Is It Possible They’re Learning?

So the other day, Britney Spears put out an Instagram post trashing Tinseltown, saying she would rather hang out with the homeless than Hollywood.

Britney Spears knocked Hollywood culture in a recently deleted Instagram post in which she admitted that she would rather hang out with homeless people than Hollywood people.

Posting a “God Is Not Nice” meme, Spears seemed to imply that being “hot and nice” was a Hollywood trait and not a particularly pleasant one. “Does that mean the devil is extremely hot and nice??? I’d rather hang out with homeless people than people in Hollywood … JUST SAYING!!!!” she wrote in the now-deleted post.

I don’t know who Ana de Armas is, but apparently she is getting sick and tired of Hollywood as well.

Exactly what prompted Spears’ post remains unknown but her comments knocking Hollywood comes after actress Ana de Armas said she stopped living in Hollywood due to the culture.

“This is not the place for me to be,” she said of Los Angeles.

You could probably make the case that Los Angeles is the place for no one. Literally no one should ever live there, but then again, people flock to Chicago and New York, so…

Wedding Crashers, Volume Three

Britney Spears got married for the third time Thursday, and the event went smoothly until Spears’ first husband decided to crash the wedding, and got himself arrested..

Britney Spears’ wedding to fiancé Sam Asghari was interrupted on Thursday by the pop star’s ex-husband, Jason Alexander, the Ventura County Sheriff’s Office confirmed to Variety.

Britney Spears married George Costanza? Oh, there’s apparently another Jason Alexander.

Sergeant Cyrus Zadeh said that the Sheriff’s Office was dispatched to Spears’ residence in Thousand Oaks, Calif. to investigate a trespassing complaint, during which they made contact with Alexander. Alexander was found to have an out of county warrant and was placed under arrest for that offense. Deputies are still on scene investigating what occurred, and then will determine if additional charges will be placed on Alexander in relation to the alleged trespassing.

For the record, I like Britney Spears. She’s had a very hard life, thanks to her parents and sister’s constant manipulation of the singer. I sincerely hope this wedding is successful, and Alexander stays the hell away from her.

Leave Britney Alone!

The testimony of pop superstar Britney Spears’ conservatorship has been released, and apparently she claims her father and management team drugged her.

The recording of Britney Spears’s bombshell testimony where she called her conservatorship “abusive” and said her father and management team should be in “jail” for drugging her and forcing her to work has been leaked and is now available to listen to.

The testimony is likely more entertaining than her songs. Hey-o!

She begins by explaining that she was forced to perform in her 2018 “Piece of Me” tour that went across Europe and North America for three months and soon after, she was told she’d have to get right back to work for a new Las Vegas residency.

“I needed a break in between but no, I was told this is the timeline and this is how it’s going to go,” Spears said.

Normally, I would laugh at her and tell her to suck it up. Having said that, a singer definitely needs a rest period for her vocal chords to recover. Spears’ father sounds like a douche, and the management seems like they’re only after her money.

I would treat Britney with care, and demand zero money if she just lets me stare at her body all day.

Tears For Spears

Britney Spears HotThere are few comedy legends I idolize more than Ed “Al Bundy” O’Neill. The man is a genius… a men among men… and sometimes, a complete idiot.

Ed O’Neill has revealed the story behind a hilarious snap of him and Britney Spears at an airport.

On Monday, the 70-year-old admitted to Ellen DeGeneres on her show he had no idea who he was posing with when the iconic singer approached him at an airport last year.

‘I didn’t know it was her. Look at the look on my face. Do I look like I’m sitting with Britney Spears?’

No Ed, you look like you’re taking a picture with an average – although incredibly bang-worthy – groupie. Al Bundy is rolling over in his grave.