A Fort Myers, Florida man was caught on surveillance video after he broke into Joe’s Crab Shack and released his bowels inside the restaurant.
Fort Myers police are searching for a pooping perpetrator caught on camera breaking into a Joe’s Crab Shack on Saturday.
Surveillance video shows the man squeeze through a small, broken window to get into the restaurant.
Who burglarizes a Joe’s Crab Shack? It’s not like he is going to get a hot meal after hours.
Police said the alleged suspect stole several items, including alcohol, and defecated on the floor before he left. He also snatched a Joe’s Crab Shack hat off a shelf and wore it as he walked around the restaurant.
I can understand swiping the alcohol, but there’s not a lot else he could have taken that was worth anything. But hey, Florida Man gonna Florida Man.