I was doing my level best to ignore this ridiculous story, but after no less than five people sent me the link, I caved. Remember the idiot who sued McDonald’s because the coffee was too hot? Well, that person has been usurped from the Most Frivolous Lawsuit Ever title. Meet Tessica Brown of Louisiana.
A Louisiana woman who went viral after struggling to remove Gorilla Glue from her hair claims that neither the hospital nor the company’s advice helped remove the hardened adhesive.
Now she’s considering a lawsuit to get out of the sticky situation.
So if I’m understanding the idiocy here, this dolt decided to put Gorilla Glue into her own hair, despite the fact anyone with an IQ higher than thirty knows that is the last thing you want to put on your body. Brown now believes she should be able to sue Gorilla Glue and the hospital for something she did voluntarily? Good luck with that, sister.
Tessica Brown hired an attorney and is weighing litigation against Gorilla Glue, because while the product’s label warns against using on eyes, skin or clothing, it does not mention hair, the outlet reports.
So it doesn’t specifically mention hair, because what kind of simpleton would apply it to their hair? It does say skin, however, so I’m fairly certain even the dumbest jury would find for the defendants here.