Come Mister Taliban, Tally Me Banana

Meet Qamar Gul. Qamar is arguably the bravest teenager in all of Afghanistan. She is the dictionary definition of bad-ass, with a heaping helping of awesome.

A teenager reportedly killed two Taliban fighters after they murdered her parents outside of their home last week in the Ghor province of Afghanistan.

The armed group was on the hunt for Gul’s father, a village leader and ardent supporter of the government, but killed the man’s wife after she resisted, Afghan police told AFP, an international wire service. Qamar Gul, 15, grabbed an AK-47 and gunned down the two Taliban militants, injuring several others.

“Qamar Gul, who was inside the house, took an AK-47 gun the family had and first shot dead the two Taliban fighters who killed her parents, and then injured a few others,” police official Habiburahman Malekzada told the AFP.

She gets a few more bodies under her belt she’ll have th change her name to Ra’s al Guhl.

Caption Contest Winners

The Wait Your Turn! Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. “How do you like your Pelosi? Rare or well done?” – William
4. How much plastic turkey do you want? – Veeshir
3. Which one of you said my wife is hot? You’re right, she is hot. – Ingineer66
2. No soup for you!! – Sully

WINNER! – “If you don’t eat your meat……you can’t have any pudding…….” – Dalek

Trump Recommits To Afghanistan

As I mentioned in the previous post, I’m on vacation, so unlike other years, I’m cutting back on posting. I’ll probably put up two posts a day instead of the usual three, at least until Friday. Sorry, but I am burned out on writing, and I am expecting to do literally nothing for a week.

In the meantime, I see the country is still going to shit.

President Donald Trump opened the door to an increase in U.S. troops in Afghanistan as part of a retooled strategy for the region, overcoming his own doubts about fighting on in America’s longest military conflict.

Trump, in a prime-time televised address at a military base near Washington, said his new approach was aimed at preventing Afghanistan from becoming a safe haven for Islamist militants bent on attacking the United States.

“My original instinct was to pull out,” he said, but added he was convinced by his national security advisers to strengthen the U.S. ability to prevent the Taliban from ousting the U.S.-backed government in Kabul.

Meh, this sounds like is has McMasters’ fingerprints all over it, and I don’t trust that clown as far as I can throw him. Look, there is a reason that shithole is nicknamed the “graveyard of empires,” and after sixteen years we’re still stalled. I don’t blame the troops; I blame the leadership.

Personally, I think pulling out would have been a better idea. When Afghanistan needs to be put back into line, we bomb them forward to the Stone Age.

I don’t know, maybe I’m wrong, but I think doubling down on this fifth-world country is a mistake.

Caption Contest Winners

The Through The Looking Glass Caption Contest has now concluded.

Top Three Entries:
3. Afghan boys go a little too far when it comes to peeping in the girls locker room. – Cathy
2. United demonstrates their new policy to get paying customers to give up their seats. – MelP

WINNER! – “Hey, what’s that sound..?”
“It’s just a cargo plane, nothing to worry about…” – Sully

The Mother Of All Badasses

U.S. military commanders ordered an attack on ISIS locations inside Afghanistan yesterday, and they christened the MOAB with terrorist blood.

The United States has dropped its largest non-nuclear weapon after it targeted ISIS a network of caves and tunnels in eastern Afghanistan.

U.S. forces used a GPS-guided GBU-43 bomb, which is 30 feet long and weighs a staggering 21,600 pounds. It is known as the ‘Mother Of All Bombs’ – a play on ‘MOAB,’ an acronym that stands for ‘Massive Ordnance Air Burst.’

A crater left by the blast is believed to be more than 300 meters wide after it exploded six feet above the ground. Anyone at the blast site was vaporized.

Trump suggested he had not personally ordered the bomb strike but delegated authority to commanders in the field. The move marks the fulfillment of a 17-month-old campaign promise Trump delivered in Iowa, when he scoffed at ISIS terror forces and said he ‘would bomb the s**t out of them’ if he became president.

Dear goat-humping ISIS bastards, Barack Obama – aka Polly Prissypants – is no longer sullying the White House with his weeping vagina. A real man resides there now, and he doesn’t care about your grievances, your motives, or your threats. Donald Trump only cares about wiping you off the map.

Enjoy your virgins.