Lance Armstrong Hates The Police

A bicycle store founded by Lance Armstrong has decided to terminate their contract with the Austin, TX Police Department for sales and repairs of police bikes. The store decided their support for the Black Lives Matter terror group was more important than police officers.

According to social media posts from Austin’s Mellow Johnny’s Bike Shop, the business made the call to terminate the contract in light of the “current evaluation of community policing in Austin.”

The bike shop supplied bicycles and repairs for officers within the APD via a $314,000 contract inked in 2019.

Cool, sue the bike shop for breach of contract and put them out of business.

“In the context of the current evaluation of community policing in Austin, we have decided to no longer purchase, re-sell and service police-issue Trek bikes and accessories under a City of Austin RFP [Request For Proposal] the shop was previously awarded,” the statement said.

Look, Lance Armstrong – aka Mister Doping – and his garbage company have every right to refuse any customer for virtually any reason. Similarly, the Austin P.D. has the right to call out these anti-police cowards and shop somewhere else.

That said, I find it hilariously hypocritical that after excoriating the Austin P.D., Mellow Johnny’s had the balls to end their tirade with this little nugget.

The post from the bike shop noted, “We are not anti-police. We do believe our local police force will protect us from the very threats we are receiving right now.

Yeah, good luck with that, dickheads.

The irony here is the Austin police will likely rush to your location when you call 911, even after all your disgusting bile-filled rant. You know why? Because most police officers have more integrity than Lance Armstrong and his merry band of assholes.

I sincerely hope this decision puts you out of business.

A Campus Two-Ply For

A college in New York City is demanding NYPD officers use an out-of-the-way, out of order restroom while on the campus. I’ll bet this garbage institution is a big hit with Antifa, Black Lives Matter, and the Clintons.

A New York City college is encouraging police officers to use one specific campus bathroom that is allegedly in sore need of repair. And a student at Brooklyn College, part of the public City University of New York system, is even drafting a petition to ban police officers from the campus, which is in the neighborhoods of Midwood and Flatbush.

Normally when I read threats like these, I take the high road and reply, “Well, because we’re professionals, we’ll still respond to any emergency on campus.” Now? Not so much. Ban the NYPD, and when you assholes are in the middle of an active shooter situation, call the Public Safety Office.

Donald Wenz, the school’s public safety director, told student newspaper The Excelsior that the college wants police officers to use the bathroom in the campus’s West End Building ‘rather than walking across either quad to use the bathroom’.

This jerkoff said it is “preferable” for police officers to use the inoperable bathroom so they don’t walk across campus. Lovely. Someone should tell Donny terrorists and mass shooters seek out “soft targets.”