Caption Contest Winners

The Smashy Smashy! Caption Contest has now concluded. Sorry for the mix-up with the caption photos. I need better choices for these things.

Top Three Entries:
3. Just like a border jumper demanding to be rewarded for breaking into our country, these guys are putting the “If I break into a bank, they have to give me a sack of money to me” theory to test. – TXNick
2. I see Barack’s back on vacation & playing golf in Rio. – MelP

WINNER! – A picture of Russia hacking a Brazilian bank. – Toothy

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Weekend Caption Contest

Smashy Smashy! Caption Contest
(Source: Associated Press)

***I changed the photo, because I thought the previous one was less-than-spectacular.***

Caption this photo in the comments section. The winners will be posted Monday, March 20th.

Original Caption: Protesters shatter the glass of a bank during a demonstration against federal government proposed reforms in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, Wednesday, March 15, 2017. People protested across the country against proposed changes to work rules and pensions. (Leo Correa/AP)

The Last Dumper

miss-bumbum-last-supper-photo

Contestants of Brazil’s annual ass awards have recreated Leonardo Da Vinci’s “The Last Supper,” and the outrage has raised the dead.

Brazil’s Miss Bumbum beauty pageant has sparked anger after bikini-clad contestants posed for a recreation of the iconic religious painting The Last Supper – with the woman with the ‘sexiest’ bottom playing Jesus.

In the photo, eight hopefuls in the popular ‘rear of the year’ contest are portrayed as Christ and his disciples on the night before his crucifixion in a scene that has offended many in the deeply Catholic country.

Last night religious leaders branded the remake of the Da Vinci masterpiece ‘deeply disrespectful’ while even Brazil’s religious intolerance commission waded in to the debate as anger over the picture grew.

Not to pick a nit here, but wouldn’t you expect the Miss Bumbum contestants to show more bums in the photo? I mean you can only really see three full asses; or a holey trinity.

Your Olympic Babe O’ The Day

Priscilla Carnaval Brazil

Today sees the continuation of a series I first started in 2006 during the Turin Winter Olympics. In my opinion, the Winter Games rarely need incentives for viewing – hockey, bobsledding, ski jump are kickass enough – but the Summer Games are a little dull for my tastes.

Enter the fabulous babes…

Continue reading “Your Olympic Babe O’ The Day”

Love For Sale

Brazil Bikini BabeThe disappointing debacle that has become the Rio Summer Olympics is hitting everyone hard. The Zika virus is keeping visitors away, Russia’s track team has been banned, and now desperate prostitutes are offering discounts for everything from a threesome to a half and half.

Prostitutes in Rio de Janeiro’s red light district are offering a ‘sex sale’ for visitors to the Olympic Games – after hopes of a boom during Brazil’s hosting of the World Cup two years ago flopped.

Sex workers in the city’s notorious Vila Mimosa zone claim that, despite high expectations in the run-up to the football tournament, business during the event actually fell substantially.

Now, with a month to go before the games, they say they have prepared a flyer in English inviting Olympic athletes to the red light area, near Rio’s city center, offering cut price deals.

The seedy leaflet says 30 minutes of sex is 40 reals (£9) – down 48 per cent on the normal price of 75 reals (£17).

Sadly, the Brazilian hoors are so riddled with STD’s, the term “half off” applies to both the fees and your post-coitus Johnson.