Deranged has-been actor Alec Baldwin was seen auditioning for a role in “The C*nt for Red October” Friday afternoon, after assaulting a man for daring to take a parking space Baldwin coveted.
An unidentified Baldwin relative was holding a parking spot for the actor’s hulking black Cadillac SUV on East 10th Street when another driver in a black Saab swooped in and took the spot away around 1:35 p.m. When the Saab driver hopped out to feed the meter, Baldwin went ballistic on him.
You may think swiping the space is a dick move, BUT I go by the time-honored axiom of “no savesies.”
“What do you think you’re doing!” Baldwin fumed, according to another witness, a construction worker who also declined to be named. “Alec was yelling ‘Shut the f–k up!’” the hardhat added.
Yelling escalating to shoving, and finally the tantrum-throwing thespian, 60, belted the victim, 49.
Baldwin was arrested for misdemeanor assault, and is sitting in a holding cell at the NYPD’s 6th Precinct station house in Greenwich Village.
That’s a shame. Maybe Alec can make a cameo in “Orange is the New Black” after this?