Speaking Of The Baby Formula Shortage…

F. Joe Biden, the worst “president” in American history, has cornered the market on baby formula, and instead of shipping the formula to American citizens, he is sending pallets of formula to detained illegal immigrants.

I mean, sure, American infants are suffering, but think of the illegals!

The nationwide shortage of baby formula that has sent mothers desperately rushing from store to store has evaded one lucky group: illegal immigrants detained by Border Patrol.

You see, the illegitimate president believes “America First” is nonsense. Why should he help American citizens when he can just fawn over his new illegal voters?

According to videos posted by a Florida lawmaker, the Biden administration has been shipping “pallets” of baby formula to migrant holding facilities. [Kat] Cammack said that a border agent sent her photographs of the deliveries, and she posted one online.

“They are sending pallets, pallets of baby formula to the border,” said Republican Rep. Kat Cammack in one of two online postings yesterday. “Meanwhile, in our own district at home, we cannot find baby formula,” she added, holding a photo of empty shelves where the formula would be.

I guess since it appears the Supreme Court will overturn Roe v. Wade, Biden needs another way to kill children. Starving them should do the trick.

Oh, and before Karen weighs in, the New York Times reported on this as well…

The New York Times, for example, reported on the troubles Texas parents are having finding the formula that is being shipped by their homes to the migrant holding centers. In a story headlined, “A Baby Formula Shortage Leaves Desperate Parents Searching for Food,” the New York Times said: “Some parents are driving hours at a time in search of supplies. Others are watering down formula or rationing it, hoping for an end to the shortage.”

F. Joe Biden is a “president” who despises his own citizens. Would you ever have imagined dealing with food shortages in the United States of America? It only took F. Joe Biden sixteen months.

Cammack was not critical of migrants receiving the formula but said the administration should put American parents first.

Representative Cammack is a better person than I am, because I would be demanding the illegals get nothing until every American mother gets the formula they desperately need.

True Detective Stories

so-youve-ruined-your-lifeDay work started Saturday, and is the case with most weekends, we were excruciatingly busy. Sure, we had the mundane, everyday jobs – robberies, stolen guns, etc. – but a retail theft came in which made us all giggle.

A man allegedly walked into the Acme supermarket and was seen placing items into his backpack. The guy strolled past the registers and out the door, where he was stopped by store security. Police were called and after speaking to the witnesses, the shoplifter was arrested. In their report, the officers listed the items taken:

“Multiple bottles of baby formula… and two boxes of condoms.”

Hey brah, isn’t that closing the stable door after the horse has bolted?