The Slow Joe To China

Communist/socialist Bernie Sanders suspended his campaign and endorsed “rapey” Joe Biden this week, a move which infuriated Sanders’ supporters. Apparently the communist acolytes are not too fond of supporting a dementia-addled accused rapist.

Sen. Bernie Sanders’s biggest supporters are criticizing Joe Biden after the democratic socialist endorsed the former vice president.

Sanders’s campaign press secretary, Briahna Joy Gray, and several other surrogates are expressing their displeasure after Sanders endorsed Biden on the presumptive Democratic nominee’s live stream Monday. Gray explained on Twitter shortly after the announcement why she’s not on board.

“With the utmost respect for Bernie Sanders, who is an incredible human being & a genuine inspiration, I don’t endorse Joe Biden,” she told her followers Monday.

The comments come as Democrats try to avoid an internal fight between the progressive and moderate wings of the party.

Aww, that’s a shame. I guess I’ll be stopping at the movie theater to buy a truckload of popcorn.

After a few unsuccessful runs at the presidency, I am finally realizing Sanders’ scam. He never actually wanted to be president. He joins the race, spouts his communist propaganda, makes a ton of money through donations, then stuffs the money into his mattress.

It’s a money grab.

Sanders never goes after his Democrat rivals, never puts out negative ads, and didn’t utter a word when the Democrats screwed him out of the nomination in 2016. Are those the actions of a serious candidate?

Venezuela And You: Perfect Together

When eventual Democratic Party Presidential nominee Bernie Sanders isn’t writing rape-pr0n, encouraging little kids to touch other kids’ pink parts, or changing his Depends, he’s lecturing Americans about how great life is… in Venezuela?

Democratic 2020 candidate Sen. Bernie Sanders in 2011 promoted an editorial arguing that “the American dream is more apt to be realized” in Venezuela than in the U.S.

“These days, the American dream is more apt to be realized in South America, in places such as Ecuador, Venezuela and Argentina, where incomes are actually more equal today than they are in the land of Horatio Alger,” the editorial stated. “Who’s the banana republic now?”

And yet, Bernie Sanders lives in America. Interesting.

By the way, the photo above is from last year, when a Venezuelan National Guard vehicle drove over a protester and continued on its way. Sounds like a place I’d like to raise my children, amirite?

Sanders has faced criticism — including from fellow Democrats — for his sympathetic opinions of communist regimes.

Um, maybe that’s because Bernie Sanders is an actual communist?

The socialist Vermont senator’s repeated defenses of deceased Cuban dictator Fidel Castro sparked a backlash from both Republicans and Democrats.

I cannot fathom how this clown has garnered so much support in the United States of America, but I am certain Sanders will win the nomination. Do not underestimate this lunatic and his rabid followers. Do not stay home in November.

Buy Stock In Popcorn

Socialist presidential candidate Bernie Sanders rolled to an easy victory in the Nevada caucuses, solidifying him as the Democratic Socialist front-runner. At this point, Sanders is likely to win the nomination, and that made the snowflakes at MSNBC very unhappy.

Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders looks to be the winner of the Nevada caucuses, and MSNBC pundits don’t seem to be thrilled by the news. Sanders and MSNBC have been at odds before, with the candidate and his supporters often accusing the network of being anti-Sanders.

Chris Matthews compared Sanders’ electoral success to France’s fall to Nazi Germany in World War II.

In another viral clip, MSNBC’s Nicolle Wallace compared President Donald Trump and Sanders, accused them of using “dark arts” on the media, and called supporters a “squeaky, angry minority.”

Like most leftists, the “talent” at MSNBC knows a Bernie Sanders candidacy will be a disaster, and while you would think journalists – giggle – would be able to simply report the news instead of editorializing their displeasure.

I’m Smart And I Want Respect!

The Democratic presidential front-runner was tricked into thinking Swedish climate twat Greta Thunberg wanted to endorse his candidacy by producing a rap video with Kanye West.

Russian pranksters claim they called U.S. Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders pretending to be climate activist Greta Thunberg and offered Thunberg’s support to his campaign.

Vladimir Kuznetsov and Alexey Stolyarov, who have fooled many high-profile victims around the world, posted a recording of the phone call on YouTube. The call itself took place in early December, but the duo decided to release it more than two months later because of Sanders’ success in Iowa and New Hampshire.

