Devices Found At Clinton, Obama Homes

The United States Secret Service is investigating explosive devices found at the Clinton and Obama residences Tuesday evening.

Suspicious packages containing “potential explosive devices” were sent to Bill and Hillary Clinton in Upstate New York and in Washington, D.C. to Barack Obama, the U.S. Secret Service confirmed Wednesday.

“Late on October 23, 2018, the Secret Service recovered a single package addressed to Former First Lady Hillary Clinton in Westchester County, New York. Early this morning, October 24, 2018, a second package addressed to the residence of Former President Barack Obama was intercepted by Secret Service personnel in Washington, DC,” the Secret Service said.

The Secret Service continued that both packages “were immediately identified during routine mail screening procedures as potential explosive devices and were appropriately handled as such;” they were not “at risk of receiving them.”

Unlike the media, which made excuses for mobs attacking and harassing Republican politicians, the Trump administration immediately condemned these attacks.

“We condemn the attempted violent attacks recently made against President Obama, President Clinton, Secretary Clinton, and other public figures,” White House press secretary Sarah Sanders said. “These terrorizing acts are despicable, and anyone responsible will be held accountable to the fullest extent of the law. The United States Secret Service and other law enforcement agencies are investigating and will take all appropriate actions to protect anyone threatened by these cowards.”

The Secret Service will find this animal fairly quickly, and I sincerely hope he resists arrest, thus saving the taxpayers the expense of a trial. As for the fake outrage coming from the media and the leftists – but I repeat myself – I will care about this story as much as they cared about the shooting of Steve Scalise.

If the animal is found to be a conservative/Republican, I will remind everyone he/she is a crazy outlier, and simply not indicative of conservatives/Republicans as a whole.

That’s how we do this now, right, leftists? These are the new rules.

Danes And Confused

The worst president in American history will give a speech in Denmark later this month, but has threatened to cancel if the details are released to the unwashed masses.

Representatives for Barack Obama have threatened to cancel the former president’s upcoming paid speech at a Denmark university if details of his speaking contract are released to the public.

Obama will participate in a moderated question and answer session on Sept. 28 at the University of Southern Denmark before local business leaders, university students and local dignitaries, according to Business Kolding, the event’s organizer.

But the event has already sparked criticism from citizens of Denmark’s Kolding Municipality, which is providing 750,000 kroner, or $117,000, in taxpayer funds to support the behind-closed-doors event titled “A Conversation with President Barack Obama.”

Kolding currently faces a deficit of 100 million kroner in its next year’s budget.

Barack Obama ain’t got time for that. Just pay the man and fix your deficit on your own time, rubes!

Caption Contest Winners

The Kenya Believe I Was President? Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. “Hey kid! I have lots of candy in my room!” – William
4. “5 Bucks kid, this other kid gave me 3 bucks but he’s smaller than you….but for 5 bucks you get a primo spot in the Other Donor category in my new book……’Donors to the Obama Library’ available soon on my website for only $19.95(US) plus shipping and handling!” – Dalek
3. Man behind Obama “That is a fine looking ass. Wonder why Moochel don’t want it?” – Cathy
2. “Uh uh Mister. I don’t care who you say you are, I’m not pulling your finger.” – Jim

WINNER! – The village finally has its idiot back. – Toothy

Weekend Caption Contest

Kenya Believe I Was President? Caption Contest
(Source: Reuters)

Caption this photo in the comments section. The winners will be posted on Monday, July 30th.

Original Caption: Former U.S. President Barack Obama meets children as he tours the Sauti Kuu resource centre near his ancestral home in Nyangoma Kogelo village in Siaya county, western Kenya July 16, 2018. (Photo: Thomas Mukoya/Reuters)

DNC Chair: Obama Is The “Real President”

During a recent fundraiser, foulmouthed DNC chair Tom Perez introduced King Putt as the “real president” of the United States.

Democratic National Committee (DNC) chairman Tom Perez introduced former President Barack Obama as America’s “real president” at a DNC fundraiser Thursday night.

“Let’s give it up for the real president of the United States,” Perez said at Thursday’s fundraiser..

Perez’s false descriptor for Obama is just the latest instance of prominent Democrats abandoning political norms in order to undermine President Trump.

Trump’s approval ratings are the highest in months, leftist politicians are calling for harassment of his staffers, and now the DNC is claiming Obama is the “real president?” Yes, by all means, go with that.

Dirty Barry

Barack Obama, the most effeminate president in American history, eliminated 500,000 criminals from the NICS background check system, effectively allowing the thugs to purchase firearms.

