A Campus Two-Ply For

A college in New York City is demanding NYPD officers use an out-of-the-way, out of order restroom while on the campus. I’ll bet this garbage institution is a big hit with Antifa, Black Lives Matter, and the Clintons.

A New York City college is encouraging police officers to use one specific campus bathroom that is allegedly in sore need of repair. And a student at Brooklyn College, part of the public City University of New York system, is even drafting a petition to ban police officers from the campus, which is in the neighborhoods of Midwood and Flatbush.

Normally when I read threats like these, I take the high road and reply, “Well, because we’re professionals, we’ll still respond to any emergency on campus.” Now? Not so much. Ban the NYPD, and when you assholes are in the middle of an active shooter situation, call the Public Safety Office.

Donald Wenz, the school’s public safety director, told student newspaper The Excelsior that the college wants police officers to use the bathroom in the campus’s West End Building ‘rather than walking across either quad to use the bathroom’.

This jerkoff said it is “preferable” for police officers to use the inoperable bathroom so they don’t walk across campus. Lovely. Someone should tell Donny terrorists and mass shooters seek out “soft targets.”

Need A Bathroom? Urinal Luck!


President Trump is snipping Obama’s transgender bathroom guidelines; thereby cutting federal involvement in school rest room decisions.

The Trump administration plans to revoke federal guidelines put out under former President Barack Obama allowing public school students to use restrooms and other facilities that correspond with their gender identity.

The source confirmed the Trump administration will issue new guidance, saying the Trump White House believes this is an issue better left to the states.

The decision, not yet announced, would be a reversal of an Obama-era directive issued in May requiring public schools to grant bathroom access even if the student’s chosen gender identity isn’t the same as what’s in the student’s record.

Someone made this point on a local talk show this morning, and I thought it was brilliant. If these people really believe they identify as the opposite sex, why use the term transgender at all? Why not just tell people you’re a man or a woman?

Personally, I identify as a meat popsicle. Accept me for who I am!