It’s Funny When It Happens To Her

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, arguably the dumbest representative in American history, has been staying away from Twitter because people have been criticizing her for being photographed without a mask during her Florida vacation. Since Cortez is a whiny little bitch, she is now claiming the Twitter comments are giving her “anxiety.”

My heart bleeds.

Far-left Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) says she has been avoiding Twitter since she tested positive for COVID-19 days after being spotted partying maskless in Florida because it gives her “anxiety.”

It would make my day if she was taking pills – a lot of pills – and alcohol – gallons of it – to get through the day. While she’s at it, I would like to recommend Xanax as well.

AOC said that she had decided to take a break from Twitter following “negative comments” stemming from her battle with COVID-19 which gave her “anxiety.”

The same woman who accused Republicans daring to criticize her for cavorting maskless in Florida – on Twitter mind you – that they were just ‘sexually frustrated’ is super-upset about negativity on the platform, you guys.

So this stupid bint is just now finding out Twitter is toxic? Wow, that “degree” from Boston University is really paying off. As for the sexually frustrated comment, no one – and I mean no one – on the conservative side of the aisle would even look in your direction, let alone bang you.

You’re a disgusting piece of garbage who should be cleaning fast food restaurant floors, a job for which you are not qualified.

Stupid Bint Says Stupid Things

For the past few days, Democratic Socialist – aka Nazi – Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has been regaling anyone and everyone about her harrowing experience during the armed takeover of the U.S. Capitol. You know, the one where the Capital Police stepped aside and let everyone enter?

This may come as a shock to you, but this stupid hoor was lying. Dolphin teeth wasn’t even in the Capitol during the “riot.” Imagine that, a Democrat lying.

Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) has spoken at length about her experience during the Capitol Hill riot on Jan. 6. From her live Instagram videos, it has seemed like she was on the front line, facing down Trump supporting rioters in the halls outside her office. But it turns out, Ocasio-Cortez wasn’t in the Capitol at the time of the assault on Congress, she was in her office another building entirely.

Ocasio-Cortez’s congressional office is in the Cannon House Office Building, according to her website, her Washington, DC address is 229 Cannon HOB. The Cannon HOB is accessible to the Capitol via tunnel. On Tuesday, Ocasio-Cortez spoke to millions of fans on Instagram relaying her past experience of sexual assault, which she said left her traumatized. This experience, she said, was compounded by her what happened to her during the Capitol Hill riot.

For the record, I would also wager AOC was never sexually assaulted, either. The woman is an attention hoor, as well as a real hoor, so her credibility should always be in question.

Kenyan Leftist Endorses Leftists

Barack Obama, the most divisive, corrupt, incompetent president in American history, released his list of endorsed candidates Monday. Great job, Barry; as if you have any pull with the average American voter.

There was one prominent leftist missing off the SCOAMF’s list, however, and the snub is high-larious.

Former President Barack Obama endorsed more than 100 Democratic candidates running for office this November, but didn’t offer his support to progressive Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.

“I’m proud to endorse this diverse and hopeful collection of thoughtful, empathetic and highly qualified Democrats,” Obama said. “Together, these candidates will help us redeem our country’s promise by sticking up for working people, restoring fairness and opportunity to our system, and fighting for the good of all Americans — not just those at the top.”

To quote Joe Pesci in My Cousin Vinny: “Yeah, everything that guy just said is bullshit.”

Obama endorsed progressive candidate Jamaal Bowman, a former middle school principal and first-time candidate who toppled longtime Rep. Eliot Engel in New York’s Democratic primary in June.

Despite Bowman being backed by Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., Obama did not offer her his endorsement.

First, Obama’s endorsement did nothing for Bowman. Engel was at a rally during the riots and was caught on a hot mic stating, “If I didn’t have a primary, I wouldn’t care.” That’s what doomed Engel, queerbait, not your magical endorsement.

Second, your snub of Ocasio-Cortez is not exactly a profile in courage. Most Americans think AOC is a piece of garbage, and with the exception of her three anti-American cohorts, everyone wants to see her lose.

