Emily Blunt

Crazy stupid hot supermodel Emily Ratajkowski may be a moonbatty Bernie Sanders supporter, but she certainly knows what a guy wants. In this particular instance, guys want to see her bodacious ta-tas in all their natural glory; not airbrushed into oblivion.

The US model and actress Emily Ratajkowski has called out a French magazine for reducing her lips and breasts in a photograph for an interview which deals with the discrimination she says she has faced for “being too sexy.”

“I was extremely disappointed to see my lips and breasts altered in Photoshop on this cover,” the 26-year-old told her near 15 million followers on Instagram.

“There’s this thing that happens to me: ‘Oh, she’s too sexy’,” Ratajkowski was quoted in an interview with Harper’s Bazaar. “It’s like an anti-woman thing, that people don’t want to work with me because my boobs are too big. What’s wrong with boobs? They’re a beautiful feminine thing that needs to be celebrated.”

Harrumph! Harrumph! Harrumph! Hey, I didn’t get a “harrumph” out of that guy!

Madame Figaro’s cover image of Ratajkowski wearing a black leather beret and an open coat appeared to have been altered to thin her lips and lift and reduce the size of her breasts. (H/TAOSHQ)

This, my friends, is a crime against humanity, and I demand the staff at Madame Figaro be brought before the U.N.’s International Court of Justice in shackles!

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Mia Is A True Baller

Meet Mia Khalifa.

Mia is a former porn star turned internet celebrity who is really into Washington, D.C., sports. So much so, she offered up her amazing – albeit tainted – body to a video game creator if he would make a certain NBA player more skilled.

Mia Khalifa, 24, who had a brief career as a porn star before becoming an internet celebrity, tweeted the marketing boss of the company behind the upcoming release with her unusual offer.

The Washington Wizards fan was outraged that her favorite player, John Wall, received a rating of 90. She believed he should be bumped up to 93 by the time the game is released in September. She addressed her concerns directly with Take Two’s marketing boss ‘Ronnie2K’, first offering him the chance to play a game of HORSE poker against her.

When the high-stakes poker game idea was rejected with a rather curt ‘nah bruh’, Khalifa responded with the officer ‘I’ll let you touch my titties’.

Touching Mia’s breasts is probably worth one point, but three? Nah bruh. Three would definitely require a “layup” and some butt stuff.

TV Interview Goes Tits Up

A veteran BBC reporter made himself out to be a boob after “accidentally” pushing a bystander out of the way by the breasts during a live interview.

Ben Brown was interviewing the BBC’s Assistant Political Editor Norman Smith about the reaction to Labour’s manifesto launch in Bradford.

But halfway through the interview a random female passerby wearing sunglasses walked directly into the view of the camera and said “absolutely fantastic”, cracked a smile and gave a thumbs up.

Displeased about the interruption, the presenter pushed her away by the breast and proceeded to continue with the interview as if nothing had happened. Smith also asked her to leave them alone, saying: “Yes, just give us one second, alright?”

The unnamed woman then stepped backwards looking surprised and landing a firm slap on Mr Brown’s shoulder before walking away from the pair.

Nicely done! I wonder if Brown will get canned for being such a tit?