Gravity Is A Harsh Mistress

As someone who may be diagnosed with cancer in twelve days, I should probably be more loving, tolerant, and forgiving. That said, I think this story is absolutely high-larious. There, I said it.

A migrant mother impaled herself on pieces of rebar last Friday after attempting to climb the border wall between the U.S. and Mexico.

A 26-year-old women fell from the primary border wall near the San Ysidro Port of Entry and landed on pieces of rebar that pierced her side and buttocks.

The woman was with her two children, who are three and five years old, when she attempted to cross into the U.S. illegally near the San Ysidro Port of Entry shortly after 8:00 pm.

Wow, let’s put her up for Mother of the Year. Friggin’ idiot.

Border Patrol agents assisted the woman and had her taken to the hospital, where she is being treated for non-life threatening injuries. Her children were also evaluated for any injuries before being released into Border Patrol custody.

Now remember, American leftists have spent the past year or so claiming U.S. Customs and Border Protection is filled with racist Nazis who hate brown people. Yep, so much so that they risked their safety to help someone Darwin should have taken from us long ago.

The truly sad part is once this woman is treated and released, she won’t thank the CBP for saving her life. Instead, she’ll continue to rally against the racist Nazis which comprise the U.S. Border Patrol.

Another Brick In The Wall

President-elect Donald Trump – I love writing that – appeared on 60 Minutes last night and doubled down on his promise to build a wall along our southern border. Trump also announced his administration will deport every illegal with a criminal record. Sploosh!

President-elect Donald Trump has said he plans to deport two to three million undocumented immigrants with criminal records from the country immediately – and has insisted that he will build his wall.

In his first extensive interview since he won the White House, Trump is reassuring his supporters that he will deport or incarcerate up to three million ‘gang members’ and ‘drug dealers.’

‘What we are going to do is get the people that are criminal and have criminal records, gang members, drug dealers, where a lot of these people, probably two million, it could be even three million, we are getting them out of our country or we are going to incarcerate,’ Trump said. ‘But we’re getting them out of our country, they’re here illegally.’

Of course, Paul Ryan Eddie Munster had to chime in with his worthless two cents:

‘Our focus is securing the border. We are not planning on erecting a deportation force. Donald Trump is not planning on that,’ he said.

Yeah Dick Trickle, he most certainly is planning that. You may either get on board or slither your way back to Cheese Country.

Slovenia Erects Border Fence

Apparently, Slovenia wants to secure their borders from the Middle Eastern migration Islamic invasion, because racism. Or something.

Slovenia began erecting a razor wire fence along parts of its border with Croatia on Wednesday, saying it wanted better control over a tide of migrants flowing through the tiny country en route to other areas of Europe.

Around 180,000 people, many fleeing war in Syria and Afghanistan, have streamed into Slovenia since mid-October after trekking northwards along a Balkan corridor from Greece, most of them bound for Austria and then Germany.

The main point of disagreement in the EU is over mandatory national quotas to share out asylum seeking refugees and migrants among the 28 member states.

So the EU is demanding mandatory quotas for its member countries? I guess since Germany and Sweden have adopted the misery loves company approach/ They have already been conquered, so the more the merrier!

I love the quote, “many fleeing war in Syria and Afghanistan.” If you have seen the photos, most of these poor, fleeing migrants are young males. I guess one man’s migrant is another man’s Soldier of Allah.