But yes, please tell us how you’re still a political kingmaker, and not a dog-eating fraud.

The Dumbest Woman On Earth

Tombstone toothed leftist politician Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez went on yet another rant Tuesday, calming prehistoric diseases may inhabit the Earth if Climate Change is not controlled immediately.

Democratic New York Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez told fans on a live stream Tuesday that if climate change isn’t stopped, glaciers could melt and expose humans to diseases tens of thousands of years old.

“There are a lot of diseases that are frozen in some of these glaciers that scientists fear that there is a potential that a lot of diseases could escape these melted glaciers,” Ocasio-Cortez said on Instagram Live.

The worst of which are the dreaded Ceratosaurus Crabs and the painful Raptor Rectal Itch.

““Um…and so that’s a concern…Even if there are no diseases frozen at all in these glaciers, you have diseases that are spread by mosquitoes, and now mosquitoes are starting to fly further north that carry diseases like malaria, and a whole slew of other things.”

This dimwitted bint acts as if mosquitoes were extinct for eons. Hey beaver teeth, mosquitoes have been spreading diseases for centuries, and it has nothing to do with the polar ice cap!

Poll: Voters Equate Dems With Socialism

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, the bartender-turned-politician, is now the face of the Democratic Party. As a result, American voters are shying away from the Democrats and their socialist policies.

Top Democrats are quietly circulating a poll from May showing swing state voters are tying New York Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s brand of progressive liberalism with the mainstream Democratic Party.

Those distributing the poll say swing voters know and dislike socialism, with some operatives warning the connection could cost the Democratic Party the House and the presidency. One operative lamented the over-sized amount of media coverage Ocasio-Cortez and her progressive colleagues are attracting.

It won’t surprise you to learn AOC and her merry band of national socialist misfits are not very popular with American voters.

More than 74% of voters in the poll recognized Ocasio-Cortez, with 22% of people surveyed holding a favorable view. One of the New York Democrat’s colleague, Democratic Rep. Ilhan Omar of Minnesota, received a similar level of fanfare among those polled. She was recognized by 53% of the voters, with 9% of people holding a favorable view of her.

Is it possible AOC is a Republican sleeper agent, taking down the Democrats from the inside?

Probably not, but let’s be honest; both AOC and Omar will easily be reelected in their districts. I’d like to think the average American voter is shocked and appalled at the Democrats’ hard left turn, but there are still many, many people who will vote a straight Democrat ticker in 2020.

Yes, socialism is awful, but in the end, Orange. Man. Bad.

Okay, Donkey

Dentally-challenged leftist simpleton Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was observed screaming at Border Patrol agents during a visit to the border near El Paso, Texas.

Democratic New York Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez reportedly screamed at federal law enforcement officers Monday while visiting the U.S.-Mexico border.

The freshman Democrat screamed at law enforcement agents “in a threatening manner” during a visit to a U.S. Border Patrol facility in El Paso, Texas, according to The Washington Examiner, and also reportedly refused to tour the facility.

This twat continually flaps her giant teeth, claiming these facilities are concentration camps, but she refused to actually take a tour? So, as usual, she is making up her own “facts.”

The news comes just hours after Ocasio-Cortez sent out a tweet saying that she saw people “drinking out of toilets” inside the facilities and “officers laughing in front of members Congress.”

The toilet claim is bullshit and she knows that. However, I really want to believe the claim that officers were laughing at the congresscritters, because I would have even more respect for these heroes.

Oh, and for the record, U.S. women’s soccer player LGBT activist Megan Rapinoe stated she and her fellow “athletes” would refuse to go to the White House is they win the Women’s World Cup. Rapinoe did, however, accept AOC’s invitation to meet select – read: Democrat – congresscritters.

Not only do I hope they lose, but I hope Rapinoe tears her ACL in both knees.

