Barbara Boxer Robbed In Oakland

Barbara Boxer, one of the most despicable senators in American history, was robbed by one of Oakland’s finest Democrats on Monday. I’d ask if the thug robbed her of her soul, but that’s literally impossible.

Former U.S. Sen. Barbara Boxer was assaulted and robbed Monday in Oakland, California, her son said.

Hey Yahoo News, you don’t need to add the word assaulted, since it’s not a robbery without the assault. Dumbasses.

The assault happened in the Jack London Square neighborhood, according to a tweet on Boxer’s verified Twitter account.

“The assailant pushed her in the back, stole her cell phone and jumped in a waiting car,” the tweet said. “She is thankful that she was not seriously injured.”

Yes, we’re all thankful a corrupt politician was not seriously injured, despite the fact people like Boxer turned Oakland into such a shit hole.