The 78-year-old Sanders suggests that ‘Greta’ make a statement in his support and that they do an event together when she next comes to the U.S. ‘I would be really appreciative,’ he says. ‘Greta’ then proposes to record ‘a cool rap’ song in support of Sanders together with ‘singer Billie Eilish and rapper Kanye West.’

That’s a great idea. Sanders can take the moniker “I’ve Got The Runs DNC.”

Bernie Is Not Afraid Of The Dark

Bernie Sanders super-secret dark money organization has been hit with a Federal Election Commission complaint, stating Sanders’ group is violating the law. It’s almost as if the Democrats believe the rules don’t apply to them.

A dark money group founded by Sen. Bernie Sanders is violating federal campaign finance law, according to a Federal Election Commission complaint filed Wednesday.

The political nonprofit group Our Revolution, which Sanders founded in 2016, has been violating the federal “soft money” ban by boosting his presidential campaign since its launch in February 2019, the complaint from the watchdog group Common Cause states.

It’s amazing to me that a man who spent his entire political life chastising “millionaires and billionaires” would put together a dark money conglomerate to funnel funds to politicians. The man is, and always has been, a fraud.

“Because Sanders set up Our Revolution and they have raised and spent money in candidate elections, Our Revolution is required to comply with contribution limits, register with the FEC and discloses its donors — but it hasn’t,” Common Cause attorney Paul S. Ryan told The Associated Press. “It’s his establishment of the group that triggers these laws. That means a $5,000 limit, full donor disclosure and no contributions from prohibited sources.”

I’d like to be excited at the prospects of Sanders being fined – or worse – but Ilhan Omar has “allegedly” playing with campaign contributions for a while now, and nothing has happened to her.

Caption Contest Winners

The Grumpy Old Hens Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. Sanders: For the last time, paper beats rock! – Barry D.
4. “Liz…..I promise…..once I’ve invoked the power of Stalin to drive out your demons…..you will be free to drop out of this race!” – Dalek
3. Go pound sand, Pocahontas! – Ronni
2. “Beg all you want. You are NOT going to be the nominee!” – William

WINNER! – Did you get those smallpox tainted blankets I sent you for Christmas Lizzy…? – Sully

Weekend Caption Contest

Grumpy Old Hens Caption Contest
(Source: Reuters)

Caption this photo in the comments section. The winners will be posted on Monday, January 20th.

Original Caption: Elizabeth Warren speaks with Bernie Sanders after the seventh Democratic 2020 presidential debate at Drake University in Des Moines, Iowa. REUTERS/Shannon Stapleton

Photoshop Entries:

Sully

Caption Contest Winners

The Leaning To The Left Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. Once again, Bernie Sanders proves himself to be to the left of Joe Biden. – TX Nick77
4. Joe, does this smell like Preparation H…? – Sully
3. Biden: “Ew! It smells like Schiff!” – Cathy
2. “Give in to your anger…….feel the Dark Side of the Force!” – Dalek

WINNER! – “Joe…pull my finger!” – Mike AKA Proof

Weekend Caption Contest

Leaning To The Left Caption Contest
(Source: Reuters)

Caption this photo in the comments section. The winners will be posted on Monday, November 25th.

Original Caption: Democratic presidential candidate former Vice President Joe Biden bends back to avoid the hand of Senator Bernie Sanders as Sanders points past Biden during the Democratic presidential candidates debate at the Tyler Perry Studios in Atlanta, Georgia. REUTERS/Brendan Mcdermid

Bernie Sanders Is A Despicable Piece Of Filth

During CNN’s seven-hour Democratic climate change debate, presidential candidate Bernie Sanders embraced the idea of utilizing abortion to control the world’s population. It’s refreshing to see a communist politician stand up for his ideals, just as Comrade Stalin did before him.

A member of the audience asked the Vermont senator about human population growth during CNN’s climate town hall Wednesday. She specifically asked Sanders whether he would support measures to curb that growth.

“The answer is yes and the answer has everything to do with the fact that women, in the United States of America, by the way, have a right to control their own bodies and make reproductive decisions,” Sanders said.

“So I think especially in poor countries around the world, where women do not necessarily want to have large numbers of babies and where they can have the opportunity through birth control to control the number of kids they have: something I very, very strongly support.”

So essentially, Bernie Sanders believes we need to eradicate more brown babies in poor countries around the world. I mean, that’s literally what he said, right? How is this f**king Nazi have 13% support from Democrats?