California Reamin’

A minor league baseball team in Fresno, California aired a Memorial Day video which featured President Reagan mentioning “enemies of freedom.” One of those pictured was apparently leftist enemy of freedom Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.

A California minor league baseball team played a tribute video on Memorial Day to honor America’s fallen heroes, which included a photograph of Democratic New York Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez while mentioning the “enemies of freedom.”

The Fresno Grizzlies, a Triple-A affiliate of the Washington Nationals, aired the video between games of a doubleheader on Monday. The tribute, which featured former President Ronald Reagan’s 1981 inaugural address, showed a montage of patriotic images including American landmarks, accomplishments and military servicemen fighting for freedom.

Normally, I would encourage everyone to support the Grizzlies for this, but apparently they’re now claiming they “didn’t know” AOC would be in the video, and are “embarrassed” about it. So screw them and everyone who looks like them. Next time, watch the entire video before airing it. Dumbasses.

It Is Just Idiots All The Way Down

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, the dumbest person ever elected to Congress, is ridiculing those who agreed with her own idiotic twelve-year deadline to save the planet from climate change.

New York Democratic Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez said “you’d have to have the social intelligence of a sea sponge” to take her literally when she invoked a 12-year deadline to stop “world ending” global warming.

What kind of jackass would agree with such an insipid position?

However, at least five Democrats running for president in 2020 invoked the “12 years left” talking point as a sign of how seriously they took climate change to build support among the environmental left.


In January, Ocasio-Cortez said young people were worried “the world is going to end in 12 years if we don’t address climate change.” In April, Ocasio-Cortez warned again there were only 12 years left and that “for everyone who wants to make a joke about that, you may laugh, but your grandkids will not.”

On Sunday, however, Ocasio-Cortez seemingly flipped her position on the 12-year deadline. Her “world ending” warning was only “dry humor,” and that “you’d have to have the social intelligence of a sea sponge to think it’s literal,” she tweeted.

Yes, why would anyone think you were serious when you repeated the phrase over and over again on television, radio, rallies, and in print?

The majority of Democrats – including many presidential contenders – hopped aboard AOC’s Green New Deal while AOC sat there like a braying jackass. Then, a few people reminded this dumbass if we banned air travel, it would take weeks for the Hawaii’s elected officials to get there from D.C.

Finally realizing she had become a laughingstock, AOC pulled out the leftist playbook, and claimed she was “joking.” Yes, because you’re all about jokes. You’re a regular Hee Haw cast member.

Dems Get Ready To Rumble

Like most of the civilized world, Nancy Pelosi has had enough of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.

USA Today published a profile of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi today which focused on her efforts to keep the far-left elements of her caucus from making life miserable for everyone else. Though Pelosi didn’t mention her by name, she did allude to Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez as someone who has a lot of Twitter followers but not much in the way of actual votes:

“While there are people who have a large number of Twitter followers, what’s important is that we have large numbers of votes on the floor of the House,” Pelosi said. Ocasio-Cortez has almost 4 million followers on Twitter.

When USA TODAY asked how more liberal members responded when she told them they needed legislation that could pass, she responded, “They’re fine.”

“As I say to my own district, ‘You go out and elect 218 people, just like San Francisco, then we can talk,’ ” she said. (H/TAOSHQ)

I am honestly surprised it took Pelosi five months to speak out about this unintelligent imbecile. Of course, if the Democrats had reined in AOC, Omar and Tlaib, they could have avoided this mess from the jump. That said, the Democrat-on-Democrat violence is a pleasure to behold.

Caption Contest Winners

The Those Are Some Big Teeth Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. Hey, I’m dumber than you are! No you’re not, I’m dumber that you are!! – William
4. Hey, Ayanna, I have a coupon for Crest White Strips. Couldn’t hurt! – Ronni
3. “And then, like, the guy ordered a White Russian, and I was like, ‘Check your privilege, bro!’” – Barry D.
2. Are we grasping at straws today or banning them…? I forget… – Sully

WINNER! – That’ll do, Donkey. That’ll do. – Jim