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An unknown woman was spotted walking through an airport terminal wearing only a bikini and a mask. On, and spoiler alert: the woman is a fabulous babe, and not three hundred pounds.

An anonymous blonde woman set passenger-shaming sites aflame after she was filmed strolling through a US airport in nothing but a bikini — and her face mask. An Instagram video of her runway modeling stint has garnered nearly 10,000 views in less than 24 hours.

Indeed, the shocking footage features the mystery mischief maker walking nonchalantly through the terminal of an unnamed airport while sporting skimpy olive green swimwear and toting a backpack.

Hmm, I think I’m going to wear a bathing suit next time I’m in an airport terminal.

However, while her itsy bitsy, teenie weenie airport attire may have left little to the imagination, she was still wearing a face mask in compliance with Federal Aviation Administration mandates, the Insta account observed. The Transportation Security announced in August that flyers who break mask mandates can be fined from $250 to $1,500.

This woman is a fashion icon, who should be revered by American males.