Caption Contest Winners

The Sister Europe Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. “Angela you sing bass..we have plenty of tenors in this group..” – INPiker
4. “What? Tofu bratwurst?” – Mario Mirarchi
3. “Why is it you can never trust those French to ever show up?” – RedneckGeezer
2. Europe’s Got Talent didn’t have quite the cachet of its American counterpart. – Mike AKA Proof

WINNER! – Ok lads, whose hand was that?? – Jenn


Weekend Caption Contest

Sister Europe Caption Contest
(Source: Reuters)

Caption this photo in the comments section. The winners will be posted on Monday, May 14th.

Original Caption: German Chancellor Angela Merkel, Spain’s King Felipe and former winners of the Charlemagne Prize sing during a ceremony where French President Emmanuel Macron (not pictured) was awarded with the prize in Aachen, Germany. REUTERS/Wolfgang Rattay

Slovenian Heiled For His German Parody

A Slovenian comedian has created a musical parody involving German Uberfrau Angela Merkel and the Islamist invasion refugee crisis.

Klemen Slakonja plays the German chancellor in the YouTube video, along with a cast of dozens. Merkel dances with the German national soccer team as well as with “refugees” made up to resemble zombies. Adolf Hitler and Trump make brief cameo appearances.

“Refugees coming to Europe … don’t have the opportunities that they should get, so they are like the living dead here,” Slakonja explained to Reuters.

Excuse me, sir, but what the f**k are you talking about? Merkel has bent over backwards for her Islamic overlords, while simultaneously ignoring their crimes and threatening citizens who dare speak out against them.

Oh, and for the record, I honestly don’t care that much about the play; I just think women in dirndls are crazy stupid hot.