep. Omar with a smiling heart eyed emoji next to her face.

Duke posted a podcast on his website. The podcast had a description that read, “In particular, they heaped praise on Ilhan Omar (D-New Somalia) for being the one person in Congress willing to notice AIPAC and the ‘dual’ loyalty of many (((members of Congress))).”

The three parentheses around “members of Congresss [sic]” in the description is an anti-Semitic symbol used subliminally to refer to Jewish people.

Normally, I would be overjoyed with this endorsement, but I’m afraid Ilhan’s rampant Jew hatred, along with Duke’s endorsement, won’t matter to Democrat voters in 2020. The party, and its base, have gone so far to the left they are literally unrecognizable.

Antisemitism Is Back In Style

Congressional Republicans are demanding Minnesota Jew-hating representative Ilhan Omar be removed from the House Foreign Affairs Committee in light of her recent, frequent antisemitic remarks.

House Minority Whip Steve Scalise said Tuesday that Speaker Nancy Pelosi should strip Minnesota Rep. Ilhan Omar of her seat on the House Foreign Affairs Committee, in an interview with Fox News. Omar has been accused recently of pushing anti-Semitic tropes.

House Democratic leaders plan on bringing a resolution condemning anti-Semitism to the floor Wednesday presumably because of the backlash Omar has faced. The text of the resolution reportedly does not mention her by name.

In a completely unrelated story, Somali gangs are waging war in Minneapolis. Seriously, what the hell happened to Minnesota?

Omar has received backlash for several comments related to Israel. She recently shared her sentiments regarding the Israel-Palestine conflict and the “dual loyalty” she feels like members of Congress have to Israel over the weekend. Many of her colleagues, including some on the Foreign Affairs Committee with her, have condemned her statements.

As of yesterday evening, the House Democrats’ resolution has been put on hold. The Congressional Black Caucus and the Congressional Progressive Caucus are demanding a delay.

Interesting how those who call their political opponents Nazis cannot agree to decry antisemitism.

God Truly Save The Queen

Queen Elizabeth II’s sixty-six years of brave, upright, principled leadership is about to be completely undone by her oafish son and her idiotic, leftist millennial grandson.

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have decided to raise a “gender-fluid” baby.

A source close to the couple [said] Meghan Markle, 37, was telling guests at her recent New York baby shower that she would raise their baby in a “fluid” way.

While it is unknown how strictly they will take their ‘gender fluid’ parenting, the royal couple may decide to avoid dressing their firstborn in typical pink or blue clothes associated with boys and girls and are likely to encourage their child to play with a variety of toys including dolls and trucks.

Or, on the other end of the spectrum, they could join a small group of parents who are raising ‘theybies’ — children who aren’t identified as a ‘he’ or ‘she’.

Imagine you lived through (and served) in World War II, helped manage one of the greatest countries on Earth, sat helpless through decolonization, and watched your son’s marriage deteriorate all to see your grandson and his leftist American wife decide they do not want to “burden” their child with a gender assignment.

Everyone Gets A Trophy

The vice-chancellor of Kingston University in London has unlocked the secret to minority students achieving better grades, and the solution is as ridiculous as you would expect.

The government has recently announced that it plans to improve how black, Asian and minority ethnic (BAME) students perform at university, putting the spotlight back on an issue that has blighted the higher education sector for far too long.

The fact is, according to the latest figures, just 66% of BAME students achieved a first or 2:1 degree in 2016-17, compared to 79.6% of white students. This is an issue affecting all universities, and requires a deep understanding of the factors involved and a genuine commitment to addressing the gap. There is no quick fix.

But there is, you see, and it’s right in front of your faces.

Universities could be recognised and rewarded for their progress through metrics-based exercises such as the Teaching Excellence Framework (Tef), which evaluates universities on the basis of their teaching quality and student outcomes. As it stands, a university could be awarded Tef gold while having no black students attaining a first class degree. That clearly does not reflect teaching excellence for everyone. (H/TAOSHQ)

The author is suggesting universities be punished if black students receive lower grades. The author’s plan would effectively eliminate a diploma’s value, because certain students would receive good grades, with or without hard work.