Huma Lets The Weiner In

Huma Abedin, the political aide and “longtime companion” of Hillary Clinton, has welcomed her estranged husband, Anthony Weiner back into their home.

That’s right people, the big Dick is back!

The former Democratic congressman from New York, who recently completed a stint in prison for sexting with a 15-year-old girl, is getting another chance with his wifey Huma Abedin, a longtime aide of Hillary Clinton.

The Daily Mail first reported the news Monday that Weiner — a “disgraced politician” — was spotted moving back into the couple’s abode over the weekend.

Weiner left a halfway house in the Bronx where the registered Level 1 sex offender bided his time as a segue between prison and the real life. The twice-New York City mayoral failure was sentenced to 21 months for his crime. Authorities let him out of the jug early for good behavior.

Weiner was on good behavior because he wasn’t allowed to contact underage girls in prison. That said, I guarantee he’ll be sexting young girls before day’s end.

Hot Dog, We Have A Weiner!

The girl who was involved in the latest Anthony Wiener sexting scandal has come forward to claim her money and fifteen minutes of fame. The teenager spoke with Inside Edition, reminding everyone what kind of people surround Hillary Clinton.

Now 16, she spoke to Inside Edition this week as Weiner awaits sentencing for transferring obscene material to a minor, a crime he admitted in May. The charge carries a maximum sentence of 10 years but Weiner will not spend more than 27 months in jail as part of his plea deal.

In her interview this week, the teenager said she was ‘disgusted’ by the messages she received from Weiner who, at the time, was still living with wife Huma Abedin, one of Hillary Clinton’s closest aides.

She said last year that their relationship with consensual and begged her father not to press charges against him but took part in her sit-down interview with DailyMail.com in the hope that it would stop him from sexting underage girls.

Anthony Weiner is a despicable piece of filth who deserves to spend the entire twenty-seven months in prison. That said, he should also be sentenced to another five years for sexting such a unattractive, bloated heifer.

*I renounce myself.

Weiner Rising

The FBI is reopening its investigation into Hillary Clinton’s email server, thanks in part to her right-hand woman… and her husband’s right hand.

A major development just 11 days before the presidential election, the FBI is re-opening its investigation into former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton’s emails.

“In connection with an unrelated case, the FBI has learned of the existence of emails that appear to be pertinent to the investigation,” FBI director James Comey wrote in an letter to members of Congress released Friday. “I am writing to inform you that the investigative team briefed me on this yesterday, and I agreed that the FBI should take appropriate investigative steps designed to allow investigators to review these emails to determine whether they contain classified information, as well as to assess their importance to our investigation.”

According to the New York Times, “U.S. law enforcement officials said Friday that the new emails uncovered in the closed investigation into Hillary Clinton’s use of a private email server were discovered after the F.B.I. seized electronic devices belonging to Huma Abedin and her husband, Anthony Weiner.” Weiner, a former Democratic congressman, is being investigated over allegations of sexting with an underage girl.

Clinton has described Abedin – her “longtime companion” – as a second daughter, and insiders claim Abedin is Clinton’s most trusted aide. If Weiner was the reason for the renewed interest into Clinton’s emails, it would be like O. Henry and Alanis Morissette had a baby and named it this exact situation.