The Justice Department under Barack Obama directed the FBI to drop more than 500,000 names of fugitives with outstanding arrest warrants from the National Instant Criminal Background Check System, acting FBI deputy director David Bowdich testified Wednesday.

Fugitives from justice are barred from buying a firearm under federal law. But what is a fugitive from justice? That definition has been under debate by the FBI and the ATF.

According to The Washington Post, the FBI considered any person with an outstanding arrest warrant to be a fugitive. On the other hand, the Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives defined a fugitive as someone who has an outstanding arrest warrant and has crossed state lines.

That disagreement was settled at the end of Obama’s second term, when the Justice Department’s Office of Legal Counsel sided with the ATF’s interpretation. (H/TAOSHQ)

Remember, we need common sense gun laws… to counteract for the 500,000 fugitives who may have legally purchased guns thanks to Barack Obama. As time passes, I’m sure we’ll see more reports of the Obama administration sabotaging the Trump presidency.

Secrets And Lies

The Daily Caller News Foundation submitted a FOIA request demanding details on an alleged secret meeting between President Barack Obama and FBI Director James Comey two weeks before President Trump’s inauguration.

The issue prompting the FOIA request was the disclosure Comey held a secret Oval Office meeting with Obama on Jan. 5, 2017. Comey never divulged the meeting to Congress. Susan Rice, Obama’s national security adviser, former deputy Attorney General Sally Yates, and former Vice President Joe Biden also attended the meeting.

The National Archives revealed the existence of the meeting and released a declassified version of an email Rice sent to the Senate Committee on the Judiciary. Rice wrote an email to herself about the secret Jan. 5 meeting with Comey on Inauguration Day Jan. 20, 2017, as President Donald Trump was being sworn into office. The email suggested Comey may have misled Congress and was attempting to cover up the extent of his relationship with Obama.

Christopher Bedford, TheDCNF’s editor-in-chief, called the FBI denial “shameful.”

“The FBI just told us that Director James Comey potentially lying to Congress should not be of interest to us, that it doesn’t speak to their ‘integrity,’ and that it shouldn’t impact America’s ‘confidence’ in them,” Bedford said.

Is there anyone in America or abroad who trusts the FBI anymore? Their reputation has completely crumbled, and the injuries were entirely self-inflicted.

Barack Obama Is Familiar With A Gag

The head of the most transparent administration in American history gave a speech at MIT Friday, but did so with conditions. Namely, there was a gag order on the entire event.

In a bizarre demand, the MIT Sloan Sports Analytics Conference apparently called for attendees of Obama’s speech, which took place inside the Boston Convention and Exhibition Center, to keep it a secret.

“The 44th President of the United States, Barack Obama, will address the 2018 Sloan Sports Analytics Conference on February 23, 2018 at the Boston Convention and Exhibition Center,” a description of the ESPN-sponsored event says. “A lifelong sports fan and athlete, President Obama will address a wide range of subjects in his talk, from his most memorable moments in the White House, to his post-presidency plans.”

But attendees and members of the media were given a policy that requires them not to talk about it.

The order forbade photography, videotaping, and live streaming, as well as reporting of the speech’s content. The cuckolded media agreed to these ridiculous terms, because Dear Leader must be appeased.

Trump Calls Out The God-King

President Trump is being excoriated for – appropriately, in my opinion – questioning why President Obama didn’t do more to address the Russian interference in the 2016 presidential election.

President Trump blamed his predecessor for turning a blind eye to Russian interference in the 2016 presidential election Monday.

The nerve of him! A sitting president blaming his predecessor? The god-king Obama would have never stooped so low.

“Obama was President up to, and beyond, the 2016 Election. So why didn’t he do something about Russian meddling?” Trump said on Twitter.

The attack on Obama was the latest in a series of presidential tweets reacting to a grand jury indictment handed up Friday against 16 Russian nationals entities accused of using social media to meddle in the presidential election.

The truly sad part of this article is this is a question already answered. Obama did nothing because he believed the Russian interference would benefit Hillary Clinton. By the time King Putt figured out the opposite was true, it was too late. Their only recourse was to sabotage Trump’s presidency with a provably false Russian collusion claim.

Caption Contest Winners

The Poison Ivy Caption Contest has now ended.

Top Five Entries:
5. Look, someone left a turd on that chair. – Spadi3
4. Mike’s photoshop.
3. It’s finally clear how he came up with 57 states – he has an extra finger on his left hand and he’s surrounded by weed. – Jim
2. I am very familiar with the word “pegging.“ – Kevin

WINNER! – “Here I sit, all broken hearted…” – TXNick