Meanwhile, In Belarus…

Belarus, like many of the Baltic states, has an alarming number of awful motorists. They drive too fast, they swerve too often, and they really like their vodka.

Incredible video: motorcyclist hit a car on the freeway and stuck a somersault landing on the roof.

The motorcyclist appears to be upright, alive at least. According to the video caption, this incredible incident occurred in Mogilev, Belarus.

Dude sticks the landing like he’s a combination of Spider-man and Mary Lou Retton.

You can see the video below the fold. It is truly entertaining…

You’re Under Arrest. Snow Kidding.

While the United States of America is crumbling around us, there are actually even more despicable fascist regimes around the globe. Take Belarus, for example…

The power-mad regime in Belarus has ordered a man to be arrested after claiming a snowman represented an “unauthorised protest”.

Police are seeking a 58-year-old man after he decorated the snowman with the phrase “Long Live Belarus”, a motto popular with protests against the Belarusian dictator Alexander Lukashenko.

Now the man, who has asked for his identity to be withheld, could be jailed if he cannot pay the fine of 1,450 Belarusian rubles – equivalent to £415, or five months’ pension in the local area.

So writing a slogan on a snowman in some diesel-choked hellhole could land you in prison and cost you a ₽1,450 fine? Yeah, that sounds about right. Honestly, that entire region would have likely been more productive if the Germans won the war.

(Thanks to Mis. Hum. for the linkage at AOSHQ.)

School Thighs

Everyone desperately needs a palate cleanser – and possibly bottles of eye bleach – after the Hillary Clinton posts, so as an act of penance I offer this. Meet Oksana Neveselaya, arguably the hottest math teacher on the planet.

The world’s newest Internet sensation is Oksana Neveselaya, a math teacher in Belarus. Neveselay became a YouTube star this week after a brief video clip — apparently taken by one of her students — surfaced and replicated on YouTube.

Turns out, Neveselaya also maintains an Instagram account that is more or less a shrine to her own beauty — and which has drawn nearly 500,000 followers.

Stunningly beautiful? Check. Hot Russian accent? Check. Smoking body? Check.

I am fairly certain I would have done even worse in math if I had Oksana as a teacher. I am also certain I would always pray I never had to come to the blackboard. Standing would have been a problem.

There are more photos below the fold…