Reynolds Rap

Meet Brandon Lee Ingram.

Brandon was recently arrested for DUI in Wisconsin for the seventh time. Normally drinking and driving would not be a problem in Wisconsin – it sucks there – but blaming heartthrob actor Ryan Reynolds for the arrest is a problem.

A 45-year-old Wisconsin man suspected of drunken driving after his car was found crashed into a snowbank told police that “Deadpool” actor Ryan Reynolds was the driver.

Police said Brandon Lee Ingram, 45, of Wausau, was found near his vehicle Thursday night. He was arrested for operating a vehicle while intoxicated, and court records say it was for his “seventh, eighth or ninth” OWI.

Now I’m no Ryan Reynolds expert, but I’m going to guess he spends his time with beautiful people, and not drunken cheese-heads with neck tattoos.