A Lengthy Study

A plastic surgeon created a TikTok video claiming the average male wiener is about five inches long. The doctor then claimed men exaggerate their length, because we’re men.

Plastic surgeon Dr. Anthony Youn, who famously ripped the medical community over breast implant myths last summer, is back with another body part bombshell — that men’s penis sizes are exaggerated in studies. A video of his manhood myth-busting currently boasts more than 430,000 views on TikTok.

“The average length may be shorter than you think!” reads the caption to the revelatory clip, which Youn posted Tuesday in response to another video in which a woman said she preferred the “average length” of 5 inches to something bigger.

Five inches is the average length? Good grief, that’s three inches longer than mine!

“Studies show that the average length of a man’s erect junk is 5.15 inches,” explained the TikTok doc, who has over 7.3 million followers on the platform. “But the real length is probably less than that because most men with small wieners probably wouldn’t consent to being involved in those studies.”

To be honest, I would probably volunteer for the study if some hot nurses were doing the measuring. The hard part – phrasing – would be the laughing afterward.