Caption Contest Winners

The Designing Women Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. Now I know why Melania has that smirk on her face all the time… – DocRambo
4. “Trump’s is this long, I swear!” – Mike AKA Proof
3. “If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! C’mon everybody!” – Sully
2. “You know, the whole world thinks you’re only this far from being a straight-up communist.” – J-Dub

WINNER! – Michelle Obama and I went to the toilet together and…. – TXNick

Weekend Caption Contest

Designing Women Caption Contest
(Source: Reuters)

Caption this photo in the comments section. The winners will be posted on Monday, August 26th.

Original Caption: Iceland’s Prime Minister Katrin Jakobsdottir gestures as German Chancellor Angela Merkel looks on during a news conference in Reykjavik, Iceland. REUTERS/Ints Kalnins

Caption Contest Winners

The Bottoms Up Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. Angela Merkel finds out that a “cultural enricher” is moving in next door to her. – William
4. We must thank Merkel for stealing Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s elixir of life. Will Ruth finally retire? – Cathy
3. “Mmm… precious blood.” – Barry D.
2. Upon finishing the sample, the students of the Junior University immediately requested a 15 million Euro grant to begin work on the antidote… – Sully

WINNER! – Globalist Kool-Aid now comes in an easy-to-swallow tube! – J-Dub

Caption Contest Winners

The Lean On Me Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. Angela, haven’t you heard of breath mints? – Ronni
4. Angela, I am not the President that tapped your phone. – Ingineer66
3. Trump: “Keep trying to stare me down, Angela, and I’ll move all the U.S. troops to Poland.” – TXNick
2. Angela Merkel is seen here putting a great deal of pressure on an innocent table… – Sully

WINNER! – Bolton: Uh, Angela, offering the President a lap dance is highly inappropriate.
Trump: Hold on there Stache, let’s hear her out. – Jim

Weekend Caption Contest

Lean On Me Caption Contest
(Source: Angela Merkel – Instagram)

Caption this photo in the comments section. The winners will be posted on Monday, June 18th.

Original Caption: A handout photograph from the German government shows a group of leaders at the Group of Seven summit, including German Chancellor Angela Merkel and President Trump, in Canada on June 9, 2018. Jesco Denzel—EPA-EFE

Caption Contest Winners

The Sister Europe Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. “Angela you sing bass..we have plenty of tenors in this group..” – INPiker
4. “What? Tofu bratwurst?” – Mario Mirarchi
3. “Why is it you can never trust those French to ever show up?” – RedneckGeezer
2. Europe’s Got Talent didn’t have quite the cachet of its American counterpart. – Mike AKA Proof

WINNER! – Ok lads, whose hand was that?? – Jenn

Weekend Caption Contest

Sister Europe Caption Contest
(Source: Reuters)

Caption this photo in the comments section. The winners will be posted on Monday, May 14th.

Original Caption: German Chancellor Angela Merkel, Spain’s King Felipe and former winners of the Charlemagne Prize sing during a ceremony where French President Emmanuel Macron (not pictured) was awarded with the prize in Aachen, Germany. REUTERS/Wolfgang Rattay

Slovenian Heiled For His German Parody

A Slovenian comedian has created a musical parody involving German Uberfrau Angela Merkel and the Islamist invasion refugee crisis.

Klemen Slakonja plays the German chancellor in the YouTube video, along with a cast of dozens. Merkel dances with the German national soccer team as well as with “refugees” made up to resemble zombies. Adolf Hitler and Trump make brief cameo appearances.

“Refugees coming to Europe … don’t have the opportunities that they should get, so they are like the living dead here,” Slakonja explained to Reuters.

Excuse me, sir, but what the f**k are you talking about? Merkel has bent over backwards for her Islamic overlords, while simultaneously ignoring their crimes and threatening citizens who dare speak out against them.

Oh, and for the record, I honestly don’t care that much about the play; I just think women in dirndls are crazy stupid hot.