The FBI: Our Best And Brightest

According to congressional testimony, two high-level FBI officials has no idea traitorous agents Peter Strzok and Lisa Page were having an affair.

Apparently neither official noticed the strong odor of bleach surrounding the two.

Two FBI officials who worked closely with Peter Strzok and Lisa Page had no idea about the pair’s extramarital affair, they testified to a congressional committee, even though they work for an investigative agency and considered themselves friends.

The two who did not pick up on any signs of an affair played key roles in the investigation into Hillary Clinton’s private server use, which did not result in any criminal charges after FBI head James Comey drafted an exoneration speech before the investigation had concluded.

So these two officials are both liars and morons? Good to know.

A former undercover federal agent, Wayne Black [said] the officials’ blindness to the affair says something about the Clinton probe, in which important leads were allegedly not followed.

But it also, he said, suggests Strzok used his FBI-provided training in the art of deception to become a cunning liar, a talent turned against his wife, his colleagues and investigators examining his role in the Trump-Russia investigation.

Let’s not give Strzok too much credit. The man was a liar and a crook since birth, and if there is any justice in this country, he will soon be spending his free time in prison. We are either a nation of laws or we’re not. The Department of Justice needs to decide where we go as a country.

An Affair To Remember

Carrie Fisher And Harrison Ford Kissing

Harrison Ford is without question my favorite actor of all time. After reading this story, however, he will be my new god, and I will build many churches in his honor.

Carrie Fisher is going public with a secret she has guarded closely for 40 years: When she was 19, she and Harrison Ford, then a 33-year-old married father of two, had a whirlwind three-month affair while filming the original Star Wars in 1976.

“It was so intense,” the actress-author, 60, tells PEOPLE exclusively of the real-life romance die-hard fans of the franchise have wished for since Han Solo and Princess Leia captured hearts on-screen. “It was Han and Leia during the week, and Carrie and Harrison during the weekend,” she says.

Harrison Ford was banging Carrie Fisher in her prime. God damn, that’s a good pull!

Princess Leia Slave Bikini

I stand corrected. It’s a great pull!