Rectum? I Hardly Know Him!

An Asian man is recovering from emergency surgery after a cylindrical object somehow made its way into his bunghole. Seriously, how is China a superpower?

A man from southern China had to be rushed to a hospital after having a tumbler glass stuck in his rear, according to reports.

The container, measuring seven centimetre (2.8 inches) in diameter, had been trapped inside the body of the 33-year-old patient, known by an alias Xiao Zhang, for two days.

Doctor performed an abdominal operation on Xiao Zhang in order to remove the glassware, which had broken while being lodged inside the man’s rectum.

The good news is the man will never have to force out a poop. The bad news is it will come out whenever it’s ready; even if the man is not.