Ohio Finally Outlaws Horseplay

Ohio has finally banned bestiality, and it only took two hundred and fourteen years.

It’s now officially illegal in Ohio for people to have sex with animals. The state did not have anti-bestiality laws until the change took effect last week, making sexual conduct or related acts with animals punishable by jail time and fines.

The measure gained enough votes to pass in December when it was rolled into a bill that bars local jurisdictions from raising the minimum wage or regulating pet stores.

So wait a minute, it only passed because they tacked on a minimum wage rider? Jesus Christ, Ohio, be more backwards!

Florida Is Going To The Dogs

bradley-jean-hubbardMeet Bradley Jean Hubbard. This handsome devil enjoys a simple life free of soap, razors, and female companionship. After all, who needs a woman to satisfy their needs when you have a pit bull?

23-year-old Bradley Jean Hubbard was arrested on Monday in Pensacola, Florida on claims he’s been having sex with the family dog for years.

One of his own family members alerted the authorities saying she had physically seen Bradly take the pitbull mix, named ‘Baby Girl,’ to his room and engage in sexual contact with her. She estimates it’s been happening more than 100 times in the past years.

The family member also says she witnessed the attack because Bradly’s bedroom door has a hole in it as a result of a previous violent outburst. (H/T – L-Frame)

Wow, he doesn’t look like a violent guy. If there was any justice in this world, Hubbard would be forced to strip naked, put on a pair of meat underwear, and be thrown into a pen with rabid, hungry dogs.