Face Time Turns Into Face Trauma

Meet William Atkinson from Cumberland, Maryland.

William was arrested after allegedly assaulting his wife and punching the male who was banging her in a vehicle.

A Maryland man assaulted his wife after she FaceTimed him while having sex with another man inside a car parked outside a Best Western hotel in Pennsylvania, according to a felony complaint. Upon receiving the video calls, cops say, William Atkinson, 34, asked a friend to drive him to the parking lot so they could confront the victim and her male companion. The duo, Atkinson told police, were “egging him on” during the FaceTime calls.

Wow, you were at a Best Western, and couldn’t even pay for a room?

When Atkinson arrived at the parking lot in Somerset on September 21, he struck the other man, and “then this unknown male fled the scene,” according to a probable cause affidavit that answers few of the obvious questions raised by the incident.

Atkinson, seen above, then allegedly punched and kicked his 32-year-old spouse. The beating left the woman–whom Atkinson said was his wife of three years–severely bruised and bleeding heavily from her face, nose, and mouth.

Having said that, don’t cry for the victim. She’s no angel.

In 2016, the victim was arrested for attempted murder after an argument with her boyfriend ended in gunfire.

Honestly, if you ask me, the wife is much worse than the husband in this incident. Yes, he whooped her ass, but she sent him video of some other guy banging her, before egging him on.

(Thanks much to Mis. Hum. at AOSHQ for the ONT linkage!)

Our Best And Brightest

An off-duty Philadelphia police officer has been arrested and charged with aggravated assault and DUI after he allegedly plowed his personal vehicle into the front of a residence.

An off-duty Philadelphia police officer is facing drunken-driving charges after his car careened out of control and crashed into a couple’s home, critically injuring a woman and killing one of her dogs.

Police say 27-year-old Gregory Campbell, an officer with the 14th district, was driving his silver 2014 Dodge Dart north on Caroline Road near the Northeast Philadelphia Airport at 8.20pm on Saturday when it went airborne and smashed into a home in the 2800 block of Comly Road.

The residence is a five minute drive from my house.

The sedan smashed through the property, leaving a 53-year-old woman pinned under the vehicle and unconscious. She was taken to Jefferson Torresdale Hospital in critical condition. The woman’s 45-year-old husband was injured on his right arm, hand, hip, leg and back. Two dogs were also struck, one of them fatally.

The Philadelphia Fraternal Order of Police building is a block away from there. It’s located in an industrial park, and while the place hosts classes, weddings, parties, etc., most cops go there for the bar. Some get hammered and decide to drive home. Some make it, some do not.

For the record, I’ve been there three times in 26 years; all for retirement parties of coworkers.

Campbell was also taken to the hospital for treatment of a laceration to the head. Officials say he is facing charges of aggravated assault, driving under the influence and related offenses. He was arraigned on Sunday and had his bail set at 10 per cent of $40,000.

When we first heard the call, the rumor was the woman was dead. Glad to see she’s still alive, and hopefully the family will put up concrete pillars in front of the house from now on. As for the cop, well, that’s his mess to clean.

Struck The Police!

Don’t you just hate it when you’re driving down the highway – the wrong way – minding your own business – while drunk – and the racist, fascist cops try to stop youwhile you’re ignoring their commands – and start chasing your car?

Man, I hate it when that happens.

David Schubert, 26, faces a long list of charges including aggravated assault by vehicle while DUI, reckless endangerment, resisting arrest, fleeing from police and multiple traffic violations.

The pursuit began just after 3:30 a.m. when Erie Police observed the vehicle traveling south in the wrong lane towards northbound traffic, police said. When officers tried to pull over the vehicle, Schubert refused to stop and sped off.

Erie Police pursued the vehicle and were able to stop it in the 5400 block of Old French Rd. The suspect refused to exit the vehicle and then proceeded to speed towards the officers, nearly hitting two of them while running over a parked Erie Police cruiser. The suspect drove over the hood of the vehicle and a guard rail.

In fairness, David was simply trying to facilitate the confiscation of his vehicle – by slamming into the police cruisers – and surrendering to the injured officers.

(Many thanks to Mis.Hum. at AOSHQ for the linkage!)

Vanessa At The Bat

vanessa-barceloMeet Vanessa Barcelo.

Vanessa is a hot little beauty queen who was recently crowned Miss Miami Lakes. She wowed the judges in the evening gown event, impressed the guys during the swimsuit competition, and her talent? Well, let’s say it’s swinging a baseball bat.

Reigning Miss Miami Lakes Vanessa Lucile Barcelo, 26, was arrested on Thursday after allegedly accosting a man who was at a party she was hosting at her home. She faces charges of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, aggravated battery and battery.

NBC reports Barcelo was “very intoxicated” when she told the man, who she reportedly knows, to leave her house. Though he was complying, Barcelo and another unnamed man allegedly kept pushing him down the stairs. She also then allegedly chased him out of the house with an aluminum baseball bat, striking him in the back and shoulder. She was wearing a onesie covered in snowmen during the alleged attack.

For some reason, I am unsure whether the onesie is a sign that she’s a sexy little minx, or that she’s batshit crazy. Probably a little from column A, a little from column B.